I've decided the day I'm going to kill myself! What should I do before that?
>not enough money to travel
>nothing illegal
>>25906869
Meditate.
Look up Death Yoga; the idea behind it is that by being in the proper state of mind at the moment you die, you can influence your reincarnation.
>>25906907
>reincarnation
Fake and gay.
Build your own tombstone thread?
Build your own tombstone thread
Also, how much does a funeral cost?
Go outside and lie on the grass
Optionally bring a blankie so bugs don't crawl on you
Close your eyes and face the sky
Feel dat peaceful breeze sweep over you
The warmth of the sun
The rustling of the leaves and the chirping of the birds
Let it wash away your pain because you know that soon you will be free, that everything will be okay~~~
Suicide's only sad if you're sad when you do it know what I'm saying? Make it as comfy as possible dude.
>>25907045
Honestly, I'm really freaking excited. It's scary, but I'm sure that everything will work out.
>>25907081
Iktfb
I get jitters (in both senses) when I think about it too, but I have some time left that I feel compelled to serve
Good luck
This is the casket I'm getting. You jelly?
>>25906976
funeral does not matter, you must pay for your body disposal, cremation is thousands of dollars, burial is thousands more, even to die you must pay money or everybody you know must pay for you
>>25906869
Kill others!
I'M ORIGINAL
>>25907364
So what happens to unloved poorfags?
>>25907364
I'm trying to shop around right now.
>>25907045
It's fucking winter m8
>>25906869
Why wait? Just get it over with, clearly you've no reason to wait...
>>25907610
My parents are on vacation right now. Don't want to ruin that.
>>25907573
Get snuggled up in all kinds of cozy layers and blankets and sleeping bags like a homeless guy in a comfy cocoon
Same shit except the sky will be pure white and beautiful, the air purified of all life. Comforting stillness. Makes it better imho.
>>25907400
you don't need to get embalmed it's unnecessary and adds most of the cost of a funeral, mention in your suicide note that you don't want to be, also godspeed
>>25907713
My body's going to be transported between states, so maybe embalming isn't such a bad idea. On average, it only costs like $500.
Don't do it. Things are not always as bad as it seems. Get some shitty job, save some money and go some where new
You better go goddamn clubbing.
Hit up some local bars, dance your ass off like you're never going to be seen again.
>>25907762
Don't you think I've tried that? Trust me, anon. I'm finally excited for something. I don't want to miss out just because of some "what if" ideas.
>>25907772
>clubbing
>fun
Honestly, even with nothing to lose, it's only fun for normies. I'm thinking just taking it easy with a Bob's Burgers marathon.
>>25907640
Who the fuck cares?
If you're worried about ruining a vacation you're not ready to off yourself.
>>25907772
godammit chad
>>25907979
>he doesn't care about ruining his parents' vacation
Just because I'm suicidal doesn't mean I'm self-centered.
>>25907762
>Get shitty job
Pretty much why I'm trying to work up the courage to kill myself
>>25908189
How come? There's always a better job out there, despite what you may think now.
>>25907396
You ever had seafood extender or hot dogs?
>>25906923
>implying atoms and energy can be destroyed or created
reincarnation is as real as gravity
>>25908215
boy you're stupid as all FUCK
>>25908215
I've been working none stop 60+ hour weeks for the last year in hopes of finding the money and time for life to improve and nothing makes me happy and I hardly have anytime to myself let alone find enjoyment in anything new.
>>25908275
Wow you're a prick
>>25908281
That used to be me. Honestly, going to college can really help with that. Memes aside, it can actually be a good financial investment.
>>25908240
Your consciousness is converted into moot bullshit, but whatever makes you feel better about this life sucking. I'm sure the next one will be fine.
>>25908352
>Your consciousness is converted into moot bullshit
i don't disagree with that. my point still stands.
>>25908347
I wouldn't know what to study, I'm one of those people who desire fulfillment in my work, if I never find it I may as well shoot myself.
>>25908378
You intrigue me, explain.
Go to Japan
See you soon space cowboy
>>25908394
You have so much to learn. If only you had all the time in the world.
>>25908444
i'm too tired to explain it myself, but this should give you an idea.
http://www.rogerebert.com/rogers-journal/the-quantum-theory-of-reincarnation
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Molecular+Reincarnation
>>25908529
Ehhh it's disingenuous to hate a society that is also the only reason you can survive
>>25906869
Don't do it buddy, it gets better. It really does...
I was in your position some time ago, chose the date, planned it, but couldn't go through with it.
Yadda yadda now I graduate in two months and have the most amazing girl in the world as my girlfriend. Things aren't perfect and honestly some days suck so much it's hard to keep going, but now I know it gets better. It might not be perfect, but things have a way to work out.
You always have a choice.
>>25908864
You got lucky, it doesn't always happen. In fact I'm willing to bet you're an exception rather than the rule.
>>25908637
When they cite the urban dictionary... Go to sleep robot
>nothing illegal
why would you even care at this point
tewbstewnz
>>25908864
Dude, we're not all destined to live your life. I've given life the benefit of the doubt time after time. Just let me be excited for this.
My last words before getting stabbed
>>25909066
oops forgot the image
robot be pissing me the fuck off reee
>>25908940
No idea what your talking about mate. But yeah, sleep.
I'm going to improve myself physically and socially so that I am the best that I can be, to maximize the suffering for anyone stupid enough to care about me, and to appease my narcissism once and for all. :)
>>25906869
get a credit card. I mean it's not like you'll have to pay it back
>>25906869
Just applied for a job engraving tombstones. Wish me luck.
>>25906928
Who is Celine Dion's brother, Jerry
