Are you tall?
Do you have a deep voice?
If you said yes to both then you are literally set for life.
>6'4"
>Average build
>Three octave vocal range
>Virtually no control over it
Weird when I start talking and silently realize "Man that was high-pitched"
>>25901690
It seems this guys the hot new item on the hollywood strip. It'll be interesting to see how this unfolds
>tfw fapping all the time gives me a high bitch voice
what a conundrum
I have a voice so deep that girls get impressed by it and ive been hugged and kissed just for the sake of being myself.
Only thing I got going for me, I guess. Its a pretty shitty feeling.
>>25901690
>>25901972
I have no clue who that guy even is.
>>25902448
Kylo ren from star wars the jew awakens
>>25901690
I's 6' tall, or just barely average
I get conflicting answers usually, but meming aside can you just tell me the truth
I am tall and have a raspy gravelly voice from all this smoking.
>>25901690
Why is Adam such a cutie?
>>25902573
Tall, except in Scandinavia or parts of the US with immigrants from there.
>>25901690
>Are you tall?
no, 6'1 isnt tall these days
>Do you have a deep voice?
normal voice
>>25902571
Ah, okay. I'm not much of a 'Star Wars' guy.
>>25902573
You're tall don't take things people say on a mongolian ice fishing image board so seriously
>>25901690
>tfw two octave levels
>tfw deeper than hell when talking
>tfw normal when small talk
>>25901690
>are you tall
D-does 5'11" count anon?
>deep voice
People at work constantly complain about how deep my voice is hell yeah
6'2". Deep voice though I never let it be deep if I'm not singing for dramatic effect alone to myself when noones listening.
Fat tho. Also not sure about my face. Also shy. Also undesired by women.
Uh...not if you're ugly or fat.
>>25901690
Don't bother OP.
Tall white guys on /r9k/ legitimately believe they are in the same boat as non-white manlets just because they have slight social anxiety.
>>25902772
This man.
6'3. Total fatass.
And I have a real nasally voice too so if I want to sound masculine I have to lower my tone a bit and speak with my diaphragm.
Trouble is, if I do that I run the chance of slipping into a black man voice.
Not that it matters, since women wouldn't want me anyway.
>>25902899
There may be degrees of hopeless and white may be the least hopeless, or that may be black guys, or it may be random, but I hate it when guys pretend other guys have it as easy as women. Chads are luck based and if you arent chad you cant be chad.
>6'2
>average voice
>>25903056
If you are tall and white, you can become at least close to Chad level's of attractiveness by lifting.
>>25901690
I'm 6'6" and have an incredibly deep voice. People have told me just my voice alone makes me sound big and tall.
Apart from feeling like a god in public it doesn't make me any less introverted.
>>25903166
If you are depressed and shy, you can't.
But I want to be girl...
>>25901690
How the fuck do women actually find him attractive?
>>25901690
>Very tall
>Deep voice, I get complimented for it often
But I have a terrible jawline, am paler than pale, and just socially awkward all around.
Quit crying, people can live as manlets.
>>25903166
>implying tall white guys even need to lift
whites can't be robots.
>6'2
>really deep voice
>no hair
>no jaw
it all evens out and lands comfortably in I'm fucked territory
>>25902616
>not tall these days
>6'1
What the fuck??? Have you ever talked to a woman in your life??
>>25901690
>6.1
>High pitch
>Baby face
just fucking kill me now.
>>25901690
>>25905043
Also, I have constant phlegm in my throat that sounds like I'm choking and I always have to clear my airways.
>>25901690
>manlet
>deep voice
>baby face
Bitches get drier than the Sahara when I speak.
>>25903650
You are literally me, except I'm 5'9.RIP, my soul.
>5'9''
>shit tier voice and accent
What if both are no? Is there still hope?
>>25901690
>6ft
>deep voice
somehow still single and spaghetti as fuck
ps half my face
>over 6 feet tall
>somewhat deep voice
but...
>narrow shoulders
>thin, weak bones (wrists are about 6 inches around)
>small (average) dick
>wide hips
>>25902573
6' for most women is the bare minimum height.
>all these tall celebs and sports players have created some type of fallacy that 6'0 isn't tall when only 15% of the male US population is 6' and above, in one of the tallest countries in the world.
Swell, just swell.
>>25905197
BS. You do realize most normies are below 6' right? And most normies get laid.
>>25902672
Just wear shoes with a one inch lift and you'll be good.
Doesn't matter if ginger
>>25903024
Sounds to me you've made a series of choices that lead you to failure.
1. Not putting the fork down.
2. Not picking up the weights.
3. Not training your voice.
>>25905225
Most people are under 6' this is correct. But if given a choice between two men, one 6' and the other 5'8", who are otherwise identical the average woman would choose the one that's 6' most likely.
Being 5'10" but manly is much better than being a 6'2" maximum overlank betaboy. Height doesn't set you for anything if you don't have masculine traits.
>>25901690
Hold up niggah, what happens if erect you only have a 3 inch stack of dick meat?
>deep voice
>6' 1"
>literally failing school
height isn't everything. I would give all this up for mid 90 grades so I can get into the program I want
>>25905454
put a banana in your pants and when women want you bring them home. next you secretly record them and how much of a slut they are. before you fuck them threaten her with the video (ie im gonna send it to your dad). make her suck all 3 inches and if she doesn't choke send the vid. easy as that anon
>>25905513
Good grades isn't all it's cracked up to be. I had great grades on high school and college, got a good job and no woman wants to date me. I'd give it all up to go back and have a good social life in high school instead in a second.
I'm 5'8'', so it's expected that I'm going to be a forever alone pariah. I've got an excuse.
But if you're 6'+ and still can't get a girlfriend or succeed in life, then you must have a hydrocephalic face or a be turbo loser in literally every other way imaginable. It's like you're born smelling of lilacs and unicorn farts and willfully smeared pig shit all over yourself to counter your inherent advantage.
>>25905618
>implying height covers for the fact that I am a dirty paki and will never find love
>>25905705
>implying being over 6' is a disadvantage in pakiland
>>25905809
>implying that any girls family will let me marry their daughter without good grades in paki ville
>>25902037
is that honestly what does it?
do I need to stop fapping?
>>25905127
I don't think there's hope for us, anon.
>>25906022
no not really
i jerk it like every day and my voice is still deep and sultry
>>25905110
5'9 is manlet? IM FUCKED
>>25906190
If you're shorter than 6' and it's by an amount that's noticeable, you're a manlet
>>25906102
you want dick in your mouth
>5'7"
>Bass vocal range
...A-am I going to m-make it?
