How the fuck do you even fuck?
WHATS THE POlNT OF EVEN LIVING IF YOU CANT PUT YOUR DICK IN A VAGINA
>>25952505
What does putting your penis inside a vagina feel like?
>Insert benis
>Thrust
>????
>PROFIT!
>>25952734
Just buy a fleshlight. It's literally the same thing tblqfhf (to be literally quite fucking honest senpai)
>>25952791
I think I'm going to purchase one, I just need a bloody way to deliver it home without some cheeky neighbour noticing it.
>>25952761
Thrust once? Or a few times? Do i leave it there or put it in and out?
>tfw this bitch is probably way taller than you
>tfw if you were hitting it from the back while standing with your back to the wall, your head would be resting on her shoulderblades and she'd be reaching back and pulling your hair
>tfw you've been in this situation
>>25952734
Warm and Wet
Put a hair conditioner in your hand during a hot shower and beat it with a fairly loose grip.
Feels exactly the fucking same but better cause your bed doesn't smell like vagina afterwards.
>>25953040
They come in a box like anything else mate
Well, if you live in the USA anyways.
>>25952505
Are you going to have sex soon anon? Who will take your virginity?
penis goes in vagine
move a bit, feel good
pee a little
done
>>25954115
not Op but im 23 ksv and am probably gonna get a prostitute very soon. bad idea? good idea? any one have experience with hookers before?
>>25953857
>coldh
If you fucking betas keep living your life based off of women you will regret this shit.
As someone who has dealt with women and dealt with all the shit that comes with it. I can tell you, you dudes don't want this shit.
No good will come of you shacking up with a women. You will fucking regret it.
Every dude ever who has dealt with women and wasnt some super cucked asshole has told you time and time again that women fuck up everything like it is a fucking agenda.
Get some fucking hobbies, workout, enjoy life and stop this stupid ass mission to fuckin ruin your lives.
>>25954167
which kind? a street hooker or an escort?
street hookers are the way to go, if you like STD's and getting caught by the cops.
>>25954167
Better than getting a relationship.
smack a railrod conductor around until you've had enough of his gib and go into the supervisors office and phone his grandparent to tell him no train comin den run to the store and get cologne on penis until you call the police and say you need female officer cos you got burned dick and the put ice on ur nob and then you cum
>>25954378
prostitution is legal here so there arnt any dirty crack hookers really unless your really want one. so probably closer to an escort
>>25954080
>Smelling is the best part
>Sometimes their pussies are like a work of art
>But avoid used roastie pussies
>They smell like a wet fart!
>>25954436
Then go for it dude. Hell like I said you can skip the bullshit and get to what you really want.
>>25954436
Honestly though, it may feel good, but there is nothing like emotionally destroying them. breaking a woman in, having rough sex, and then eventually leaving her with no connection on your end. That my friend, is the best sex.
But escort pussy is still good pussy.
>>25954507
i have 1 more chance to get pussy for free coming up soon, in all likeliness ill not get any and then ill probs just get a super hot hooker. tho it still feels shit to pay for sex especially for the first time.
>>25954640
No pussy is free, you will learn that if ya keep on being stupid.
If I was where hookers are legal I would be at that shit all the time.
>>25953058
Depends. How long do you think you'll last?
>>25954673
yea i know its not "free" but it would be nice to pick up a girl for my first time, now that im not socially autistic any more.
>>25954348
>>25954403
>>25954507
do you tell yourself this so it doesnt feel so bad?
I've learned from personal experience that girls being on top makes me cum really fast, though I guess it depends on the person.
I like to go missionary and maybe doggy before letting her take the reins and milk my cock. Which especially for hookers I have to do to get my money's worth.
>>25954740
Sure it feels bad that women have become the way they are. Hell any guy that says different is a liar. I would love if women were like the movies.
However, they aren't, and you will regret your time with them I can assure you.
However keep trying to think what you said is an insult.
Hell I feel bad about a lot of shit that I think is tragic and should change in this world bet you do to.
However, when something is not gonna change, you avoid that shit.
You are basically saying, yeah it sucks that that pond over there is full of man eating crocodiles, but hey, go in it anyways and swim.
I love to fucking swim, but it is not worth being eaten by crocs to get my dick wet. I feel bad I can't swim in that pond, but I am not stupid enough to go do it.
>>25953040
The ups guy knows what it is. He looked at me like a freak when i got a BIG heavy box from them. I ordered ass, mouth, vagina, and got a free roastie lisa ann fleshlight plus TONS of lube.
>>25954740
I know a girl who talks just like that to my friend. He's a sad beta. I'm his friend out of pity. Girls berate him like the caption in the picture but he takes it.
>>25954884
If you got guy friends you know a dude that takes this exact shit.
It is terrible dude, just fucking terrible to see friends treated like shit then just grovel.
