Do you want to be 4chan famous?
Heck yeah I do!!!!!!!
>>26007026
haha how about you kill yourself!
>>26007045
Dude, that was kinda mean
>>26007089
What's your vagina look like?
>>26007002
im in it for the glory
>>26007104
>Bandage
>a vagina
Bandage has never even seen a vagina.
>>26007104
I don't have one of those, dude!
I've had a small taste of it and it's awful. Being recognized on here draws only bad attention
>>26007133
>>26007127
Very disappointing. You should see about getting that fixed.
>>26007002
Absolutely not. When people mention 4chan IRL I act like I've never heard of it before.
>>26007198
Do they have a way to make me shorter/smaller/more petite, too? And can you give me all the money it would take to make me pretty and cute?!
>mw i'm already 4chan famous
i'm not going to reveal who i am just know that i'm very famous on this site, not just /r9k/.
>>26007002
God no. We ruined eggys life. There is no glory in being known on this cesspool of s website
>>26007279
eggy looks so British.
he'd probably be a Chad if he moved to bongland.
>>26007245
Chop off your legs, chop off your dick. Super kawaii.
>>26007384
>We ruined eggys life.
he didn't have a life to begin with
the guy is a middle aged fat loser with no friends
the only time he goes out is for his wagecuck job at the gas station then he heads back home and shitposts on 4chan all day
i know this because i actually know the guy irl
>>26007450
How old is he? Does he still use snap chat? Would he want to be my friend? :3
>>26007450
>middle aged
Eggman is like mid-20s you idiot.
>>26007279
Shut up Moot.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mTITPYZSTb
>>26007435
No, I'll still be fat and I'll still have a boy face and I'll still grow facial hair and chopping that off would hurt anyway!!!!!!
>>26007279
you are scoobs
It's a solid no from me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mTITPYZSTb
>>26007551
>>26007636
Didn't see someone else was lurking >>26004786
I have thought about it, but it's too dangerous.
>>26007279
thyme is that you?
>tfw somebody remembers your trip even if they say something mean
>>26007903
Yeah. Might be kind of cool for a second, but then it becomes extreme misfortune.
who's the cutest (male) robot, /r9k/?
>>26008471
samson tbqh family
My smug face was posted around for a while
That's it
>>26008471
They call him Dave, he's from Korea.
>>26007405
I actually thought he was British, until I saw an image of him sitting in a car.
>>26008471
Me!^_^
No, I won't post a pic.
>>26007002
Yes!
>>26008471
This original guy
>>26007551
Chill my nigga, Eggmans parents never warned him about the dangers of mouth breathing. His face isn't beyond fucked by choice.
Already was mildly 4chan famous. It was cool, met some great people through it, most of whom I am still friends with and talk to regularly. Eventually anons stopped wanting someone like me though and moved to revolving around shitposters.
Now I just post happy birthday vocaroos for people on here.
>>26007218
Holy shit is this what you're supposed to do? I don't bring it up too often but if it comes up I definitely join in the convo. was this bad form? should I not do that?
>>26011475
reveal yourself
>>26011950
You can't make me you can't make me
>>26012039
Bandagepls
>>26012074
I'm not Bandage.
