>Anon, you look just like that Jonah Hill guy from Superbad!
I've been told that I look like L, but that's probably the circles under my eyes from sleep deprivation and being awkward
>tee hee wow anon you look like Steve Urkel
>anon you're just like the fat guy from hangover
>>25990941
>>25991419
Lose some fucking weight.
>>25991365
Bitches love. Cosplay as him at a convention. Woman will cream just looking at you.
>>25991398
Hes a chad now so dont feel too bad.
I've been told I look like Jacob from Twilight.
I think it's just my hair, I'm not built like a chad by any means.
>Anon, if you were a Harry Potter character, you'd be Hagrid!
>I shaved that night and so far this year i've lost about 6lbs.
>I'm fucking trying.
>Every time my friends liken me to any fictional character its always some fat fucking slob and then they wonder why i get pissed off.
>>25991398
If you could pull that look off you might have a chance to get a girl
>anon, you remind me of ground beef
it's been years and i still lie in bed at night thinking about this
>>25990941
>Anon you look like junkie Rustin Cohle
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>>25990941
>niggers in middle and high school called me Harry Potter even though I look nothing like harry potter aside from brown hair and glasses
Superbad? Sorry i dont watch flicks.
>you totally look like mclovin!
>>25990941
Fuck you, I hadn't thought about being called Napoleon Dynamite in years, fuck that movie.
>You look EXACTLY like Jesse Eisenberg
>You really look like the guy from the Social Network
>Hey man, you ever see Zombieland?
>Mark Zuckerberg!
>>25992135
Eisenberg's not a terrible comparison. I know some girls who think he's sexy. Certainly better than Jonah Hill or Seth Rogen.
>Anon you sooooo look like Jack Black! Haha!
>>25990941
>anon, you look like Edward scissor hands
>anon, you look like Johnny Depp
>anon, you look like Eric Forman from That's 70's Show
>anon you look like Christian Bale from American Psycho
I'm not even mad
It never ends
>>25992289
>said Anon's mom
>Hey you look totally like Lana Del Ray
the attention i get sometimes is just too much
>"your voice sounds just like Alan Carr"
JUST ;_;7
>tfw jonah hill
>>25992380
Is this a new JLH or have you just gotten tired of being marginally subtle with your trolling.
>>25990941
Every fucking time, it's either that or Seth Rogen.
>>25990941
>Anon, you like a fucking grizzly bear with all that shit on.
>I'm gonna start calling your Griz from now on.
I actually kind of liked that nickname unlike many others I've had.
>you have pretty eyes, have you ever thought about trapping?
T-Thanks fit
>>25990941
>mfw mother compared me to The Driver
>>25991419
Isn't that a positive thing though? He doesn't look too bad. Sure he's fat but his hair game is on point
>>25992423
im pretty high so my trolling skills lower
>You look really familiar
I heard girls use this line to initiate conversation
>>25990941
You mean Jonah "2 subs" Hill?
>Anon, you look like the kid from Up cuz youre chubby and short! haha!
still think about it at night
>>25993136
Bitch you a junkie, you's always high.
>cut my hair, shaved, and started wearing contacts over glasses because people would constantly (more than once a day) say I look like Seth Rogen
>"don't be mad, anon, I'm sure there are girls who like seth rogen"
>only girl I met who liked Seth Rogen is a hambeast
>>25990941
>You look and act just like sheldon from big bazinga theory !
>>25993232
lol. he looks just like my physics teacher in this pic
>>25993930
what's going on in that?
Is this a depiction of your retaliation?
>>25994008
Yes, thats the Hopkinsville Goblin. Yes, I get this mad.
>mfw people kept telling me I looked like Napoleon Dynamite and Beavis
>>25994080
>teleport behind you
>phase your brain out of your skull
>Nothin bazinga, sir.
