Who /incest/ here?
>be visiting sister
>she leaves to go to the store
>go through her room
>find her dildo
>jack off all over it
With any luck I'll get her pregnant.
>>25998661
sperm cant survive on surface that long
>>25998684
About how long can it last?
>>25998715
maybe a couple mins to an hour, once its dried its dead
>>25998749
Fuck, it was worth a try.
>>25998771
best case is to get her drunk
>>25998812
That seems too risky. I'm pretty sure that's rape. I want to impregnate my sister but I don't want to go to jail.
>>25998830
Not if you're drunk too.
>>25999124
I'm pretty sure the cops wont see it that way. Any other suggestions?
Thats not even incest
>>25999275
I'm trying to knock up my sister. How is that not incest?
>>25999313
Because your not actually making interaction with her
>>25999345
Real life isn't porn. What I'm trying is really tricky.
How is it even possible to be attracted to her OP?
>>25999415
I'm not really attracted to her. I'm just obsessed with the idea of her carrying my child. I don't even care if she aborts it. Just getting it in her belly means I've won.
>>25999488
Enjoy getting raped by spics and niggers.
>>25999612
>thinking this is anything other than a neckbeard's fap fiction
>>25999612
>IE
>/b/
>/mlp>
>how to take a screenshot
>9gag
Tell me it's on purpose please.
>>25999612
>/mlp/
>9gag
>male feminisim
>how to take a screenshot
def bait
>manic depressive cousin attempted suicide after her delusional mind tricked her into thinking she molested me when I was a child
incest isn't all that great to me
>>25999712
>>25999804
You forgot that its internet explorer as well. :)
>>25998661
incapable of seducing her, I take it?
>be me
>be ~6 years old
>curious about sex cause I saw my family watching sex and the city
>cousin comes over
>she's same age, a QT then and a QT now
>playing around
>pull down pants
>"anon your winkie!'
>start taking off her clothes
>not old enough for boner so we kind of just kiss and rub each others bodies
Never happened again after that, but tbqh I would fuck her now. Hell I'd marry her if it wasn't considered so taboo. She's hot AF family
>>26000713
>>not old enough for boner
man i was getting boners at age 3 or even earlier
>>25998812
what country do you live in where drunk consent is rape
>>26000081
>You forgot that its internet explorer as well. :)
>>25999712
>>IE
Calling actual retard on this one.
Fuck off cancer
>>26001941
>Fishing rod is getting hard to control
>>26002033
>look at me im pretending to be retarded
Reread my post
>>26000713
1st cousins are legal to marry in most of the world
>>26001569
where do you live where it isn't?
>>26002095
Try again without getting buttblasted.
>>25999712
>not having seen this image before
mom is this bait what do i do
>>26002219
they are taking the bait
>>26002119
every where but 'merica
>>26002219
do i report bait mods help ban bait look
>>26002364
like 26 states allow 1st cousin marriage and the rest recognize the marriage if it happened elsewhere
>it's almost february
he's coming back, r-right?
