>Call weed dealer
>Ask him to meet me
>Call police on him and tell them someone is selling drugs
>He gets arrested and is facing 3 years
Who /D E V I L I S H/ here?
>3 years for weed
Doubt it, my heroin dealer didn't even get a year.
More like
>lie on internet for attention
so devilish
>>25987872
>go to kebab man
>order hte kebab
>"hey enjoy your meal man"
>I dont
>>25987957
He was found in possession of other drugs too. He had some meth and other miscellanious shit on him and paraphenelia.
>game says to press the start button
>press the A button instead
>>25987982
>damage control
You would have included that in the OP.
When he gets out you know you're a dead motherfucker.
>>25988102
I didn't want to include nearly a paragraph of unnecessary information.
Why are you so confrontational you worthless NEET parasite?
>>25988042
>It still starts
>ask for water cup at McDonalds
>get soda on the way out
>order diet coke
>It arrives and you say you ordered regular
>Waiter has to get you another
>Don't drink a drop an leave it on the table
>Don't tip
>>25988125
This.
What the fuck are you going to do, OP?
>>25988126
>unnecessary information
>juicy details
>paragraph
It's one sentence, what's wrong with a long OP?
>damage control
just start a new thread tomorrow, it's over
>"5 items or fewer" lane at checkout
>have 6 items
>go in lane anyway
>>25988200
>risk higher sentence for only 3 years max.
If he isn't stupid he'll do nothing, yet again he may do the drugs he sells so who knows?
>inb4 hire some random guy to kill OP.
It's a more likely possibility.
>>25988233
Dude, like, fuck you
>>25988200
>calls his friends from in prison
>look up OP on white pages
>address
>op isn't ready
You know, if he had meth and shit, don't you think his meth dealers would be pist too? God forbid that meth was fronted to him. Weed is one thing but meth dealers aren't something you fuck with. They'll all find out who did it because you made 0 effort to cover your own tracks, dipshit.
>implying this actually happened
>>25988233
>The cashier notices and refuses to serve you
>You can't move backwards because of all the people in the line
>You stand there shaking on the verge of tears
>Cashier calls security
>They escort you off the grounds
>Some normie shelf stacker as to put your 6 items back
positively devilish
>>25988296
Back to reddit
O r i g i n a l comment
>>25988200
>See him again
>Shoot him on sight and claim self defense
Ez pz.
Who will they believe, a model NEET citizen who reported a drugdealer or some retarded drug dealing degenerate who just got out of prison?
>Walk in fast food restaurant
>"Hello sir, may I take your order"
>"No"
>Leave
I did this shit every week. Never got old.
>>25987872
You will never have the balls to do something like that. Faggot
>>25988447
Drug dealing/using scum detected.
Remove yourself
>>25988365
Nice try, faglord
Im permabanned from reddit
>>25988303
yeah right, cashiers are way too pusy to ever refuse a customer, I see full cartloads in the 10 items or less lines all the time, all the customer would have to do would be to complain to the manager and they could easily get the cashier in trouble, very few managers will back the cashiers over the customers.
>>25987872
>pull up in the middle of an apartment complex at night
>set of a mortar (firework)
>wake everyone up
I did this to multiple complex's.
>come up to pizza parlor
>100 strip of firecrackers
>people drop to the floor, get under tables
>employee drops an entire 2 liter of soda
>they thought they were gunshots
idiots, I hit that place the same way 3 different times
>threw crackle bombs at cars
>shot people's windows with pellet guns
>shot people with airsoft AEG's
>hanging around a convenient store that sold to underage kids, have a wrist rocket and a bag of paintballs to be quiet
>see girl about 15/16 getting out of car that went to my school
>peak around corner with black leather jacket hood and bandana on
>shoot once, miss slightly
>goes unnoticed because I'm about 20 feet away and the shot went behind her
>shoot again, get her in the leg, flee
I have a few tales of fuckery, may have more if someone's interested.
>>25988516
MADMAN
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>original comment desu
>Go to store 3 minutes before closing
>Get 20 different candy bars, all the same price
>cashier tries to scan the same bar multiple times
>tell her she needs to scan each on individually in order to make sure my receipt is printed properly
>She sighs and says "ok whatever midnight candyman"
>Tell her if she is going to mock me and inproperly do her job anf refuse me proper customer service we can talk to the manager
>shuts up and finishes bagging my candy
>pay and leave without taking my receipt
im lmaoing @ people thinking some low-level dealer is going to make like Liam Neeson and track down OP.
Most petty dealers are dealers because they're lazy people who find the idea of working 9-5 for a living intolerable. Not exactly the type of person to plan and execute a hit.
>>25988702
No dude this shit actually happens, I'm around it a lot.
>weed dealer gets robbed a qp
>gets the faggot back by beating him severely
And that's just weed lel.
>weed dealer robs customers at gunpoint because he doesn't like them, also sells coke
Yea you obviously aren't around this shit enough to have an opinion, shoo shoo.
>>25987872
is nigger inhaling gas from a balloon in this?
>Failures at their entire lives inconvenience someone for a few minutes
>>25988771
DUDE ANECDOTES LMAO
>>25987872
I am told I need to accompany pictures with text?
>>25988126
nice buzzwords
>bzzZZzz
>>25988833
Sick burn, make sure to post it /r/4chan, they love this shit.
>>25988807
nigs in jail shit in jars and then let it ferment while collecting the gas in balloons, they then inhale the gas in the balloons to get high, look up jenkem
Cops usually take about an hour to respond to calls so I highly doubt he waited on you that long. Cool story I give it a -2/10.
>>25988126
Obviously butthurt
>>25988951
>jenkem
fuck me dead hahahahahaa
Lol this faggot tried to delete his post so here it is guys if anyone wants to save it
>>25988669
>Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)16:44:53 No.25988669 [This post has been deleted]
> >>25988595
> >Go to school campus in the summer
> >summer group of ~60 bunch of kids about 9 or 10 doing something in the parking lot
> >adults are there
> >hide
> >gun them down at ~16 shots per second ~430 fps
> >kids falling to ground
> >they never even saw me
>go to movies
>bring in big bottle of cheap soda
>pour it all over the place when i leave
>dump food stuffs onto the ground
>grind it into carpet with foot
>packed cinema
>let off stink bomb
>kick under chairs infront
WHO CINEMA DEVILISH?
>>25988303
>the cashier notices and refuses to serve you
>you set one item in the return section
>the cashier serves you
>>25989149
but there's nothing devilish about that.
>early morning, need to get rid of pissjugs
>pour 6 month old pissjugs on busy sidewalk
Who /devilish/ in online games here?
>Play gmod
>Break peoples shit on purpose
>Play euro truck simulator 2 multiplayer
>Drive really slow and annoying
>People start overtaking
>I screenshot and report them for overtaking and cutting off
>they get kicked or banned
>Scare people coming from the opposite lane
>They swerve out and crash either in the guardrail at their site or head on collision with me
>I report them for griefing
>They get kicked or banned
>psychologists asks me if I have depression
>say no
>I do
>>25989267
>I screenshot and report them for overtaking and cutting off
>they get kicked or banned
nice
>>25989101
I usually wreck the cinema if I don't like the movie.
>movie ends
>dump bucket and uneaten popcorn onto floor
>strategically place full, large soda on floor with lid open so people will kick it as they shuffle out of the aisle
>scatter snowcaps along aisle so people will step on them
>smear ketchup and mustard from hotdog all over the seat
I can't be the only one who does this.
>>25988702
That's funny because my cousin liam'd a guy that robbed the trap house he lived in. Flipped a car and everything in the process
>>25989382
>life has been full of misery and abuse
>go to psychologist so he can help me get over my problems
>he asks me questions about my life
>lie and pretend to be a normie with no problems at all
>never tip female waitresses but make a point to tip male waiters
>>25989427
>wasting soda and snowcaps
If I saw you wasting fucking snowcaps I'd pour a soda on your head faggot
>>25989427
>used to do this all the time
>theater instituted a no singles policy
>can't even enjoy movies anymore
at least most of them are trash so I'm not missing much
>>25989460
Male waiters are usually much better than waitresses, you're doing nothing wrong
>>25989471
It's for a just cause. Not only am I making normies suffer, I also provide more work for wagecucks.
>>25989101
>>25989427
>tfw you get caught and have to spend 2 hours in cinema jail
>need to poo
>don't
>Prom date asks me how she looks
>I tell her she looks very pretty
>She actually looks absolutely gorgeous
>be me
>19
>sick of gfs shit
>bestideaever.exe
>get drunk at party with friends
>feed her voka while I'm drinking water
>drunk as fuck and blacked out
>collect 5$ for each person
>huge orgy breaks out
>made 60$
>friends dad even jumps in
>next day she wakes up coated with jizz head to toe
>break up with her for being such a slut
>use money from orgy to take out her little sister
>>25989516
You can get over the no singles policy by bringing a dog along. I say my dog is a guide dog for the blind, then I just let the dog loose and let him shit and piss all over the theater room.
I've done this a few times, managed to get discount to because I said I can't even see the movie so I demanded half the price.
LOL Someone tried to delete his post
someone screencap
>>25989550
>Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)17:40:52 No.25989550 [This post has been deleted]
> >My prom date asks me how she looks
> >I tell her she looks very pretty
> >She actually looks absolutely gorgeous
>>25989582
oh it was probably this faggot
hahahaah fucking nerd couldnt even make your post in one try could you? where did you mess up? typo or forgot the picture?
hahaha fucking loser
i screencapped you
>>25989607
DELETE THIS
DO IT NOW!!
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25989607
>>25989550
>delete my post because i forgot picture
>someone quotes it, thinking he is being devilish
>i quote it myself
>>25989644
>>25989648
lol im so devilish xdd
>>25987957
>>3 years for weed
>Doubt it, my heroin dealer didn't even get a year.
all depends on where you live familia
Dumbass normies think jenkum is real kek
>>25990114
>>>/420Chanjenkem/
real/10
>>25989171
it's a subtle type of beezlebublian
>>25988515
jokes on you faggatron. i'm a cashier and i'll tell you to go somewhere else. why the fuck would the manager help someone who cannot even read the goddamn express lane sign
>friends ask me if I ever had a gf
>tell them I had several but I'm just enjoying my alone time nowdays
>I'm actually kv and i desire a gf more than anything
>>25990253
>be cis male
>see thread on r9k asking things to femanons or gayanons
>post anyway in those threads pretending to be female or gay or whatevers
>go to McDonald's
>take a handful of ketchup packets instead of just a reasonable amount
>>25990291
thats not pretending to be gay that is gay
>>25989588
>I can't even see the movie so I demanded half the price
fucking lel
>>25988685
Wagecucks on suicide watch famalamadingdong
>>25987872
> have hiv
> infect unsuspecting normies with my cum and blood
> still bareback prostitutes
> say I'm a virgin
>>25988685
i seriously wonder if people really do this
>>25988771
Some dude in Sweden tried to avoid paying a $150 debt for weed, drug dealer stabbed him 10 times. Drug dealer later said that if people don't fear him they won't pay him. Criminals are scary man.
>>25992506
>>25992452
>>25988685
retail-cuck here,can confirm almost 80% of customers are this petty and downright spitful,they just don't give a fuck and it's dreadful.
>>25987957
>lie on internet for attention
dumb newfag spotted
>>25988685
Thats what she gets for being a filthy wagie.
>>25990114
Pickwick was an innovator in literal shitposting
>get pulled over
>officer asks me if I know how fast I was going
>"no"
>I knew very well all along how fast I was going
>>25988102
Stop attention seeking you namefag
>>25987957
3 strikes and your out, negroid
>>25992931
>your out
what's it like being illiterate?
>>25990114
back to your containment chan, faggot
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>25987872
>tell guildmates brb going to grab some lunch
>take a nap instead
>have to keep playing hungry the rest of the day
>>25992966
Feels bretty gud, amigo. I just wish I could communicate with my fellow robots on this Mongolian underwater basket-weaving enthusiast forum.
>>25988516
You sond 12 mate
>Go thru McDonalds drive thru
>Order food
>Pull up to window
>Pay, get food
>Wink and say "Thanks Tracy."
Her name was Marie.
>New teacher asks my first and last name
>tell her my last name with a strong germanic accent
>one week after, I correct her about how my name isn't read with a strong germanic accent
>>25987872
when he gets out and if he's a dealer worth his salt, he will probably track you down and beat the shit out of you, if not kill you
>>25993830
>faggot selling weed out of his mommy's house
>hardcore cold blooded killa
ye ok lad
>>25989446
Trap house? Do you happen to live in Northern VA?
> go into public toilet cubicles
> piss everywhere but the toilet
> piss on the floor, in the cistern, on the toilet paper, on the flush handle, the toilet brush etc
> complain about disgusting toilets
> film it and send to friends
> 40000 keks
