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Do you hate cats? If so, why?
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Do you hate cats? If so, why?
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>>25910253
I have five. More than the legal limit but they are great company. I don't feel like they take up too much space other than the two cat tress I have.
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>>25910253
yes because they remind me of women
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4chan loves cats, are you new?
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>>25910253
They have the ability to claw my eyes out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmv50JKlvuQ
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>>25910282
This. Cats have a wierdly sexual vibe about them, pisses me the fuck off
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>>25910268
Thats a lot of litter senpai
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I like having a cat but I can't really get past shitty little paws and hair on everything I own
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>>25910268
There's a legal limit?
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Because I was red pilled about their evil nature in this movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMm6yc3Xx-w
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>>25910253
Not at all. They're fucking adorable.

My sister had two cats. One was cute, loyal, sleek, clean, and he absolutely adored me for some reason even though I initially avoided it because she said it was violent. The other was retarded, smelly, always has shit all over it, always has a runny nose, and poops outside the litterbox.

Guess which one she got rid of? Pic related. I'll never forget you, Loki.
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>>25910253
i love cats!
did anyone see the video of the cat falling to it's death a few days ago? it was sad and i can't stop thinking about it
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>>25910801
What video?

original comment
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I'm allergic to them and they shit and piss in your house and break shit for no reason and just act like cunts.

Everyone I know who's a cat person is either a beta cuck if male, or a crazy psycho unimaginative placid cunt if female.
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>>25911427

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR6WdRIPV44
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>>25911427
>>25911548
please don't watch it
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>>25911548
Damn, I've never heard the audio before.
>those pitiful meows
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>>25910801
I saw the video

Those people were dumb as fuck, poort kitty :(
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I hate people that hate cats but no, I don't hate cats. The only time I was annoyed at a cat was when one crawled under my house and kept meowing in the middle of the fucking night. I did some googling and apparently it was on heat or some shit. But yeah, otherwise, I really like cats. They're cute and aren't noisy as fuck like dogs.

People who don't like cats are just human dogs, noisy and stupid.
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motherfucker scratched my nose last week and its still fucking purple and swollen
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Cats are worthless pests and parasites and should be destroyed en masse. I would go as far as to say it should be legal to kill stray cats in any manner you see fit including torture etc.
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>>25911548
oh my god

holy shit
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>>25912162
It doesn't have to worry any more.

No cat here but I likes the one we had years ago.
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Because cats are fucking cunts that at best are like ungrateful teenagers that demand to be fed and taken care of but offer nothing in return. A dog is an infinitely superior pet. It loves you unconditionally and you can do things with it.
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>>25911548
>that one guy who says "bye"
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>>25912326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW5dfRoG7Q
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>>25912326
I'm guessing you've never had a cat.
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Because I'm allergic.
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for some reason my college is full of cats. That's how most public schools work in my country. Lots and lots of stray cats for some reason. Like, really lots. Hundreds.
I have nothing against cats, but there is this one cat... He's grey and has yellow eyes, very beautiful cat. I tried petting it one day, it fucking bite me! Like, really bite, my hand was bleeding. So the next time I saw him i took my revenge. I put it inside my backpack. It made a lot of noisy but lyckyly it was late and there was nearly no one around. I ran to the nearest hiding spot behind a building, i took him out and I stepped on his meck with all my body weight until he died. Next I put him back where he usually sleeps, so eceryone could see it in the next day. I did this as a warning to the others cats. So they would know what awaits any feline that chalanges me.
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>>25910311
>>25910401
>>25911449
>>25911853
>>25912326
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

:^)
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Daily reminder that dogs are the epitome of normie tier pets. Cats aren't much better but are still less normie than dogs. Lizards/spiders/snakes are the true robot pets.
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>>25912378
> he doesn't want a pet with the strenght to kill a person.
Holy fuck, why don't you just buy stuffed animals instead?
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>>25912411
I bet you don't even activate your almonds you idiot
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what kind of cat is this?
I found her in the garbage
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>>25912411
You trying to compensate for something anon?
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>>25912431
>Smug cat is smug.
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>>25912411
it'd make me look feminine instead of nurturing
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>>25912457
she is an asshole, so I'm glad that comes through in pictures.
also, how do I get it to stop chewing on me? she wakes me up 10+ times a night biting my feet
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>>25912499
you're letting a cat you got in the garbage sleep on your bed?
did you bathe her yet?
anyways, you're probably moving your feet around and she thinks that you're trying to play
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>>25912639
I got her in the garbage awhile ago. even the first night she opened my door and I can't stop that from happening.
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>>25912378
What does this have that have to do with my post? Stop forcing your stupid false dichotomy pet shill. Cats are shit and so are dogs.
They should all be killed.
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>>25912670
my cat also opens my door, it's a lot better than having them meow at your though though.
anyways, maybe you can make her a new bed so she doesn't sleep on your bed.
just get a blanket and put it in a dark place, such as under your bed
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>>25912792
having them meow at your door* though
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>>25912792
I've tried that. I've bought her 5 different beds and a tower, and she refuses to sleep anywhere else than right beside me
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>>25912792
>>25912806
>>25912885
>>>/an/
go to your stinky containment board please
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>tfw I love cats but I'm allergic so I can't have any

WHY EVEN LIVE BROS
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