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Good morning, Wagie
You don't seem too happy, wage friend, what's that? Is it because you know you'll have to wake up at 6 AM tomorrow? Or is Mr Shekelstein going to reduce your pay again?
Don't worry, wagefriend, you can hang out with me and my NEET pals today!
Wait, what?! Shekelstein is calling you in for work today? Haha, what a shame!
Well, wagecuck, I'd better get back to work on my rendition of Mozart's Requiem! Have fun at work!
And as always,
Another day, another dollar.
>>25985251
These threads always suck. I honestly miss working full time I fucking hate staying home all day everyday I had so much spending money and nice things. Goddamn mental illness, fuck man you're delusional
>>25985251
its sunday
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>>25985251
>unemployed myself
Just out of curiosity how do you support yourself?
>>25985371
>mommy where are the tendies I've been waiting for 5 mins you dipshit
These have got to be the most cringe inducing threads on this board I can only imagine the chucklefuck constantly making these snickering to himself thinking he's some hilarious shitposter.
Pretty funny how this board mainly revolves around the discussion of >tfw no gf and not having a job and being a NEET is probably the biggest barricade to getting one besides being ugly
>>25985251
Thisis a stupid attempt. You havent even edited a piano into your imageUpset I took your samefag reply first? Now you'll have to enjoy sloppy seconds
>>25985340
stockholm syndrome at its finest
>>25985395
>tfw no gf or job
>all these wagies getting BTFO
>>25985251
>Or is Mr Shekelstein going to reduce your pay again?
My pay just keeps going up. I've never known anyone to have their pay reduced
>>25985412
You're not the real This guy.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25985395
>t. raging wageslave
hey wagie, breaktime's over, back to work!
So what do neets do? Where do they get their income? Seeing how youre posting this on r9k youre either living off your parents or government bux, which is sad as fuck
>>25985423
>tfw studying so i'm not a neet
>it's sunday,
Fucking retard
>>25985431
Stop lying on the internet, wagie, we're all friends here
>>25985395
Dont be upset, wagefriend
After all, I truly love you! I mean, its you wagies who pay for my lifestyle!
Keep on working, friend
>>25985458
Although it's online at home.
>>25985452
i invest in stocks and the like, since I have time to spend on it I can learn to do it properly and reduce risks
some of my mates are artists, writers, and run online stores
>>25985251
>I'd better get back to work on my rendition of Mozart's Requiem!
Why do you need to lie, mate?
>>25985462
Don't have to lie, NEET. I've never gotten a pay reduction and my pay continues to increase even when I don't get promoted (and when I do get promoted it goes up even more). Also the quarterly bonuses are beautiful.
>>25985473
>i invest in stocks and the like
Sounds rather vague. Please elaborate
>>25985482
It's a well known fact that NEETs are intellectually superior to wagecucks.
>>25985582
Of course they are! But you don't need to be a genius to see the scam that is wage slavery.
>>25985528
I invest in shares and sell them after a few days/when I get the margin I want.
also been doing some options trading recently but that'd take a long time to explain all the stuff that you can do
>>25985251
Thisis a good rendition.
tell me how to financially support myself and I'll quit my job and cut contact with everyone
>>25985251
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IITTTTTTT
I FUCKJNG HATE NEETS
>>25985757
I like neets
>>25985251
God I love these posts they Crack me up ur nothing short of a neet genius senpai may your days be work less and your nights he comfy my neet king
>>25985827
I love them aswell.
Currently a NEET looking to get wagecucked.
I still find these threads fucking hilarious.
Rip thread
You will be missed
