>tfw never get to be naked
>tfw never get to fap while watching porn
>tfw never watch porn with sound
>tfw never can moan while fapping
>tfw never can buy fleshlight and thrust into it
Guys who live alone. How does it feel to do those things. I'am getting tired of just fapping into the Kleenex as quietly as possible. And as quickly as possible. I wanna hear her moan and I wanna moan as loud as I can. I wanna thrust.
>>25919880
>what are headphones
>what is not giving a fuck
Unless your Mom has explicitly said she'll kick you out for masturbating, she doesn't give a fuck.
>>25919880
yesterday I blew a load and fell asleep naked at my computer. Feels neutral.
It's pretty cool.
At first l believed the wagecuck meme, but l've been living with my parents for a year, and it sucks. I wake up at 1pm and do nothing until 3 am.
Then l became a cop (France) and it's pretty comfy. I get to spend my time playing vidya and fapping, it's the best
>>25920147
>what are headphones
Yea I don't want to be that guy who gets caught because he couldn't hear the footsteps.
>what is not giving a fuck
My family is not retarded like yours
>>25920345
>and fapping
Did experience change for the better?
.tfw never get to be naked
Why? the fuck is stopping you?
I lived alone for one school year, and it was amazing. Could spend entire weekends naked and masturbating all day, even could try new things like butt stuff.
One time I even made a simple dough of flour and water and stuffed it into a coffe can, then held it against the wall and fucked it. I didn't cum, and I needed to wash dough out of my pubes, but it was great to be able to try something like that and it defined that whole year for me.
>>25920631
I live with parents
>>25920736
God damn that looks like a great life. I'am just not that much into the dough thing.
men dont moan you gigantic faggot
>>25920859
Fine. Will grunting do faggot?
>>25920933
has anyone here actually moaned or groaned while fapping?
i know i havent
>>25920982
It sure adds to the experience. Tried it next time.
>>25920812
can't you sit in your room butt naked at 11 at night? what stopping you from doing that? I don't get this.
>19
>live at dad's house
>hump a flashlight almost everday
>don't give a fuck if he finds out, or hears
>atleast i have proof that i'm not gay
>>25920999
Yes, and if somebody opens the door? It's all finished from there. Man you guys are retarded.
I've lived with my parents all my life and I fap whenever I want and cum wherever I want and everyone knows but I don't give a fuck. It works for me. You can smell the cum from outside my room. So what.
>>25921022
>Implying cumming equals being straight
>18+ pls
>>25921023
who the fuck is going to open the door at 11 or 12 at night you fucking nigger.
i mean goddamn are you stupid? you're not literally banging on the wall, are you? people can't hear you fap. just don't scream like you're actually fucking someone -- you're not.
>>25921306
Yea, so next time when it's dead quiet and I hear a thump! thump! thump! I won't think it's someone fapping.
