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>lean and quick, fit but not strong
>somewhat good-looking, but not "admirably" so
>prefer to earn my own meals, but not too proud to eat someone else's leftovers
>possess some degree of the bravery of the wolf (alpha males like police officers and athletes), and the cunning of a fox (academics like computer programmers and scientists), but not nearly enough of either to directly compete with them
>prefer to be alone, but sometimes maintain a "pack" of three or four other like-minded individuals
>can be an apex predator, but only in environments that superior predators would prefer not to inhabit
Basically I'm a scrawny low-life with a few friends who will basically take what they can get from life.
dog
reasoning: I wanna fuck a dog.
wow this thread is gay and pathetic
shit reads like a tinder bio from a delusional autist.
Odd OP, i had a thought about this last month and came up with the same conclusions and coyote
I guess this place attracts similar people i guess
>>25966981
The furry initiation game ey?
Fine, I'm in.
Siberian Tiger. Strong, large and heavy, surprisingly athletic, cunning and predatory. Genuine apex predator, but cute af, and can spend the whole day being a chill mofo
Beaver
Reasoning: I look like a beaver.
>>25967269
timmy pls
>>25966981
Incubus is my spirit animal.
Not a male succubi, the band.
Reminder that the only way to find your spirt animal is too take shrooms and look in a mirror, you can't just decide it on your own.
Eventually your face will morph into what your spirt animal is.
I got tiger.
alien
>is from space
>>25967042
Yeah, I knew this shit would sound really delusional and pretentious, which is why I chose to share these thoughts with /r9k/ as opposed to people I know in real life.
>>25967269
Beaver too.
They are great engineers, enjoy the water like I do, and live somewhat in isolation.
>>25967354
I thought the purpose of the thread was to identify with an animal with similar traits, not gazing at ourselves while we're off our chops
>>25967482
Your subconscious knows better than you do
>>25967085
I started thinking about it after I got really high and crossed paths with a coyote in a secluded clearing out in the woods.
We both had the same reaction to each other: a brief flash of fear, followed by a quick trot to opposing sides of the clearing. Then we watched each other for a few seconds before going our separate ways.
Since then I've been like, really interested in coyotes.
Human.
Reasoning: I am a human.
>>25967490
My subconscious thinks up random stupid shit. I wouldn't trust it to drive a car, would you?
I took a test. Apparently I'm a fucking spider. Thought I'd be a sloth or a cat or some shit.
>>25966981
For me it's the great white shark: Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>25966981
I live in a perpetual state of anxiety
so mine is the rabbit
>>25967621
>I live in a perpetual state of anxiety
because you're horny and breeding all the time, as a rabbit?
Took a test before on this and it came back that my spirit animal is a LadyBug. I don't know why, something to do with "luck" even though I haven't had any luck with girls. I don't really understand why my spirit animal is a ladybug tbqh. If anyone can explain.
>>25967647
yeah I fap at least three times a day so there's that
Bear
I love to eat fish and berries, wander alone in the forest and avoid everyone that tries to get close to me but can be aggressive if someone invades my personal space and I would like nothing more than to sleep over the winter in a dark cave, which I pretty much do anyway because of seasonal affective disorder and Finland.
>>25967694
>Bear
>I love to eat fish and berries
well fuck. I guess I'm a bear then too, cause that sounds fookin delicious m9.
Ive had different animals come into symbolic importance in my life.
One girl said I was a swan. It's fitting, I suppose.
>>25967756
she meant that you were fucking beta mate
next time, slash her fookin eyes out
Question: If you had the chance to be reincarnated as a rodent of some kind and actually get to have sex for once, would you take it?
>>25967694
According to a test I would be a bear too.
Bears are fucking awesome thick skinned, fuzzy cuddly, eating honey, fish and berries and lazy.
Also I'm getting aggrevated when someone invades my personal space. Did you see what a bear swipe does? Well I'm not that strong but at least I lift.
>>25967793
We were fucking at the time tho
She meant more that I'm elegant and pretty to the point of almost being effeminate
I need a narcissistic, back-stabbing, shitty in general, coward, and spine-less (not literally) animal. Because that would be me.
>>25968101
A cat.
>>25968101
Probably some type of bird or fish.
>>25968101
You are a happy merchant
I still remember that one time I got an animal in a quiz which wasn't even animal-oriented.
http://pulptastic.com/what-is-your-personality-type-according-to-the-words-you-use/
My favorite animals are crows.
In terms of what I'm actually like, probably something shitty like a fat hamster.
>>25968101
snek
this is original
yall are like fucking otherkin
Snake.
Backstabbing, manipulative fuck. Highly venomous, shouldn't be around for too long. I also swallow.
Or maybe a blue ringed octopus, i'm kinda smart and really poisonous to others.
>>25968287
it's not a phase mom, i really am a dragon
>>25967561
That's completely different and irrelevant though.
No real reason, I just love the little guys
>>25968115
Cats are at least graceful and they are VERY loyal to whoever they are loyal to (pretty rare)
>>25968122
"there are more fish and birds in the earth than ideas in your philosophy, plato" -some greek dude
>>25968140
Not even qualifies as an animal
>>25968189
More like it, but a heavy emphasis on coward and spine-less, sneks are pretty brave and vicious.
>>25966981
i see coyotes in my neighborhood sometimes, they eat people's cats
i'm probably a goat
Hermit Crab
>Live mostly alone
>retract and hide in shell when predators arrive
>Most are nocturnal
>Live with a shell (hobby) until it is outgrown, then moves onto another
>Shell it uses is leftover from another creature
>sometimes develop a 'friend' with a sea anemone, trading food scraps for added protection from larger, scarier creatures
>>25968567
sneks are pretty brave and vicious.
Not really. Isn't there a saying that goes like "the snake hides when spotted, runs when chased, bluffs when cornered, and kills when attacked"?
Either a raccoon, pigeon or mouse. I'm feelin all three of those equally.
>>25968287
If you suppress the discussion of people identifying with animals entirely you get furries. For the better part of human history, comparing people to animals was a major part of most cultures. It was only in our century or so that people thought of beastiality as SO disgusting that a fetish for anthropomorphized animals came to be a widespread thing.
Vaquita
>>25966981
cheetah because they're solitary and hate social contact. they also have legit autism and run away from their problems really fast.
>>25966981
How do you find out?
Can it change?
>>25968874
Ignore this retarded cocksucker. The internet made it easier to find and spread information, which includes information on fetishes and hobbies such as being a furry.
>>25966981
cave troll most likely
>>25967611
Bruh. Sharks aren't any of those things.
sry senpai
>>25969019
That entire sentence is a meme senpai
>>25968986
Before the internet, furry wasn't a fetish There was like, Fritz the Cat and maybe some underground Disney shit that no one ever saw. Other than that it was purely for the sake of character design.
>>25967042
Fucking kek. This guy gets it. And this comment is original. And jews did 9/11.
My spirit animal is a Ford Fiesta.
>>25969135
>Before the internet, furry wasn't a fetish
Yes, that is the point. Pre-internet shitting dick-nipples weren't a fetish either, but people discover shit and share it which helps people find out whether or not they're into it.
>>25966981
>Not being a jackal
Step up senpai
>>25969230
renard pls.Why did you delete some of your old albums you stupid fuck? you deleted literally every album that contained a song of yours I liked what the fucking fuck
This cat
He is my spirit animal
>>25969168
No, it just makes them invent stupid shit. Literally everything is a fetish now. It's become an unwritten law. How is that the same thing as those fetishes having always been inherent in our thoughts?
The Aardvark. It's solitary, quiet, nocturnal, ugly, slow, and doesn't feel much pain. Just a boring creaure, really.
>>25969341
this will be you in the future then
>>25969168
literally false
>>25969468
>literally false
As opposed to figuratively false?
>>25969411
You're entirely wrong
That level of confidence comes from knowing it's impossible.
This cat is on a whole other level.
>>25969403
That's an aardvark you dumb piece of shit.
>>25969639
Did you even read his post?
He explicitly said it was an aardvark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg
>>25969639
Not that guy but he said that name in that very post, so....
Just end me
>>25970136
link me to this test please senpai
>>25970185
This pls
All other tests I've seen only have the "good" results like bear, wolf, deer, hawk, owl, etc. I want a test with also the shit spirit animals.
>>25970185
>>25970350
http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-what-is-your-spirit-animal-test
I found it on google
>>25970380
>5
>Which is more impotant?
>having the freedom to do ANYTHING one wishes, so long as it does not infringe upon or harm another
>having a set of laws which makes society safe and predictable, even if it means taking away some liberties
what the fuck, this shit is hard. both of these kinda reflect my ideal societystuffs.
>>25970136
>25970136
Same fame, just end me. Ofvourse I would get a weasel
>>25970380
> 9
If you could have one of these supernatural powers, which one would you choose? (if you already have one, pretend for a moment that you don't)
TOPKEK
>>25970380
Didn't expect this one.
>>25970380
Cougar.
Pretty sad about it. Wanted dog.
How many of you are furries or will become furries because of this shit.
>>25970810
desu, while feral creatures are hot, I don't fancy actually being a feral creature. This isn't influencing my furryness at all.
Where can I check my spirit animal?
>>25970934
http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-what-is-your-spirit-animal-test
>>25966981
ITT
post fursonas
>>25970508
>infringe upon or harm another
What a vague and wide clause. If you think about it a certain way, both answers are the same.
>>25970876
ferals are a subset of furry. and honestly are a lot more sexy than furries.
>>25971085
Of course, I got a mouse. This test is absolutely garbage.
Wolf, okay i can deal
>>25967370
Easy come, easy go cowboy
>>25967611
massive underrated post
>>25966981
are niggers animals?
then im a nigger, Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>25967042
this thread is likely the pre furry stage
>>25966981
People always say I look like a bird I think my spirit animal is a pigeon
>>25971243
wolf is the main autism animal
Sounded shitty at first but the last line makes it sound kind of cool.
