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How does /r9k/ dress? Do you wear "autism jeans" or
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How does /r9k/ dress? Do you wear "autism jeans" or "autism shoes"?
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>>26006058
What are "autism" jeans? I only wear jeans and sweat pants.
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>>26006058

Reminder that if you have Chad tier looks you can wear anything and still get girls. "Fashion" is only for ugly betas.
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i like clothes and i dont mean like those /fa/gs. /fa/ is the most autistic dressing to me tbqh
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I wear velcro sandles because I actually do have diagnosed aspergers so dont have the fine motor control to tie shoelaces
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>>26006072
The jeans you wear, autistic fuck.
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Trainerendors and Joggers
>current year
>still wearing denim, the fabric of cucks
Topkek
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someone post the template
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>>26006132
This is the exact way I dress. Shoes, pants, and shirt. Is this autistic?
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here fambam
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>>26006169
yes
o-original
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Chinos, a button-down, and either boots or leather sneakers. I'll add a sweater if it's cold.

>tfw no one notices you because you dress so blandly
Feels pretty fucking good desu.
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>>26006169
depends on the fit i would say
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>almost 100 years since Bolshevik Revolution
>still not dressing like an Old Bolshevik
Time is running out, wagecucks.
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>>26006196
Chinos

Honestly thought this was a fucking 80's meme word. What does it even mean???
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>>26006072


Ttyir4gutdyu
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>>26006122


Tight look family.
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I used to wear new balance cuz <wide shoes. Now I just wear shoes that I streched out a lot. I'm a cs major btw.
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>>26006214
those are effy as fuck
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>>26006213
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chinos
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>>26006169
Why ask a question you already know the answer to senpai?
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jeans that fit
t shirts that don't always fit because i'm 6'7, M are too short and L are the right length but too loose
black converse
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>>26006169
Are those square toe shoes?
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>>26006169
coboy boots a bumpkin teir
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>tfw you ordered a sexy pair of boots the other week
>tfw they won't be in until March
Pic related famiglia.
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rate fampachi?
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>>26006289
Try out a Mishka shirt, they run pretty big for a medium, but not a large. An American medium, really
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>>26006072
If you buy your jeans in a department store, or in bulk from costo or the like, they are most likely autistic
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is esprit the most autistic jeans brand
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>>26006416
so no jeans at all then?..
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>>26006416
Target's athletic fit slim straight Levi's are pretty nice
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>>26006058

Well, this is my famy
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>>26006564
>Black shirt
>Black pants
>Black shoes
Trying to bring goths back into style?
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>>26006687

I do wear mostly black. All of my colors are pretty muted, especially my winter clothing.

>tfw no goth land whale gf
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>>26006058
State flag hoodie everyday
Jeans
Running shoes
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>>26006564
>batman shirt
>black pants
>flannel
>beanie
>cigs
2 E D G E 4 M E
honestly, put a bullet through your skull already
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>>26006968

>flannel and beanie are edgy

Batman shirt? Killing Joke are one of the most consistent post-punk bands of all time, btw. Stay pleb, friend
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>>26006439
Stores like H&M and Levis tend carry a more stylized fit. These types of stores are all over cities, but if you live in the sticks, there's always the mall or the internet.

The point is department stores and warehouse stores like Costco and Walmart are value oriented. In the world of fashion, actractive/fashionable fits and styles are more valuable, and therefore will end up being sold at smaller specialty shops and boutiques because people who shop there are willing to pay the premium for the specialized product. Larger outlets also skew older for their target demographics (like your mom) who may have grown up with those stores being THE place to get new clothes. Do you want to be dressed by your mom?

>>26006454
I can believe that. Target specifically can have more fashionable fits. But it is still a department store, and most of the jeans sold there will be boot-cut or dad-jeans
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>>26006058
I wear either hawaiian shirts or band t-shirts, with denim shorts and flip flops. Oh, and the long hair and neckbeard game is strong. Fuck it, i know i'm autistic, i may as well be comfy while i do it
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>>26006439
> go to uniqlo
> buy any jeans that fit your waist
> get them tailored for free, and ask the tailor if they look good or if you should try something different
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>>26006058
This is basically how I dress in the winter
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>>26006122
what do you wear when it's cold out? or do you live in a place that doesn't get cold?
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>>26007153
Are you serious? Please tell me you're just memeing and don't actually wear this in public
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This is my style, I try to keep it nice and simple
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>>26007276
Why? what is wrong with it?
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>>26006564
Loled so fucking hard!
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>>26007363

;_; Why, you dirty NEET robot?
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On a scale of 1-10 how autistic am i?
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>>26007440

>Vaping

You are a shit bag
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>>26007467
I just don't want to get lung cancer anon
If it makes you feel any better, I am too autistic to do it in public
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>>26006058
hoodie
graphic tee
jeans
short socks
autism boots that my mother bought me
boxers, most of which are decently normal but i have a very old pair with guitars on it that has been called to attention before
star wars rebel alliance hat in the winter
this is basically every day. sometimes i wear a flannel instead of a hoodie though!

cargo shorts with long socks in the summer btw
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>>26006058

Are Vans autism shoes?
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>>26007362
Not trying to be a dick, but I'm gonna run through this
>graphic tee
Unacceptable unless it has a non-flashy, small graphic for a band (not a metal band or classic rock band) or other design. Small words are OK too. I do like Salvador Dalis work though
>light colored Walmart jeans
Autistic. Buy some dark blue levis that fit you well
>hiking boots
Turbo autism unless you're actually hiking. Don't bullshit me about weather either, I live in Minnesota and just wear red wings everywhere in winter
>whitie tighties
Get boxer briefs
>digital watch
Get a respectable analog watch. Doesn't have to be expensive
>carrying video games with you
Not as bad as the others but this is kinda spergy if you're obvious about it.

Your jacket looks fine at least

>>26007334
Obvious troll
>>26007502
No
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>>26007493

That does make me feel a little better. Nothing makes me rage like some fucking asshole walking into a store and hitting their little vape box liek "HURR DURR IT'S NOT REALLY SMOKING LOL XD"

I want to murder them
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>>26007493
>I don't want lung cancer
>I'm going to vape

ok buddy
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some 20% shit shoes from H&M, feels like i'm wearing a carboard armor, look like a hipster schmoot from 2012.

yeah, had been great.
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more or less like this every single day
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>>26007043
Fuck you 511s look so good
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>>26007527
>Nothing makes me rage like some fucking asshole walking into a store and hitting their little vape box liek "HURR DURR IT'S NOT REALLY SMOKING LOL XD"
I think most people who vape hate those guys as well
If I have to vape in public, I only do it outside and away from other people, and I hide the vape in my sleeve so no one will make fun of me
>>26007542
Nice meme
Not saying that arent harmful but if you think they are as bad a cigarettes then you are a moron
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>>26006169
kid that dressed like a middle age teacher when he was 14 detected
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>>26007550
You look cute anon
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Just buy Red Wings you fucking betas
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>>26007591
thanks anon here's a more recent one i posted on /fa/
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>>26007626
Why do you wear 3 different shirts?
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>Panic! at the Disco graphic t
>Black button-up shirt with a barely noticeable sugar skull pattern on it
>Black skinny jeans
>Black pea coat
>Old boots I bought a few years ago that are rapidly wearing out but are still comfy as fuck
>Black and purple socks
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle briefs
>Too lazy to finish filling in that template

How autistic am I
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>>26007550
w2c shoes and pantalones
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>>26007626
>/fa/
Why are you here normie scum
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>>26007515
I still don't understand what's bad about wearing any of those. I mean unless I'm going to some formal event or something. Do people really care what other people wear as long as it's not filthy, edgy, or lewd?
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>>26007561
Yes I agree. My post is not contradicting that.
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>>26007899

>Chad 2 dad core
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>>26007829
/fa/ is like 3/4 normals and 1/4 fuckups
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>>26007778
i like p!atd no matter what anyone says
u do u
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>>26007646
FASHION
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>>26007626
lol gb2 /mfa/

real /fa/ here
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>>26007778
emo circa 2006
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I wear women's skinny jeans, a tshirt with a sweatshirt over it and a pea coat with some kind of shoes, right now when it's cold they're somewhat sturdy and warm. Otherwise I wear converse when it's warmer outside.
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>>26006564

Nice choice in smokes anon
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more or less

original commenttstdtdtdt
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>>26007396
The beanie hat and iPod was too much I had to lose it
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>>26006772
my nigger
black clothing is godtier
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>>26008372

haha, I guess. I mean, it said "accessories" and the pod is always with me.

>>26008388
absolutely
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>tfw big hips and look like shit in literally everything

My only hope is to hit the gym and work the fuck out of my shoulders but I'm too lazy and beta to fucking do that
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>>26008494
>Man with an hourglass figure
Cute anon
:^3c
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>>26007334
please tell me you have some kind of mental disability
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I recently got these
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This covers the progression of what shoes I have worn for the last 15 years or so.
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My fashion could be best described as 80's Heavy Metal without a shitty mullet.
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>>26006158
Srsly I can't be bothered to wear anything but joggers. Cozy af at home, just fine for gym, look fine with almost anything. Too bad I only picked up 1 at the h&m 10 $ sale. Should have got 3.
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How can people care what theyre wearing are you all girls
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>>26009607
Maybe they like to look good.
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Yes, both, autism is the best part of our world
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>>26009112

Insatiable levels of autism - apart from that fleeting moment where you were getting it right with the second pair.

From autism shoes to autism boots - amazing
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>>26009633
Why would you want to do that you normie
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>>26009607

>why would you care about looking and feeling good about yourself and having females be attracted to you guiz!?

Gee whiz, sperg, I wonder why?
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Jeans, T-shirt, always a shirt, jacket over it when out and pic related shoes.

There's no need to stress clothing. Casual dress is best and least autistic.
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>>26009655
No one will take you serious if you show up in a oversized hoodie and jeans that cost 10 bucks.
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>>26009664
So girls will fix all your problems? U aware u on r9k you normiefag
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>>26009685
Why wouldnt they do that? Just shows your real and not fashion fag with buttplugg up ur ass
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>>26006564
>Yeah man, doing pretty fucking awesome, man.

...He said as he sipped his craft ale, his face contorting as he tries to mask it's shit water taste. He yearned for a mainstream beer, but he didn't want to seem casual. Still, it's cheaper and saves enough money for beard shampoo in the ling run.
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current male fashion trends are the most autistic bullshit.

Don't wear shitty New Balance, or cargo jeans and you're fine.
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>>26009697

>nobody mentioned anything about fixing your problems
>autist brings it up and insists you implied it

What a stupid fucking cunt.

>>26009715

>looking good and having people take you seriously is for homosexuals
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>>26006439
Gotta get the Fuccboi 9000 ultrajeans, anon. Mr. Shekelstein can't afford another yacht unless you're manipulated - er, persuaded - into following the latest fashion trends!
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>>26008043
You look like you're part of an autistic urban hacking group trying to end capitalism you cock jockey.
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I only go clothes shopping like once a year. I might get like 3 pairs of pants at Walmart.

Fml
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>>26009112
What's that second pair, and do they come in extra wide?
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>tfw average Australian young adult hipster
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On the topic of jeans.
Now, i'm not fat, i'm actually a skellington.

But why the fuck are all jeans sold around so fucking tight and just generally uncomfortable?
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>>26006058
>2016
Niggas still wearing pants in their room.
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>>26007440
You're eiter a super hup fuck or some colour coordinated spaztard human calculator
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>>26009967

There's nothing remotely hipster about any of this - are you taking the piss? You look like a suburban faggot who shops at Culture Kings and General Pants Co, you couldn't be any less hipster if you tried, you fucking tard.
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>>26009819

>there are only cheap, shapeless autism jeans or super expensive, exclusive, boutique tier jeans.

Cry more, omega.
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>>26010137
Pretty much, desu senpai. If you pay more than 30 dollars for a pair of jeans, you're a sap.
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>>26007626
Comme des garcons phone case wowwwww!!!!!
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>>26010194

>being so poor that $30 for jeans is extravagant.
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>>26009967
thats not fucking hipster u idiot
go back to culture kings with ur carre and nike windrunner fucking spazz
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Last weekend I was cleaning up and throwing out old shit I didn't need anymore. Realized that every piece of clothing I have is either black, gray or dark blue. Autism.
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>>26010545

There's nothing really autistic at all about wearing complimentary colours, anon.
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>>26010714
There is something slightly autistic about not wearing ANY other colors. Well maybe it's a confidence issue, I don't know.
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>>26010773

Pretty much all my clothes are black or grey - zero fucks given. You like what you like, autism would be wearing any old shit in any colours and thinking it was fine.
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>>26007550
u look like a girl. Let me fuck u faggot.
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>>26009529

> wear anything but joggers
> only picked up 1

Smelly autist confirmed
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>If you buy your clothes in bulk or at as t thrift store it's autistic
Thanks for shilling here, but your efforts might be better spent elsewhere
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>>26006214
Sweet baby Jesus that radiates enough autism to fuel /r9k/ till the end of time
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>>26006058
Baggy/Harem pants, hoodie, DC shoes.
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>>26006564
the "im a tranny" starter pack
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too lazy to use template r8 me
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>>26006058
I dress nice I think. Something like black (slim) jeans, black dress shoes, a dark blue shirt, a black wool overcoat most days. People are nicer to you when you are groomed and dressed nicely I noticed. Halo effect I guess.
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>>26012657
>Dion, Berscheid and Walster (1972) conducted a study on the relationship between attractiveness and the halo effect. Sixty students from University of Minnesota took part in the experiment, half being male and half being female. Each subject was given three different photos to examine: one of an attractive individual, one of an individual of average attractiveness, and one of an unattractive individual.

>The participants judged the photos subjects along 27 different personality traits (including altruism, conventionality, self-assertiveness, stability, emotionality, trustworthiness, extraversion, kindness, and sexual promiscuity). Participants were then asked to predict the overall happiness the photos subjects would feel for the rest of their lives, including marital happiness (least likely to get divorced), parental happiness (most likely to be a good parent), social and professional happiness (most likely to experience life fulfillment), and overall happiness. Finally, participants were asked if the subjects would hold a job of high status, medium status, or low status.

>Results showed that participants overwhelmingly believed more attractive subjects have more socially desirable personality traits than either averagely attractive or unattractive subjects. Participants also believed that attractive individuals would lead happier lives in general, have happier marriages, be better parents, and have more career success than the others. Also, results showed that attractive people were believed to be more likely to hold secure, prestigious jobs compared to unattractive individuals.

Fuck this shallow world.
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I've become increasingly normie over the past year
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Hoodie under a baggy leather jacket
Black or blue jeans
Combat boots
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>>26006058
I wear these with jeans over them, not pushed into shoe like in pic.

Also got a pair of similiar but cheaper black ones from a different brand which I've been wearing because it fucking rains every day.
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>>26012698
That's not normie, that's just hipster and white as fuck.
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>>26006058
so what are autism jeans?
I just buy the cheapest jeans I can from walmart cause im poor as fuck.
where do you find cheap un autistic clothes?
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>>26006339
Prole as fuck.

>>26006564
>>26012698
Insufferable weed smoking indie kid, otherwise not too bad.

>>26007153
Eligible for autismbux.

>>26007334
>>26012603
Fucking normies.

>>26007550
>>26007440
8/10 bretty good.

>>26008208
Pathetically trying too hard.

>>26009998
10/10, pretty neet.


I have worn all kinds of autism clothes over the years, but I've settled into this attire recently and feel pretty comfy with it. r8.
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>>26013137
I don't know why but I feel like you're a real lanky fellow from that clothing
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Dont mind all the shit on the table.
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>>26013194
I wish. It's probably the photos I chose. I'm 1.73 and broad shouldered. Black, close-fitting clothing make me look taller or more slender.

>>26013223
The neckbeard says it all really.
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>>26013269
My neck is entirely shaved.
I just dont have a mouthbreather jaw
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>>26013137
>Insufferable weed smoking indie kid, otherwise not too bad.

Well that's kind of true. I don't actually know where to get weed but I don't turn it down if offered.
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>>26013137
Why the fuck would you need a taser? Especially when you've got an umbrella.
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>>26013137
why not just get a suit?
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I don't really go outside.
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>>26013363
Because I don't do anything/go anywhere that warrants a suit, and I prefer the ragged look.

>>26013338
I sort of put the taser in as a joke, because a lot of posters in these threads add butterfly knives in accessories. I actually intend on getting one though, for self protection when taking night walks.
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>>26013426
>ragged
that's not ragged
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>>26013426
>and I prefer the ragged look.
There is nothing ragged about that
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>>26013405
That is really comfy anon, I wear the same.
Replace the hoodie with a knitted sweater and you have me.
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>>26013426
>>26013526
The jacket and jeans are relatively more ragged than a suit, which is usually too soft and fragile for my liking. I'm not sure if ragged is the right word because non-Anglo, but you get what I mean.
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>>26013597
The right word would be rugged
And you'd still be using it wrong. Theres no such thing as a rugged look with a purse and fag glasses
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>>26013035
varsity jacket is certainly not hipster mane
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>>26013614
As I said, relatively. Obviously I'm not trying to go for an innawoods rugged look. And it's a messenger bag, not a purse, dimwit.
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I wear timberlands and nike air force one and I put on GUess leather jackets
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>>26013682
You dont look even remotely rugged
You dress like an average effeminate hipster, sans the plaid on the jacket
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Max comfy tbqh senpai
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not a single suit wearer, no wonder this board is full of autistic manchilds
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This plus a flecktarn parka and American Spirit Blues.
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>>26013711
Sorry that I don't satisfy your greasy, fat caveman standard ;) I just like it when my clothes actually fit and not hang over me like drapes because I bought them from a military surplus store in an effort to look manly and tough and they didn't have it in a size that fits my beer gut ;)
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>>26013779
A purse toting faggot like you cant talk down to anyone
Kill yourself
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>>26007550
>cdg converse
>vans
>nike blazer

ultimate kukk
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>>26013035
>white as fuck
And since when is that a bad thing, you fucking shitskin nigger ? Guess we are supposed to get larger pants and sag them to look more gangsta, right ?
When will these monkey looking fucking faggots ever learn that they're not cool nor thug, just looking stupid as fuck with their unfit clothes and toxic gangster wannabe attitudes ?
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>>26013797
Now don't get so overworked lad, all that manly cholesterol might get to you and give you a heart attack :(
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>>26013754
>implying you look like that and not like pic related
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>>26013826
Did you dig that insult out of your purse?
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>>26013862
No, out of your neckbeard.
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/r9k/ has been trying to force an autism meme about my shoes but they're pretty damn normie.

I'm almost 30 and look it so a lot of the /fa/ type shit people here think is cool just looks ridiculous on me.

I have a nice pair of those tailored Uniqlo jeans but look stupid in them, I have a wide chest and shoulders and skinny jeans make me look like a cartoon.

>>26013754
I have a few decent suits and wear them when I need to, but that's pretty rare. I'm in LA and nobody wears suits here except financial job people (bankers/accountants/insurance brokers/etc) and waiters at fancy restaurants.
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>>26013883
D A D C O R E/memes
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Right now Im wearing a grey hoodie, grey running pants, and grey shoes
I am autism incarnate
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>>26013883

Those aren't autism shoes but they look bad and are poorly made.
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>>26013878
Fish is right, though. You look like a tryhard faggot
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>>26013908
Yeah I know, but dadcore is kind of the only normie fashion I look decent in. I'm not tall or slim enough to wear /fa/ shit, even when I was younger and like 20lbs underweight I still looked "wide" in clothes. I look pretty good in formal clothes, but wearing a suit around here just means getting asked by every single person you meet why you're wearing a suit. (As I've found when out after weddings or job interviews.)

My friend's 23 year old Stacey GF tried to go shopping with me because she said I dressed "too old," but the shit she picked looked absolutely ridiculous on me, I felt like I was in some Adam Sandler movie where he's pretending to be a high school student or some shit. I guess my build would work for Chadcore frat type shit but I don't want to be one of those guys either.

>>26013970
They're a lot better in real life, and they're actually really nicely made. (They're Ecco, I'm a big fan of their shoes because they last forever and are comfy as hell.)

I also have fucked up feet and a lot of shoes give me horrible blisters, basically the back of my heel sticks out more than normal and any low-top shoe without a lot of padding back there (most dress shoes, normal low-top chucks, etc) grinds up and down and leaves me with a huge open sore after a few hours of walking around. I'm kind of limited to boots if I want shoes that aren't sneakers, and I can't wear full-height boots daily because they're a bitch to drive in.
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>>26007550
Thank you spooky ougi


Or iggonal post
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>>26014084
Damnit I laughed way too hard at this.
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>>26014057
>They're Ecco, I'm a big fan of their shoes
Are you underage?
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>>26006169
I don't understand all the other teplys saying this is autistic

This looks perfectly normal
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>>26014119
It's not something that looks good on younger people.
If he's 35, its good.
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Been rockin' these bad boys since freshman year of highschool
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>>26013764
You wear a fucking burka lmao
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>>26014107
No, why would I be? They're like old man shoes if anything. Like I say, they're comfy, last forever, and are forgettable looking.
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Are these autism shoes?

Found them at Buffalo Exchange
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>>26014119
that reminds me, can you pick up some teply toilet paper when you go out? thanks sweetie.
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>>26006329

What brand/make?

Originalissimo
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>>26014208
Those are fucking awful
Why would you buy that?
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>>26014237
>tripfag
>filtered
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>>26014266
You're the one wearing a piece of modern "art" on your feet, not me.
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>>26006058
Do normie eagle bootcuts count as autists jeans?
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invisibro
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>>26014327
Do you wear hiking boots with the padding and shit on the leg?
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>>26014342
Suck my pussy lips.
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>>26014137
Jesus christ take those out back and put them down, they've had enough
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>>26014362
What?
Kill yourself retard
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>>26014208
Are those bootleg nike tuned?
lmao get some taste
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>>26014394
Huh? Just suck my pussy lips you queer, jesus christ.
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>>26014426
Huh? Just kill yourself you queer, jesus christ
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>>26014342
I usually wear some kind of boots with them. Either hiking, combat, or some of my dads hand-me-down hunting boots.

I really oughta huck the old boots. They're getting dry rotted and all. But they have a kind of beaten look to them I like.
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>>26013722
Damn, I want that hoodie.
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Those are my shoes. Bought the ones on the left last week - I had a similar model before bought at H&M but the fake leather looked fucked up after 3 months of walking, I'm not buying shoes there anymore
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that is me, yeah

>inb4 nigger
>inb4 swag
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>>26007440
you like black clothes as much as you like black cock
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>>26014519
where do you keep your head?
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>>26014553
I don't use anything in my head
just pic related but rarely
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>>26014563
>I don't use anything in my head
Bet my ass that you don't
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Are these autism shoes? I wear these.
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Been wearing hiking shoes to work this winter because my old Timberlands wore out and I don't have the cash for a new pair right now, but my regular shoes aren't OK in the snow.

If well fit, black, shrink-to-fit 501's are autistic then I'm in trouble.
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Black dress shirt stuffed into black cargo pants stuffed into black combat boots and a black field cap for accessories
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>>26014208
What model Skechers are those?
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Skinny jeans and Clark's desert boots.

Pretty normal dress where I live.
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>>26013305
>I don't actually know where to get weed but I don't turn it down if offered.


>is around people who offer weed
>doesn't know where to get weed
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>>26014163
? It's just a hoodie senpai.
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>>26014626
I can't seem to find a pair of runners that aren't fluorescent lately. I wouldn't worry about it, pretty sure most people are wearing them.
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>>26014707
I'm in the same scenario but too autistic to ask
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>>26006058
Like this t.bh. It's comfy af.
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>>26014756
>buying drugs in my country is literally walking into any poor alley and asking for it
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I dress head to toe in Supreme(tm)
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>>26006058
/chav/ over here
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>>26015435
Wtf, what's ur name?
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>>26015435
God damn are you me, same phone same vape, I wear Fred Perry plimpsols > Nikes though, stretch skinny jeans and a white cardigan/ black hoodie.
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>>26015627
roach init :)
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>>26015182
Buying weed here involves paying a shady doctor $50 to make up some condition, and then you can just walk into a store and buy it right off the shelf.

Too bad weed doesn't work for me.
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>>26015668
Lol that's pretty weird. I usually wear strech skinny jeans too desu & a black hoodie when it isn't bloody freezing
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>>26015693
There is a chav called red that dresses just like that, thought you might have been him
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>>26015627
Whats yours? I'm from the south east if that confirms any of your suspicions lol
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>>26015807
Nah mate, not me. You had me scared somebody I know irl had found me on here for a second
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>>26015816
Not saying mine in case you know me, I'm south east too tho
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heres me desu
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>>26015961
Two hats at once?
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+ boots if winter
+ suede black blazer over a simple black t-shirt or if weekend with a simple imprint, black tshirt.
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>>26014474
http://m.champssports.com/index.cfm?uri=product&model=208167&sku=150102&cm=GLOBAL%2520SEARCH:%2520PRODUCT%2520NUMBER%2520SEARCH&cm_mmc=Social-_--_--_-
cop it fampai
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>>26015980
I switch it up senpai
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I am also a retard that can't attach a photo


+ boots if winter
+ suede black blazer over a simple black t-shirt or if weekend with a simple imprint, black tshirt
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>>26016015
Why do people buy these expensive brands like Marlboro when Chesterfield exists? It's the same quality for like 4 pound cheaper a pack
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>>26016052
m8, I live in Paris, the difference between cigarettes is 80p maximum or something, and a pack lasts me around 5 or 6 days.
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>>26016096
Makes sense then, in the UK cigarettes are fucking expensive.
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>tfw just wear t-shirt and hoodie with jeans
You all look like fags who are trying too hard
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>>26016247
Hoodies are pretty trashy though
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>>26016277
Hoodies are a godsend mate
>comfy
>can hide my terrible body
>don't have to wash them
>never have to buy any because I just ask them for gifts
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>>26009998
>>26013405
Only robots itt desu senpai.
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dark levis black nikes dark gray shirt and a plain gray hoodie.
how autistic?
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>>26007362
Hiking boots are no-no for casual wear. If it's cold get some nice simple black/brown boots.

The underwear is not important. I know that boxer briefs are the "in" thing but less people care than you think and even less people know what underwear you wear so wear what's comfortable to you. I can't wear boxer briefs because they give me rashes for some reason for example.

Ill fitting cheap jeans are very noticeable and offputting to people. Get some well fitting ones even if light colored (you kinda need to wear a fitting shirt to make light colored jeans work). They don't have to be skin tight, just well fitting and make sure they don't have retarded pockets on retarded places or any kind of writing/graphic on them.

Digital watches are absolutely retarded and make you look like a man-child especially with retarded neon colors that make them noticeable. Simple analog watch or nothing.

videogames are ok to take with you as long as you're not a sperg about it. When people talk to you you close it and put it away to talk and you don't play games whil walking, you look straight ahead.
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I just try to look as neutral as possible tbqh
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Jeans, Converse shoes, Blue Hoodie and Mask
Yup, that's what I wear
And the reason I wear the Mask is because I got a shitface
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>>26007550
>WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE
shitty looking boots otherwise normie/10
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>>26016671
What kind of mask is it?

Did people start caring about you once you put on the mask?
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>>26013722
where do i get pants like this
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>>26007334
chris-chan lite/10
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>>26007334
Bait/10

Also, that's a shitty throw.
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>>26015961
I want that starwars cap.
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>>26016802
If you want to look autistic you can just buy white New Balance sneakers. Much more authentic.
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>>26016867
except star wars is normie tier franchise and nobody would actually think it's weird.
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>>26016802
I saw shitloads of similar ones (maybe the same) at Target a few months back, they might still have them.
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>>26008208
>>26007440
>>26007550
>>26009967
>>26009998
>>26013405
>>26013722
>>26013764
>>26013883
>>26014519
>>26015012
>>26016630
These are nice fits.
Rest of the thread is autism.

>>26013223
Get a shave and order that room, hippie
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>>26006058
I also own three vintage fedoras -- and look good in them too. No kidding.
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>>26006339
6/10
Kinda girly but not awful
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>>26006564
10/10
I'm a femanon and I love guys who dress like this
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meh. winter jacket, black hoodie with logo (metallica, the offspring, deVo, dead Kennedy's)
cheap pair of blue jeans and black vans. Sometimes I wear a hat, and I always wear my Sony smartwatch 2.
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In the summer I wear some above the knee chino shorts, thongs (flip flops with the piece in the toe), a casual button up short sleeve, and a cap
Winter I wear jeans, long sleeve thermal shirts, and a pair of chukkas or janowskis depending on if it's wet or not
How'd i do?
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>>26007153
2/10
I hope this is a joke
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