>"Whooa, anon!"
>"I bet you've never seen anything THIS big before, have you?"
what the FUCK is that
originalafbitch
>>25903289
Stop making these fucking threads now
>>25903317
a corndog you dumb shit
wrong again, roastie
>>25903378
ugly dick/10
>>25903378
Omg! What the FUCK is wrong with your dick???
>>25903378
Looks like circumcision was a great idea.
>>25903378
In prehistoric times when cavemen were frequently raping cave women your penis would easily be able to hit a cervix and get sperm into a uterus
But its so skinny its doubtful it would be any good at scraping the gummed up sperm out of a vagina
That's all I'm saying
>>25903378
>cutfags
>>25903378
Holy fuck, I'm going to vomit.
>>25903378
it looks like that stone guy from the fantasic fours dick
>one life to live
>small dick
>>25903378
>Grew scales to protec it from danger.
I wish I was as evolutionary as this guy.
>>25903868
It's clobberin time
This is not an original comment
>>25903378
Did you soak it in rubbing alcohol?
>>25903378
your dick is disgusting bro
meanwhile......bitches LOVE mine. rave reviews to be honest
>>25903987
Your dick has the consistency of sand and looks like it would crumble if anyone actually touched it.
>>25903987
>completely dried out head
>cut
>calls somebody else's dick disgusting
>>25903987
You need some cocoa butter on that pasty thing
>>25903987
Kind of looks like an axlotyl. Draw some eyes and stuff some worms up your urethra.
>>25903289
If you only had tits that were big and I would have.
>>25903987
This is easily the driest dick I have ever seen in my life.
I bet you pray your jeans don't catch on fire when your dick rubs against them.
>>25904225
>implying you need tits when you're an 8/10 Stacy with a BIG DOG.
