How do you feel about cute couples?
>matching clothes
>they say rawr at each other in a baby voice
>they use a lot of emojis when texting ^~^
>they speak to each other in baby voices all the time
>tfw I'll never been in a cheesy relationship
i just think of how many people they have under their belt with which they have done those same things, which then reminds me of how relationships are programmed into our minds as a mere method of survival.
that helps a little, to know they fell for the meme and I didn't.
at least thats what i tell myself
Bebe, you're genuinely mentally ill and I'm worried about you
>>25912183
I want to to be in a cheesy relationship too...do u?
>>25912096
>tfw we always hug each other on the bus, many creeps give glare at us.
>We always baby talk, refering to eachother as "Baby doggie" or "Baby piglet" or "Baby dino"
>We always say cheesy stuff like "I wanna be under your wing", ect
>We always respond to eachother on the phone with animals noises, I'll pick up the phone to hear her snort like a pig and I'll bark.
>We are so affectionate with eachother
>We are so comfortable that we see who can out fart who
>Sometimes when we have sex on her period, we'll both laugh at how nasty it is.
>When she comes, she'll quickly whine and tell me to hug her and start talking like a minion, saying "Banana" over and over until she falls asleep in my arms.
>We both wear animal onsies around the house, she has a sheep one and I gave a giraffe one.
>>25912233
>Tfw she also lost her virginity to me so our connection is so strong, been going on for 4 years
>>25912183
>>25912233
>>25912248
whether this story is true or not is irrelevant. the fact that you posted that, for whichever reason, makes me feel disgusted to you as a person.
lately thats all ive been feeling for people. disgust.
>>25912368
>tfw no bitter bf to fug
>>25912368
>Implying you're even relevant enough to warrant caring about your opinion.
Stay salty
>>25912368
Tell me your kik and we can talk about your feelings
>>25912446
i wouldnt feel comfortable. thanks though
>>25912509
I'm pretty cuddly
>>25912096
looks like bebe forgot her trip.
fuck off nigger
>>25912523
but im not xd
have a comfy night, anon.
>>25912368
>lately thats all ive been feeling for people. disgust.
Me too, anon.
Not even hate, just disgust.
>>25912096
Is your chink bf not cutesy enough for you?
>>25912581
Are you the guy that had sex with the tranny? You just use the same 'xd' face
>>25912233
This is disgusting you and your girlfriend are cringe please die
>>25912675
no, im just an unoriginal faggot.
>>25912683
How does it feel to know that you'll die bitter and alone? lmao.
>>25912412
>implying you're any more relevant
At least he doesn't double space like a reddit cuck would.
Tfw gf says rawr irl
Thank goodness im too manly for that other shit
>>25912766
Doesn't change the fact that you're still a salty bitter virgin though :^)
>>25912789
XD just get out normie cancer you're not funny nor original.
>>25912810
>XD
Ok Reddit, whatever you say.
>>25912096
I have the generic sour grapes spite for anyone I see in a relationship, especially cutesy couples like this.
>>25912904
Atleast you admit it, unlike >>25912368
>>25912683
>>25912766
>>25912810
>>25912999
not that i didnt admit it, i simply didnt address (sp?) the point.
i dont know how to describe exactly what i feel when i see couples out in public, mostly the ones that are in my age range, but yeah, it's most certainly something negative.
I don't feel anything, but I do usually see a vicious cucking in the dudes future. Very seldom wrong on that.
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>>25912233
It's time for both of you to go.
>>25912233
I hope that one day soon someone forces you to eat each other faces before slowly dipping you in a vat of acid.
>>25912183
>a mere method of survival.
Is that the need to reproduce?
>>25912096
me and my gf to a tee. we have a lot of dumb pet names for each other, and we cuddle and watch anime pretty much every evening when i get back from work. and we dress the same and wear p much the same size clothes. being a lesbian is ok desu senpai
i'm p. sure we drive everyone around us nuts or make them feel fucking sick. we're so cute and cheesy. people say they're happy for us but are they really?
>>25912233
That was vomit inducing
>>25912233
I no longer want a gf
thanks anon
>>25912233
This is fucking *holds up spork* tier.
>>25912233
This was too much.
>>25914700
>lesbians
>on /r9k/
Drop the fucking lesbian act, there is perfectly good robots that are on the edge of suicide and would kill for girls like you.
Why do so many non Asian people want to be east Asian?
>>25912233
*teleports behind you*
just another piece of scum
*unsheathes your life*
heh, nothing personelle
>>25912233
This is pasta material.
>>25916052
>Perfectly good
>Robots
Pick one faggot. Robots are some of the most unstable and disassociated people I have ever encountered.
>>25916189
The same reason so many Asians don't want to be Asian
