Lifes a bitch and then you die edition.
What happened to the last one?
Please post your waifu
The average anime viewer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwpzvZMK2lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABiF3z8IO64
>>26021153
I'd post my husbando but britfeel is a homo-free zone.
>>26021212
>britfeel is a homo-free zone.
HAHAHAHAAHAHA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0UsA9FkHU
>>26021235
I was having a giraffle, m8.
Bought a phone case at a Paki phone case shop today.
Doesn't even fit, almost broke my phone and cost eight pounds.
>ENOUGH
>>26021153
My waifu is pretty, oh so pretty and precious like a fancy rich person flower
![[FFF] Sekai de Ichiban Tsuyoku Naritai! - 10 [BD][1080p-FLAC][8E31B011].mkv_snapshot_09.05_[2016.01.25_22.35.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pfmz8HS.jpg "[FFF] Sekai de Ichiban Tsuyoku Naritai! - 10 [BD][1080p-FLAC][8E31B011].mkv_snapshot_09.05_[2016.01.25_22.35.17].jpg")
I'm watching a super interesting animu lads, I highly recommend it.
Int /Brit/ is better than britfeel
>>26021248
Take it back and get your money from the filthy bastards!
Burn the shop down while you're at it.
>>26021275
/brit/ is full of normalfags and wagecucks.
>>26021263
>posting a disgusting slut who burns so much coal she should be called "Power Plant"
>>26021275
>DUDE UNIBANTER XD
No thanks /int/
Watching a docu about the Soviets in Afghan, pretty interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HxydMf3bcM
Hey shoutanon, I ilke you, you do a great job on commentary with BFF, but don't be replying to that guy whose been trying to get his 'crazy person' gimmick over for the last couple of months. It is such a shit gimmick and such a shit trip that everyone in this thread has just ignored him so far, which is amazing really considering the amount of replies Tilde and Poleaboo get, it just goes to show how shit this bloke is. So just don't reply to him mate, I'm pretty sure he will go away soon but when you reply that encourages him to keep trying to getting the gimmick over for longer and longer here.
>>26021298
diz 2bh dezu
I don't fit in there at all, I'm in my element here
Nice steady thread with a large post limit and no retarded memes
can't stop thinking about death tbf
>>26021188
>bf to hold camera
>not fat
>>26021309
Forgot all about that loony, truly shit-tier.
>>26021341
Here's something that might cure the itch
>>26021294
I didn't get a receipt, and I suspect they'd bullshit me.
It's located on the High Street, but looks like it's falling down. I don't get it, High Street space isn't cheap.
>>26021153
Here's my beloved waifu~
>>26021153
Gladly, Azusanon.
>>26021341
What about death?
The afterlife?
The fact that we were never truly 'alive' in the first place?
Or maybe about how we're all going to die cold and alone?
>>26021300
>sexualising the keions
Gas yourself you literal Paki
>>26021300
Whatever you say pham, regardless I still love her
Lads seriously just fucking end it all now.
>>26021354
How does shotgun to head take over a minute and a half to time from? Surely you just pull the trigger and the lights go out.
>>26021377
the act of dying
knowing that you're dying
>>26021329
I didn't even know there were other British threads here but fucking hell those guys are fedoracore fartknocking faggots.
>"You remind me off my mates they always do funny shit when wrecked like watching bizarre cartoons. Last night I went to the toilet at 4am, came back to the room and they were playing fucking Jingle Bells"
>"we usually watch David Attenborough, it gets trippy as fuck"
>"Ah. The rich tea worm burrows out of the shitheap it calls home long enough to spew derision at its digestive gods. Very well, very well."
Fucking hell what a set of cringeworthy cunts
>>26021354
>Agony out of 100
Yeah I'm sure they know all about that.
>>26021346
When the ''recognized personalities'' list came up he got jealous because he wasn't on it and made this retarded character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3KWdGGq4Qk
wHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE MY LIFE MORE LITKE THIS MUSIC VIDEO
>>26021153
Waifu on beach.
>>26021354
>>26021416
None of them make sense. Nearly 3 minutes for a handgun? surviving for 57 minutes after setting yourself on fire? 20 minutes to drown in a pool?
>>26021153
waifu posted senpai
>>26021359
So? It's not what it should be so take it back and just tell them it's no good and that they didn't give you a receipt.
If they still won't refund you, go back with a mate at 1am and put their windows through.
>>26021422
Are those posts real? I thought we were losers...
>>26021458
>buy furniture from ikea
>be water
>be black
>>26021354
>6% lethality for cutting wrists
Have these retards never heard of "down the road, not across the street"?
>>26021354
Ive been in 3 serious car crashes
Does that means I'm in the top 22.5%
Or does god just want me to suffer eternally
>>26021474
Probably time taken for brain to fully shut off
>>26021489
Lisa ruined The Simpsons
>>26021506
They are indeed real and only what I stopped on when scrolling through. Fucking Cliff Richard cunts
Why can't I pee in the presence of someone? I'm not really shy and I have a pretty big dick but whenever I so much as hear someone nearby when taking a piss I just can't go.
Lads I'm about to watch anime for the first time since I used to watch Pokemon on SMTV
'Fate Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya'. Did I chose wisely?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q9xRFmUhxk
>you will never be present at a late 90's/early 00's suburban american house party
>>26021676
Your ancestors probably used to get raped when they went to the loo
>Not watching Cowboy Bebop
It's babby's first animu for a reason, y'know.
How the fuck do you meet girls when you have no friends?
>>26021769
You just say "post your waifus" and everyone will be super helpful and introduce you
Just bought a CO2 powered bb gun, and its too big for my manlet hands, gonna return it and buy a smaller one.
Wish real guns were legal here so I could just end it all.
Got a bottle of peach Ciroc. What's it like?
>>26021761
I've never heard anyone call that sapphic pedoshit tho lad
>>26021718
No senpai. You chose a spin-off show that's just fan service for people that loved the original Visual Novel Ilya appeared in.
No clue how you ended up choosing this apart from some lolicon instincts bubbling up inside you.
Is the anon who was on about volunteering in China here?
If not does anyone know the website?
Need to get the fuck out of this country before I kill myself
>>26021837
Lemme just buy a bottle of peach Ciroc and I'll drink it and report back
>>26021837
CIROC
APPLE
CELEBRATE SUCCESS
THE RIGHT WAY
>>26021874
Not him but workaway.info
>tfw
Scared lads desu
>>26021874
Not him, but I think I was talking to the guy and it was Workaway
>>26021864
That would explain why I don't get it, I thought it was just a cold open.
And you're basically correct
>>26021856
>>26021893
I totally should have gotten apple instead.
Tell me I played myself.
>>26021929
see you on other side lad
>>26021718
>Pokemon on SMTV
Fucking nostalgia
>SMTV will make you poketough
>make it 9:25 every Saturday
>don't be a Jigglypuff
>>26021939
>>26021958
Where did this meme come from? It seems to have appeared overnight here and /pol/
>>26021939
you played yourself
dont ever play yourself
>>26021924
>>26021937
Nice one cheers lads
>>26021976
dj khaled is a major key
>>26021976
Dj Khaled the snapchat god.
Don't EVER play yourself!
>>26021976
I dunno I just found that image knocking about on me phone.
The fact that someone else referenced it at same time I posted the pic is spooky tho lad
>>26021769
Go to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping centre, and sit on the floor and cry, eventually a girl will take pity on you and become your qt IRL waifu.
>>26021938
You should probably pick something else, there are plenty of shows with cute loli's that don't require a 50 hour VN to catch the references.
>>26022001
major cloth talk comin
>>26022001
>snapchat
Oh, so it's a normie thing. Good to know.
>>26022036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQLr2sMQDQE
>>26021938
Watch Ichigo Mashimaro instead. Alernatively Ro-Kyu-Bu, GochiUsa, Mitsudomoe or Manabi Straight.
>>26021975
Hmm, seems mildly homophobic now, but yeah, great times.
>A guy you used to trade pokemon cards with now works in Asda and he came did the swipe thing when you were buying paracetamol but you didn't want to say anything but you both new
I wonder if he's got a Charizard, I never got one you see.
>>26021520
You're not trying hard enough. Or should learn to drive properly.
OUT
U
T
original
what do you call someone who unwittingly shills the ideology of his own oppressor?
where do i find a qt r9k twink?
>>26022195
I used to enjoy drink/drug driving
Thankfully I never hurt anyone
I'm banned now so there's no chance of it happening again anytime soon
(I crashed into a brick wall at 60mph+) and walked out with a few cuts on my head, (wasn't even wearing a seatbelt)
Not sure how much harder I have to try desu
You just have a dirty mind....
>>26022255
Macfags desu
>>26022148
>Hmm, seems mildly homophobic now
U wot m9
Been browsing too much Tumblr?
>>26022255
/pol/ of coursh
>>26022297
Fucking hell, cars aren't your thing.
>not bedtime
>not enough time to do anything worthwhile before bed
>>26022300
Is that hardo gay?
>>26022366
Funnily enough I'm actually a good driver been driving since I was 15 passed on my 17th birthday with no minors
I just drove like a cunt, litres of vodka handfull of pills grams of coke up my nasal
Half the time my intention was to actually crash, its a weird feeling being upside down after rolling down the road 3-4 times windows all smashed steering wheel/dashboard on top of you in and car full of smoke
>She changed her password AGAIN
She must be terrified, poor girl. Not sure if it was a joke but read something about her maybe dropping out of uni too.
I wrote a letter to my (Tory) MP last week.
I got a reply 4 days after I posted it saying they'd forwarded my concerns on to the minister.
I eagerly await my canned response regurgitating the party line and providing no useful information.
>>26022458
>I wrote a letter to my (Tory) MP last week.
Bout what lad? Did you call him a toff?
>>26022255
Lefties and righties?
>>26022334
No, but the obvious double entendre is that if you don't watch Pokemon you are "poof", which is homophobic slang, isn't it?
>>26022423
Well spotted.
>>26022447
the drugs almost certainly helped you survive
>>26022510
its not offensive if its funny. if its not funny then its in bad taste
>>26022482
About all the pakis in britfeel
>>26022482
I whinged about the appalling road network where I live that's constantly screwed due to traffic congestion as there's been no increase in capacity despite a large population increase over the past 10 years.
It's a safe seat though, so it won't make any difference
dark test
>>26022552
Good show lad, I'm sure GCHQ will sort them out
>>26022572
Gotta build bypasses
>>26022451
You're getting pretty evil mate.
>>26022549
But I inherently find that which is offensive to be unfunny, at least when the offense is of a "punching down" sort.
>>26022458
Which MP? If it's someone with a lot of responsibilities already, then they probably won't give a crap, but if they're relatively junior, or one of those mad ones that actually seem to care a bit, then you might be surprised.
Eddisbury represent btw.
Post constituencies!
>>26022572
Good on you for raising concern none-the-less.
Done literally nothing all day except watch Prometheus and post here
Getting weary of life tbqh
>>26022624
I'm crying on the inside, need to distract myself from fucking this golden opportunity up
Being a 16k wagecuck fucking sucks. I can't even get my own place so I canhave weird fetish sexin peace. Sick of house shares and bedsits and I'll literally never get a mortgage
>>26022634
Have you considered not being a limp-wristed weak tea namby-pamby little girl?
Why does my grandfather overbuy stuff?!
I had a cold last week and asked him to pick me up some cold & flu tablets. He bought 16 boxes over the coarse of a few days. I only used 1 and put one in my work bag.
>>26022634
FOOK OFF YOU FOOKING FAGGOT
>>26022634
>But I inherently find that which is offensive to be unfunny, at least when the offense is of a "punching down" sort.
Christ are you sure this is the best website for you? There are more SJW friendly websites out there you might have a better time on.
>>26022634
Lucy Frazer (South-East Cambridgeshire). She's still new, but one of Cameron's mates, so won't cause any trouble. Better than just complaining about it at work though.
>>26022695
Fuck sake lad he's a softie but he's not a SJW. Can you fuckers not overuse a word to death for once? SJW, Cuck, none of them even mean anything anymore.
>>26022683
I dunno mate you ask us this every other day and we still have no answer. Why don't you ask him yourself? He'll probably be able to provide a better insight into the inner workings of his mind than us.
Guys, I bought a bar speaker for my TV because it's not really loud enough and I can't get it to work.
It's basically a red and white audio in/out wire going from my TV out to my speaker IN but when I connect them the TV sound is still on and there is no way to disable the onboard sound.
>>26022332
>>26022350
>>26022496
i've been looking for a catch-all term for a long time
>>26022694
HIYA MATE HAHAHA
>>26022745
If he gets offended at jokes he deems to be 'punching down' he is assuredly an SJW.
I've seen these threads since the start, and never cared enough to figure out what this is. What the fuck is it?
>>26022671
I got a pay rise to the grand sum of 17k a while ago, its literally nothing.
>tfw realising you will have to live at home and never go anyone and just save money and you will be able to retire at 60
>>26022774
for starters i suggest reading the manual
>>26022774
I have this trouble when I plug my headphones into the TV, I get the sound through my headphones but still also through the TV and there is no way to stop it.What the fuck is the point in that?
>>26022806
It's a cat puppet wrapped in bandages lad
>>26022815
I can't find the fucking thing and typing the model number in Google just comes up with a load of links to buy.
>>26022634
This cunt. Only been the MP here since NINETEEN SEVENTY SEVEN.
He's 78....
![NB2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i9bPF9Y.jpg "NB2[1].jpg")
>>26022447
>Half the time my intention was to actually crash
There's a right time and place to do that and it's not on public roads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe_DRcUR1CM
>>26022861
My bad, image
>>26022806
From Sabrina The Teenage Witch mate
>>26022800
This guy is such a faggot.
Wasn't on that ''recognized personalities'' list that someone posted and got jelly.
I am 50 and have been a "loner" pretty much all of my adult life, not necessarily by design but having moved from my hometown to London I never made the new links. The starkness of my "aloneness" was brought home when I was being discharged from hospital and had to literally sneak out because I had no-one that the ward fuhrer could hand me over to.
On the wider front, the constant attacks on the things that once fostered male camaraderie have done much to leave successive generations isolated, the collapse of the industrial base and the social fabric that went went it, and the creation of the "virtual world" will leave more and more men and women isolated in the future. Look to Japan to see how that is playing out.
In a western world that sees "difference" between men and women as an inequality to be erased and "male bonding" as an old boys network reinforcing "glass ceilings" and other nonsense it's a bit rich to suddenly get worried about the psychological effects of the anti-male campaigns of the last thirty years.....but only a "little" bit worried you can be sure.
>>26022634
>inherently
>offensive
>homophobic slang
praying this is bait
>>26022808
>retired at 60
Bit optimistic mate
I got a rise from 13k to 16k when I switched jobs, which sounded great but translated to 50 squid extra a month after tax lol
>>26022870
>banger racing
Holy shit I remember this. Is there a chavvier sport?
>>26022895
>>26022800
THE FACT I HAVE A FOLLOWER NOW MEANS MORE TO ME THAN SOME SILLY LIST
I bleed every day because of you. I hope all this blood will show you how much I truly love you.
>>26022938
You don't have a following. You're cringey as fuck.
>>26022941
Try slicing your wrists vertically, i heard its more effective.
>>26022677
>>26022695
>>26022928
You see, you daft cunts think "offended" means I'm rolling about like fouled Diego Costa, but with bluer hair and more tears. I'm merely capable of recognising the harm homophobic slurs cause on a wider, more subtle, level, in preventing gays from being taken seriously. Or rather, allowing them to be dismissed more easily.
>>26022728
Oh, yeah, if it's an ultra-safe Tory seat she was probably just parachuted in as another sure bet when the tight votes come around.
>tfw your MP is called Antoinette Sandbach
I mean, Sandbach is weird enough because it's a whole town and already gives her a "I own human beings like property" vibe, but Antoinette is just bonkers.
>>26022861
DEMOCRACY IN ACTION!
>>26022900
desu shitposting on britfeel is better than going outside or any other male bonding anyway.
>>26022957
FOLLOWER. SINGULAR DICK HEAD
>>26022900
Least you have dubs
And I've always wondered
What do hospital people say if you answer "No, I have no one to pick me up / look after me"
I've not been in hospikal since I was a kid so I've no idea.
>>26022933
I took 2 day off sick on the month I got my pay rise I actually ended earning less that month while people were saying it was good and a reward for being so good at my job.
I live with my parents as long as my brother becomes successful I can stay here forever
>>26021153
Leave me alone robot senpai
>>26022989
They roll their eyes and sigh inwardly because you just made their job harder, then they either call you a taxi or get the ambulance mini-bus thing to take you back, or if you are homeless/unable to care for yourself they hand you over to social services and shit, you usually get to stay in the "discharge lounge" for a while in that case.
I could have made you both so happy. Why are you torturing me? Will she ever know my name? Will she ever know the part I played in her life, Hannah? I sang her songs. I read her stories. I deserve to be part of your lives.
>>26022985
>You see, you daft cunts think "offended" means I'm rolling about like fouled Diego Costa, but with bluer hair and more tears. I'm merely capable of recognising the harm homophobic slurs cause on a wider, more subtle, level, in preventing gays from being taken seriously. Or rather, allowing them to be dismissed more easily.
No one uses homophobic slurs against actual gays though because in 2016 the year of our lord and saviour nobody cares if you like willies in your bum or not.
>>26022937
>Is there a chavvier sport?
Probably not.
Good fun though, especially when caravans get involved: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVdX3PHuk1c
>>26022985
Gays shouldn't be taken seriously though, they're confused and dangerous degenerates who talk and dress funny.
They should be kept in medically induced comas and stacked up in those nuclear waste bunkers
>>26022988
Who's that then. The guy who called you out for fucking up and looking like a twat?
>>26022985
>the harm homophobic slurs cause on a wider, more subtle, level, in preventing gays from being taken seriously
like... a microagression? kek fuck out of here m8
>>26023061
Who's this ugly bitch?
>>26023079
YES IT MAKE ME SMILE EVERYTIME
>tfw /g/ recommends ThinkPads
>tfw get one for uni
>tfw when half of the class AND THE FUCKING TEACHER laugh at me in the lecture
End it all lads. I don't think it looks that bad, personally. I can post pics if anyone wants to see it.
>>26023120
Don't be horrible, she can't help her condition.
>>26023145
what the fuc lad
>>26021136
What does this mean?:
"While you see the sun setting, I see a sunset"
pls respond
>>26023145
thinkpads are dated as fuck but cool if you're into retro shit, btw post pics
>>26023069
Yes they do, and even if they're used but not directed against gays, it still creates a less hospitable atmosphere for gay people. I'm not trying to police anything, but these are the consequences of using that kind of language.
>>26023078
>They should be kept in medically induced comas and stacked up in those nuclear waste bunkers
>>26023109
Top reply, desperatetobeoffendedlad.
Typical evangelical, trying to make your weird fetishes law.
>>26023145
Stop posting this bullshit
No one gives a fuck what laptop you have
>>26023145
You posted this the other day mate. Why would they laugh at you? Who gives a shit about which laptop someone uses?
>>26023145
Wasn't funny the last time you posted it either lad
>>26023145
>you didn't turn it around on them and make them all feel like horrible insufferable arseholes by pulling the PRIVELEGE card
Because the only reason you got that big clunky old box is being a poorfag, am I right? Use their student lefty guilt against them.
I've finally met a girl I like and who was at least at first interested in a relationship and now I might as well be headbutting a fucking wall.
One dates a personal best anyway guys. At least that's what I said until it dragged on past a few weeks.
I honestly thought I was past falling for girls like this.
My love life hasn't changed at all since high school except back then I was batting out of my league and now if anything they're getting a good deal.
>>26023166
>Yes they do, and even if they're used but not directed against gays, it still creates a less hospitable atmosphere for gay people. I'm not trying to police anything, but these are the consequences of using that kind of language.
No they don't mate. Gays are human beings like me or you not a fucking protected species. They aren't going to get upset and need you to shelter them because someone used the word bender least of all in the context of a joke.
>>26023166
I WISH YOU'D GET AIDS FROM ALL THAT FAGGOT LOVING YOU'RE DOING
>>26023166
you're the liberal cancer that's ruining britain, don't you have to buy supplies to make your "refugees welcome" signs or something?
>>26023061
How did contacting her mum go?
>>26023166
u sound like a proper bumboy faglord lad LOLMAO REKT
>>26023159
>>26023164
>>26023172
>>26023179
I tried to paint it digital winter camo and I think it turned out alright
>>26023189
Fuck off Mohammed I'm not trying to make you laugh go pray to a fucking Karan
I own a very large suitcase
>>26023213
Iktf mate
Been chatting to a girl for some time, get on really well
Said some autistic shit tonight and she hasn't replied now
I've fucked up, just gonna end it desu
>>26021929
you're fucked mate
>>26023316
Have you been moving them up and down the stairs? You were really annoying your son
>>26023323
Post pics of autistic shit
>>26023316
What make is it lad?
>>26022447
fucking hell you're a complete and utter retard
I have an enourmous suitcase.
>>26023216
But it wasn't "in the context of a joke", it was the implication that you're a "poof" if you don't watch Pokemon, which would be telling, on some level, it's okay to single out others in a homophobic way.
If anything there is untrue, then... well, actually it's just not, I'm right and if you disagree you're wrong again.
>>26023222
Obviously not, it's midnight, Asda just shut, dickhead.
>>26023434
Are you autistic by any chance lad?
>>26022988
oh fuck off you annoying little prick
>>26023395
I literally said so are we gonna meet up this weekend, she said should be able to I'll let you know, then I said ok make sure you do because I'm autistic and need to plan my schedule well in advance
I was so close lads, so close.
>>26023403
it luggage
>>26023448
Can't say for sure but I have my doubts.
>>26023408
Pipe down you cunt
>>26023498
make me ya fucking autist
>>26023482
Mate that was some spaghetti you spilled there alright. Couldn't you tell that was a fucking retarded thing to say as you were typing it out?
>>26023494
You are autistic senpai.
>>26023482
HAHAHAHA.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.
>>26023528
At least I have a very big suitcase
>>26023445
Well if you want to treat gays as a lesser people that are too thick to look after themselves then that is your prerogative. Nice 'liberal' attitude.
Tried logging into her gmail with an old password
It's asking me to verify my identity
But with ANY phone number
feels like a trap
>>26023522
Yes, and I still pressed send, cause I'm just destined to fuck my shit up for life
>>26023529
Shit meme
>>26023592
When she logs in she'll get a mail showing who logged in from where and when.
>>26023599
OH MAN, THAT GIRL IS LONG GONE.
>>26023624
Doesn't matter, it's midnight, got some time, though I really doubt I have the right details, I've forced her to change her password 3 times today alone
Alright lads
>favourite gimmick
>least favourite gimmick
My fav is poleaboo cause he's an absolute legend. Least favourite is diabetes kid since he fucks up the threads with his autistic rants
>>26021136
THATS WHY WE GET HIGH
CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR GONNA GO
GOD THIS ALBUM IS OFF THE RAILS
Just stop, I don't want it. I know that you'll try to tell me something uplifting or tell me that I'm a good person but I'm not. I hate myself I hate the way things are, and I want to die. I deny it every time it's brought up but I want to die. I fantasize about it, I'm a sick fuck. I think about all the ways I can die. I'm sick of where I am in life and I know that thing's aren't going to improve. Even if I get a job so fucking what? Even if I go through college and get a degree so what? I'm tired of living.
>>26023700
lifes a meme and then you die
BU BU
BAM BAM
THIS AINT RAPPIN
THIS IS STREET HOP
NOW GET UP OFF YO ASS LIKE THE SEATS HOT
>>26023670
Poleaboo was pleased to have me relay this information to him
I've thrown a kettle over a pub.
What have you done?
>>26023742
>he's
Won Blockbusters m8
>>26023733
Shut the fuck up man its half time.
>>26023700
Thst was Az(z)
>>26023765
MALCOLM X CATCHIN A JUNGLE FEVER
I feel like complete fucking shit
I work a shitty part time job, in a gym where I'm alone for almost the entire shift because it's right out in the sticks. When I'm not working I'm at home alone, or I go to the gym where I'm alone. I literally feel fucking empty and it's at the stage now where even when I'm with mates at the weekend the feeling doesn't go away. I can physically fucking feel it, like butterflies when you're nervous, only it's all the time and and I just feel fucking hollow
Applied for apprenticeships on the basis that maybe I won't feel so goddamn awful if I find a purpose in life and I've failed to land any of them.
Can't even talk to anyone about how I fucking feel because the last career I feel is open to me is the army and they don't let depressed people in there, so I can't risk being branded as that. Odds are I'd just puss out of training anyway
Been thinking of suicide more and more, mum's a psychotherapist though and I don't want her to lose her reputation because she failed to spot her own kid was suicidal
Literally just counting the days till I stop giving a fuck about that or this fucking feeling pushes me over the edge
Don't even know why I'm typing this shit but maybe it'll feel better to vent
>>26023445
this is what i mean, theyre trying to be funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjIuPSuYSOY
>>26023764
Was it on your own or as a two though cos a two's sort of cheating really isn't it.
>>26023738
No problem lad. Good luck with the job search, you deserve something good for a change
>>26023670
OP Image Guy of course he is our glorious leader
Angryanon is obviously a complete bellend although I think he's turning into one of those characters you love to hate.
>>26023787
KING POETIC
>>26023710
I know these feels to be quite perfectly honest mate. Really accurate.
>>26023787
NAS IS THE AFROCENTRIC ASIAN, HALF MAN HALF AMAZING.
>>26023801
Was on my own
>>26023884
8 LEGS 6 LEGS
8 LEGS 6 LEGS
YEA YEA
STRAIGHT OUT OF FUCKING DUNGEONS OF RAP
HEARD A FEW CHICKS SCREAM
MY ARM SHOOK
>>26023573
You stupid dickhead, you're just regurgitating talking points even thought they make no sense in the present context.
The problem with homophobic language is that it enables people to dismiss and belittle gays and think it's okay.
Fuck me, you are properly thick.
>>26023797
Yeah, but it's about whether or not you're punching up or down. You punch down, "ahaha, look at that stupid Somali cunt, look how dead her baby is, ahaha", that's just cruel laughter and you're a twat. But like I just did, you can say something outlandish and on the surface "offensive", but it's the way it's contextualised.
>>26023817
Haven't seen angryanon for a while. The last time I saw was when he said he was Indian
Why does /britfeel/ love Illmatic so much?
I'm not even a massive hip-hop fan but it is my favourite album of all time. It's just so good to sit and listen through.
>>26023922
YOUFUCKINGIDIOTYOUFORGOT"WHEREFAKENIGGERSDON'TMAKEITBACK"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26023985
sorry its just that a superior rapist called big l is still playing in my head :^)
trying to reset her password again, wish me luck
The user-agent switcher is key, she logs in via iPhone and that makes all the difference
>>26023919
Respect your elders and do not fuck with the big boys
>>26023959
its goat
>>26023959
It's not my favourite rap album, thats pic related, though Illmatic is still fucking sick. Still have a lot of classics still to listen to though.
>>26023928
Excuse me the word 'stupid' is offensive to people with lower IQs, I would appreciate if you could not use it and I will be reporting you to the cyber police.
>The problem with homophobic language is that it enables people to dismiss and belittle gays
And as I just said, gays dgaf. I don't view gays as some vulnerable children that need protecting. They are human beings. They'll live.
>and think it's okay.
Yes because the few genuinely homophobic people out there, most of which are in the religious community, would all disappear if we ban the phrase 'knob-jockey'.
You really are an arrogant prick. I love patronising SJWs are to the people they are 'protecting'. The irony of it all.
I'd bloody love her to be widowed
>>26024063
>my vagina when someone says they like doom
>>26021136
Come feel with me, /Brit/bots.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ei2izPLpHc&list=PL7740BBE2DA6029C6
>>26024063
BIGGIE SMALLS - READY TO DIE
Fuck all that other shit.
im bouta drop a classic south crunk junt yall ready?
>>26024063
you guys ever notice the real doom under the table? ausfag passing by on ausfag day, 1 year ago I was with friends being not a neet. Rip life.
>>26024130
I dont want to feel this feel
>>26023928
i get what you mean that it feels like a personal attack because it insults you personally. like it would a black person when someone says thieving black bastards.
but there should be a level, one that says its too far. saying "well of course hes not black he can swim" isnt that offensive it can be funny in the right context just as saying "i can hear your arsehole whistling" is fine but "dirty limp wristed faggot" isnt. is there a level for you?
>>26024103LONDONONDON
I'm sorry, meme is mandatory. Though you're probably a dude anyway.
>>26024158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGMeCIKM2zE
MEMPHIS
E
M
P
H
I
S
>>26024148
Gimme the loot is the best track. You cannot deny this
>>26024312
PEEL NIGGA
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>26024312
Nah. That's Juicy or Ready to die.
Biggie said his favourite was Machine gun funk
>>26024269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zye0h4y1lV4
this is now memphis underground thread
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvEJO2A4CeE
>>26021136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9W9GxuOeLU
dis shit mane
>>26024398
FOR REAL THO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35DKynylckU
Is it okay for Amerifats to post in Britfeels? We don't have anything like it except for the Frog and Feels which hasn't been open in awhile.
HIDIN IN THE BUSHES
WITH THE MASK
AND THE PISTOL GRIPPIN
AND WHEN I HOP OUT ON YO ASS IMA LET IT RIP
IMA SHOOT YOU IN YO FACE AND WATCH YO BODY HIT THE GROUND
>>26024496
The whole of r9k is Amerifeel
>fap to weird shit
>feel immediate disgust and shame after
FUCKING SMELLS LIKE NIGGERS IN HERE LADS
Linden Boulevard represent, represent.
>>26024534
Thank you Anon, I've just been on a streak of bad lucksince the day I was born.
LETS WHITEN THIS UP WITH SOME EARLY 2000'S WHITE-CORE MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQt6jIKNwgU&index=31&list=FLs2-UOk1q2m33hVO8HRlHgg
>>26024815
shut up bitch
drop it off drop it off drop it off drop it off drop it off drop it off drop it off drop it off drop it off
