>at work
>bored as fuck
>see a cockroach on the flood near me
>try to make him fuck off
>doesn't want to move that much
>he seems cool I guess
>grab a piece of paper to pick him up
>inspect his body
>he is missing a limb
>decide to keep him near me and check on him occasionally
>just sits there moving his antennas around
>mfw befriended a crippled cockroach
>>25961224
Get him a sugar packet or something.
Also timestamp pic and roll to name him pls.
>>25961224
Figure out what cockroaches eat and feed him.
Also, provide picture.
>>25961224
You should name it now and care for it till it dies
>go to cafeteria
>take sugar packets
>give him sugar packets
>name him
>get a Tupperware box, punch holes in the top for his house
>you now have a pet
>>25961224
DUBS names OP's cockroach
I propose Alfred
Rolling for quentin
Dubs and his name becomes Elliot
In honour of the true king of r9k
>>25961224
>>mfw befriended a crippled cockroach
Big deal, this happens all the time in Steam threads.
>>25961567
stew
oringal comment ree
OP here
I can't name him because a co-worker saw me with it and freaked out. I put him back on the floor let him go after a while.
Probably dead by now :(
>>25962061
Don't worry wherever he ends up he will be fine
Ur a nice human bean op
timestamp and pic please OP
>>25961567
Rolling for Candy Ass Roody Poo
>>25961567
Rolling for Turk.
>>25962061
Don't underestimate the resilience of the cockroach. Ever see that episode of the Fairly Odd Parents?
>>25961567
Call her Valentina.
>>25961567
name him jerry
>>25962565
rolling for Turk, desu senpai
>>25962061
Fucking normies. OP just wanted a friend.
>>25962061
fuck that person man. i bet it was a stacy. people are so disconnected with nature now. fucking cunts.
>>25962673
>I-I'll be ok...
>>25962061
He will do just fine.
