Wew, wagecuck. I just woke up. But I'm still really sleepy and tired. Good thing I don't have work or school?
There is no better feeling in the world than being in a comfy bed wrapped in sheets with the heater going.
Then go the fuck to bed rather than posting on /r9k/
>Skipping sleep for 4chan
>>25915041
This is me but I have to get up for school in 10 min
Im also comfy in bed pounding beers....but i just got off work an hour ago.
>>25915041
>full night of sleep
Anon is tired when waking up
Nice way of life faggot
>>25915041
Thisblanket is also very warm and dry. Wagecucks probably have a cold and wet blanket because they cry themselves to sleep every night.
wagecuck here. just finished fucking my 80lb asian gf after coming home from working as medical researcher, creampied her pussy nice and good. The difference between me and you is that you fuck your hand and I fuck pussy, I will cure cancer and you won't. Have fun being a sloth, loser.
>>25915332
What happened when you woke up? Realised your boss needs a new yacht and needs you to work overtime? We wouldn't want to make your boss angry now, would we? Mush mush
Wagecuck here. Think I'm gonna go buy a double barrel shotgun this morning with all my wagebux, then felate the barrel and pull the trigger. I hate my parents for giving birth to me.
>>25915332
Lol you actually think you'll "cure cancer."
>>25915370
>>25915400
>neetlosers desperately trying justify their delusions
>>25915414
At least I have dreams and aspirations loser.
>>25915443
Your dreams are ridiculous. Cancer isnt one entity, it makes no sense to say "cure cancer."
You might as well say "cure infection." Besides, a good amount of cancers are curable already.
ahhhhh I think I'll do a few hours of coffee and one-hitters to get myself started today. Play some vidya around 11 and have a very satisfying lunch. Washed down with coconut water, of course.
>>25915557
>coconut water
Ewww senpai, drink some aloe instead
>>25915484
>this guy doesn't want to cure cancer
found the healthcuck
>>25915332
>>25915418
>>25915443
Yet again, wagies are getting BTFO and are in full damage control. Yet again, wagies are hurt, mad and upset
>hurt
>mad
>upset
You cannot make it up, folks.
>>25915638
gulp the pulp
i like it too
>>25915041
>There is no better feeling in the world than being in a comfy bed wrapped in sheets with the heater going.
Zero life, zero prospects, zero appeal, zero hope, zero life experience and zero net worth. Wow, it sounds so fucking attractive. Enjoy living in shit and misery until your kill yourself.
>>25917552
TICK
O
C
K
shouldn't you be shining schlomo's shoes right now?
I unironically think that this will be the death of the West
>>25917668
>shouldn't you be shining schlomo's shoes right now?
I'm self-employed, NEETscum. What I make, I keep.
>>25917668
Shouldn't you be screeching at Mommy to bring you your tendies while masturbating to Sailor Moon or something?
>>25917782
>>25917855
Kek wagecucks are getting fully mad right now. They're so mad and they can't win.
Wagies. Will they ever learn?
>>25918294
>Wagies. Will they ever learn?
We learned enough to go to college, get degrees, get jobs and make something of ourselves. What have you learned, apart from how to go on /r9k/ and post the same old NEET bleat every single day?
>>25918372
They haven't learned that because they're not actually NEETs, just people doing in-character trolling pretending to be them. All you're doing by responding to these threads and believing they're actually the pathetic cat food eating wastes of oxygen they pretend to be is egg them on. As long as you keep responding, they'll continue making these threads.
This is just the current meme thread for /r9k/ and I have to admit that for a few months I was right with them, pretending to be one of these wastes of space despite having an education and a cushy job. Now this this meme has been repeated over and over so many times it's just completely boring and dull. Kind of like the rare pepe threads that came before this meme.
>>25915332
>waggie actually brags about fucking an homosexual from thailand
now that's disgusting wagecuck, end yourself.
>>25918475
You keep posting the same reply though. So you're egging them on by trying to stop people from egging them on.
OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIT
