>qt girl with her friends at uni cafe smiles at me and keep looking over at me
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
"HI MY NAME'S ANON AND I THINK YOURE SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE PLUS OTHER PHYSICAL FEATURES LET ME INFER OTHER ASPECTS OF YOUR PERSONALITY THAT I DEEM AS POSITIVE TRAITS SO SINCE YOU RECIPROCATED ATTENTION TOWARDS ME I WANT TO COURT YOU"
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If you're not a Chad, do nothing. Otherwise do anything you will succeed.
>>25942279
Say exactly that.
Guranteed pussy, maybe even some of her friends will join
>"wanna smash?"original
>>25942308
HOW DO I KNOW IF I AM CHAD OR NOT
SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH THEM GOOD FUCK ME EYES DOES THAT MEAN I AM CHAD??
WHAT ARE THE RULES TO THIS GAME AND WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED??????
>>25942279
that honestly sounds amazing
>be girl
>at cafe with my friends enjoying ourselves
>weird dude with greasy hair keeps looking at us
>try to smile back so he doesnt murder me
>tell my friends i have a bad feeling about him
>point him out
>they start making fun of him
>lightens the mood alittle and i laugh too
>he keeps staring at us not even knowing we are roasting him
she's smiling because you are hilariously ugly, she doesn't want to fuck.
"So what's the hussle? You girls gonna mug me the second I walk out of this cafe?"
>>25942442
"I will fucking murder you girls if you make even the slightest movement towards me as I walk out of this cafe. I'm a black belt in brazillian jiu jitsu under the gracie family and a 12 time muay thai world champion fucking get at me and i will spill your blood all over this shiny new floor"
>college
NORMIES GET OUT
>look at me im training to be a wage cuck xd xd
>>25942772
>hehehehe my parents pay for my college
>they put 1000 in my checking account every month
>cant wait to spend all my money partying on friday night with coworkers
>i love college
