>be european
>choke on plastic
>>25897288
>be americuck
>be fat and stupid
>>25897288
>be American
>choke on lead
>be americlap
>get shot
>>25897288
>french
>european
lol american logic
>>25897288
That's why they are illegal in the states. No that european is becoming more and more black/shitskin we should adapt burger laws.
>>25897288
>be american
>choking on plastic is such a big problem you actually ban kinder eggs
the french are fucking stupid
What did you expect? Europeans are literally the stupidest fucking people on earth next to Africans. They are also fucking ugly (except Spanish, Italians, and Eastern europeans)
>be European
>get jihaded
>#notallmuslims #fuckbordersnshiet
>>25897377
>Be yuropoor
>Being raped and killed by muslims is such a big problem you ban talking about it
>>25897410
fuck yeah, an american standing up for us east europeans
>>25897288
>be american
>get shotblox
Probably a subhuman immigrant child who choked, France is like 99% muslim these days.
B A N L I E U E future
>be japanese
>choke to death on mochi
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/05/nine-people-choke-to-death-eating-rice-cakes-in-japan
>be American nigger
>get shot
>>25897488
>ban guns
>become stabbing capitol of the world
>start "GET A LIFE, BIN THAT KNIFE" campaign
>>25897861
Japan is basically one big retirement colony/hospice.
A strong wind could kill a quarter of the population.
>>25897350
um, anon...
>>25898161
>bans forks and spoons from minors
>>25898516
Back in high school we weren't allowed to use plastic knives. This was in Texas.
>>25897325
>>25897329
>>25897343
>be british
>get stabbed
.
>be french
>get shot/blown up
.
>be british soldier
>get hacked to bits in the streets of london
.
>be british
>defend self/family/home from an attacker or intruder
>get thrown in prison
.
>be german woman
>get raped by large mob in the street on new years
>>25899246
Poor brits, how can they go on living?
>>25899246
>be neet
>get nothing
>>25899246
>be American
>9/11'd at work
>gunned down by Muslim mass shooters
>Sued by clock boy for $15 million
>get anally raped by Jew
