>University is the best time of your life!
>>26021061
>You will meet a lot of friends at university!
I believed in this until i started living in dorm.
>>26021114
2nd year and I'm already dead inside.
>>26021061
>Chad goes on trip to Cancun for spring break, has the time of his life
>Normie goes back to his high school town and acts like in high school like a retard
>NEET lies down in bed and browses 4chan
I am a normie, but being a failed Chad is pretty rough senpai.
>>26021061
Dropping out and working at Waitrose by the end of the year. Fuck this.
>>26021114
>>26021158
i never had good friends in the dorms, but first year i was always around people and got along with most people in my residence
i'm not in second year and it's the loneliest ive ever been...
>>26021227
'now' not 'not'
If University isn't enjoyable for you, its pretty much entirely your own fault.
>accommodation given to you
>free education (unless you live in a third world country)
>ludicrous amount of free time
>surrounded by hundreds of people your own age, many just as insecure as you
>it gets better in middle school!
>it gets better in highschool!
>it gets better in college!
>it gets better at work!
Lies, lies LIES
>>26021158
>>26021199
I'm 5th year and it still sucks. I cant understand younger people and it's awkward to be with sameyears.
>>26021061
I spent my college years in the military... it sucked but was FUN I'm retired now and have been for 2 years 32 yo fag here all in all hell ya
>>26021291
>it gets better at work
No one would be brazen enough to say that to you?
>>26021289
everything about being a robot is your own fault
doesn't make it any better
>>26021289
>Tfw England
>no free accommodation
>extremely expensive
>lol
>you don't know me, no one is as insecure as me, you damn normie.
>>26021340
>>26021340
desu im enjoying work a lot more than uni. no he no assignments literally no pressure after work. you are free to do anything after 5:00 it helps if your coworkers are cooperative and dependable
>>26021061
>being 21 is the best time of your life
>>26021061
>everyone is from an upper middle class suburb
>everyone dresses the same
>everyone talks about the same shit
>everyone likes the same music
>everyone goes to the same parties
>everyone goes to a school club they really like
>everyone is emphatic about sports
>everyone has a friend to eat lunch with everyday
>>26021289
>I had a shared dorm room and a shared barroom where windows were constantly left open in freezing winter.
Much comfort, so warmth, very accommodation
>My school cost $60k of the finest north american dolarreydoos a year.
Debt to my earballs
>I had an actual degree that was difficult for me and I needed to study a lot
I would have had more free time if I was dead
>was surrounded by fags. Literally by resident advisor and his friends down the hall were all fucking queer
Pretty gay tbfh
I should have tried harder then none of this would have happened.
>>26021061
>it's easy to make friends!
>you'll find people who are just like you!
>tfw 27yo
>tfw dropped out of university 3 years ago
>tfw no job
It was the best time in my life and now all went to shit.
>>26021061
It's better than high school desu senpai
I'm living in a dorm second semester, have literally no friends. My roommate even seems somewhat like a robot and I'm not even friends with him.
well it was incredibly fun.
these days aren't too shabby either though
>>26021544
ask him to play vidya
>>26021544
Fuck his boypussy
What is it like living in dorm? Is it like in harry potter? I've always wanted to go to hogwarts.
Honestly, normies are even bigger losers than you NEETs. The only winners are Chads. Normies get the leftovers from Chad's winnings, and NEETs get nothing. I was a NEET loser, got to college, and found normie life fulfilling for 18 months. Normalfags are pathetic. Y'all have nothing to even from the normalfag. Just try to be Chad, anything less is failure.
>>26021642
>>26021673
both these are good things to do.
>>26021674
No, it's like not making eye contact with anyone for 4 months whenever you walk into your house because you never introduced yourself to them. If you're a robot that is
>>26021061
It's either the best time or the beginning of the end.
>>26021729
you can literally introduce yourself whenever you want
>Too dumb and poor to get into Uni
JUST
>>26021540
No. In High School, people at least valued me for being smart because the school was small and everyone knew everyone else. I actually had a chance there with people who knew a bit about me. Here, I am just another weird guy.
>Too normal for robots
>Too weird for normal people
This is my second year living alone.
>>26021061
I was thinking the same I changed my oppinion very fast after I started to work. It will get worse
>college is supposed to be the best years of your life
>about to graduate
>0 friends
>0 relationships
>invited to exactly 0 parties
>ate every meal alone for 4 years
>sit alone in room and watch streams and play video games in free time
>this is college
>try to kill self 2x in time here
>once by asphyxiation and once by hanging
>found out both times by RA
>assigned a babysitter for 48 hours and confined to room
>after that they fuck off and stop caring about me
People are fucking awful
women especially are the most cruel people I have ever met
especially the fembots on here, they're cruel and sadistic and make me cry and want to die
>>26021869
Most fembots on here are just ugly Stacies at heart. They have an even easier time getting laid because they have their pick from every non-Chad in the world.
>>26021785
Yea, I somewhat know that feel
I went to a magnet school you had to test into, and was in all honors-college level classes, people generally respected me for being 'smart'
But they fucking hated me, for good reasons too, I was (and still am) an arrogant spergy asshat
same deal in college desu, just less people notice me, everyone I've interacted with has immediately hated my guts upon talking to me (with one exception), and I'm alone once again
just as planned
>>26021869
how'd they find out you tried to an hero?
>>26021061
>I thought that living in dorm be like in American Pie
Oh boy i was wrong.
>>26021946
RA responded to reports of loud crying coming from my room
when he forced his way in he found my noose/bag I was gonna use and decided to put me on watch
>>26021933
I was pretty arrogant too, and am still an aspie. I'm not hated, I'm just alone.
>tfw no assertive Asuka gf to force me out of shell
>tfw i was already dead inside after the first 2 weeks in engineering
>"oh anon your so smart you'll breeze through STEM"
>Fail every exam after studying for hours and hours to prepare
>Fail assignments
>fail presentations
>fail at social interactions
>0 friends
>0 parties
>obtain alcohol from random 21 year olds who charge an extra 5 dollars for "delivery fees"
>Drink myself to sleep in my apartment
>2nd year 2nd semester and now a history major
>taking a mandatory public speaking class
>already behind in all my classes for this semester
>I pray every day for a school shooter to show up so I can bum rush him and have him shoot me
Fuck college, it's a load of horseshit. I'd rather go and learn how to weld or blacksmith or install a/c units, but my parents won't let me drop out
>>26021114
To be fair, I did have a lot of friends freshman year. The next three years I was a hermit though.
>>26021804
this hits home friend
cyborg bois
>>26021061
Normally the whole
>X is best time of your life
meme is bullshit and just people projecting, but I honestly enjoyed the last years of highschool. God knows I did not have a childhood to speak off, but this time felt like I really lived in some kind of weeb SOL, I thoroughly enjoyed an extremely chill life back then and remembering those days is probably the only thing that still manages to bring tears to my eyes.
University is pretty shit doe, the people are normie and boring as fuck, even at my technical uni and everything but the learning material is annoying as fuck.
it's been pretty lame for me.
I'm in third year and it's all just made me more cynical and unhappy than i was when I started. It's probably just going to get worse (life)
>mfw thinking about my high school years and first year of college
>had it so easy and had so many opportunities to break out of robot status
>sat at home and played vidya and went to the gym exclusively
Yeah I was memed too.
>>26021289
>free
Nothing in life is free
>>26021544
My roommate is a literal turbo autist and I never really put much thought into it how annoying these "lol I'm so n3rdy xD" types are.
I have some really good friends from HS who I can play dota with but thats about it,
I don't have a single friend in a thousand mile radius of me though
I just dropped out. After failing for a second time.
I've got my dorm room paid for until the end of March. After that I'm killing myself.
In a weird way for me it was. It was a large uni and for some reason my course had very little group projects and most of the profs. didn't take attendance. So during those (sigh) 8 years I was in a phase that can be called extended chunibyo (8th grader syndrome). I overwhelmed myself with rpg's, books and anime and didn't waste any time with studies and internships and the like. After finally graduating it crashed on me that due to my shit grades and failure to make social connections I just wasted 8 years and so much money for the privilege of being a pseudo-NEET. 10 fucking years later I'm still unemployed, poor as shit and a failure in literary every possible way.
>>26021498
>Tell parents I haven't met someone who is like me at all
>You just need to find a hobby, join some clubs and put yourself out there
>>26022320
>tfw going to be engineering major in the fall
>tfw freaking out reading this post
It's just applied calc, trig, and physics!
B-b-baka!
>tfw eating alone
It takes a while for it to get to you, and once it does it takes a bit longer for you to stop caring.
>>26023301
stream it. might as well give a couple people a good time instead of being completely selfish. don't forget to warn us a few times before it happens, i don't want to miss this.
>>26021061
>Implying high school isn't actually the best time of your life if you're in a great one and manage to make friends
>>26021289
>ludicrous amount of free time
I have to read a book a week for /one/ of my classes. Fuck off
>live in the moment
I transferred in the fall from CC. I am 30 years old and have yet to make a single friend. It's pretty bad...I have picked up a lot of single guy hobbies and just study all the time. And go to all office hours just to talk to someone.
I'm afraid of joining clubs or something because people will think it's weird as fuck that I'm so old. I'm starting to go crazy talking to myself all the time.
>>26025052
>30
Nobody cares, man, as long as you're not pic related. I'm 20 and in college and would rather be around 30 year olds anyway
>>26021114
I never understood this. When I went to college it seemed everybody already knew each other and formed their groups, there was never any opportunity to make friends with anybody without awkwardly inserting yourself into other people's conversations.
>>26021289
>free time
found the non-stem major
>Been at uni for like 6 years
>Getting by with classes, have an alright job, and my own place now
>Still KV
QUICK
how to acquire uni gf?
UCLA anyone?
>>26021291
>College: You'll have freedom
>"Real" World: You'll have true freedom!
>>26025454
Better than getting shit grades, having no job, living at your parents house and being a KV.
who /canada/ here?
it's fucking cold
>>26025270
I know no one dislikes me, it's just like, how am I going to make friends with a 21 year old? I can't seriously play beer pong or shit like that.
>>26022320
This really hits too close to home senpai. I hope you find happiness somewhere.
>>26025488
>find the ugliest girl in your smallest class
>sit next to her, make small talk
>after 3 classes ask her out for coffee
Girls have been force-fed possibly even more propaganda than guys about the whole "college = sex / parties / getting drunk or high / four year vacation from responsibility" shit. Unattractive girls who have yet to be given much male attention and fear "missing out" are fucking easy mode
>>26025750
or girlfriends of betas. spot a sad one and give her alcohol and tickets to a show somewhere, easy as that.
yeah for me university was high school 2.0. i was just a ghost.
i tried joining a few clubs but, as it is with high school, it's the same shit of you trying to awkwardly join into someone's clique within the club.
since i was a STEMfag by the second year it got to the point that i barely had free time to socialize anyways. i did make friends with a couple of my lab partners during the last year but that's because we saw each other often due to taking the same class branch to graduate. after that, everyone went their own ways.
>>26025436
>STEM and wymyn's studies are the only majors
>>26021291
>it gets better when you retire!
It only gets better when I die.
>>26025549
OttawaU here. Apparently it's suppose to be 3 degrees here tomorrow, so it'll be a nice and brief respite from the soul crushing cold.
>living with parents
>ghost at uni, don't bother talking to anyone
>get to spend my student finance on whatever I want
>my course is actually interesting
>setting up some work experience and connections for the future
it's pretty good desu, the only bad thing are the people, I don't hate anyone more than university students with the 'lol parties and sex' mentality
>>26025994
oh wow it might actually hit 4 here in montreal, should break out my swim-suit
>>26025405
>When I went to college it seemed everybody already knew each other and formed their groups
This is very true.
Large groups of friends are established by the end of the second week at College. It's amazingly fast. If you don't have social skills then no mercy will be shown, you will be left behind.
One the first day of college I was on an equal footing with everyone, just another new person. By the end of the month, I was a loner guy. THE only loner in my dorm. It's amazing just how unforgiving normies are. Because I was shy from the start (having had no friends in high school), I was immediately excluded from every single social group. Every single one. I tried time and time again to join but no one wanted me. It's a shame really because I could have developed normal social skills had someone decided to give me a chance, but no one did. Looking back I realize just how horrible those people were. They really were scumbags
Many normies will say "just work hard and you can have what I have". It's true. I worked my ass off for 7 years trying to find friends, and it finally paid off. In my 7th year at College I finally met some like minded people and made a group of nice friends.
>>26021954
>TFW I taught High School would be like Saved by the Bell when I was a kid
Why do you lie Hollywood
>>26026133
it isfor normal people
>>26026117
>7 years of college
"Alright class, since it's the first day how bout you turn to the people next to you and exchange email address incase you miss a day of note"
>people on left and right of me turn away from me
>person in front of me talks to the person in front of them
>no one behind me
>odd number of student
>no one talks or even looks at me
>didn't even get a chance
>just sit there making awkward eye contact with my professor
>>26026294
It's your fault.
You should have reacted instantly, by jumping over people and running up to some qt and saying "give me your number".
YOUR FAULT.
>>26021954
> Supposed college would be stupid like American Pie
>Normies are not that obnoxious
>All the solitude I've ever wanted
>Found some friends from the fringe of society
>We don't really have much in common besides this but it was enough for it to last after college
7/10 - positive experience
>first year of uni
>living in a place with another guy who is feminine and obnoxious as hell
>on breaks between lectures don't initiate contact with anyone because I feel like I would bother them, or that they look at me like someone who is inferior because I am asocial as fuck
>only talk with people who come to talk to me first, and that's around 10 people from my work group
>study alone at my place
>eat alone at my place, except 2 days a week where I visit cafeteria, alone
>tfw I know it's going to be like this throughout all of the uni
Fuck me, fuck my social anxiety and fuck my major lack of self-esteem.
I even had a chance the first two or three weeks, as in, some girls were behaving differently towards me, then their behavior changed when they saw that I am an autistic sperg.
>tfw a hot girl touched my knee three fucking times while we were sitting next to each other talking
I know this may be wishful thinking, but still
Does anyone go to a uni with a week/ anime club. Or a gaming club? Potentially could meet some bots there. Or am I being to hopeful?
>Pretext: Highschool
>Friends with relatable misfits who were far more humble than myself
>Have obnoxious vulgar humor and act impulsively on it, tubby, bad acne
>Never talked to girls
>Largely ignorant of normie social cues and etiquette
>Become more cognitive by senior year and quietly resent myself as all of this dawns on me
>Body fills out more into an average shape
>Accutane heals face with no scarring
>Year 1 & 2 of College
>Caucasian Male Virgin
>Weak, Average build but very doughy
>Isolated from friends back home
>Dorm life is depressing lonely garbage
>Every friend made drops out after a semester
>90% of the students are generic as fuck and I hate them
>Gen eds
>Still transitioning out of reflective brooding cunt-mode I undertook late high-school
>Attempts at dating all met with romantic failure
>Total misery
Whatever I was doing obviously wasn't working. One day after a couple months, my brooding depression lifted and I felt like giving a damn.
>Year 3 & 4
>Sideburns I always dreamed of finally grow in
>Learn to dress less slouchy
>Learn to keep cool and project confidence in voice when speaking to girls
>Land practice girlfriend and lose virginity
>Finished Gen eds, can now take courses at my own interest
>Gain more recognition and skill within art major
>2-3 different slick pothead negroes try to make cool with me, always shake my hand and revere my attitude
>Pay auto insurance from summer job funds
>Start a band with friends back home now that I can commute (fuck dorms)
>Score a ton of acid for the first time, new insight acquired
>Land a friend with benefits: sex, weed connections, free secondhand instruments
>Land amazing cute dorky girlfriend: 9/10 curves, intelligent, talented and has my full respect: first serious relationship
>Steadily improving my now average physique
>In my head laugh snidely at the generic fucks I once resented as they strain away to copy large powerpoint slides verbatim in an intro course
You can choose to win or lose.
>community college
>saw people from high school there, was able to have a decent group to talk with.
>Now at uni
>still living with parents, commuting 45 minutes every morning at 7 AM
>first semester I had 2 friends, if you would even call them friends
>one guy in my mandatory logic class, would make awkward small talk about sports and drugs
>never helped me with homework
>other is qt married girl in one of my degree plan classes
>shes married
>have her in another class this year
>she finds me and sits by me
>tfw only made one new friend this semester
>tfw I'm pretty sure he's a BLM supporter but he doesn't seem to be a shitter
>tfw chose shitty major
>at least I'm going to china in MayIf I keep my grades up q_q
>>26026706
I treat my weekly tabletop RPG club meetings like Christians treat Sunday mass. Usually the best 3-4 hours of my week. Definitely check it out if your uni has one. Probably won't meet bots, but you can bond with people over DnD
The sad thing is, it was. That's where you peak. It's all downhill from there. Hope you enjoyed the ride.
There's 7 guys I know in my classes and the classes are like 70% women or something, and I only really hang out with the mature students who are in their early thirties/one guy who's in his mid fifties. Generally speaking, they tend to be smarter and more down to earth and not be all memed out by univeristy; they simply want to learn. I live with 3 old friends from around high school, however, and sometimes they can be assholes.
>Tfw thought I was going to fail my linguistics class
>Ended up being top 3 best in the class
>>26021061
>that statement is actually true
>uni, with all its misery, really is the peak of your life and everything will be going downhill after that
>>26026735
You're my hero
original
>>26026986
get out of my head charles
>>26026799
I was thinking of joining it, because they apparently do world of dakness meetings, but idk if I should. So far I've met people from the anime society who are basically all 4channers that spout memes and people from the ComSoc, which are basically the same, as expected. I wanted to do Judo, but Idk where to find a reputable Dojo.
Also, an apathetic girl I know (who had a picture of s&m on her phone) who always says she hates me and calls me a freak, invited me to her joint birthday party tomorrow, as well as one other guy. Idk if she's tsundere or just trying to invite people. What do I do?
Fucking CC is the biggest bullshit of my life.
>be me
>never went to college
>was long time friends with business owner
>hires me without degree
>make bank
>people find out and the jimmies are rustled
>forced to go to CC
>shittiest school on face of the planet
>literally just filled with losers and cucks
>tons of robots but I'm not here to make friends
>get involved with study group so I can make them do my work for me
>weirdest bunch of assholes ever
>2 niggers
>2 qt
>1 autist
>1 weird old pervert
okay yeah you get the idea I'm doing a community thing
that show is great don't kill me
>>26021804
Literally me senpai
>>26021289
>ludicrous amount of free time
toppest kek
even full time workers have more time than me, I have literally not played a video game for a week even though I want to and my wagekek friend keeps begging me to play with him
have you EVER studied, anon?
>>26027123
I thought you were serious and I was going to kill myself in peace because community college is my last hope and I'm already barely hanging on to life
Fuck you
>high school
>excelled at chemistry
>top student in the class
>never got below a 90%
>had group of friends I hung with daily
>depressed because nothing outside of school
>go to uni for chemistry
>literally everyone is better than me
>no people to talk with
>no social skills
>tired
>fail tests
>professor actually takes me apart to talk to me about my results
>break down into tears because depressed
>drop out after 6 weeks
>parents berate my daily for not having a job
>consider suicide daily
Wish I could go back to high school.
Yep >>26026321huh, thought the quote would counter the unoriginality
about to put a bullet through my head, i love college!
>>26026117
>If you don't have social skills then no mercy will be shown, you will be left behind.
fucking this. college was shit, it was SO much easier to make friends in high school
>>26027222
not him but ive never studied
i have a feeling that the harder classes are going to make me want to commit sudoku, i'm ADHD as fuck and I can only get work done with stimulants
>>26027351
>literally everyone is better than me
same shit here except it was an introduction to engineering class. i was top tier at the shit rural high school i went to, but when I went to college I never realized how much my high school didn't prepare me for the workload
everybody there was some rich faggot who went to a top tier high school and already knew everything off of the bat
>>26026706
I do but it's kind of depressing since most of the guys there are like 300 lbs or terribly cringey intellectual fedora tippers, all of them neckbeards, and they all have gfs. Some even cute gfs.
>>26027451
you're in for a ride
It's 4:30AM here right now and I'm still trying to get this gui net communicator in java working
tomorrow I'll have to study for 2 exams and finish two 3ds max assignments, so that'll be another all-nighter
where did the illusion of gaining lots of friends and experiences in uni?
uni students arent there to make friends nobody gives a fuck about anyone else until theres a group project to do, like uni students just aren't interested in making friends at all.
>>26027573
what are your study habits?
sounds retarded but like do you just keep doing the homework over and over until you get it or what
>>26026025
Supposed to be hitting 4 here in Edmonton breaking out the shorts as we speak.
>>26027595
>uni students arent there to make friends
Some truth to this.
Many of the groups of "friends" are actually people with a common major, trying to leech off each other.
Students going on to med, dentisty or pharmacy always group together for strategic reasons. If you are not in their major, you are ignored.
Asian students group together, but exclude white people for the most part. This is because they are cheating, copying each others answers to get through assignments.
>>26027632
I search for a tutorial on youtube, if that doesn't help I read the lectures
>>26027721
can confirm that asian students are all cheaters
it's amazing really how bad it is but the stereotype is so true
>>26027779
http://world.time.com/2013/05/10/for-the-first-time-sat-test-gets-canceled-in-an-entire-country/
>>26021340
no one said it to me.
though i want to believe it because work is the only thing left.
>have one friend in high school
>he already has plans on what college he was going to
>choose to go to the same school instead of one that was offering me scholarships
>were going to room together
>move myself in the week before classes
>find out he got switched to a different room
>he was there weeks earlier doing summer activities and meeting people
>has new friends he hangs out with
>too antisocial to make friends with anyone
>try to make friends in his circle
>doesn't work
>nobody ever invites me to come along with them or hang out/study
>stay alone in room most of the time
>drop out because no motivation to stay or even get up
>>26027812
damn asians really do take cheating to a whole new level
i mean there's normal cheating like copying homework but then there's asian tier cheating which is some crazy shit
>>26021061
Uni was the best time of my life. Even though I didn't have many friends I still got to live like a NEET most of the time while having the illusion of being productive with my life.
Now I'm jobless and 60k in debt and all I have to look forward to is finding a job and grinding away for the next 5 years until my debts are paid off.
>>26027834
im sorry to hear that senpai
It feels like summer camp all over again. I hated summer camp.
>>26026706
>go to the school's anime club
>virtually all redditors, and ugly and autistic as sin, to boot
>they all act like people from this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
>try to bite the bullet anyway and talk with them
>they take somewhat of a good liking to me and say I'm really funny
>feel good about myself, for once
>then find out that a good chunk of them have girlfriends, while I'm still a KV at 21
>i got to see literal aspies with fedoras and autism shoes cuddling with semi-cute girls, while I'm still a lonely fuck
just end it
>>26027834
>going to a college because your friend goes there
Huge mistake
>made tons of friends in high school
>was pretty normie
>something snapped in my brain at 18 and now i'm an antisocial jackass who can't even hold a conversation anymore
kill me
just kill me. at least i still have two old highschool friends who ill be bros with for life, but i rarely see them. not having any real college friends sucks
i guess deep down ive always been an autist who needed to rely on my pre existing friends to make new friends. but now that i'm in college i don't have a friend wingman anymore so now i'm lost
>>26027834
>choose to go to the same school instead of one that was offering me scholarships
Had you made a different decision you would have still ended up alone, but in less debt.
>>26028005
>rely on my pre existing friends to make new friends
That's called "being a normal person"
>>26021804
Cyborg hug, we look like the other but we aren't.
WE'RE NOT THOSE FUCKING NORMIES!
>>26028047
doesn't seem very normie to me
how am i supposed to make friends if i don't already have a friend wingman?
>>26026706
>join vidya club at school
>even the people there act like normies
>>26025994
Carleton here senpai
>>26028068
You really think normies just dive into social situations knowing no one?
>>26026706
The anime club is pretty chill here, we are just 4 people and I think everyone is a robot besides that one girl. We usually just choose some older and currently airing shows and watch them at the afternoon 4 times during the week. We even met up at new years, because nobody had to do something. It is the first time, that I actually feel like I belong somewhere and I'm happy that nobody else is joining. This group should stay like that
>>26028084
there's always a club with autists dude
didn't you go to your club fair? there was a fucking anime club, there was even a club for people who liked old japanese weapons like katanas and naginatas and shit
i still have a picture i took with this spergy looking guy holding pic related kek
>haven't even been to the uni building in 8 months, before that went there for a year just to eat, now i just make my own food
>haven't completed more than a single course in the last 2 years
>completely fell out of the loop
>afraid to sign to new courses because I know I wont go
>not getting study bucks from government at the moment
how do I get back in
>>26028101
what program you in f a m
>>26026706
yep, joined an anime club but most of the people there are normie fucks
>>26028278
sciences m8, you?
Warning: "college is fun" meme does not apply to average state colleges
>>26028148
now you are talking about something else.
>>26027351
>professor actually takes me apart to talk to me about my results
In front of the whole class?
fuck
>>26028180
Yes. It was a small school and that was the only weird club there. I guess the other autists didn't join clubs or had made their own social group before I joined. Only met one neckbeard, but he was a fucking asshole.
Should have joined the gun club
>>26028306
going into criminology next year
inb4 stem fags rek me
>tfw you saw that one guy in your programming class who's like 50 years old
Makes me sad t b h, I just realize that neither of us have any friends which puts us on equal footing with one another
>>26028367
no not in front of the whole class you mong do you even higher education
>>26028150
Are the other guys exactly like you? What about the girl, wouldn't there be fights because somebody wants to date her?
>>26028421
good luck m8, hopefully we make it
Average Day:
>wake up
>go to class
>eat alone
>go to dorm to play videogames
>go to next class
>eat alone again
>go back to dorm
>have short awkward conversation with normie roommate
>study
>sleep
And on weekends I go to my parent's house
10/10 havin a blast, thx mom and dad
>>26028576
you just described my average day
>tfw i'll never meet another robot to be alone together with
I just want to do independent things around someone else doing other independent things. Why do normies find this so weird?
>>26021340
People still say it to me.
Hell, my grandmother said those very same words last week.
>>26028576
>>26028872
my exact routine as well
what is your major?
>>26025782
ticket to a freak show
my place
>>26028576
Yep, pretty much the same, besides the roommate conversation
>>26028486
One guy is a druggie and often messages us, how much he hates life when he is drunk, often popping some psychedelics too, the girl dresses really tomboyish and spends most of her time at home, the other guy is really shy and probably gay, atleast he dresses really girly, he also has a really autistic steam profile, so he probably erps and crossdress. I actually really like these people, we all are autistic in a way
>>26028931
Chemical physics
>>26028576
same, I just keep on a perpetual pissed face to repel all normies and stacies.
>>26028367
pretty sure that's illegal
>>26027949
i rather be alone than hangout with those faggots
>>26028931
Cybersecurity
>>26021774
>America has trillions of dollars of debt from student loans
>Stupid people graduate with degrees from universities all the time
You have no excuse.
>>26021869
it's okay, one day you'll succeed.
>its all the same
>all grey
Who /uselessdegree/ here?
>majored in philosophy
>realize it's a dead end and I'm fucked for life
>tell people I'm a chemistry major
>no friends so I'll never be questioned on it too much
>tfw I bought a lab coat from the school store and sometimes walk around with it so people think I'm an important chemistry major
>actually want to fucking kill myself
>>26029209
Actual chemistry major here, don't do the lab coat thing. It's considered very poor taste among lab workers - who knows what dangerous shit is on the lab coat? Carry around a physical chem textbook instead or something, you might learn something while you're at it
>tfw have more fun and happiness at my minimum wage job than going to school learning a degree that is hard as fuck to get a job for
I feel like dropping out, but I'm so close to finishing.
>>26026133
Because real life sucks.
>gotta make an app for class
>group project
>hate group projects because either I do all of the work or none of the work
>no ideas
>already letting team down
>>26029209
why do you think people will notice you?
>>26029066
>implying America's debt is from giving out student loans
>implying federal loans come close to the cost of most schools now
>university has required PE classes to graduate
>take volleyball since it's not a very hard sport
>class is full of varsity volleyball girls
>they all talk shit about my small arms and how I can't get my serves over the net
>they trample over me and knock me down even when I'm set to hit
>hit in the face 3x so far, twice from girls kicking the ball, once from having it spiked in my face
>want to cry every time I go to class
>10 more classes left
I fucking hate women and how fucking cruel they always have to be all the time
I literally just want this class so I can graduate but it's fucking high school torture all over again
and the minute I mention how I hate women for being so cruel and unempathetic, I get called a neckbeard and told NAWALT
>>26029257
Finish it anon! You can do this!
>>26029334
do they make you lick their sweaty feet and sit on your face with their sweaty cunts and asses in the girl's change room?
>>26021061
/summer/ when lads? cant hold out much longer
>1st year, shit grades, no friends
>2nd year, resolve to do better
>top of most of my classes
>suddenly everyone wants to be my friend
>not really, they just want to mooch off me
>mfw a bunch of a normies ask me to join their study group
>4th year and still no gf
fuck everyone and fuck uni
>>26029295
Final semester comp sci major here. There's always at least one person in the group who never talks and just gets assigned the most boring grunt work by the rest of the group. As long as you at least do that much, no one will really resent you.
>>26029412
no because I'm a guy and it's not some high school fantasy
>>26029486
anon can you get some perverted japanese sensei to teach you secret volley ball technique to drop dem panties?
>>26029238
>who knows what dangerous shit is on the lab coat
Wow, America is so fucked up they think they might get shot by a chem major.
>>26029559
What? The idea is that you might have gotten acid or something on your lab coat and don't want to get that out in the open. Same reason why bio majors are not allowed to wear gloves outside the laboratory.
>>26029209
>he thinks people wear labcoat outside of labs
stop embarrassing yourself
>>26029607
to be fair lots of dumbass freshmen and internationals do anyway, including various types of med researchers
however you should not want to come off as anything like these people
>>26029607
I've seen people do it though
>>26021061
I mean, its not like highschool wasn't worse. at least in my university career i've gotten laid a few times and study something mildly interesting
>>26029696
>i've gotten laid a few times
out
>>26025750
but they're unattractive
>full ride academic scholarship to the most awful private college in the fucking state, if not the entire southern united states
>every other student is borderline retarded
>professors give high school level work
>double majoring in both accounting and business because hey, it's free so why not make the most of it
>business classes are all common sense fucking garbage with massive amounts of homework and quizzes that were stolen from quizlet test banks
>accounting is super fucking hard because the teachers are incompetent and don't even teach for the entire class period but test as if they did
>wanted to work with the FBI or IRS but now i don't even think i'll be able to pass a CPA exam without additional years of fucking prep work
>0 friends
>maybe 5 acquaintances
>girls are all attracted to camo-wearing truck-driving redneck faggots
>no artsy girls on the entire fucking campus, much less any robots at all
>every club i've shown up for was either garbage or was filled with stupid faggots and normies
>can't even take a politics minor like I'd planned because the fucking goddamn business degree requires too many hours
>buy my own food because i can't handle the social anxiety of going to the cafeteria and eating alone
>spend like $200 of my own money every month on food like salami and olives and chicken tenders
>play video games 100% of the time that i'm not sleeping or in class
>gained 40 pounds in 2.5 years
>don't feel any smarter
>at least 10x more depressed
>the only person i even talk to is the school counselor who i've been seeing for the entire last semester every single week
>tfw he's leaving after this semester because the school is awful
>if only i was so lucky
i'm fucking miserable and it gets worse daily
lately i've just been getting angry instead of sad
>>26029836
>every other student is borderline retarded
I have some bad news for you anon...
>>26029865
what
are you implying that i'm retarded?
on full academic scholarship riding a 3.93 GPA with two majors?
>>26029836
What school, anon? Is it in Texas?
>>26029940
north carolina
i'm almost confident this school only exists as part of a money laundering scheme orchestrated somehow through the football team, and they only give out academic scholarships as a way to prop up their averages
>>26027294
It's different for everyone, it could be the best time of your life, hang on to your hope anon.
>>26029876
ye, pretty much everything beside that is handled pretty retard-ly
>>26029876
Your classes don't sound awfully hard m8
>>26030022
>>26030027
maybe i am retarded and i just don't realize it
one more thing on the fucking list i guess
>>26030008
>Private, liberal arts women's college
>Taking accounting and business
Holy fuck you really cucked yourself, transfer out of that shithole ASAP
anyone else /mcgill/ here
everyone here is so fucking skinny and good looking and sociable it has made me want to die even more than I already do
>>26030071
no money
the only reason i'm here in the first place
and fuck student loans, i'd rather die than be jewed slowly
>>26030074
me
>go into uni with a bf, dreams of med school, and relative mental health
>now 3 years in, 3 more years to go bc switching degrees, no bf, depression and anxiety that's getting worse every year
>surrounded by chads, staceys, and normies loving each other
>being sexiled by 5'0 100 pound gay roommate twice
>got called a faggot for using my telescope to see Venus in September
>go back home
>parents ask me about girls (ny dad promised that I would find a girl)
>asshole chads from my old school make fun of me for going to the gym (even though I started going 7 months ago)
>see older brother kissing his gf in his car and on the living room couch to star wars episode 2
>14 year old brother now has a gf who he texts late at night
>see my younger brother take condoms from my older brother's wallet
I just want to start over...
>>26021289
>>accommodation given to you
Not if your parents aren't well off
>>free education (unless you live in a third world country)
America is a third world country then
>>ludicrous amount of free time
Unless you need to work in addition to classes
>>surrounded by hundreds of people your own age, many just as insecure as you
>Surrounded by hundreds of chads and stacies who want nothing to do with you
>>26030057
don't let me bring you down
practice the weaker part of yourself
>tfw your grandmother sends you a postcard with some money in it and tells you to ask out a nice girl to dinner
>tfw you haven't spoken to a female in weeks, if not months
>tfw you ordered a tenga masturbator with the money
>>26030142
>being sexiled by 5'0 100 pound gay roommate twice
can you arrange it in a way so that it suits the /ss/ fantasy?
>went to liberal arts school
>60% female
>thought you were gonna get pussy
>55% male college next door
>all the girls go there for bfs and sex
>decent math and cs program
>but not great, just really theory heavy
I probably made a mistake, but at least they have a really fucking good career center
seriously though, they have like 95% job placement in local companies
>>26030214
I think you misunderstood her, the money was probably for the hookers since she knows you can't get laid. Now, you proved that you still can't get laid, even with money.
>>26029334
>mandatory pe in college
Nigga wut
>Chair of the History Dept wants to revive the History Club
>literally her bitch and comply that I will help
>first day, everyone already knows and hates me
>they hate me because I'm the only history tutor hired by the school and I do SI for said chair
>they hate me because they have no opportunities to get "experience"
Doesn't help that 75% of are probably Marxists.
Is the gay club a good way to get laid or is it full of SJW?
>>26030262
>went to liberal arts school
>>26030281
she's senile, she probably doesn't understand what my sexual prowess is like
>>26026706
The only clubs at my uni are for minority, female, LGBT and religious students. If you're none of the above you're on your own.
>>26030298
read:
>decent math and cs programs
>have amazing career center and ridiculously high job placement rate
sure it's a bullshit school, but it's not a complete waste
>>26030262
>liberal arts
>school
Are you in the top of your kek there?
Long shot but who Oregon Tech Wilsonville here?? Let's do one of those double murder suicide things that never seem to work out. Hopefully you will be the one to not get a bullet and forever live with the guilt of manslaughter on your hands
>>26030282
The California Community Colleges force you to do that shit to get into a Cal State Uni.
They also force you to do it for an associates degree.
Not sure if the Cal States also force you to.
UCs don't.
>>26030293
Just flaunt your shit in their faces, they are history majors, usually low test, meaning they won't do shit to you.
>>26030340
Notifying police
>>26030074
lel
met my friend's gf once, she's going to mcgill, in our 5 min of very normie conversation, I asked about her parents and everything, putting words in her mouth joking etc
then I learned from my friend's bro that she was adapted
>>26030367
Thanks friend-o (btw this robot can suck a cock)
>>26030262
UWaterloo?
>>26030510
no, not even close to where I go to school
>>26024281
This hits way too close to home
Original commentary
>>26024281
>eating alone
>mom prepares fish everyday because it is good for smarts
>mackerel
>everyday people stare at me in the microwave room and in the dinning area while I was alone
>eventually told to not bring fish anymore
>>26030689
holy shit wow
not even kidding, you need to columbine those fucking faggots
>>26021061
>high school is the best time of your life!
>university is the best time of your life!
>it gets better after university!
>just wait until you hit 30/35/40, it gets better!
>not long now, youre almost retired!
Life is shit and people are shit for telling gullible retards otherwise
>>26021804
>>26022395
>>26027184
>>26028062
How do you do fellow cybros?
the worst is when you thought you were having the time of your life , that you just got unlucky. 10 years later you realize that everyone actually hated you.
>>26027123
Hi Jeff
As much as I hate college, and everything about it was terrible. The sad fact is, after you graduate it is all downhill from there
one week till my first exam
I learned all the lecture material, then checked the discussion forums on our online "blackboard" site and all the students are asking questions about deep shit that is kind of outside what we learned in the lectures
and you need to write an essay for 40% of the exam marks which requires "outside reading"
I don't really care enough about my subject to do any of that
>>26025750
I don't know where you live but at my uni there do not exist girls ugly/fat enough to be in my league
I'm so sick of being surrounded by attractive people
>commute to my university
>in my 3rd year
>zero friends
Would it change if I moved into a dorm? I'm scared to do so because I feel really comfy with my zero debt situation right now
>>26028005
>made tons of friends in high school
>was pretty normie
>something snapped in my brain at 18 and now i'm an antisocial jackass who can't even hold a conversation anymore
Are you me ? I heard it happens to a lot of people as well. Don't really know why.
>>26027556
it's funny because they're obviously autistic, but they get gfs because they're actually confident for some retarded ass reason. there's so many of those types in my programming class and it makes it unbearable.
Anyone here chad state university?
Asu
HS/Uni/Whatever
nothing ever changes
if youre an undesirable, your life will suck
>lectures are a waste of time, usually just reading off powerpoints or doing example questions from textbooks
I only go on monday, just for the mandatory tutorials. I've made zero friends because I literally do not go to school (i didnt even go to to tutorials the other semesters), but I don't think you can even make friends in lectures. You either live in the dorms or you're fucked
>study
>4th year now
>spend most of my time playing vidya and not learning
>somehow managed to complete most of it
>learned nearly nothing of value anyway
>kids knew more than I do now in the first year
>have to do an internship soon
>already sweating because I know fuck all about the field I study in
I made zero friends and I learned nothing.
The piece of paper I get at the end is useless.
>>26033276
I'm first year in dorms and it basically forced me to get acquainted with the people I share my kitchen with even though I didn't put in any effort and spend most of my time in my room
I've been out with them to the Christmas market or whatever before which was nice
they try to get the rest of the kitchen group involved in stuff
but they stop existing for me the second holidays start basically
also one of the Jap girls said I'm "scary" in Japanese once
>>26022320
>first semester in bionics engineering
>failed all of my exams as of late
>I'm going to fail two hours later
>I'll fail tomorrow too
Fuck I need a drink.
>>26026706
>tfw the only club is a movie-club at my uni
>they have pleb taste in movies
Doesn't matter I have a one person exclusive anime-vidya club at home.
>>26021289
>>ludicrous amount of free time
How's that degree in flipping burgers going?
>start highschool
>somehow start lifting
>go to a party
>fuck old classmate
>suddenly gf
>literally free sex
>bout to graduate
>go to army
>lose gf cuz of "omg u are never here"
Cant wait to finish uni and become a NEET again
>2nd year in college
>go out with some friends to a party after being pressured
>anxious the whole time and sure everyone is making fun of me
>eventually get pretty drunk and start loosening up
>start talking to this girl, i'll call her A
>we start to hit it off and she's clearly having a good time
>share similar interests and realized we were from the same area, just went to different schools
>get her number before leaving
>next day text her asking to hang out
>we do and spend a few hours just fucking around and grab a bite to eat before going on our separate path
>next day i text her, no response and assume she's busy with schooling
>day after that i text her again, nothing
>the day after, same thing
>didn't see her at school so i get worried
>text her a few more times (about 5ish over the course of a couple hours) all with no response
>finally get a response back that night telling me to stop texting her
>text her back asking what i did wrong and no response
>decide to just call her but it never went through
>repeat this for like 30 minutes before giving up and sleeping
>next day at school i don't see her again, once more
>text her and ask if she's doing okay and if i can help with anything
>nothing back
w-what do i do guys? we had so much in common and she's super pretty and she clearly enjoyed talking to me so what do you think her deal is?
>>26035233
>she clearly enjoyed talking to me
How did you possibly get this idea even after typing that cringey shit out
>>26035233
Obviously when you met up the next day she saw you for who you really are.
>Please never text more than once
>EVER
>>26035233
You should have waited longer before texting her.
And texting her again after she did not respond to the first one was the one that ended it all.
Try to talk to her IRL after 2 weeks or so. do not text or call.
>met the worst people in my life in school
>school in general was a giant grades farm and a breeding ground for internal conflicts among other students
>70% of the thing's that we studied were unpractical bullshit and even some ancient mythology crap that makes no sense to logical humans
>you must get through school or die in poverty
>why do you care whats the subjects of study are, just pass the exams!
>never treated bullying, racism or anything like that ever
>yelled at parents that couldn't afford fucking shitholes no one ever goes to
>>26021289
Where the fuck is uni free?
It aint here in aus.
>>26021061
It is, not that I have a gf and some true friends.
It took 5 years of uni for that to happen though, whilst for most people, it took a week.
>>26035253
well i texted her a lot after she didn't answer the first time because i assumed that she had her phone set to not vibrate or make noise, so i sent maybe 20ish texts and she responded to a couple of them but 99% of which she ignored and this went on for the 3 days of texting and i sent maybe the same amount every day.
i think i probably said something to make her nervous so she told me to stop texting her.
>>26035259
but we had a really good time and i even asked if she was having fun and she told me that she was
>>26035267
>do not text or call
well i don't want to and the only other option would be to see her in person but she isn't in the class we share anymore and i never see her anywhere else ;_;
>>26035300
Listen, im not sure what you are not getting.
Text ONCE, if she does not reply, do not text again.
I dont care if 100 years passes, even the spergiest of spergs can grasp something as simple as this.
>>26021289
>accommodation given to you
Accommodation on or near campus costs more than anybody who isn't being supported by parents can afford while studying.
>free education (unless you live in a third world country)
Incredible debt that I plan on leaving the country to escape.
>ludicrous amount of free time
Maybe if you don't have to work full time in addition to studying just to continue to put food in your mouth.
>surrounded by hundreds of people your own age, many just as insecure as you
Surrounded by hundreds of trust fund faggots who I've literally had stop talking to me when I mentioned what area I lived in. At best I get treated like a third class citizen, at worst I get ignored.
>>26035327
so i should just text her once now? what do i even say?
pls help ;_; i know she likes me, and i don't understand why she's acting like this. do you think she's sick, maybe?
>>26035351
lol
she doesn;t like you. She wants you to fuck off.
If you sent 20 texts you should get 20+ texts back.
