what was the most degenerate thing you did r9k?
>tfw rubed my dick against a warm desk closet where some girl sit
>tfw I froze my sperm to eat later when I'd be more horny because cumming in my mouth makes me lose any interest of swallowing cum.
>tfw I fapped to disgusting CP, zoo, scat, etc.
I came from shitting. I'm not a proud man.
>>25988643
howw
>>25988603
Sniffed and fapped to my ex-girlfriend's heels when she left them in my car.
Fucked a drunk chick at her party, got sucked by a other in the morning under the cover while nobody knew, then went to my fwb which I'm now engaged to rn btw and fucked her.
This is all true and my girl doesn't know about it. Although to be fair, we weren't dating so it's not cheating.
>>25988668
>Already horny
>Thick, presses against my prostate as it slides out
>Ejaculate a bit
>>25988603
i had a couple of lessons in highschool that were taught by qts including a busty blonde parisienne who always wore tight fitting clothing so i would frequently excuse myself from class to jerk off in the toilets
>tfw everyone knew
>tfw i got moved into classes with male teachers after failing due to spending more time jerking off to teachers than learning
>tfw all teachers were super abrasive towards me and i got bullied regularly
totally fucking worth it, would have gotten some creepshots but i couldnt convince my parents to buy me a phone because they knew i had no friends
I'm bisexual. Have had sex with a few guys. Only once did I ever meet a guy off grindr and that was the most degenerate I've ever felt even though he was really nice and twinkish and sweet. He was a great kisser and cocksucker though. I wonder what he's been up to, I should text him
>>25988824
tfw thinking about sending a dick pick to my teacher from school on her mail
wonder if she would respond with nudes
>>25988905
do it famalam, yolo swag etcetera
>be me 18
>at bros house
>bros bathroom connects to his sisters room
>sister is 8/10
>say im gonna take a shit,
>go into sisters room and smell panties
>cum buckets
literally did this 3 days ago
>>25988603
smoked weed and tabacco for a big part of my life
>>25988603
I went driving while high on weed once.
>>25988603
I came on my sisters kitten and didn't wipe it off. I think he/she got adopted from what I remember.
>>25988603
Had sex with my ex girlfriends mom and sister. Not together though all separate.
>>25989711
How the hell does that happen in the first place?
26 yo kissless virgin, I don't even understand how to get a girl, so her sister then and her mom?? Are you lying to me, anon?
i went on plenty of fish and fucked an ugly fat girl because i was rabid with thirst and got warts on my dick 2 weeks later
I made out with a fat chick once.
>>25988832
You should, you slut.
>>25988603
> fingerbang my sisters pussy and ass all the time, pretending to massage her, she sees fine with it though
> stole loads of my sister's panties, bras, stocking, etc. and wear it while fapping/ post pics of me on soc, tumblr and lereddit
> regularly contact local BBC on craigslits and ask them if I can be their sissy slut then always chicken out if they say yes
> tons of other gay stuff
>>25989748
It's rather complicated. My ex sister was a major whore. I actually fucked her before I ever met my ex. Met her sister at a party and took her to my place to fuck. Just a ons was all. Then I met her sister (my ex) in 12th grade. Her sister never recognized me and I actually never brought it up to my ex that I fucked her sister. Didn't want to cause drama and I wanted my ex so it was just a win-win for me.
Eventually I noticed her mom started to hit on me and one thing led to another. Eventually fucked her mom a few times, my ex finds out, dumps me, and here I am telling you what went down a couple years later.
No males in that family. Sure you know why they are such a fucked up bunch of women now.
Back in high school I stole a girls hoodie, took it to the bathroom, masturbated with the sleeve, came, and then returned it
>>25989803
>fingerbang my sisters pussy and ass all the time, pretending to massage her, she sees fine with it though
Don't lie, pls. How old is she?
>>25989896
shes 21 now, but this has been going on since we were kids
>>25989949
Explain. Especially how you keep doing it.
>>25988603
>fapped to darknet shit
>stole strangers panties
>jacked off in an empty classroom
>stole liquor
>got high for weeks at a time in my dorm, got kicked out and nearly charged for smoking so much
>>25988632
>tfw I fapped to disgusting CP, zoo, scat, etc.
its pretty good ay!!!
well not scat thats just plain sickness
>>25989803
are you that guy who got caught by his sister?
>>25989670
post said nudes
I made out with a dog to see what making out in general felt like, it bit down on my tongue and it went sore for a while.
I was obsessed with a girl in high school. I followed her around a lot, with an eye towards stealing some of her hair. Since she (unsurprisingly) wouldn't have anything to do with me, I had a fantasy about one day cloning her from her DNA and making my very own copy of her. Eventually I found a strand of hair at a desk after she got up from it, after she scratched her head or something. I saved it. I still have it. I'm now 29 and this was about 15 years ago.
Used my mom's dildo - more than once.
I am a male.
>>25990050
we just started fooling around when we were younger, which is kinda normal for siblings I guess.. did roleplays where i was the doctor or she was a prostitute, we were a couple.. this kinda stuff. Nowadays we still always massage each other because actually its nice to get a fucking back massage. When I massage her back lots of times I just slide her pants down and start fingering her holes. Usually she gets wet as fuck
>>25990084
and no I'm not stupid and too paranoid for that, dont wanna ruin my life, have a pretty good relationship with my family
>>25990173
STOP GIVING me a huge HARDON!!
i dont even have a sis and my mum is ugly fat
>took best friends younger brother's virginity.
I was 24, he just turned 18. He was a quiet shy kid and something about the idea of boinking him got me hot and steamy like nothing else. it was like the idea of being a degenerate and taking his innocence got me off.
>>25990212
anons asked :3
>>25990163
Your love is beautiful.
Follow your dreams, anon
>My brother and I used to diddle each other
>We're not even gay
>>25990250
Male or female?
Please describe what happened and how it led up to that
>sniffed friends sisters panties
>jacked off to my male friend while he was in my room playing Mafia 2 and I was under the covers jerking it
>was eye raping a girl in my class until I finally excused myself to the bathroom and jerked off thinking about her ass and came back
>used to get my male friend who I was attracted to to sit on my lap when we were in high school and he didn't know it was sexual
>fapped in class under a table
Didn't cum. Don't think anyone noticed. If they did, nobody's asked me and it was like a year ago.
>>25990277
did that shit with my cousin
stopped around 12 years old or so. it is never spoken of
>mfw every time i realize he remembers too
>>25990315
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
why did I have to be such a faggot when I was little
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK MY LIFE SENPAI
>had first wank on toilet
>felt stepsisters arse when she was sleeping and only had a shirt on
>wank to pictures of actual schoolgirls
>picking my nose as i type
well here goes my story
>be me about 12 yo
>some friend is a little bit older
>we start dry humping after we saw this video on the internet
>ff few weeks later
>we play vidya inside
>yeh lets do the funny shit again
>get naked
>my penis is really big compared to his
>lets suck each others dick
>he sucks my dick
>i refuse to suck his dick
>instead i fuck him in the ass
>feels good
>>25990348
did you fuck him in the ass with your little kid dick and suck his little kid dick? did you jack eachothers dicks off at sleepovers?
jesus christ this post is breaking the floodgates on some really old memories
Well that would be the time that I whipped my dick out in the school library and started stroking it. Pretty sure some girls knew what was up.
>>25990163
throw that shit away broski thats abit creepy
>wake up
>sweaty
>headache
>dark outside
>don't know if it's am or pm
>don't know what day it is
>don't know what year it is
>don't check time/date
>roll out of bed onto computer
>turn on music
>anime on one monitor
>4chan on the other
>sun comes up
>sit in the same spot for 12 hours
>sun goes down
>sit in the same spot
>hear birds outside
>sun is coming back up
>go back to bed
My life has 0 worth at the moment.
We're all gonna make it.
Respecting fellow human beings as human beings until they prove otherwise on an individual basis, according to poltards lol
>>25990250
>no young adult to take my virginity at the ripe age of 18
I fucking hate that kid getting gifted like that, 21 with no sort of experience, no matter how hard I try.
>>25990377
IIRC, it was just mutual buttsex with our tiny flaccid prepubescent wangs
My teeth grinding is off the charts senpai
>>25990309
>>used to get my male friend who I was attracted to to sit on my lap when we were in high school and he didn't know it was sexual
If a guy agrees to sit in your lap, he knows damn well that it's sexual.
When I was in middle school some goth kid harassed me for some reason
he scribbled on this really pretty celtic knot index card I had on my binder, with ink. It was ruined.
But that's not what he did that's degenerate, and while I've no definitive proof it was him, it's very likely that he ruined my school annual that year bymasturbating into my backpack during lunch while no one was in the room.Also same year someone threw a bloody razor at my leg while I was sharpening a pencil, teacher just sort of ignored me when I picked it up and said someone threw it at me.
I haven't actually don't shit on that level before unless you countmasturbating with toilet paper cardboard tubes when I was just starting to learn how to do that all on my own, kind of glad I only did that a few times it kind of burned.
>mfw I spread my younger brothers bare butt and sniffed his asshole in the living room when we were very young, parents and grandma laughed
>>25988603
I masturbated with a banana peel a couple days ago, and I think my parents have seen me through the keyhole.
Feels bad desu, but it was fucking worth it
>>25990277
>my older brother took advantage of me and got me to diddle him while he diddled me
>I'm not straight but he doesn't know that
>the memories still haunt me
>>25988603
>finger my asshole
>put different stuff in my asshole
>eaten my cum
>put peeled banana in my asshole and ate it
I love how women smell
>>25990442
comfy anon
>>25990516
You gotta lube up a rubber or latex glove and stick it in the tube
>>25989634
>pointing out that you're 18 for no reason
probably underage tbqh
>>25990590
My brother is straight as fuck, he's a chad compared to me
>tfw 2 years older physically but 10+ years behind socially
>>25990558
Reminds me of a tale of my own
>was feeling horny
>read about sticking things up the ass can improve the feeling of ejaculation
>home alone so grab a banana and rush to bathroom
>felt bad when it still has the skin
>unpeel it and try to slide it up my ass again
>its sliding in slowly but it breaks off in my ass
>get massively hard and continue sticking the fruit up my ass
>feels so good so begin to jerk off
>hear knocking on the door
>its my dad
>panic and quickly say i'm taking a shit
>he says to hurry up because he just got back from work and wants a shower
>flush banana down toilet and quickly get dressed
>get out a minute later
>he enters
>20 seconds later calls out "hey anon, why's there a banana peel on the floor? I almost slipped on it"
I think he knew
Fapped in the school bathroom during PE
Fucking yoga pants
>>25990620
My main priority in life is to be comfy, which is nice.
But it also really sucks, because this isn't exactly a productive lifestyle.But I have a job interview at some hipster juice bar, on Tuesday. So wish me luck.
>>25990281
i'm female. friend lived with her parents still and I would go over to hang out. Sometimes she wasn't home from work yet so I'd hang out with her brother. one time she texted that she was gonna be like 2 hours longer than expected because someone could come in. So i thought I'd entertain myself for a while by teasing her younger brother. I kinda got too into it and started get physical which switched me on even more. long story short I started rubbing his junk and whispering dirty things then the clothes came off and i hoped on him and fucked him til he couldn't get it up anymore.
>>25990692
He probably just assumed that you were eating a banana while in the bathroom.
>>25990764
>shitstained banana skin
eating it with his ass
>>25990558
I briefly tried this once but I got too freaked out, what was great about it and how did you go about it.
>>25990735
So basically, you took the "put his phone in your bra and ask him to take it"-thing further.
>>25990625
Not him but how you do you do it? I can't even put the head in, it's too tight
>>25990796
I just skinned it with a knife by cutting off the two tips and leaving a mid section as big as possible and then cut an incision on the middle of it to take the fruit off, and then ate it along with the rest of it on the tips. Hid it in my boxers and sneaked in the bathroom while my parents were sleeping, undressed, put some dank ass porn and started doing my thing, with water running in the background to cover the noises. It felt good, not incredibly better than my hand but it's different from just masturbation, especially when you're about to cum, during and after, and the whole "exotic" side of it made me horny af, I could probably have even gone without porn desu senpai, didn't feel like that from since my first wanking days :^D
>>25990442
This post really makes me miss being a NEET
>wake up
>don't know if it's AM or PM
Such bliss
>>25988603
its not something i do by choice but my turds are literally too large to be able to flush them without blocking the toilet so i have to break them up piece by piece with my hands and flush each chunk individually
its about as pleasant as it sounds
>>25990735
>this will never happen to you in your entire life
I'm ordering that helium tank already
>>25991613
i hope you at least put on gloves
do your fingernails reek of shit?
>>25988603
>found my moms vibrator and fuck'd my ass with it, then just put it back.
I think she got an infection in her uterus and had it removed
I smoke a fat bowl and masturbate. Make my fantasies and the resulting orgasm 10 times more intense
>>25991744
of course i put on gloves im not a fucking animal
also
>fingernails
trimmed right the way back, hate fingernails
>>25990735
Fuck me senpai desu
>>25991873
did the same with my sister's
>>25991929
sorry, i wouldn't be surprised if some other anon wasn't above handling his own hot turds barehanded
scat is a thing
>>25991873
>the inside of your ass has technically touched the inside of your mom's vagina
noice
>>25990735
this isn't real
you're not real
fuck you for posting this
during a church potluck used the bathroom to masturbate thinking about one of the elementary schoolers there
years later she grew up to be too skeletonmode though, that's not a good luck on a postpubescent
Jacked off alongside the Tiber river in Rome at like 9 pm drunk
>>25992497
I'm sure you aren't the first.
Me and my sister used to play this game called "rocket raiders".She would stimulate my penis with my pants on and if I came and my cum came through the pants the "raid" was considered successful and I'd have to follow her one order like clean her room or something
At 13 we lived separately and we've never spoken of it after meeting each other since.
>>25990528
fuck anon, that hurts me
>>25990692
Almost slipped on it? Does your dad think he's in a fucking cartoon or something?
>>25990528
>>25992785
I sucked my sisters tit trying to get milk out of it while mother was just sitting there and watching.
We were like 4 I think.
I have no idea...
>>25992788
It actually is possible if the moist side of the peel (the inside part) is the one touching the floor
>>25990692
>>25990764
>>25992788
Fuck you I almost choked on my food.
I have an entire buckwheat stuck in my lungs now I think.
>>25988778
>this is all true
I'm sure it is anon. I'm sure
>>25990442
I miss these feels.
>be confused preteen
>the weight of grief and and not knowing my sexuality is weighing on my shoulders
>taking a piss before sleeping
>see a pair of my dad's boxers on top of a hamper
>pick them up and find a spot of dried cum by the crotch
>lick it
>>25993042
are you a gay now
>>25993042
>you licked your dead siblings
I'm not sure how that would feel.
>>25993042
Whattheoriginasfuck
>>25988603
> went to Amsterdam
> looked for ugly chick so fuck (I'm ugly)
> went in room, door is shut and locked
> FUCK its a tranny
> notgayblowjob.jpg
Also
> same day, fucked qt but she asked for double because I'm ugly
Also
> dads friends daughters came round and slept in my bed.
> they left panties
> jacked off using panties
> got std (I was 14 at the time).
Also
> ugly girl hits on me on Feb sends 'we should get a drink sometime x'
> we meet up
> says she doesn't want relationship because I'm too ugly
> I find her on a ugly hook up site, she's one of the ugliest
I just want the pain to go away help meee
>>25993042
The question is what made your dad cum a bit in his pants.
>>25993225
he was thinking about fucking his son in the ass, obviously
>>25992530
Now I'm imagining how many people have jacked off there throughout history. I feel like I'm part of something now.
>>25993462
Think about how degenerate the Romans were.
There have been many a drunk before you standing on the Tiber river, jerking off, and feeling like shit the next day.
Wear the honor of your ancestors.
>>25990256
You uhhh, got any pics?
>>25989956
Reported. Enjoy prison :)
>>25988603
>jerked off in class in 7th grade
>I've stuck like 5 ice cubes up my ass while jerking off
>ate a strippers pussy.
>fingered one Vietnamese girl who was 15 when I was 18 and another white girl who was younger than that in a park
>took advantage of a deaf girl in highschool
>tried to fuck my female friends gf and her sister. Her gf wasn't into it but her sister was, pussy was too tight and I couldn't get hard enough
>rubbed my dick all over a passed out drunk girl until I came
>let 2 female friends watch another girl blow me
I did alot of shit between 16-21. Haven't had sex at all since like 1998-99. Just jerk off to lewd anime now.
>>25990442
That sounds great. Why do you want to escape that?
>>25993933
>Haven't had sex at all since like 1998-99
lol what happened?
>>25993933
Nice dubs but how do take advantage of a deaf girl
>Be 18
>Senior in hs
>Winter break
>Kinda pissed it's 2 weeks long, everyone's on vacation
>Close blinds
>Stop showering
>Spend everyday smoking weed, playing WoW, and jacking off for hours
>Real porn don't do it for me anymore, so I start watching anime, zoo, other weird shit
>Don't even know what day it is
>Don't even know whether it's day or night
>Stuff my face with greasy pizza and those chocolate volcano cakes from Papa John's for the rest of break
>My computer chair smells like shit from my adolescent stank and sweat from fapping
>Floor is covered in pizza boxes and weed stems
Oh my fucking god this was one of the few times I've felt like ending it.
>>25994691
>mfw i step on a stem embedded in my rug
>tfw literally just toss seeds and shitty trim in the general direction of the corner of the room
>tfw house permanently smells like weed
I've donediaper playwithother guys I met on a gay diaper dating website
That has ranged from sexual stuff all the way to being fed in a highchair
>14
>horny
>living in a shitty apartment complex with a gym and pool amenities
>go into female restroom
>masturbate
>cum on toilet paper so that when a girl wipes her vagina after peeing she gets pregnant with my baby
>>25990558
ya did hwat, now
I used to piss in my closet. Me and my friend would do it all the time. If he was at my house we'd piss in my closet. If I was at his we would piss in my closet. We did this up until about 6th grade. We finally stopped because in 6th grade my Mom got mad and told me to stop pissing in the closet, and that I was too old to be doing shit like that.
>>25994691
That's comfy as fuck, minus the mess and smell
I sniffed my sisters underwear while masturbating
>Well that's not as bad some other shit in this thread
She was 9 years old at the time.
>>25996233
this is the toppest kek i have read today
I once jacked off whilst sniffing one of my own socks.
I'm 25 and have cyber sex with my 27 year old sister, but not when shes dating because she doesnt want to cheat, been doing this for like 13 years so it seems normal
Fapped to horse and dog porn.
Had our dog lick my dick and balls while I jerked off
>>25996396
ask her if she wants to have cybersex with me, thanks senpai.
>>25996396
You should push it further to see if it results in real sex
>>25988603
I came all over a strudel and gave it to some kid's family when I was 13.
>>25990173
do you have sex or just finger her? please tell how it usually goes, I'm interested
>>25988603
dry humped my dog till i came
>>25996464
you absolute madman
original comment approved by r9k
>>25988603
>go to friend's house
>he still lives with his mom
>friends arrive
>we hang out in living room for a bit
>decide to order pizza
>tell friend that I'll give them the money, but I have to go use the shitter
>go to the his mom's room, because there's a bathroom there
>go into her closet and smell her dirty panties while I jerk off
>cum buckets
>I cleaned my cum on her panties
Whatever, I payed for pizza, least I can get is to cum on his mom's panties.
I lived with a femanon I met on /r9k/ for a few months.
Every day after she changed, showered, and left for work, I'd go into her hamper and find her freshly used panties. I'd sniff them and rub them around my penis while I'd jerk off. They always had a creamy juice spot on them where they touched her pussy. Sometimes they were so fresh you could feel the wetness coming off them.I would also sniff her used tampons too, when she was on her period.
I posted a gif of Eggman jacking off after I told him I wouldn't
>>25988632
Enjoy jail you fuckin pedo
>Crossdressed to a costume party
>Got drunk and made out with some dude
>He finds out I'm a guy from another dude
>Gets all no homo rage and gives me a black eye, makes me suck him off while his friends watch
People confuse me. I don't even like dudes.
>>25996847
Is that actually eggy?
>>25990163
If you ever carry through with it you'll be legend.
>>25996759tfw I knew :)
>>25997058
Yes, that's actually eggy
>>25988603
Visited a friend for 5 days and shat and pissed my pants somehow (13 years old)
I basically walked around with piss and shit in my pants for 3 days. Amazing how nobody noticed. Would go to the bathroom to wash my pass and shit riddend pants in the sink.
>>25990173
Post pic of DNA sample.
>>25994953
>cum on toilet paper so that when a girl wipes her vagina after peeing she gets pregnant
Made me kek outloud
>>25997178
>walked around with piss and shit in my pants for 3 days
>nobody noticed
....
masturbated in the car (had 4 family members in it) during a road trip
>>25997239
To be fair i washed my pants atleast 15 times in those 3 days.
>>25988603
Jerked off all day in school.
>>25997239
They noticed, the just didn't want to approach the guy who reeked of piss and shit
Met a guy on craigslist and sucked his cock
Had a cute female room mate, stole a pair of panties when she forgot her stuff in the washing machine. Wore them, used them to masturbate. No regrets
>>25988603
When I was in high-school I used to jerk off in class while it was in session. I must have done it at least a dozen times.
I was able to grab my dick through my pocket and rub it against my leg till I jizzed. I did it right before gym class so I could change out my clothes in the locker room stall.
I had to walk down the hall with a binder in front of my crotch so nobody saw the we spot in my pants. Quite the rush TBQH.
>fapped to incest yaoi fanfiction
I fapped to pratically every female in my social cycle that isn't from my family or hideous
>>25990735
man some people have it good
>>25997682
>who hasn't
such originality
>>25997285
could you please expand on this?
>got a bj from a meth whore from Craigslist
I smelled a few chairs I knew girls sat in back in my teen years, but you suckers are making think it's nothing.
I feel so clean.
>>25988603
Came in my sisters panties and stole her pain medication to get high
>>25990377
Jesus fuck. Did the exact same thing. Horrifies me to even fucking look at him at family reunions.
>>25988603
Sucked my cousin's dick for a few seconds back when we were both 10.
Had a few gay experiences with another boy when we were both 8 or something but nothing that serious
>tfw crave cocks now, want to suck one and take another up my ass but find men disgusting and ugly
>>25997178
imagine the rash...
they totally would have noticed, but probably thought you were autistic.
>>25991873
also did this.
wow i'm fucked in the head.
>>25996281
noice, moar?
>>25998638
oh pain medication.... oh mane love pain medication.
if i lived in an area with it, i would have a serious problem with heroin.
Got an escort to come over for 400$.
She ended up asking about my life and it went downhill from there. Ended up crying and cuddling her. Easiest money she's probably ever made.
Finished myself off with my dog's mouth. I'm so fucking sorry ;_;
>>25988643
>Between the ages of 13 - 15 I used to use the time I spent shitting just to fap to what I could think of with my imagination.
>Between the ages of 13 - current day I would masturbate and not clean up. I do half the time but there are times that I get lost in the moment and just leave that shit in.
>tfw in the middle of writing this my friend said to me on my phone that posting on /r9k/ is just me looking for an excuse not to pursue my dreams.
I should just kill myself.
>>25998857
we should have an /r9k/ meetup to help eachother end it all
>>25990632
he probably left out the fact that the sister was 12
>>25990309
Hi nick :)
>>25998857
They all say that. Personally I don't understand why talking about your problems with the only people that understand them is a bad thing.
>>25988603
I had sex with my Asian adopted cousin when I was 15 and she was 13
>fapped to lewd anime girls in the office of a pastor's wife at church
>creepshots in general
>shitty pic related from McDonalds earlier today
>photoshop highschool peers heads into amateur porn
>poked my boner at cousin's huge ass every opportunity I got
>once we had a sleepover
>slept on same bed
>at night would take out dick and rub it on her bare legs and side while she was asleep
>broke into cousin's facebook account
>read through all her messages
>find a nude
I still fap to it pretty regularly, too bad it wasn't a vag pic
>>25988603
>post ad on Craigslist seeking a vagina to pound
>somehow end the night with some extra cash in my pocket and my sausage being sucked by some young gay
>5-6 years old
>little brother around 1-ish
>sit him on couch
>take pants down
>proceed to put ass on his face
>maid saw
>tell parents
>they still bring it up to this day
>>25999476
You brought more evil to this land than you had had the right to.
>>25998834
>>25996281
please?
original orignal on everything
mild opaites
>>25999378
how much did you get? How long was the experience? Did you like it?
>be me, staying at friends for the night
>his parents went out earlier
>around midnight, they come home and his mom is hammered drunk
>mom is really hot in a plain Jane way
>they go through the living room with his mom saying weird sexual shit
>friend is embarrassed, I say its okay
>10 minutes later, I got to use the bathroom
>in the middle of the floor are his mom's just worn underwear
>they're wet
> I sniff them and even lick them, furiously jack it
>go downstairs like nothing happened
>>25990735
Some lucky motherfucker
i did so much nasty shit in my time senpai
i'm probably worse than all of you and i'm kind of a normie
hornieness can make people do strange things
>be studying in different country
>live with old annoying fat grandma
>qt chick lives there too
>get hornie one day
>sniff shoes that are outside
>fap
>see old grandma wearing those shoes the next fucking day
welp
>mom has friends over
>take whineglass used by hot woman in my room and fap while licking it
>be over at friends house
>dog always wants to cuddle
>put his hand on my dick and rub it
it was a female dog so its ok
>was probably known as the pedo on hs because i always hung around younger girls
>one day dream about taking a girls shoes off on the street
>sniffing them and masturbating
>dream was so vivid i didn't realise it wasn't real
>most shocking moment of my life
i did so many of those things it's ridicules
Last night I went to walmart at one in the morning and asked two Russian women to please kick me in the nuts. They Said No! :,(
>fell in love with a 10yo when i was 16
>started talking because we were on the same school bus route
>one day we kiss
>i promise i'd love her forever and she says the same and shit like that (really cute now that i think about it)
>people found out we kissed
>some guys from a grade above mine block my car with their cars one day so i can't leave
>they wait till school is closed and no one is near school
>they beat my ass badly, threaten to do worse if i speak to her again
>i end everything with her, then one last kiss
i fucking hate white knight normies
>>25988603
Had phone sex with a 51 year old women while pretending to be her Mom
(I was 16 years old at the time and also a man)
>>26000182
It was like 60 per load, so I ended up making mabe 300 bucks over the course of a couple months. It was so infrequently that I saw him because I didn't really like the experience. I had to watch porn on my phone to get hard and keep watching to stay hard while he slobbered enough to where it dripped into my pubes. We did this in the back seat of his car during the winter, so the closed windows made the smell of saliva fill the car.
I had to walk home from our little secluded meet up spot for about half an hour, always showered immediately after getting home.
fucked someone 6 yrs younger than me
When I was younger I got a dog to lick my dick for like 2 seconds lmao
>>26000769
yeah no, you're a weird guy and you deserved that
it's not a white knight thing, it's an anti-pedophile thing
>>25998857
yeah you probably should man
>>26001042
Says the white knight normie
>>26000000
Lel00000000000
>>26001042
i was underage then, i don't see the problem
>>26000769
they were wrong to beat you up, but that's not right man. things are better for her that it ended.
>>26001226
i really don't see what was wrong, i never though anything sexual of her, genuine love
>>25988632
I find children sexually attractive too, but I never fapped to CP, I fap to 3d loli, my favorite artist have to be RoboNepen,Mayomaru and Sabine.Heinrich
I also like zoo, scat and gore.
As for the most degenerate thing, it's up to three choices.
1. Masturbating to a picture of a guy fucking a dead dog.
2. Masturbating with my own shit and eating it.
3. Having the urge to go into a men's bathroom and look around for a fresh shit to fap with or drink the piss out of the toilet.
>>25990173
You expect me to believe that?
>>26001654
No wait, the guy fucked the dog then killed it.
>>26001526
it would have been odd, to see such a big guy tower over a little child like that, and see them kiss.
who can say whats right or wrong in this crazy world, but it would certainly raise some concern. mine included.
I'm sorry to hear things got so messed up Anon, i hope you are doing well. if not, i hope things get better.
>>25998726
funny thing is we're actually best bros now and hang out every few weeks with no gay shit just alcohol and video games
we're 19, that was almost a decade ago
>>25996847
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
\
IS THIS REAL?
this cannot be real
how does this not have a huge ass string of replies next to it
>>26001719
Thank you anon! hope you're doing good as well
>>25994263
>what happened
I stopped trying when I fell in love with a girl down the road. She was into me. She told my "best friend" that she wanted to hang out with me alone so she could decide if she wanted to date me. Jealous faggot sabotaged it and she ended up hooking up with some loser I sold weed to.
>>25994369
>how did you take advantage of a deaf girl
Plain deaf girl with low self esteem. Thought it would be easy to bang her because she was just a mousey little deaf girl. Didn't really care about her. Just used her for my own purposes.
>>26001845
thanks man, i appreciate it.
damn cruel merciless robot...
>>25988603
>Visit old friend in New Mexico
>Get in drag, drugs and movies
>Livestream in drag and make out on cam
>Later we jack off on the same couch together
>I let him blow me, but muscle relaxers make my dick soft
>Don't cum
I'm a degenerate.
>>26001770
>>25996847
I don't know who eggman is, but what I do know that .gif originally surfaced on tumblr a couple of years ago, you can also check this by tumblr.
So that anon is probably lying about posting that .gif originally, and if that is "Eggman", me and a lot of other guys would be interested in getting a hold of him.
>>26002089
get out newfag
original
I fap to SFM beast
I masturbated using a hot banna peel wrapped around my dick a few times
I jerked off in my Grandmother's attic when I was like 14.
>>25992952
fukin died
I jacked off and ejaculated in every single room in my house over the course of 1 hour, it was a pretty big house too.
>>25988603
Whenever I get too lonely I go on craigslist to get sucked off by some crossdresser
put my mother's vibrator in my anus
it hurt for a long while after that because i just jammed it up there without preparation, just a little shower gel
Shoot up heroin for for a few months
Broke into a building and stole 3 laptops and a T.V.
Vandalized stuff
Peeped on my sister in the bathroom and fapped into her underwear
Wore my sisters cloths and fapped
>>25998011
I was 14 or something.
We were on a long drive (8+ hours), I was bored and horny, covered myself with a blanket and pretended to sleep while quietly fapping.I'm sure everyone knew
>>26002882
was it an RV?
>>26002946
no, a minivan with 2/2/3 seating -- I was in one of the middle bucket seats
Took female hormones for three years.
>>25997285
Same thing man, road trip car faps were my thing.
Man I love being a quiet fapper.
>>26002979
yeah then everyone knew bro, it smelled too
>>26002999
Gib us the deets, anon
>all throughout highschool i would befriend cute boys
>would go over to their houses
>would wait for them to leave their room and and steal their undies
>go to the bathroom and fap into the undies every time
>put them in my bag
>as i grew older i would make friends with year 7s
>somehow work my way to make it to their rooms
>steal their undies as well
>still have every single piece of underwear i ever stole
>>26003065
I am begging you to post a picture of your collection.
Please anon please
>>25990735
If I was this kid I'd be literally praying that something like that would happen again
What a lucky bastard
>>25998928
We should go form a community in the middle of nowhere.
>>26003059
From age 15-18. Then my parents became suspicious and I had to stop, but I can get just the T blockers from a friend.
I just didn't want to get manlier, I'm a good trap.
Most degenerate thing I ever did was have a girl over, she spent the night, fucked her in the morning. She wanted to go get breakfast but I lied and said I had something to do. After she left I invited another girl over and fucked her too. She wanted to spend the night but I lied and said I had something in the morning. Then shitposted all night
>did gay grinding in 7th grade with friend
>masturbated with cousin's panties
>had sex in a dirty public bathroom
>tried to cheat on gf
>used to jack it exclusively to doujinshi
Pretended to have feelings for a girl who would suck my dick sometimes, so that she would let me take her virginity. She still didn't let me
>>26000769
anon i really want to kill you, you're not a robot, you're subhuman scum, kill yourself
>>25990164
Same here anon.
Original this is.
>>25990315
Yep. Did it too. We were in bed and he took my hand and moved it down to his pants. I basically gave him a handjob.
I fucking hate myself for it. He tried to get me to suck his dick one time as well but I refused. Thank fuck.
>Rubed my dick inside my female cousin's shoes
>Fapped wearing nothing but my female friend's long skirt
>Fapped smelling my stepmothers underwear
>Fapped to every kind of porn imaginable
>Tried to fuck a dog once but it was too tight
>>26003065
damn, that's pretty degenerate
>>25991613
It happens to me every fucking day. My turds are massive. It takes me 30 minutes to get out of the bathroom every day. Half of that time is spent breaking up turds in the toilet and washing my hands. I'm not even fat. I weigh 150lbs, 5'11'' tall.
>>25988603
>let my german shepherd fuck my ass until he camemore than once
r8
>>25996407
Done that with my dog too. Only sexual experience I've really ever had. I'd still do it if I knew I couldn't get an STD.
>engaged in some weird play with my brother in which I made him make out with his teddy bear. I probably got a boner during that too. I'm not sure if he still remmembers, I hope not.
>first time I came was by dry-humping the floor.
>made my cat lick my penis once.
>sucked my own dick while fingering my asshole
>sucked my own dick with a pen in my asshole
>>26004366
>sucked my own dick
Why are you here? Why are you not busy sucking your own dick? Why do you not suck your own dick literally all the time?
>>25988603
>at house where 6 of my best friends live
>they all went to work, my work doesnt start for a couple hours
>decide i need to fap, but no wifi and no phone
>grab the hummus from the fridge and apply generously to my dik balls and ass hole
>invite the family pitbull over for a snack
>pretty much just have it lick my ass while i wank it
>at the point of no return best friends sister pulls into drive way
>mfw drive way has a clear window into the living room where i was
>came buckets, put pants on ligntening fast
>sister (9/10) comes in, i act nervous as fuck and speak minimally
>go straight to work an hour early.
Not sure if she saw, but im good friends with her whole family and think about it every time i see her. awkward.
>>26004438
Sometimes I'm not flexible enough, sometimes my back hurts after and also I just fapped.
When I was like 15 I fed my mom a piece of beef that I fucked
I didn't think much of it at the time but it's degenerate as fuck in hindsight
>>25990692
This reminds me:
>be me, 15
>male
>gay
>get bullied at school a lot
>develop extreme humiliation fetish
>have sexual fantasies about being bullied by one Chad
>on one occasion, sneak a banana up to my bedroom
>peel the banana and imagine Chad is doing it as I shove it up my own ass
>sit on it for a few minutes and masturbate
>imaginary Chad tells me to shit it out
>yessenpai.jpg
>shit the now mushy banana out onto a towel
>shove my face into the pile of banana muck, imagining Chad is doing it
>imaginary Chad tells me he'll beat me up if I don't eat the whole thing
>obey his orders and gobble up the whole banana
>finally let myself cum
>lay in bed for several hours afterwards questioning where the fuck it all went wrong
Still gets me diamonds thinking about it tbqh
>>25988603
Story from back when I was 17
>go to toilet
>shit a huge turd in my hand
>put a hole in it with my finger
>put dick in hole
>try to use the turd as onahole
>can't, to hard and it falls apart
>throw turd back in
>finish my business
>come out
>realize what I've done
I was quite the degenerate
>>26004511
>WAAAAAAAH MY BACK HURTS
What are you, a pregnant woman? Shut the fuck up. I will hear no whinging from a man who can suck his own dick.
>>26004591
>What are you, a pregnant woman?
No, but I kinda inherited my mother's scoliosis.
>>26004580
Nice Pepe imgur collection Pepe FAAAAAG
>>26004735
I guess you also inherited your mother's being a big fat fucking pussy
>>26004817
I'm not fat though. Why can't you suck your own dick anon?
>>25988832
You hooked up with a stranger. Not really degenerate to be quite honest family.
>>25990163
Do you live in this movie, by any chance?
>>26004511
can confirm.
used to suck own dick when i was 14
its honestly more effort than its worth
>Be me
>Be 8
>Two younger cousins
>Manipulate them to kiss each other or to run naked around grandma house
>Never work and get caught one time
>I hope everyone forgot
>>26004561
the first time you masturbate to something fucked up as a teenager is pretty traumatic.
>16-17 at the time
>visiting relatives in town 2 hours away
>home alone with 2 lil cousins since the rest of the family went to a nearby town for a religious ceremony and we simply were not in the mood
>im playing vidya on my GBA minding my own
>Cousins aged 11 and 12 say they're gonna take a shower upstairs in case I needed to know where to find them
>Common shit in rural Mexico for siblings/cousins to bathe together.
>Shitty town has no internet so I had been deprived of porn for 4 days in a stage where I would fap a lot and in a bicurious phase
>The moment they announce this I fucking turn off my gba without saving, start sweating, try to play it off with: Well, I havent showered today and its pretty hot here. Mind if I join?
>They comply.
>Fast forward we are bathing, they are washing themselves normally and playfully while i try to hide my raging boner
>their uncut pubescent dicks where driving me mad
>they simply made comment about my huge boner and pubes since they didnt had any.
>get dry and dressed up, tell them to wait for me downstairs
>proceed to jack off like a madman and cum oceans.
>Go to the living room and keep playing gba until relatives arrive
Beautiful memories.
>>26005480
when I was 9 one of the first things I masturbated to was an obscure rule34 pokemon gay bondage video thing, probably a main contributor to my becoming a cock gobbler
