A Jinn appears and says he'll make you look like a male model, but you will also get a micropenis. Do you accept?
>>25911496
I don't get it, I already have a micropenis.
My dick is like 6.5 so can I like lose an inch for maybe a smaller amount of improvement?
>>25911496
No, I'd still be a social retard and I would get a micropenis. Fuck that.
>>25911496
Sure, why not. I'd influence people better and it's not like they can see through clothing anyway.
>>25911496
With a face like mine, I'd just need to do a little working out to look like a male model without the micropenis. No deal.
>>25911496
im pretty sure being a little skinny w/ average dick is better than having the best body with a dick you cant even fuck a girl with.
>>25911496
Say God beat him to it
I'm already tall and fairly good looking. I don't need my penis to become even smaller so I'll pass.
Can I choose to go androgynous male model mode, or trap?
Can I get full penis removal? Just asking the real questions here.
>>25911663
This guy gets it. He's the REAL meme-lord.
>>25911663
MORTAL, THOU SHALL TAKE IT IT LEAVE IT
>>25911496
>Jinn
You mean a djinn?
>>25911685
Literally came here to post this, that's Mahamoti Djinn!
>>25911684
dat typo do
ib4 origi
