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I'm in Louisiana and getting my first apartment Can I get
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I'm in Louisiana and getting my first apartment
Can I get advice on how to make sure ooga boogas don't break into my home when I'm sleeping or at school
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Kill yourself and hang your body in front of the door.

That'll scare ooga boogas off
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>>25920937
>>25920937
>>25920937
>Kill yourself and hang your body

you can only do one or the other
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>>25920912
Move somewhere where no niggers live.

Alternatively, dig a moat (niggers can't swim), or get a pet dog and a pet cat. All niggers are afraid of one of these animals. Make sure the cat is black (niggers are superstitious), and make sure the dog is big. Good luck. Get a gun. Welcome to Louisiana, get out while you still haven't been raped by a nigger.
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>>25920912
I also live in LA and have been living on my own in a black neighborhood for over a year.

Befriend your neighbors. The biggest difference between where I live and any white neighborhood I've been in is that there is actually a sense of community. Everyone really does know each other. You'll never be a part of that community because you are a white outsider, but be nice to your neighbors and you'll at least be cool enough to not get raped or robbed.
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>>25920912
Blacks generally won't do something as hard as a break-in unless they ~know~ it'll pay off; best chance to not get robbed is don't leave valuables where they can be seen from your windows.
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>>25921131
Why the hell would he hang out with niggers? Niggers kill their friends all the time so getting to know them won't solve anything.

Only a naive beta would relax around niggers.
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>>25920912
Set up bear traps near windows or doors. They will only break in once and require an ambulance.
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>>25920984
Not if you hang yourself before dying
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blacks are natural born master lock picks so you need to get a gun
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>>25920912
OP do you go to LSU?
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>>25923440
no. i live in baton rouge but leaving to either lafayette or hammond
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>>25921747
That's illegal.

He'll only get into legal trouble if he does that.
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