>work third shift in a restaurant
>tendies when ever I want
>no business whatsoever so I literally get paid to browse 4chan all night
>mumsy gives me GBP for every shift I work without getting in trouble
>spend my paychecks and GBP on more tendies
Feels good knowing I've beaten the system. Pic related, its my midnight tendies and ranch dipping sauce
>ranch
>not BBQ
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>25931972
This is the kind of stupid shitposting that made me wordfilter "tendies"
>>25931987
ranch and honey mustard are the best tendies dipping sauces, you can't argue with fact anon
>>25932092
this tbqh desu senpai
>>25931987
Not OP here. I'm all for sum good ass barbecue sauce but nothing beats some good ass thick buttermilk ranch on some dank ass tendies
>>25931992
You can't deny that I have it pretty good
>>25931972
Sounds like a good life, to be honest.
What are you drinking with your tendies?
>>25932092
Replace ranch with buffalo sauce. There is L I T E R A L L Y nothing better with tendies than buffalo sauce and honey mustard.
>>25932522
yes there is, its replacing buffalo sauce with ranch and honey mustard
You are living the life anon. I wish I had free rein like that. Tbh it reminds me of this pic
>>25932563
Look at this god nectar and tell me that's true. It's orange glow washes over everything and creates a warming love. the only thing ranch is good for is making people obese.
>>25931987
>BBQ
Sir, this website is for users that are ages 18 and older.
![dq-chill-and-grill-m[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZXqiPA9.jpg "dq-chill-and-grill-m[1].jpg")
Same bro.
>work at dairy queen
>make all the tendies i want because manager doesnt care
>have gained probably 20lbs since i started working there
>>25932672
I'm pissed the cotton candy blizzard isn't permanently on the menu. I haven't had one in years and it was the only reason I'd ever go to DQ
>>25931992
the tendies and GBP was a short lived meme that was quickly picked up by /r/4chan who now use it to try to fit in
>>25932740
i fucking love that shit bro
Jesus Christ I thought the whole tenders thing was just a meme but in this thread there are human beings that are actually arguing over which dipping sauce is best for their chicken tenders.
>>25931987
>not honey mustard
back to reddit you go
why are you costing the restaurant owner money you fucking faggot
>>25933061
lay off and let the man eat his tendies in peace
>>25932563
>>25932609
Can we compromise and agree that buffalo ranch is the best dipping sauce known to man?
>>25933083
fuck you, you know nothing about true dipping sauces, I will never give into your disgusting ways
>>25933061
Because they're fuckwad pajeets and idgaf about them
>>25932931
what's your favorite dipping sauce for your tendies anon
>>25933104
If you don't think pic related is tasty as fuck I don't know what to tell you.
>>25933194
you'll never be able to convince me anon, if you like spicy why don't you try some delicious jalapeno ranch?
>>25933260
>jalapeno
Absolutely disgusting. You are a foul man, anon, to corrupt pure ranch with such a niggardly vegetable.
>>25933194
I'm buffalo guy and I will say I'll eat anything with buffalo in it. I can compromise unlike that overly creamy faggot.
>>25933260
>ruining the nectar of the gods with subhuman jalapenos
Fucking disgusting
>>25933288
>>25933325
I'm sorry that I want to add a little spice to my ranchies every once in a while, what's the harm in that? would you rather me have to settle for chipotle ranch? I'm a man of many ranch tastes, but chipotle ranch is not one of them.
>>25933296
did you ever stop and think that I would eat anything with ranch in it, we're not that different buffalo guy...just a two guys who feel strongly about differences sauces....thats all
>>25933387
If you want to add a little spice there are plenty of other options anon. You don't have to immediately go for the most degenerate pepper. I bet you like pepper jack cheese, too.
>>25933401I'm lactose intolerant, cheese makes me sick and I can barely handle my incredible godly ranchjalapenos may be the most degenerate pepper but nothing care soil something as pure as ranch
>>25933186
Buffalo sauce, duh
>>25932740
dq guy here. ive only been working there about 6 months and when i first started we had a bit but it was disgusting. if they ever get it again make sure you get it when it first comes out. i remember someone asked for the cotton candy when i first started and it was literally rock solid in a dirty container in the back of the freezer. we put it under the heatlamp for the food so it would melt a little bit.
my location is pretty dirty tho
