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>manage to talk to crush on FB by offering homework help.
>inb4 having normiebook
>we start speaking for a couple of weeks
>get quite close
>tell her my dad is an addict
>she offers to pity cuddle me
>i sperg out and send her a picture of metalgreymon
>in fact every time she flirts with me, I sperg out and make digimon references.
>pretty sure she only still talks to me because I have drug connections
share your autism so we can feel better
pic related
>>26018582
>>in fact every time she flirts with me, I sperg out and make digimon references.
Is this in person or just on facebook?
Also pokemon>digimon faggot
>>26018868
I avoid her in person when possible because autism. She tried to high five me today and I just stuttered.
Also both are good /mon/ bro
>>26018582
If metalgreymon doesn't get you in her pants, I'm not sure anything will, anon
>>26018950
I can understand losing control in person but when you have to make the message and then get a chance to think about it before sending it then how comes you don't just think 'oh I better not send that digimon.
>>26019052
I get so nervous, my head turns to mush.
I just did it again anon. I'm probably going to try and weasel into hang out with her with drugs. Then I can talk to her.
>>26019127
She wanted to pity hug you because your dad was an addict. Are you sure that's a good idea?
Also please post convos with names blanked out?
>>26019175
>>26019175
here you go.
i missed the robot but for fuck sake
>>26019582
man, you are so cringy
just keep in mind not to bring digimon to the conversation
>>26019811
if i talk about drugs, im well alpha because I know my shit. But i dont just want to talk about drugs and biology.
>>26019582
Can you colour code the names (e.g. blue & pink) so we know who is who
don't die on me man
BUMPEROOOO
>>26020541
colour coded, I'm red
>>26020965
image pls
>>26019582
holy kek.
More awkward digimon references pls OP?
>Not sending her pics of BanchoLeomon to get her wet
>>26021021
Of what?
Robot please take mercy on me.
>>26021057
colour coded screenshot
>>26021039
I just keep saying "I'm greymon now" or "You can be whoever you want... big guy."
>>26021133
but I love your famous word spaghetti just like mama used to make
>>26021021
fuck im an idiot
>>26021154
This
We want mom's spaghetti
>>26021193
ill try and find some more, most of the digimon references have happened in real life though. i'll find more cringe.
What in the fuck...? How the hell did come up with sending a digimon pic in response to that?
>>26021176
>>4chan tier
KEK
>>26021133
In Japanese there was no line where he says I'm greymon now in the English dub. Ruined it for me when I figured that out.
Also, you picking up cyber slut?
>>26021176
Aw das cute mane
I was cringing because I thought it went like this
>>26019582
what the fuck?
>posts metal greymon
>that's my go-to pleased face
if you sent that to me I'd laugh my ass of and then asked you what drug are you on
>>26021324
oh except also you sending the image
>>26021400
That's because you're not 4chan tier
piss off normie
reeeeeeeee
I'm a blackbot btw
>>26021322
No, some girl at school (I was a tard a couple of years ago so I got held back)
>>26021245
I got awkward and thought id send a meme but most of my pictures are of gore I use to sometimes spam email my sister.
then i remembered i had a metal greymon saved on my computer and that I make digimon jokes
> talk to a qt for the very 4th time
> we talk a lot
> the typicall story when you talk a lot with a girl
> one of us had a crush
> me
> i can't stop thinking about her
> i check my cellphone everytime for a new message
> she send me noods
> she talk dirty
> we talk dirty
> " hey anon , its cold why dont you come into my house and watch some movies and eat a lot and hookup"
> autism+asperg+social anxiety eruption comes into my mind and dont know what to do
> im in panic
> i have small dick
> im fat
> what to do
> my hands start to move
> start writing
> ITS NOT ME ITS THE ANXIETY AND PANIC!
> send a message to her saying
> "WHAT THE FUCK DIDI YOU JUST FUCKING SAID OF ME YOU LITTLE SHIT ?"
> she is like wtf
> she never ever talk to me again since that fucking retard moment.
pic related.
>>26021400
I usually drug message her desu. I came out of a k-hole with pure will power just to speak to her. The crush is real
>>26021538
>> "WHAT THE FUCK DIDI YOU JUST FUCKING SAID OF ME YOU LITTLE SHIT ?"
That didn't happen, did it anon?
>>26021538
kek
At least you didn't send her a picture of your fingernail collection or something really spergy
>>26021512
She loves your randomness!
You can totally seal the deal if you tell her you want to cuddle her vag with your mouth.
Do I, anon, and become a normie.
>>26021512
>I'm a blackbot btw
mystery solved then, you're just making use of nigger privilege
fucking blacks thinking they can be robots, if a white sperged out like you she'd call the police by now
>>26021538
some spanish chick
lies/10
>>26021512
>not sending yokai watch pics
How does it feel to live in the past Anon?
>>26021587
it happened. im not from america. so we dont speak english .. thats like the equivalent.
i originally send this to her
" no la concha de tu madre no te lo voy a permitir "
But thats pretty much it
>>26021653
>no la concha de tu madre no te lo voy a permitir
Not the shell of your mother ???? allow?
>>26021622
Not american Anon, if not you'd be right, i live in a small City in the UK. One of 8 black people in my school. There is no nigger privelge here except from occasionally using white guilt for free food.
I'm red pilled enough to know this shit.
>>26021611
/schizotypal/ bro here, to mental to be normal.
>>26021716
no .. look im gonna try explain
"la concha de tu madre "
its like "fffffffffffuuuuuck fuck off motherfucker" or some sort of like that .... you know its not a secret that spanish modism its waaay harder than english and its harder to an american learn spanish than a spanish learn english...
anyway
its complicated for an american anyway...
thats why i put the most accurate equivalent on the post..
Op here. One time I wanted to start a conversation with her but did know how so I did pic related.
>>26021973
Was it supposed to meanyou're chasing some tail?if so she's a dumb broad
>>26022290
Nope it was just an excuse to talk. Autism.
>>26021512
No, cyber slut like digimon cyber sleuth, the game coming out in a week or so depending on where you are.
>>26022468
Holy shit, why was I unaware of this, i've been too distracted with waiting for tri.
>>26022955
>i've been too distracted with waiting for tri
And I've been waiting for you, dubs man
>>26022955
There's a new digimon world game releasing in Japan in not too long as well. Gotta finish up some vita games quick in the next week so I'm ready.
