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About to make big cums and grab an empty donut bag but wasn't quick enough and got cum all over my shirt and jeans edition
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>>25910794
go to fucking /soc/ you make these threads every day. go away
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>>25910818
Stay mad americuck
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Morning chums, bit dark out
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4th for posting waifu in an epic bread
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Tea and toast and wishing I was dead, yay Thursday.
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>>25910794
Why would you put that in the OP? What the fuck is wrong with you, besides being bent?
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>There are wagecucks waking up RIGHT NOW for work
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>>25911203
All I want is to protect this smile
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>tfw waking up to my local feminist cult getting BTFO

Pretty comfy tbqh lads

http://thetab.com/uk/cambridge/2016/01/20/exclusive-how-cambridges-student-union-allowed-drug-exchange-to-poison-its-self-care-facebook-group-65239
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>>25912230
>thetab
>whatsherface slag bitch

Bad post
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Shit mood lads
>tfw oneitis tells me not to make her feel guilty about not replying to my messages
If you're busy you could at least just say "talk to you later" or something, you are literally my only friend and I'm going crazy from not speaking to anyone for 5 days
Had a dream about her to, we were on some track in the woods and went to some swanky museum about victorian era dolls, then it got fucked up as we got to the top floor and someone had burnt all the dolls arms and legs off and pilled them in the corner
I can't stop thinking about her lads, she had the sweetest voice in my dream, I can't even remember how she sounds IRL
Might just end it all seeing as there's no hope

reading image cheered me up a bit
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>>25912438
Assuming you're not poleaboo, you may want to take a look at your life before you end up as poleaboo 2: electric boogaloo
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Been up since 8 after 4 hours sleep dess.
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>>25912469
When I inevitably fuck this up as I've done twice before I will just find a new oneitis to obsess over as I have twice before
I'm just going to not speak to her for 2 weeks so I can try to forget about her for a while, plus she never initiates a conversation anyway I can push the time length further
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>>25912552
Come on, be a good lad and take a clip or two of her taking a big, steamy dump.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E__0Py8as4E
AWWW NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
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>>25912604
It would be pretty good to have a few videos of her but I don't live with her like poleaboo did
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
OOOH MAMMA
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>went to Greggs
>got a bacon sarnie and a tea
>"milk for your tea is in the corner, sweetheart"
>"th-thanks"
>go over to where the milk and sugar is
>there's no milk left in metal jug thing
>a large queue has now formed with lots of people
>too scared to say it's empty so I leave

Guess I'll just drink it black
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>>25913159
Biy a pint of milk frim thi ship biy
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>>25913159
Do Greggs do hot bacon sandwiches? Or are you talking about those fridge ones with chicken?
Just a sausage roll pleb desu.
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>>25913235
Naa you get a breakfast deal where you can get bacon, sausage or egg. You can also combine two like bacon and egg or sausage and bacon etc.

You get a regular hot drink with it for 2 quid. Normally I'd get the coffee but it has tasted disgusting recently.
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>>25913235
>>25913254
Shit, forgot to mention, yeah it's hot. They have the sausage, egg and bacon in the oven then put them in one of those heat trays to stay warm. Sometimes you can get in at just the right time and the bacon will be hot and crispy
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>>25912614
Jesus bee holocaust. Just look at all dem bees. Unbeelievable. Bees...
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>one of my friends said I have the characteristics of a sociopath
>I laugh
>he laughs a bit
>turns to me
>"no but seriously, are you ok?"
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Going out today for the first time in 50 days to post ebay sales.

And it has to be this cold....
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Binged on caffeine yesterday and today my heart hurts like hell. Death when
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>>25913339
You're getting sectioned lad.
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>>25914020
Why would you binge on caffeine? Is the pay-off actually good?
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Thursday noon time political rap music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0IJBb3V1_w
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>>25910794
What kind of person wears jeans in the house, let alone wanks whilst wearing them?
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>>25914125
Me la, just encountered the same problem excet this time it's on the inside where the button is
I only own blue jeans, 1 black cargo trousers and 1 pair of tracksuit bottoms
I am a terrible person
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>>25914064
they will never take me alive tbqh
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>get a court summons dated 16th january and the letter was sent 19th jan
>just get it today
>I didn't pay council tax fees
>tfw im a student and dont need to pay it and I told them many times already
>tfw 700 quid charged

what do
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>>25914255
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
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>>25914255
just move to Thailand or Vietnam desu senpai and come to terms with the fact that you can never return
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LONG LIVE HOOKY STREET

VIVA HOOKY STREET
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>>25914277
Phillipines is where it's at.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grf4PJ4-QUI
TONIGHT, I WILL LUCID DREAM
T. ANON
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Im sick of being single but know no grills that are the least bit interested. When will the empty feeling takeover lads?
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>>25914403
What you need senpai, is an anime gf
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>>25911203

posting waifus, you say?
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>>25914434
I want to suck her toes
,lmkm,
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>>25914434
I'm not a fucking weeb though
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>>25914533
Then suicide is probably the best option tbph
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>>25914403
Convince yourself your asexual.
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>>25914403
>sick of being single
oh dear
>know no grills that are the least bit interested
oh dear oh dear

You speak like a true normie 2bh Jared
>>>/int/brit/
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>>25914277
>>25914264

I'm heading to the council now. I'm scared.

Rip
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>phone buzzes
>"OH BOY, FOR ME?"
>mfw just 100% charged
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I think I might be sick lads~

>tfw no nice anon to take care of me

J U S T~
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>>25914533

>21*96
>not being a weeb
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>>25914596

>he uses his phone so much that it needs charging sometimes

Alright popular pete, don't rub it in.
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>>25914633
I had a phone call earlier actually, from the job center
other than them it's my old dealer sending me texts about "sick blueberry 50 a q"
I leave facebook messenger open 24/7 but flick it off occasionally in hopes someone will talk to me, I've been doing this for over 2 years and I'm still waiting for someone to say hi
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just finished watching the entirety of three kingdoms lads. Now I feel lost and sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WJXSTfCOL4
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Thursday afternoon downtempo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-pPk2liF5g

>tfw window cleaner is outside my window and >just want to tell him to fuck off and stop cleaning my windows every month and charging 8 quid each time this is a fucking council estate we're not made of fucking money, you're fucking kicking us while we're down each time you visit
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>>25914580
Because I want to read a thread thar is 100% shit posts.

No thanks lad I'll be a failed normie here
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>>25914695

I felt the same way after finishing The Sopranos and Mass Effect.
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>>25914702
They do my nut in tbqh. I didn't ask you to do it fuck off you scroungers
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>>25910794

Went to the toilet last night which is the next room to my Mum's bedroom and she had just gone to bed, my arsehole explode diarrhoea, it was like a machine gun. My anus was the same as how your lips are when you blow a raspberry.

Fucking vile, I know she heard it too it was really loud.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu3AWEBf81o
This is what Americans think about us, America is literally just a corporation
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About to go and hand in my CV at a coffee shop lads. This is the most social interaction I'll have had all week and I need this wageslave job because my NEET lifestyle has no future at this point.

Hold me
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>>25914972
Im about to become a neet 26 days not including today to find a job.
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>>25914965
>caring about what americans think

They're big children with retard strength, just let them shout "WOOOO" and "AMERICA" until they get tired.
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>>25910794
Stop fucking posting this shirt every 2 hours
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NEVER catch the bouquet at a funeral
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>>25910818
so everything going to shit lads.

>I had the same dream again last night lads.
>go some grant money and I'm bonsai'ing
>onto the next thing
>solar particle penatrion of the sea
>The effect of light in high negative pressure
>a vacuum
>fucking around at the bottom of the sea
>the 11 year solar cycle is not going to be 11 years this time lads
>we taken out to much oil and replaced massive empty cave where the oil used to be
>just enough to of set a slow rising sea
>but the water be replacing vast caves of blackness we cannot see
>wake up
>go on 4chan

Where you raped by your mind in your dreams last night britfeel?

http://youtu.be/MQlJ3vOp6nI
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>>25915022
>Stop fucking posting this shirt every 2 hours
We make 2 threads a day at least you mardy twat.

Fuck off out of here you trampy yank.
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Found a rustlers chicken burger in the fridge
Prepare myself for
>Pull tab will snap off without opening the packaging at all
>Middle of the top bun will start going hard after you microwave it no matter what sorcery you employ
>Will taste disappointing no matter what extra shit you put in it
>Finish it, HP and MP restored "But you're still hungry..."
>No action packed trip to Detroit offer anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l123K2vooG4
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>>25915087
i love you so much for pointing these out
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>>25915087
https://youtu.be/bDac85FabTk?t=52
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>no one took the bait for the phishing site phishing
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>filthy whore is too embarrassed to press charges concerning the shower cam nudes
>wasn't too embarrassed by pressing charges on the stalking

Wonder how the bitch would like me sending the pics to all her classmates on her course after I lift the email addresses of everyone on the university system?
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>>25915184

Post them on here, that'll show her.
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>>25911074
Alright lad is it nice living next to a grave yard
>no noisy nebiours neeber
http://youtu.be/GgG4Xqrht5Q
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>>25915195
Already did that, it shook her, but I want to break her
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>>25915184
Sure, commit another crime.That'll solve everything
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>>25914081
Felt stimulated desu. I think I have a potassium and magnesium deficiency from the years of energy drink abuse. Whenever my heart hurts or is beating arrhythmic I can fix that by taking magnesium/potassium. Bananas and peanuts become life savers
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>>25915227

Can you post them again anyway?
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>>25915184
the words sad little man come to mind.
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>>25913212
Why? Fruit isle grab a hand full of grapes
>towards the dairy you must go
>leave the open milk at the front
>don't want it to stink later
>361 and out the front
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>>25915324
>sad
because of her

>>25915319
>>25915195
well, I don't exactly have them right now, I'm going to have to try and recover them from my laptop once I get it back
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>tfw no yolandi gf
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>>25915184
Have you tried blackmailing her to stop the charges.
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>>25915184

They'd probably just think the pathetic cunt who sent them should be locked up.

Dunno' who you are but you sound like a worm.
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>>25915184
>>25915227
>>25915345
>this fucking Elliot Rodger cunt here

loving every laugh, still can't really work out if he's serious or not
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>>25915472
Thought about it but she screenshots literally everything, she would definitely consider going to the authorities, down the line at least

>>25915505
It's not about them but how it would make HER feel
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So bored, might go to the shop to get something to eat
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>>25915607
blz add do lisd:
danish vanilla crowns
t. sburdo
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Having kebab with mayo and chilli sauce with chips tonight
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Told my dad not to pump my bike tires up cause I've got a slow puncture and there's no point in doing it until I need to use my bike. Told him this several times. Went downstairs and he's sitting pumping the tires up. I don't know why I even speak sometimes.
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I'm in sixth form doing applied ICT. Everyone's talking about dating/sex/etc and even the guy who's supposed to be teaching us get involved. As I got to get something out of the printer and he announces to the class:

"You're awfully quiet in this conversation, anon. Don't worry, there's no shame in being a virgin!"

Just fucking end it desu lads
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>>25915780
Why don't you fix the puncture?
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>>25915818

That's pretty vicious desu. You could make a complaint if he's a teacher, he shouldn't be talking like that.
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>>25915860
There's honestly no point, he's a temp because our other teacher fucked off and at least I've got someone to mark my work.

He's the typical mid twenties, fresh out of training nonce that tries to interact and get in on all the "banter".

Every presentation he's given so far has been riddled with shitty image macro memes, makes my fuckin skin crawl.
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>>25915087
>packed trip to Detroit
I know there just Rustlers but you'd think they'd put a more enticing prize on the table.
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>>25915942
>He's the typical mid twenties, fresh out of training nonce
Kek, they're everywhere. I remember hearing the one at my highschool fingered someone at the prom I didn't attend while giving his number to another.
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Polaboos mum just made him fish finger sandwiches
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>>25915942
What a fag report him
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Rachel Riley is starting to age a bit
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>>25916276
good. she cucked someone before it was a meme
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>sex crimes up
>violent crime up
>gun and knife crime up
>police down 17,000

Need to figure out where to move desu.
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>>25916300
Why don't you enlist and have some pride in this country.
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>>25915184
>wants her to press charges

Amir you stupid, stupid paki cunt
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>>25916325

You know there aren't fewer police because no one's signing up, right?
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Genuinely wonder how my family would react to me joining ISIS (compared to a lone wolf attack on British soil)

>less media attention
>written off as stupid/vulnerable instead of "evil"
>some in the community might hail me a hero

>>25916430
and the ones who do are complete scum
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>>25916462
There really needs to be an ISIS equivalent for suicidal western male NEETS
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>>25915087
microwave the burger only and grill the bun you fucking amateur
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>>25915818
Should have just calmly said "I kinda just want to do my work mate" and got back to what you were doing.

Anyway who cares what some Chad thinks? He's a temp teacher, hardly fucking exotic enough for him to mock anybody about anything.
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>>25916527

beta uprising when?

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>25916529

This. I can't believe people microwave the whole thing, who the fuck wants a soggy burger?
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>>25913159
>milk
>in tea
Are you 12?
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>>25916576
No I'm an anime girl
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>>25916593
Bake has cute character designs but it looks like harlemshit.
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just bought myself a pasta salad and its leaked all over my bag
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>crafted Jaraxxas 2 weeks ago
Just kill me

Bad day for Poleaboo

>>25916527
ISIS will still take you
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>>25916691
I imagine ISIS treats it's white members like shit, need our own faction.
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There is literally nothing interesting for me to do in my life right now, I mean nothing at all.
Literally I am looking for ways to make work for myself because if I don't I would just be sat here all day doing nothing but feeling bored.
Anyone else get this feel? I've never felt it before.
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>>25916713
The Chechens are the elite squad
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>>25916736

pasty british neet autists =/= elite chechens
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>>25916713
And we can make an anime about it.
>Welcome to the BBC
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Started eating healthy lads, actually feel a lot better. Only been doing it a few days, is this a placebo?

Literally gone from eating fast food, pies, crisps and sweets to healthy shit like chicken and salads etc
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>>25916736
GingIsis > PakIsis
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>>25916764

Fuck me I would pay good money to watch that
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>>25916736
>The Chad's are the elite
Better ship off tonight then!!
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>>25916736
There's a difference between a battle hardened gang of Chechens swearing allegiance to ISIS and a short tempered, fat, pasty bloke from Hull having a crisis after his wife leaves with the kids so he buys a Quran and a one way ticket to Istanbul.
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Burns Night on monday. Whose looking forward to their Scottish parent making them eat haggis?

every damn year
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About to go to the shop lads, anyone want anything?

also
>tfw haven't eaten anything for 24 hours

such a good feel desu~
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>>25916806
You sound annoyed you get to enjoy the brilliance that is haggis.
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>>25916822
don't bother looking when you cross the road, please
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>>25916822
pack of caramel digestives please
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>>25916822
you would be much happier if you ate more and exercised
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>>25916822
Yeah get me some pile cream
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>>25916835
Haggis is disgusting. It's like a turd wrapped in a condom and tastes of cheap mince.
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>>25916822

creme egg and a lunchables please

also eat something I get worried about you
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>>25916892
You must have eaten shitty cheap stuff then
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>>25916896
I remember when cream eggs were a decent size, they're pathetic now
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>>25916903
It's haggis, the whole idea is that it's shitty cheap stuff.
If you wanted quality you wouldn't buy a haggis, you'd get a steak or something.
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>>25916797
Reminds me of that comic were the guy joins ISIS after getting rekt by them then cucked.
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>>25916921

you're right, best make it two
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>>25916922
>you'd get a steak or something
Well you're the expert here mate.
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I worked out why Bruce Forsyth was pissed, he'd just seen these on ebay
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>tfw you will never have a black friend

;_;
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>>25916989
>tfw you'll never have to worry about a friend stealing something
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>>25916989
>tfw you will never be a beta orbiter

;_;
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>>25916999

>tfw a chinese boy at my primary school (99% white) stole my shiny Raichu

Ended up getting pokemon cards banned from my school when I used a bigger boy to get it back for me.
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>>25917064
>Poleaboo lost all his Pokemon cards when he gave them to another kid for "safe keeping"
>Poleaboo traded his shiny Gyrados for an Abra because he was told "second edition" cards were superior to first editions
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>>25917123
>Poleaboo got Pogs for his birthday, he lost them all the next day at school, he didn't even know how to play but the other kids made him gamble with them
>Poleaboo would buy marbles every weekend only to lose them the same way
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Gonna be another long night at work. Must have had 10 cups of tea last night.
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Rate my burger lads. 10/10 from me tbqh.
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>>25917170

Look amazing to be fair, but the red onion distribution is a bit off so I'm going to have to bump you down to a 9.2 out of 10. Sorry.
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>thinking about buying an item
>looking at reviews
>go to jewtube
>skip over all female reviewers and only watch male reviewers

Why is this? I don't hate women.
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>>25916775

Why are muslim converts always ginger? Is it because they get shit on by society growing up and nobody cares to stop it?
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>>25917195
>I don't hate women.
Then you're intimidated by them.
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Shit thread, /brit/ is better.
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>>25917207
Ermmmmmm...nope.
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>>25917039

I know that feel, a girl on my normiebook had her birthday, and a random orbiter from Russia or some other shithole bought her a hundred quid gaming keyboard.
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>>25917170
The beef looks freshly formed and not those prepackaged beef burgers so I'll rate it high.

Needs more onions though, I always go for a ton of onions.
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>>25917208
DUDE UNI LMAO XD
Nah, you're alright.
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>>25917195

Depends what it is I guess, like if it's a videogame all the women on youtube are on a whole feminism kick, so they're basically going to review it and either like it or hate on on how they feel the game presents women.

If it was something stupid like a lava lamp, then you're just mental.
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Have you lads seen these mad Americucks >>25911733
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>>25917220
Sure mate. Back to avoiding them lol.
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>>25917170
Pretty good that
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Nostalgia time: What colour x-brain did you have?

Red reppin'

Could rock the craddle and walk the dog but not much else.
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>>25917206
Pretty much, yes. Why you think so many black dudes gravitate toward it?
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Who /Eurotruck Simulator/ here lads?

Pop on the old FM, kick back and deliver some oranges to the savage Huns in Bremen.

I'm my own master, can have something on telly to keep my company and eat all the snackies I wish while out on delivery.

I am truly king out on these roads.
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>>25917263
it's good fun that thread
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>Hi

>We have uplifted your property which is substantial in weight and no doubt value. To arrange postage, can you advise of the approximately value of the goods for postage insurance purposes or would you prefer to arrange for a courier to uplift the box? All the items are in sealed evidence bags which we do not wish to open.

>Thanks
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>>25917271
I had a green one I could only walk the dog though I sucked. I was thinking about getting a yoyo the other day actually I dunno where you'd buy one these days though.
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>>25917271
I still have my red one
The string has seen better days though
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>>25917296
literally the comfiest game in history

i've want to spend my neetbux on a wheel/pedal setup but all the nice ones are too expensive
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>>25917296
Those games seem so popular, wonder how many people tried to get into the work irl.
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>>25916220
I love fish finger sandwiches
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>>25917338
is it comfier than anno tho?
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>>25917296
tfw on ubuntu now and can't play
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>>25917195
Men review things objectively

Women review things based off how it makes them feel
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>>25917360
Le Hitchens face :)
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>>25917360
Yeah, I think it's because I feel men are going to be more professional on the matter and not let their feelings get in the way.
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>>25917296
Wonder how being a truck driver is like, being alone driving across nights listening to podcasts and getting paid pretty good because people burn out from being alone and travelling all the time.
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>>25917338
I bought a G27 wheel and stand.....I've used it probably 5 times.
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Went to asda.

instead of getting their bread that's always one day from being out of date due to their new wastage policy, I just bought a loaf of bread that wont go out of date till the 27th.

I fucking showed them. don't think anyones buying their bread anymore cos the shelf was full.
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>>25917195
Women don't know shit about products. While most retard male reviewers certainly will just read off a specs list and shill for shekels, you can be assured that ALL females will read the specs list.

Duck women
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>>25917386
From what I've seen, the long periods alone in a space smaller than a prisoner gets make it harder and harder to interact with the outside world effectively... sort of like sitting alone in a tiny bedroom for weeks on end without talking to anyone.

We're webtruckers ;_;
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TOP QT KATE ON THE CHASE
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>>25917443
you just described my life.
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>Fancy something home-baked
>Tell myself to buy ingredients for biscuits next time I go shopping
>Just get 3 packs of Maryland cookies instead
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>>25917443
Haha why would anyone be stuck in their rooms surfing the internet and playing video games all the time.

Wouldn't they get depressed and sad and have no lives, friends, girlfriends or work?

haha nobody would be dumb enough to do that right? haha
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>>25917449
>Cage fighter
>Fights Chads
Gross desu.
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>>25917359
Install WINE you might be able to run it off there.

>>25917342
>>25917386
On the one hand the independent factor is nice but on the other if you weren't a robot before enlisting you'd probably mutate into some hybrid one during. It can also lead to some health concerns I've heard of including but not limited to: weight gain, back issues and weakening of muscles not often used anymore. The trick with it is to make enough money to start your own line and then you can have an office from which to dispatch and post here while also collecting sums.

>>25917443
>>25917450
>>25917464
At least they make enough quid to hire "lot lizards" who will sexualise you up in the bed of your Scania for one night ;_;

Plus if we were all truckies we could spout memes on the CB
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>>25917443
>From what I've seen, the long periods alone in a space smaller than a prisoner gets make it harder and harder to interact with the outside world effectively... sort of like sitting alone in a tiny bedroom for weeks on end without talking to anyone.

This is literally what most of this thread does anyway.
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For goodness sake neither of my favourites are online.
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>>25917349

I kinda like the look of the anno games. Which ones would you reccomend?
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>>25917443
Post you're webtrucker caps
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>>25917518

>2 queens a minute

Do they do slow JOI or something? Left to my own devices I would be finished in a minute.
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>>25917518
>Buying porn
>BUYING 3DPD PORN
>Paying money to talk to roasties

Tsk tsk, mate.
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Poleaboo were you more of a Goku guy or Vegeta?
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>>25917349
Yeah, I played 2070. Not much for world-building. I'd rather be an obscure truck driver than someone in power.

>>25917394
Why? Is it because you can't use a wheel and pedals in bed?
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Lads stick on The Chase, it'll be like the old days
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>>25917518
>paying to talk to a roastie
>not hiring a girl for the night from the money you save

pls
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>>25917632
There was a manlet joke on it yesterday, I'm not risking more psychological damage.
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>>25917485
Random trucker story.
My dad used to do HGV runs between England and all over Europe, one of the other truckers who worked for the same company was called Chris.
Chris used to get called krusty because his hair looked sort of like krusty the clown but totally bald on top, also because he was filthy, never bathed or at least smelled like it. I met him when he stayed with us for a bit when his wife left kicked him out and changed the locks.

Around Europe there are certain service stations/lay bys that my dad and a few others would meet up at to shop in eachother's truck etc
One evening at one of these service stations krusty decided to get himself a whore so my dad and his friends watched him taking her towards his truck, as soon as she climbed up to get in the cab she visibly reeled from the stench and started shouting at him, demanding more money. Krusty put some money in her hand and motioned her to get in to the cab so she did and he followed her in the same door, as he was getting into the cab she jumped out the other side and ran off into the night.
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>>25917689
>to shop in each other's truck

what?
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>>25917725
I never asked him the ins and outs of that but he would turn up at home with all sorts of shit and we'd have to flog it while he was away.
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>>25917750
So I assume like truckers magically lose one or two things they're transporting and people dont mind it at all.
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>>25917632
Fuck sake why is there some tumblr girl doing the chasing?
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>>25915087
>trip to Detroit offer anymore
Still can't believe that was a real thing. I know it was a dues ex tie in as the game takes place in Detroit but only fuck, what a stupid idea.
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>just looked up a bunch of people I went to college with to see what they are doing with their lives now

Why do I do this to myself
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>>25917818
Always leads to bad feels my friend. Even my stupidest class mates are doing well. One guy who was dumb as fuck works at fucking Jaj Land rover after getting a master degree. I want to kill myself.
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>>25917885
I learnt that it doesn't matter how dumb you are, it's how much effort you put in and how many chances you take.

That's the only way to explain how I turned from the most likely to be successful when I was a kid to a NEET supreme because I got lazy and stop putting work in.
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>>25917818
Poleaboo knows this feel

First it was high school twats (who wouldn't even accept my friend requests), now it's the slime from uni

It's not fair
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>>25917774
I haven't a clue but it must have been somewhat more sophisticated than just taking the odd item. He once came back and filled our dining room with washing machine parts, you'd think someone would notice that kind of shit.
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>>25917920
Amen to that. I did really well at school but lost all motivation around college and uni.

Still have no motivation and at this point I really don't care about 'fixing' or doing well in life. Just going to play games and die off a heart attack from eating junk food all day.

>>25917921
Because we are losers, people don't want to associate with losers. Can't blame them. When I was doing well, I would look down on people too.
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>>25917920
>I learnt that it doesn't matter how dumb you are, it's how much effort you put in and how many chances you take.

That's bullshit mate. All that matters is natural talent. I used to put loads of effort in but was still shit.
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>>25918069
No, all that matters is who you know and who can hook you up.
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>>25918143
So if I knew the same people Cristano Ronaldo knew I could be playing for Real Madrid?
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>>25918215
Yeah, you could be.
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>>25918143
I wouldn't say that's completely true. While it's true a lot of people do make it because of that. Tons of people also make it without knowing anyone.
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>wake up
>dry throat and nose blocked
>stand up
>tfw sinus unblocks
it's a pretty shit feel lads, hate falling asleep with the heating on
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>>25918314
>dry throat and nose blocked
>hate falling asleep with the heating on
Not sure I get the connection lad
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I'm here again. I will always be here. If you want to contact me just let me know.
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>>25918405
Why does this cunt in a wig get posted every day?
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>>25918434
He's a gimmick like pakiboo and tilde.
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>>25917818
I do this often too, fucks me up. Hopefully i'll forget more names as time passes.
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>>25918434
Trying to make a name for himself but it is not happening for him lol
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>>25918453
Poleaboo is not a gimmick, he is a god
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>>25918513
Sure thing, paki twat. He's just a scat loving dirty paki
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Chatting to a prozzy, not sure I can actually go through with it though.
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>>25918539
fuken do the dirty slag and cu m on h er face lad
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>>25918539
Never fuck someone with such poor English.
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>>25918434
She used to go by giggles, on soc at least. She stopped posting there and I found here, so I'm trying to make contact. I miss her so much. it hurts.
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>>25918605
Smart girls don't need to be prostitutes lad
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>>25918628
There's smart, and there's being an imbecile.
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Could someone acknowledge my existence please?

I feel like I'm slowly fading away.
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>>25918513
Tilde is the only god I worship lad

Not some paki sex pest
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You lads hear something just now?
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>>25918665
Hello
Might as well post waifu while I'm at it I guess
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>>25918665
We are all ghosts here
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Any of you lads watching WWE Royal Rumble on Sunday?
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>>25911203

>come home from work 15 minutes early
>post waifu 15 minutes early

You had better believe that's what I just did.
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>>25918665
>>25918716
You guys just reminded me of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBufYhI7CqI

comfy and feely at the same time

Brings me back to when I used to pretend to go to college and just walk around my city. Used to listen to this album on my earphones.
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>>25918612
she's fucking dead dude
http://motherhood-of-steel-art.tumblr.com/

she had lupus
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I really feel like I need a filling meal but there's no food in the house.
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>>25918783
Very obviously not dead, but thank you for linking me to this friendo
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Might have to start buying women's clothes since I'm too slim for men's~
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>>25918732
Poleaboo will

He can't believe some marks think anyone other than Lesnar will win
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>>25918684
>>25918716
>>25918774

Thanks guys. It's nice to feel like I've impacted the world a little.

Maybe that's why those psychos shoot people.
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>>25918680
It's the chavs mate they're trying to get into your house
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>>25918684
You're my waifu tbqhwy senpai
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>>25918829
Do it, they're much comfier and cuter
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>>25918834
taker or brays gonna win
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>>25918829
Once you're 18 you might be able to stop wearing children's clothes.
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Alright lads I just bought some irn bru from the gas station, it's some good shit
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>>25918829
Just transition already bro it is 2016 it's literally more acceptable to be a tranny than a dude.
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Do any of you guys have a passion? A genuinely love for something that improves your life?

I have nothing. At all. I fester away passively consuming media that I'm not even that into.
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>>25918958
Wew lads,seems like angry anon had another bad day at work
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