You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are yourself female.
I can have sex or get into a relationship with an attractive woman whenever I please, but I choose not to
how does it feel
I once slept in the same bedroom as a girl and held hands with her while on public transportation.
Found out later she wanted to fuck me. But everyone thought she was weird and it would have been weird if I had fucked her. Still, should have done it just to get it over with.
I put a baby in my girlfriend and then coerced her to scramble it.
>>25925912
Here's your (You)
Originality
>>25926050
awful, I hate myself
>Get dragged to a strip club
>Getting tits in my face is so outside of my reality I can't even enjoy it
>Friends think I'm gay
>Might as well be
I used to have a female friend and had meaningful conversations on skype.
Still kv tho.
>tfw had a gf once three years ago
>held hands, cuddled, but never kissed
>4 months ago a qt kissed me on a dare
>month after that she kisses me on my birthday
>month after that (late December) I hang out with a really good friend
>go back to my house and watch netflix
>end up cuddling
>see her a week later, makeout
>week after that she comes over and gives me a blowjob
>two days ago, comes over, I finger her and go down on her
>get another bj
>driving her home, says we shouldn't do this anymore (we were sort of kinda dating at this point)
>tfw will miss kissing her the most
Kill me. Also sorry for breaking the rules of your thread, but less than 6 months ago I was a kv. Things can change!
>>25925879
God I love Rashida Jones. She's so cute.
I have a job, but I am alone way too much, I don't socialize enough.
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
I'm 26 KV; I'm pretty hardcore, but this is just too restrictive.
>hurdur fuck you normie you've had a friend with a vagina and enjoyed talking to a girl before
A friend of my sister's held my hand once. I think she found me cute.
That was before I hit puberty of course. I turned ugly after that.
>>25926548
>hurr durr
You clicked on the wrong tab, friend. Reddit is that way >>>/r/4chan
>>25926306
How old are you?
Original goddamit
Sadly enough, I have never done a single one thing from the list
I'm so afraid of women that my "eye contact" is "eye to mouth contact"
>>25925879
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
never
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
nope
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
lol no
>enjoyed the company of females
nope
>had a female friend
never
>held a girl's hand
never
>kissed a girl
never
what do i win
>>25926002
You're durnb
>>25926306
How old are you faggot? "things can change" means nothing if you're still below the age of 22.
>Girl accidentally adds the wrong person on Bebo [Me]
>I ask her who she is and why she added me and she says the above
>One day message her out of the blue and we start regularly talking
>Met her in person and we hit it off
>I didn't like her at this time even though she was a qt3.14
>Normally if I liked a girl I'd act like mr nice guy and put her on a pedestal etc etc
>Because I didn't like her I'd act confident and banter with her a lot/jokingly tease her
>You could tell she was attracted to me
>Starting giving off very obvious singles, I ignored them all
>Invites me to her house to watch a movie
>She looked so fucking cute
>Started watching movie and she came over to cuddle
>Halfway into the movie she said she liked me and tried to kiss me
>Rejected her and continued watching the movie
>Next day she confronts me in school and tells me she knows I like her and should stop being a pussy and ask her out
>Reject her
I am awake at night sometimes what the fuck was wrong with me.
Not only was this girl incredibly cute, her personality was top of the line and you can genuinely have a decent conversation with her.
Tfw still kissless virgin even though I had so many chances with girls
>>25926306
If she's letting you into that much, you can press for more.
Text her if she wants to come over, she says no, you say come on it'll be fun, she'll say no, then you say your loss what you up to anyway?, then after 3 or 4 replies ignore her for two or three hours.
Then when she asks where you were, say just at home, you left your phone upstairs on accident.
If that don't work, try again asking her over a week later and if that fails, fuck to the bitch and delete her number.
>prolonged eye contact
Girls stare at me in that subtle sort of way. When they look at the ceiling to get a better corner-eye view of the direction of your gaze. Every girl does this.
It can't be helped unless I were to rip off my face or wear a mask.
I am a KHV because sentiment of any sort repulses me as per the stereotypical high functioning autist. Tattoos, jewelry, nuanced views or colloquialisms, these are all wrought of the societal structure built wholly on the desire to scrape by in this hell, and therefore bear with them stark reminders of the cruel reality of existence. They are literally like symbols of suffering to me.
Thank god for anime desu.
You've never even had a meaningful discussion with a girl? really? Thats fuuuuuucked
> sit next to qt in class
> always watch her, look at her face
> every now and then look at her lips
> notice the small and subtle movements of her soft lips
god if only i could kiss her
22 kv reporting in
>>25926822
You get to be a wizard
28yo kv here
this place feels like home.
>>25926841
I'm 21, almost 22 though!
>>25927002
Haha I know. I'm just giving it time. I know her well and I'm certain she'll want to continue things. She's freaking out atm for some reason. Just have to wait it out.
>>25926306
Just realised. When I said "my birthday" I meant hers.
I'm thirty eight years old
Bump
Original post coming through, baby
>>25926445
Currently halfway through parks and rec on Netflix. I love the show and I love her
>>25925879
>>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>implying anyone can do this
>>25926822
A robe and wizard hat
>>25927164
>sitting next to a girl in class
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT
