I can't believe I spent years learning how to play the guitar, bought this custom made one and still can't get laid. What's wrong with me? Pic related.
your guitar looks worse than you do
I picked out all the colors and had it made in Austin TX.
you're not saying anything relevant or you think you are but you're not.
>>25971741
did you try actually talking with her or were you hoping that you playing would magically have a girl find you attractive and fuck you right there?
>he fell for the learn guitar it'll get you laid meme
Girls don't care about the dedication and skill behind learning an instrument, if the guy if good looking but sucks they're still going to fuck him
>turquoise
kill yourself to death
>>25971671
>buying a custom guitar before making it big
you're probably a self absorbed and conceited cunt, thats the first thing
>learned guitar years ago
>all I do is practice
>people here I play
>DUDE I BET IF YOU JUST SHOW CHICKS YOU PLAY YOU'LL SWIM IN PUSSY
why do people think this?
Its such a lie.
Also, my baby in picture.
>>25971671
If you're playing basement shows at parties(thats where it looks like you are) and can't get paid your must literally be autistic and the girls don't want to take advantage of a retard.
>>25972614
https://lionsandtigerstx.bandcamp.com/releases
>>25972602
>shredder
I've been playing gigs for like 8 years at this point and I have only had one drunk girl approach me. Unless you're Chad mcsturdychin you're not going to get laid just for playing an instrument, literally no one cares
Well, it can't be your only quality going for you.
As usual, it works best if you have multiple things going for you. Being multi talented is where it's at.
Besides, you should just have fun and not give a shit what sluts think. Stop trying to "get laid". It's stupid and never makes anything better for anyone beyond maybe a minor satisfaction that leaves the day after.
>>25973062
Yeah I love yngwie and vai stuff. Here's some of my stuff before I got my jem.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=plynnsrg2lc
But I also compose my friend.
https://m.soundcloud.com/thewalruslounge
I suggest clicking the pushing wind and cruise the city, those are my most well put together stuff.
You look like a heroine addict.
Get some barbells and do 30 curls every other day and 36 push ups (3 sets of 12).
>>25973287
in guitar language doing that is called going full petrucci
>>25973315
In human language it's called not looking like a junkie.
>>25973232
Nice stuff. Obviously have legitimate talent (although I'm not a fan of shred guitar I respect it).
Keep at it man.
>>25973404
Thanks m8. If you're OP, you too. Nice song.
>>25971671
Your ear is huge.
>tfw no money to buy a guitar
i just want to play little songs to myself in my room
>>25973232
>>25972970
Ha, we're both from Texas.
Dallas here.
>>25971792
This 2bh f.a.m
>>25973585
You have a computer? Download a virtual keyboard or something.
>>25973594
Yo Dallas here, want to jam?
Just got this gorgeous thing.
