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Why are women like condoms? They spend 99% of their time in
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 09:26:44 Post No. 25934926 [Report]
Why are women like condoms?

They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick.
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 09:27:35 Post No.25934936
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What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?

Her ankles.
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 09:28:44 Post No.25934954
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What's the first thing a woman does after coming out of the abuse shelter?

Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her.
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 09:31:43 Post No.25934980
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 09:31:43 Post No.25934980 [Report]
women are like blue jeans. they look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:22:16 Post No.25936187
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:22:16 Post No.25936187 [Report]
More like

Women are like condoms.

I got neither.
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:30:47 Post No.25936278
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:30:47 Post No.25936278 [Report]
>>25936187
this

Women are like condoms.

I have never put my penis in either.
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:42:38 Post No.25936401
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:42:38 Post No.25936401 [Report]
>>25936278
>>25936187
You can stop samefagging, roastie,
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:44:52 Post No.25936421
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:44:52 Post No.25936421 [Report]
>>25936401
Gutentag Reddit!
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>>25934926
my woman is like a god, I think about her but she doesn't exit
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:50:43 Post No.25936481
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Anonymous 2016-01-22 11:50:43 Post No.25936481 [Report]
>you bought her wine
>she sucks dick on a twitter vine
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how are women like burgers?

because theyre fat.
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