>Can I start you guys off with some drinks tonight? Beer, wine?
>No thanks, I'll just have a water.
>>26006734
I'd rather be a fedora than a degenerate. Enjoy liver failure
>>26006805
>having a drink with dinner means you'll die of liver failure
Is being this out of touch with reality a result of never leaving your house?
>>26006734
I dont drink and I'm not a virgin.
>>26006734
I CANNOT AFFORD RESTAURANT BEER
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26006833
No but alcohol feels like absolute ass and is quite toxic. Out of all the drugs you could take, why would anyone choose alcohol? Maybe it just has a negative reaction for me but it puts me in an awful mood every time I've drank it, be it beer, wine, shots, whatever.
>>26006734
>No thanks, your pussy will quench my thirst you fudgechugging cumfilled bitch
works every time
I hear this shit ALL THE TIME from MRA fedora bronies.
Fucking hilarious, its just like... I can't. I can't! I can't...
...Nope, can't.
>tfw your drink gets spit in because you don't want to spend $3 on a soda
http://www.shiftgig.com/articles/your-waiter-hates-you-ordering-water-heres-why
>>26006954
This article pisses me the fuck off. This is how incredibly entitled women are. They make $16/hour or more due to collecting so much in tips, yet get pissy about bringing out some water because they're greedy fucking cunts.
>>26006954
I love fucking with waiters. They truly are fucking scum.
>>26007155
not all waiters are. some are genuinely nice people
>>26007155
>http://www.shiftgig.com/articles/your-waiter-hates-you-ordering-water-heres-why
They earn more than you and the guys get mad pussy so stay may fedorafriend.
>>26007125
Actually nvm, just read the article the author is a bitch.
>>26007253
>author's pen name is literally Bitchy Waiter
>calling them a bitch like it's an insult
They are 100% right about those "some sugar and a bunch of lemons" guys though. Those guys are legit assholes.
>>26006954
>'tipping'
Fucking yanks.
>>26007233
That's retarded. Why would a waiter bitch about that when he's not even making the drinks in the first place?
>here's your water *sneer*
>here's your soda/drink, it's red so you have to pay me more now
Like, wtf?
>>26006734
>tfw can't drink anymore because it will cause me to fall back into benzodiazopene withdrawal
>21st birthday is coming up and I'll be forced to refuse drinks and look like a fucking autist.
I FUCKING LOVE ALCHOHOL, FUCK YOU DR. JOSHI REEEEEEEEEEE
>>26006734
Fuck off autist I'm poor and hate soda
i would get a beer as to not seem like a straightedge faggot, but i'd much rather drink a soda. all alcoholic drinks taste like crap and it's not even a good feeling being drunk
If it's not water it's sugar loaded filth
