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You married her didn't you?
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You married her didn't you?
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>>25980622
yeah, she has a nice voice and is young/cute
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My arse I did

>not going for glorious Breton pussy
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>>25980622
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME AT THE TIME LOOKED LIKE A HORKER WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO
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>>25980673
My nigga

This motherfucker knows what's up
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Eh, she was homely.
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>>25980728
this tbqh familiar
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>>25980622
No, I downloaded naked mod, stripped her and hung her in my trophy room.
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I was on track to marrying Farkas until my computer crapped out on me.
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Did anyone else marry the sister of that Golden Claw vendor? She was a very homely qt. Unfortunately she literally cucks you with that Wood Elf, so I had to kill them both
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>>25980622
no I married that chick who is your first housecarl or whatever at the beginning of the game
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>>25980622
I manned up and married that priestess of Dibela, that's all in her past ya'know?
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>>25980819
Lydia I think senpai
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>>25980808
How does she cuck you?
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>>25980819
Lydia. She's my (Platonic) companion 'til the end.
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There are people, in this thread, right now, who did not marry Aela.
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>Getting cucked by women even in skyrim
Not even once desu
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>try to marry Serana
>friendzoned by a Skyrim NPC
>mfw
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Married that fucking amazon blonde from theives guild village. Have no clue what I was thinking, she is like a foot taller than everyone else in the game.
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>logging into your college roommates game and making him marry a gay and then roast him with the squad when he finds out while playing
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>>25980622

No, technically the only video game character I've ever married was Ruto from Ocarina of Time desu.
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>>25980917
Idk man. Despite being the Dragonborn I felt if I married her I'd wake up dead in 3 years and her eating my heart on the foot of the bed.
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>>25980917
Aela doesn't really love you. She loves the old fuck, what's he Called? The leader of The Companions.
Also, I didn't become a werewolf
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How the fuck do you marry anyone? I'll have to look it up now but I have over a hundred fucking hours in the game on one of my chars and never came across anything like that. Would have totally tapped Ysolda, too.

Wanted to marry Serana at one point but...
>she looks like she has jaundice if cured
>fucking. whining. ALWAYS.
>"waaah I hate caves"
>"waaahh I hate rain"
>"wahhh I hate the sun"
>about to choke the bitch
>"whoa.... this kind of sighting... it just makes everything else worth it"
>think she might not be so bad aft...
>not 3 seconds later "I've had more than my fair share of caves"

Who the fuck thought she had good writting for a character meant to be relatable?
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ITT: Plebs who didnt marry this gem.
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>>25980961
Kodlak senpai
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>>25980967
Got to the fucking church in Riften, you autist.
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>>25980967
Wear an amulet of Mara and ask them if they want the dick. Sometimes you can only ask them if you've helped them out first.
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>>25980920
>>25980927
>>25980920
>>25980927
>literally fall in Love with Serana
>find out she took Molag Bal's big Daedric monster cock
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>>25980961
>preemptively cucking yourself
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JORDIS THE SWORDMAIDEN
Anyone else is settling
>>25980953
You never marry her though, you are just indefinitely engaged.
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>>25980983
forgot pic
>Not original enough
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>>25980994
Ah, thanks Anon.

I always wanted to marry Hroki, the hottie from Markarth with the tavern clothes. The game considers her a child unfortunately.
Don't actually know what the problem is, in a medieval society she'd probably already pumped out 2 kids at her age.
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>>25981040

An engagement's a promise, anon. I always keep my promises.
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Mai waifu

Too bad she dies
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Not marrying the best girl.
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>>25981061
>tfw too beta to even hit the e button
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>Nord pussy
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Jenassa is GOAT
>sneaky
>awesome voice
>loyal
>good fighter
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>>25980808
I sacrificed the wood elf to Boethiah before I married her, then at the wedding his dead body was there and everyone was like "why did you do that!?" "Just leave..."
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>>25981183
Damn, why does that screen look like Borderlands?
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>>25981235
i don't people have all kinds of fucked up mods
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Nope, I got Brelyna Maryon. You know how horny does dunmer girls get
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>>25980622
Can anyone reccomend a good mod for a bored assasin?
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>>25981269
Like this mod?
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>>25981324
>You will never make female clones of yourself to guard your tower
>You will never send the worst one down to pleasure your old dwarf friend who can't reach his corprus-chunk bloated dick
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>>25981354
Umm just search "knockout mod" and "headshot mod"
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Haven't played in a while. SexLab mods were pretty good. Has anything topped it?
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>>25981403
I got jealous and killed him and that cunt
Alfe
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>>25980886
There's a quest where two guys want to bang her and you can help one of them.
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There's something beautiful about her eyes and those face scars that made me fall in love with her.
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>>25981942
who dat hoe
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>>25981942
you got manipulated f a m, that bitch sold out an entire army of Alberto Barbossa's
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>>25982039
I think there's not much lore evidence that either side is correct so it doesn't matter if OP fell for her truths or not.
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>>25982039
>he believed their lies
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>>25980622
I married the one that always said she was itching for a fight. Haven't touched Skyrim in years.
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> not marrying aela for unstoppable money maker
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>>25980886
>>25981776
No, the game is glitched. Before you marry her, one of them keeps visiting her (and I think even can be seen sleeping in her bed) as part of the quest where you can help one of the guys who are trying to woo her. But, this behavior still continues *after* you have married her.
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>>25981057

>marrying a literal animal
>interacting with subhuman beast races
>not killing them all on sight

Yeah buddy enjoy your fucking skooma swilling, moon sugar huffing, criminal scum. Great pick. Way to preserve the human race race. This is the altmer's fault.
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>>25982365
Uthgerd The Unbroken
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No, I modded it and married this qt p2t
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>>25980622
No, I infected her with Lycanthropy so that she could be a carrier and spread the disease in Whiterun. That douche "ay lmao dragonborn neet" Nazeem suffered the same fate.
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>>25980673
this

married muiri after researching for the best looking cumslut
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why can't I marry her???

Rhida!!!
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>>25983823
Taking Dufont's sloppy seconds.
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>>25982566
>implying I'm not an Argonian
>implying I'm not keeping your race pure by keeping to my own
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Just rolled which TES to play and got Skyrim.

Any mods out that make melee fun? I remember when it first came out melee was so fucking boring compared to ranged.
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>>25980961
>Also, I didn't become a werewolf
There are people, in this thread, right now,
who didn't become werewolves
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No, I couldn't marry any of the girls I wanted to.
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Absolutely none of the characters that were marriageable I wanted. Fuck, they even had an Argonian but no yiff wife. I know I can mod it exactly how I want it, but it would take to much effort to make everything perfect, and if it isn't perfect I would rather not spend time playing game knowing it could be perfect
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>>25980622
No, I didn't know you could marry in this game.
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>>25980819
Lydia. I married her, then later joined the companions and decided I liked Aela the Huntress. I went on one last adventure with Lydia, and we had a terrible "accident" where I lobbed her head off. Then I came back to Whiterun and proposed to Aela.
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>>25982811
Sofia? My nigga.
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>>25984953
> furry
End yourself
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