So what do you guys do with your piss jugs?
>>25980151
Save them to make salt crystals
>>25980189
Are you making gunpowder?
>>25980151
Ferment them to make alcoholic substance
Not use them because I'm not an autistic retard who's afraid of the toilet that's 15 feet away.
extract phosphorus
>>25980354
you dont belong here fag boy
pour into.toilet and flush
what should I do with my pe
>>25980151
>Mount them under my car
>Attach a spray nozzle and small electric pump
>Wire pump to switch on dashboard
>Spray aged.piss all over tailgaters.
It's winter, so it'll go right up into their cabin if they have the heat on
>>25980151
dump them in the street, i usually go outide at about 1-2 am with all my piss jugs once a week. never been caught yet, i live in canada so most streets are literally dead that late at night.
>>25980354
it's not about being afraid of using the toilet retard, its about saving money.
>>25980530
genius. does old pee corrode or clog a washer pump?
>>25980530
this is probably my favorite pepe. It really shows how pepe can enjoy the little things in life.
>>25980151
Gravel pls
>>25980571
i prefer this pepe
Bad OP picture. That's not piss. That's a Lush golden egg bath bomb.
>>25980596
The problem is that he doesn't look very smug in that one.
>>25980569
Not really unless you have something serious wrong with your piss.
Urea is actually used to de-ice airport runways since it doesn't corrode aircraft parts
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>>25980677
do people really pay money to make it look like they liquid shit in the bath?
>>25980713
I was joking. It's clearly piss. Look at the bubbles. I wonder if these dumb whores will believe it though.
>>>/cgl/8829275
>>25980884
I've never filled my bathtub up with piss so I wouldnt know
>>25980151
Drunk them.
May the cycle continue.
Posting the legendary Omni-jug.
i give them to ray
>>25980151
I solidify them with gelatin and shoot them
>>25981296
jesus fucking christ how awfuI
>>25980151
you drug free anons could bottle them and sell them. not kidding.
How old is that?!
>>25981296
what the le fugg xDDDD
>>25981296
Are those teeth at the bottom?
>>25981384
how do you make that stuff? I need the recipe because
>>25980563
Are you fucking kidding me? Even in the most expensive areas, flushing the toilet will only add 1-2 cents to your electric bill.
>>25981410
>>25981441
>>25981446
I don't know. I remember someone posting it before and I saved it. I've created a Cheetos piss bag before. But that image was just over the over top.
I actually have an autistic story about my disposal of my cheetos piss bag.
>>25981296
hoIy hell
>>25981296
Whats in it????
>>25981624
It's the Omni-Jug.
I think it's a mixture of jizz, shit, piss, boogers, gum, etc.
I don't have one. My apartment maintainance shits didn't feel like fixing the toilet so I don't flush.
I make jenkem
>>25981738
post a pic of it
>>25981804
>>25981738
do it dnt be a faggot
>>25981296
What on earth is going on in there?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
>>25981497
ya, and just think of how many times you're flushing the toilet m8, thats a lot of fucking cents and its constantly adding up over the years.
why wouldn't you just piss in bottles and dump them outside to avoid having to pay thousands of extra dollars to mr shekelburg? and shit, well you're at it you should shower once a week and brush your teeth once a day as well. you're probably the type of retard that goes into wagecuck threads asking how the neets are gonna survive, its called not being an idiot and saving dollars wherever you can.
>>25982321
You are beyond repair.
>>25981519
i pissed in a quarter filled peanut jar all the way to the brim and then tossed it into my neighbors backyard, i had the lid opened as much as possible so the piss would spray everywhere once it landed, it smelled horrible.
i've also shat into a plastic sandwich bag, froze it, and then stuffed it into my neighbors mailbox
>>25982321
you alright bud? want to talk about it?
>>25982381
>be in college dorm last year.
>roommate was a huge normalfag.
>had parties all the time.
>refused to go out into the horde of people.
>found a Cheetos bag.
>use that to piss in.
>use tight clip to keep it sealed and to keep the smell in.
A month after starting my piss bag.
>Requested to move in with a friend ( because his friend dropped out and left )
>Had to get rid of piss bag.
>walk to garbage chute.
>piss bag leaking and dripping.
>toss piss bag down the garbage chute.
>burst, made the loudest fucking splash sound ever.
>mfw exactly when I heard the sound.
>walked away from the chute laughing.
To this day it makes me chuckle thinking about how bad it smelt down there and just the sound.
>>25980544
Why don't you dump them in your backyard?
>>25982321
Don't pourr them outside if anything pour them into the bathtub than take a shower to flush the piss down.
If you keep pouring piss outside your house it eventually start smelling REALLY REALLY fucking it might get bad enough that people will report you to the city.
>>25982441
Now that I think back to it.
There was one time where they were literally inches away from me while I was pissing in my bag.
And I'd piss off to the side of the bag so it wouldn't make too much noise.Once that bag filled up though I moved to some old cookie bags and some semi-large bottle.
>>25982487
the street is literally the best place to dump it
and i live on a hill so its even better, the piss just flows down to the bottom away from me
what the fuck
i am a visitor here and i thought the piss jugs think was a joke... jesus
i mean it was funny in tpb, but this is real life.
can anyone explain why you all do this?
>>25982598
I do it out of laziness. More convenient. But sometimes it's too avoid roommates friends.Another reason to make little piss bombs that explode when the recycling guys come around.;^)
>>25982598
I don't do it anymore, but I used to piss in bottles because I wanted my parents to forget that I existed. I didn't want to leave my room for any reason because I was a worthless NEET.
>>25982598
For a good amount of people here, it is. I'd definitely say more robots don't than those who do. But there are people that actually do that, as you can see.
>>25982598
>can anyone explain why you all do this?
literally read the thread
and why do you think there is anything wrong with piss jugs? what the fuck is the difference between pissing in a toilet and a bottle? there is no difference retard, so why the fuck do you care so much where i pee.
>>25982631
>>25982652
>>25982749
>>25982656
And then you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend.
This board needs to be wiped, I'm going back to /int/
>>25981497
>flushing the toilet will only add 1-2 cents to your electric bill.
>electric bill.
HOW CAN SOMEONE FUCK UP THIS BADLY?
>>25982769
>And then you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend.
i don't want a girlfriend, so i really don't give a fuck.
>>25982769
>I'm going back to /int/
Bye. Bye.
>This board needs to be wiped
If it gets wiped we'll spread outwards. You wouldn't want that would you?;^)
>>25982808
then stop complaining about not having one
>>25982631
i actually get that first part. when i used to get too high in college i would become incredibly anxious, to the point of almost like paralysis, and i think i can relate to just not wanting to confront a situation out of anxiety. and then it kind of compounds itself and is a reinforcing feedback loop - "It's been too long, I can't go out now.." sort of thing.
I feel for you bud. Things will turn around!
but desu i think the first step to turning things around is to use the bathroom like a 'normal' person.. take some xanax or something
>>25982845
when the fuck did i ever complain?
were you dropped on your head as a child? why would you say something so idiotic?
>>25980151
>piss jugs
what the fuck man
>>25980151
>2016
>using piss bottles
>not using diapers
>>25982869
holy shit talk about unprovoked aggression. i don't know what's going on inside your head. it's called painting a broad stroke. no wonder you have no friends if you treat people like this all the time
>>25982866
What's with this motivational post?
It really screams normie (I don't meant that as an insult.)
But really I just do it for the convenience and thepiss bombthing.
My roommates and friends hate me. I'm not as gross as my piss bottles make me out to be. They generally don't like me and especially the girls don't.
Don't worry about me senpai.
>>25982967
>using diapers
>>25983000
>My friends hate me
well then they're not your friends
>>25982984
>holy shit talk about unprovoked aggression
don't say retarded shit if you're gonna get assblasted when you get called out for it, this isn't reddit.
>>25983068
I think you misunderstood.
I thought it was already implied I didn't have any friends.
I meant
>My roommates and friends
As as in my roommates and their friends.
>>25983108
>don't say retarded shit if you're gonna get assblasted when you get called out for it, this isn't reddit.
damn son stop taking a fucking anonymous imageboard so seriously
>>25983111
yeah im definitely a normie. I also assumed that people who pee in bottles to avoid the humiliation of walking to the bathroom in front of other 'normies' don't actually want to do that. i dont buy that 'for convenience' bullshit for a second.
>>25982631
>>25983000
>piss bomb
How do you make one?
>>25983216
It is pretty convenient. I even do it when I visit my parents.
>i dont buy that 'for convenience' bullshit for a second.
Like I give a shit. If the normies are being too loud and throwing up in the toilet I have every right to piss in my bottles.
I take it my anime picture will trigger you?
>>25983240
And I just fill them up and put them in the recycle. And just hope they explode sometime in travel.
>>25983344
>i'm a proud loser
>i like being utterly repulsive in my habits and mannerisms
w e w
>>25983344
>I have every right to piss in my bottles.
Go ahead anon defend your rights.400 Pound fat bitch: "I have every right to eat what I want"
>>25983410
>>25983635
Don't know why so much rage is coming from the normies.
What ya gonna do.
>>25983691
You know you'd be all over some landwhales ass for eating like a fucking pig and arguing that it's her right.
It's my right to eat my own shit, but I don't for my own benefit. Which is also why I don't store piss in bottles.
I piss in toilets. I pissed in an alleyway on Friday night but usually I just use toilets.
>>25980151
I've been sending them to Flint Michigan. They need all the help they can get.
