Okay brobots I'm stuck in my apartment with my girlfriend and her 6/10 friend. I want to have a threesome. We have drugs. We have booze. How do I make the move? Nubs decides. If you don't know what nubs is gtfo.
You're going to be hungover and single tomorrow
>>25970699
OH SHiT BOI I got dubs just whip that shit out in front of both their faces randomly
>>25970680
>I want
It's not going to happen
>>25970680
Just strut in naked and blame it on the drugs. Or try being funny with your dick.
>girlfriend
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE
>>25970753
Rooooooo Normans get out!
Fuck off. If you think there are ANY genuine autists here, just fuck off with your naivety.
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>>25970719
Can you not read faggot. That's nubs.
>>25970680
If it wasn't discussed before and you're not at least 7/10, your chances of this happening are slim to none.
The only way I could see this being pulled off is if you found a way to all get into a close proximity and you were able to subtly touch both of them simultaneously. Just build a blanket (with pillows) fort, drag a TV in with the drugs and booze, then start the party.
>>25970793
and now I'm testing
>>25970680
i hope u got extra food and drinks, op.
>>25970818
It didn't work because I'm retarded and literally can't stop sucking cock
Filthy junkie I hope you overdose you disgusting, obnoxious subhuman.
I tried it before OP, it won't work out, don't do it.
Even if you get them to (reluctantly) agree to do it, threesomes don't exactly work out for the guy unless those chicks worship your cock. It'll probably just end up with them lesing out on each other.
What if your girlfriend tried to get you to have a threesome with one of your guy friends? You probably wouldn't like that.
