You will never be a father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXYpJupNLSA
>>25929355
That's better. Raising human children is such an intricate affair, i'd fail on so many levels.
>>25929473
theoretically I know how to raise kids, I just have to do the opposite of what my parents did, I just don't have the determination
>>25929355
Single dad with a daughter. Unfortunately can't take her fishing since I don't have a car.
>>25929355
Dude trust me it's hell. I've got two already and waiting on the birth of my third.
I should have just stayed alone forever.
>>25929355
years ago there was an animated show called "god, the devil and steve" or something like that, i don't remember exactly.
it was about a guy that could talk to god and the devil throughout the day, and only he was able to see them.
anyway, there was an episode that stuck with me to this day. the guy was kind of strict with his child but not quite as his dad, and in one discussion with god he allowed him to speak with his own deceased dad. he told him that his dad, steve's grandad was way, way more strict than him, and it all just ends with trying to pass a lighter ball down the road.
it really stuck with me because this is how my family has been, but it ends with me because i decided i will not pass the ball at all.
>>25929561
this makes me feel good about being a 22 year old kissless virgin
>>25929473
It's not that hard. 16 year olds do it every day. It's really more labor intensive.
>>25929561
Soon to be outnumbered. A strategical disadvantage. I'm done at 2.
>>25929674
Don't get me wrong, I'd hate being a khhv but having seen the other side I can tell you how shit it is. It's love and joy and pride but also the bad things too, like shame and rage and cruelty. If I was a homebound NEET I could have just taken care of myself and not have to deal with real life.
>>25929726
The trick is to find two different women to knock up.
>>25929808
Two baby mommas sounds like a lot more stress than 3 kids!
>>25929355
Dude I totes have a daughter. She's da-dorebible
>>25929888
Like I said, it's terrible.
>mother and sister trying to set with me up with women
why do they want me to embarrass myself?
I just want to go to work, play video games and watch anime and if I get a GF I will have to stop anime and vidya which is not worth
>>25929630
https://youtu.be/BSgY_pscJ8k?t=1m22s
>mfw I'll never have a daughter like Louise Belcher
>mfw I'll never have a son like Gene Belcher
>>25930000
Quads demand you fuck bitches.
>>25929355
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUP REEEEEEEEEE
