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>tfw still live with my parents >19, neet >Did the dishes
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>tfw still live with my parents
>19, neet
>Did the dishes for them the day before
>They are actively taking money from me, saying I owe them because I borrowed money.
>you fucking what.
>I never borrowed any money.
>Become spiteful, actually need that fucking money.
>Piss on all the dishes.
>Dip them back into the dirty as fuck sink.
>Few hours later.
>tfw mother is running through the house shrieking like an autist
>WHO DID THIS
>WHO PUT THE DISHES INTO THE DIRTY SINK
>Try my hardest to stiffle a grin
>Letting it fester while everyone slowly realizes its me
>never do anything
>never lie
Nobody suspects at first
>Suddenly everyone turns to me and asks why I did it
>Tell her she's retarded
>points out how I don't owe them, in fact, they owed me for money they had borrowed.
>They all realize they're retarded
>give me the money they owed me and then some
>piss on the dishes again

Who here /mischief/ ?
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ey cycle
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shut up you fucboi
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>>25972240

ey bb
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did you try telling them to fuck off?
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>>25972312

No, but I pissed in their sink. To be honest I don't think there is a more clear or concise way of telling someone to fuck off.
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>open this thread
>teleport behind you
>nothin personnel
more like /owtheedge/
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black pepper die everyday and you piss in your parents sink
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>>25972130

you know what i think all this post-ironic meme shit is the 2000's equivalent of the Dada movement

it's degenerate
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>>25972294
b my gf dude (^:
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>>25972957

okay fampai
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