Any robots here voting for Trump?
>>25995530
Nope. I'll be dead, but I still wouldn't vote for him if he was alive.
>>25995530
voting doesn't matter in CA, so no
Bernie all the way, fampai.
>>25995652
this. legal weed is a big 4 me.
middle men for weed where its illegal is such horseshit that i don't want to deal with.
>>25995530
Hell yeah. Trump is kryptonite to normies.
I'll vote for anyone who isn't that fat cunt Hillary
yup. he's the literal robot candidate and normies cannot stand him. the entirety of normie power is currently directed toward destroying him.
but they can't. because he's smug pepe incarnate.
>>25995530
Yes. He shifts the overton window to the right, meaning that there are more and more things you'll be allowed to say again.
Also, tumblrinas are really getting scared. They don't just hate him anymore, they begin to FEAR him. And I love to see that.
He will totally destroy political correctness and we will have freedom of speech again. And tumblrinas won't be so confident anymore but begin to experience fear.
We need more and more of that. The less political correctness, the better. The more tumblrinas are AFRAID, the better.
>tfw not even an American citizen
I feel like a pleb. You guys are sort of world nobility, you have the power to elect the World Emperor.
>>25995530
Nah, American elections are rigged.
trump is the mega normie leader. why would i vote for him? he wants to keep all the fine goods up in the hands of the rich elite just like usual. fuck him.
trump is literally the "trickle down" guy.
>>25995767
lolwut, he's the anti-normie. he's the only oddball of the election and every normalfag, chad, and stacey stay awake at night thinking about how much they hate him. tell a normie that you like trump and watch them chimpout and attack you. trump is smug pepe made real.
>>25995755
Penelope Cruz has a stinky penis and fucked-up balls.
>>25995813
he's the daddy of every stacey and chad the fuck are you talking about?
they only hate him because they didn't give them enough spending money for the week.
>>25995833
you just don't know what you're talking about. you need to pay closer attention to the election.
>>25995652
Trillions of dollars of debt on top of the 18 trillion we already owe sounds fun.
B E R N I E 2 0 1 6
>>25995755
only if you live in swing states, which tend to be incredible boring to live in
>>25995813
>lolwut, he's the anti-normie. he's the only oddball of the election and every normalfag, chad, and stacey stay awake at night thinking about how much they hate him. tell a normie that you like trump and watch them chimpout and attack you.
This, I fucking love telling normies how much I love Trump after they bring up the topic themselves of "how much of an asshole he is." Honestly, even if he is just "a sockpuppet to make other candidates look better" or whatever, at least he's genuine unlike Obama who lied about everything he said he'd do.
>>25995877
look at this wannabe, hah.
the 1%er's/bankers are drooling at the thought of getting one of their own into the white house so they can fuck shit up even more and kill the government.
>>25995961
hello redditcuck
>Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump blasted hedge fund managers on Sunday as mere "paper pushers" who he said were "getting away with murder" by not paying their fair share of taxes.
>In a telephone interview on CBS's "Face the Nation," Trump vowed to reform the tax laws if elected and said the current system was harming middle class Americans who currently faced higher tax rates than traders on Wall Street.
>"The hedge fund guys didn't build this country. These are guys that shift paper around and they get lucky," Trump said.
>"They are energetic. They are very smart. But a lot of them - they are paper-pushers. They make a fortune. They pay no tax. It's ridiculous, ok?"
>Trump's comments were referring to the so-called "carried interest loophole" - a provision in the tax code which allows private equity and hedge fund managers pay taxes at the capital gains rate instead of the ordinary income rate.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/08/23/us-election-trump-hedgefunds-idUSKCN0QS0P120150823
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w3YFq_EdUo
donald j trump is 100% based, 100% anti-normie, 100% pepe, and 100% all american hero.
>>25995931
my swinging Jamaican dick is anything but boring, Bitch.
>>25995948
I'm Mexican and I support Trump.
Same thing happened when I was talking to some gay guy and some girl. They kept telling me that he was racist and just a ball of concentrated hate.
The gay guy also called me a KKK supporter, which is funny because I'm Mexican. I guess the KKK is starting to become more tolerant and progressive because they're letting in minorities.
And the girl told me that Bernie's shit would save us 5 tril. a year, which is obvious bullshit.
>>25996059
hedge fund people don't pay taxes because they reinvest their earnings back into the stock market.
go die in a fire.
>>25996120
sounds like you're 1%cuck, not me or trump.
>>25996119
>talking to gay guys
good luck with that faggo
>>25996164
i'm definitely not, i just have a basic knowledge of how stocks work.
if those hedge fund people want to liquidate their stocks, they pay a hefty tax based on how much they take out.
Trump is the ultimate sideshow huckster - all flash and robs ya blind with a smile.
and Trump is DEFINITELY a 1%er.
>>25996208
Lol it was on some fucking anime message board. His gay ass threads are fun to post in cuz he gets pissed easily. He once said that Trump was a genocidal maniac and he would an hero if he got elected.
>>25995740
>smug pepe incarnate
so reddit incarnate.
sounds about right.
>>25996427
>trump
Choose one, boy.
I might. I hate everything and all of these candidates are just different brands of the establishment.
>>25995530
No, I'm voting Bernie for the NEETbux.
But if Hillary wins the nomination, then I'll go with Trump.
trump all the way, gonna make america comfy again
>>25995683
>Basing your vote for the next leader of the free world over a plant
>>25995961
He wants to tax the 1% by a huge amount and eliminate income tax for anyone making under 25k
![penelopecruz16dop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bssXGHg.jpg "penelopecruz16dop[1].jpg")
>>25996975
Your penis is so tiny, that if you dropped your testicles into Penelope Cruz's mouth, and placed the base of your penis against Penelope Cruz's top lip so that your penis nestled into Penelope Cruz's philtrum, the tip of your tiny penis would not reach Penelope Cruz's nose. Pic related illustrates how easy it should be for an object to span the minimal distance between Penelope Cruz's mouth and Penelope Fucking Cruz's nose.
>>25997008
yeah, pretty much this. Trump would be hilarious as president.
>>25995619
please don't do it anon
FUCK YOU ROBOT I AM TRYING TO PREVENT SUICIDE THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR GAY-ASS XKCD QUEST
>>25997147
Trump voters base their decision on him being a meme, what's the difference?
>going outside to vote
Normies leave
I'm a neet on welfare and I'm voting for Trump. Hillary should be in prison and Bernie is a limp dicked economic illiterate retarded socialist establishment like cuck
>>25997503
Kike*
Oc
>>25997503
>I'm a neet on welfare and I'm voting for Trump.
Trump will hire all of you to find, to round up and to throw out all of these illegal aliens. And then guard The Trumpwall to keep them out.
>>25997560
that's the one job i'd leave NEETdom for
>>25997771
>>25997560
Yes, that's my dream job.
MILLIONS of illegal aliens throughout the US, millions of tumblr*bitches who want to protect them and stop you.
But they won't stop us!
>mfw morons voting for bernie so they can drag this country even further into debt with gibmedats
>not voting for the one guy that could make this country great again for your long term benefit
Cucks, all of you
>>25997845
im no cuck and i'd never vote for a cuck
a vote for bernie is a vote for perpetual chimpouts
a vote for trump is a vote for safety and order
>>25997943
>tfw #blacklivesmatter and other tumblrinas have cucked and destroyed the arguably most leftist candidate of all times
Chant with me: BUILD THAT WALL, BUILD THAT WALL, USA! USA!
>>25998015
only because he had the misfortune to be born with white skin. if he was black and from chicago or atlanta, nigs would worship the ground he walks on
>>25998015
I'm surprised they're not running their candidate. You think they would try to get someone like Cornell West to do it.
I'll just leave this here.
http://zionists4trump.com/trump-strikes-out-would-be-mugger-philly-archives/
>>25998552
Only meant to post the main site
http://zionists4trump.com
I would but I'm Canadian. I do try to convince Americans to vote for him.
>>25997943
>a big guy with a big bat
>>25998577
>zionists4trump
oh god it's fucking real. they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
damn it.
It depends really. Trump makes normies mad and will btfo out of Mexican scum, Bernie will legalise weed and I'd imagine invest more into NEETbux. Really, the hard truth is they're both valid robot candidates, but anyone who would consider voting Hilary needs to fuck off back to tumblr.
>>26000010
trump's not as DUDE WEED LMAO as sanders but he supports medical marijuana and thinks the states should decide for recreational. so if you want legal pot under him then you gotta push for it at the local level under a trump presidency.
>>25995652
>>25997008
>>25995683
Enjoy 5 years of neetbux followed by a CRASH
>>26000410
What do you guys think about this?
yeah man, trumps my fave meme
