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Is this really accurate?
Yes, and everyone who said otherwise is delusionnal
>>25894596
No, having a kid a decade before you start making 40k is horrendous
(I now realize this is probably in britbong moneys but the point still stands)
If it is then I'm a good bit ahead of the game, so that's nice. I guess. Although I don't know how you're supposed to buy a house or a brand new car and have a child before you start making 40k a year.
>probably in britbong moneys
surely this would still apply
yeah. loans.co.uk is the ultimate life advisor.
>only making 40K.
Holy shit.
>first holiday with friends
>21
Even normalfags wouldn't believe that
>pass driving test
>20
>buy car
>22
Is that really considered the standard in the USA?
Here in Canada if you're not driving by the second half of high school you are effectively a retard
>age 37
>start making 40k a year
>mfw I'm making 56k at 24 years old
That image is pretty inaccurate.
>>25894726
All of that is doable on 40k though, just strip out your dumbass purchases.
>Best man at 23
I've never met one
>get engaged at 25
lol good luck with that
>buy first flat at 27
where do you live? Greece? Real Estate costs a shitton of money, you don't buy until you have a damn good reason
>>25894632
>Yes, and everyone who said otherwise is delusionnal
If you would use disillusioned instead of delusional, that would be great.
>28
>first child
Enjoy your little autist
>>25894596
Ive done everything up to age 25 EXCEPT get engaged
>20 year gap of nothing when you turn 40
I am definitely going to an hero when I'm in my mid 30's
>driving test aged 20
what? you mean 17 right?
>>25894753
>mfw passed driving test at 16
>mfw grandmother bought me new car that same year
>>25894753
This is a infograph by Britbongs, m8. If you don't have your driver's license by 17 then you are considered a freak here in the USA.
senpai im making 80k at 24
>tfw no one to spend it with tho
>guy starts balding at 27
mfw i just turned 27 and noticed my hair getting thinner. fuk
>>25894596
so according to this guide i'm fucked.
>15, First Kiss
>Tfw I'm 23 and didn't even get to this step.
>>25894843
what do you do?
I hope it's something a robot loser can do
>>25894596
>the age you "should" do anything
>caring about what others think of ~milestones~
>not understanding that different circumstances mean different times you'll do different things
THREAD IS FULL OF FAILED NORMIES WHO ACTUALLY FACTUALLY CARE ABOUT NORMIE SHIT
>>25894596
>Age 34
>Become a manager
>Age 37
>Start making 40k/year
oooookay
>>25894596
>having a guide to life
>>25894726
>>25894731
>>25894753
>>25894754
>>25894807
>>25894843
FUK OFF U NORMIE. FUKIN LEAVE. FUK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
>>25894596
>get engaged and rent with a partner at 25
whjat
>loans.co.uk
ahhhh i see, this is literally sheckelberg and cameronston colluding to get the money of naive failed normies who want to fit in with people who dont actually exist
>having a baby BEFORE earning an average wage
Are normie really this stupid?
>>25894596
Totally accurate, everyone becomes managers eventually.
>just be a mindless drone
>>25894897
>being in management
>making less than 40k
literally how
I thought britbong dollars were strong but had fairly even purchasing power in-country, like, an ice cream that's four bucks here won't be two pounds there
>>25894596
>sex is so common its not even in there
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Yes, everyone should follow the cradle to grave template cocksucking guide made by AMIGOfdgbdfhgdfhgdfgdf .uk.
>>25894875
im a risk analyst at some uropean bank
>>25894941
im a fuck up in every aspect except education and work, having cash doesnt make up for being socially inept
>>25894968
sex has nothing to do with securing a healthy amount of debt so it doesnt matter to AMIGO loans.co.uk :^)
Who doesn't pass their driving test until 20?
Who gets engaged at 25?
how many times is this going to be posted
just look at the fucking bottom right watermark
literally a god damn advert for a jewbank
>amigoLOANS.co.uk
>taking life advice from a bank
>>25894596
This is fucking retarded
That image doesn't take college in consideration, nor an unexpected divorce.
Basically your life must be going perfectly forever and then you might have all this, but I wouldn't get worked up over this pic since it's made by a loan company.
You can sorta see that they're only trying to make money when you look at some of the "milestones":
>buy car
>buy house
>go on lots of holidays
It's like they want some desperate retard to see this and think "oh fuck I still haven't bought a second car and I'm already 34, I should get a loan from loans.co.uk and buy that car"
>>25894596
>look at buying property to let
TO LET WHAT?
AND FOR 21 YEARS???
>>25895014
I am a 23 year old American who has never gotten a drivers lisence. I am far to lazy to study for an exam when I can get my parents to drive me everywhere
>>25895047
hey amigo, you buy property and LET me live there for 21 years.
>>25894985
thanks for teh white noise shitpost buddy
>>25894842
Its american surely? Most people pass when they're 17 and go on holiday when they're 18 in britshit
>>25894986
but kissing does?
>inb4 britbongs need to have a kissing licence
>>25895047
It's kinda like renting but not quite. The distinctions are very subtle. It's basically "to rent" with some legal differences in the rights of yourself and your tenant.
>>25894726
40K pounds after tax is probably a livable wage.
>>25895117
You can bang bitches for free at the club or off craigslist, kissing means you're going steady and that means gifts for your new qt gf
Got my first full time job at 17 but still haven't had a kiss and I'm 20. Fallen at the first hurdle desu
>>25894596
>37-start earning 40k a year
how old is this
>>25895041
You say that OPs image is retarded but you cropped out the funniest part of your own picture.
>>25894596
>29
>buy first house
>>25894596
>start earning 40k
jesus christ how horrifying
>>25895240
>cropped out the funniest part of your own picture.
what is it?
do you have it? now i need to see it.
>>25894596
>Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, ...
>Marry, child, child,Divorce
>AMIGO LOANS CO UK
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this "guide".
>>25894596
>not earning 40K a year until 37
I'm 24 and I make 43K a year
>>25894596
24 years old
havent done a single thing on there
JUST
>>25894596
>15 : first kiss
>20 : driving test
>21 : first holidays with friends
>25 : engaged
It's either too soon or fucking late for this shit. Inacurrate as fuck
>>25895487
Also "buying first flat at 27" is probably the funniest one. Whoever made this is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about how life works
>>25894906
better get used to it
>spend most of life dicking around and being lazy
>start going to a real college at 27 while still living with parents
>still spend free time playing video games and browsing internet
>will graduate at 30
>will be able to make a 6 figure salary within a few years of graduation
>see everyone else my age being weighed down by multiple kids and a house while working shitty low-paying jobs
>mfw free of normie burdens and worries
>>25894596
>tfw 27 and have nothing of that except "driving test" and "move out"
When is first sex though?
>>25895532
>thinking college degree and no work experience whatsoever will magically grant you a high paying job
You fell for the academia meme. Enjoy becoming a qualified sandwich artist at Subway.
>>25894596
>tfw I'm almost 21 and haven't done any of the three first things
>>25894596
>pass driving test
>age 20
stopped there. im not reading anymore. im closing google chrome.
>>25895115
No, it's definitely not American. We say apartment, not flat.
>>25894596
I was at "23" when I was 15, then it all went to hell.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Age 37 - Start making 40K a year.
I was making more than that a year ago and I was poor as fuck.
>>25895577
In most occidental countries it's around 17. Can't tell for Yusuf-Land and asia
23 here and I only have a full time job, nothing else. And I'm pretty sure I wont have much beyond that for the rest of my life.
>>25895730
It's not getting better than this, bro :(
>>25895580
Despite the fact that a 6-figure salary is average for people with my degree, and that there are a multitude of 6-figure salaried positions available for people with the degree I'm going for, such as one in particular that pays up to $160k a year with only 1 or 2 years of experience...
It's ok anon, you don't need to apologize for your denial. People pick the wrong career fields all the time.
>>25895585
If you dont know this feel this board is not for you tb h
>First Kiss
>15
We need a loser version of this.
>>25894596
Seem like I failed.
Fuck poverty and ghettos.
>>25894596
>age 22
>buy first car
>move out
>>25895328
Enjoy, my anonymous friend.
>move out at 22
>start paying rent at 24
yea seems legit OP
>>25895775
What degree are you talking about?
>>25896083
memeology, obviously.
>>25896083
>>>25895775 (You)
>What degree are you talking about?
cybersecurity
>>25895577
So young it's not even listed
>>25894753
In the USA kids pass the driving test at 16 and Daddy buys them a car. Unless they grew up poor, in which case they are (sometimes) allowed to use the family car.
>>25894596
Currently 22 years old.
> First kiss 13 (still virgin)
> First full time job 18
> Pass driving test 19
> Visited home with college friends 19 (no friends now)
>19 bought first car
>Moved out at 20, currently live with parents at 22.
>Going to be groomsman for sisters wedding 22.
I am doing pretty good.
>>25894596
>27 years old
>kisslesss
>NEET never worked
>have a driving license CHECK
>don't have friends to go on holiday with
>don't own a car
>my parents kicked me out? Does this count as moving out? CHECK
>never had a partner to go on holiday with
>parents pay my apartments rent... count as Rent your own I guess CHECK
>no partner to engage with
>no partner to rent a house with
Here we are at 27. Next milestone is getting married and buying first flat. kek
>>25895532
what degree are you going for faggot?
>>25896282
cybersecurity, big $$$
>>25894596
my brother had done everything up to age 23 by the time he was 19. He is also a cringey DUDE PARTY LMAO chad
>>25894654
only non delusional comment
>>25894596
who the fuck lives in that world? who the fuck writes unrealistic shit like that
god fucking dammit. thank you OP, for triggering me this hard.
t. 32kv neet
>>25897492
please explain me anon, why is it unrealistic?
>>25894726
40k bongers is like 60k burgers
>>25894781
Yeah, better to go full taco and start pumping them out in 9th grade.
Dutchbot here.
Just fucking kill me. Seriously, what the fuck kind of life is that.
>>25895424
man i wonder how far in life a conspiritard is going to get
>>25894596
lol what the fuck is this shit?
>>25895673
Not in the UK. An income of GBP40k would make you well off outside of London.
>>25897915
how strong are bongbucks compared to burgerbucks
it was like 2:1 when i was young a long while back
>>25894596
Oh ok, I start making 3,3k a month when I'm fucking 37, meaning if I'm lucky I make 2,5k before I get the manager position.
Since I already bought a car, a flat and a fucking house on top when I was 27-32, I owe Mr. Shekelburg a loan of around 700k, put interests on that, 770k.
So I have from 27 to 60 to pay that all off, so 10 years at 2,5k income = 300k plus 23 years at 3,3k = 910,8k = 1210800 - 770k = 440800.
I make 440800 my whole life which is not going towards Mr. Shekelburg, lets see what that is monthly.
440800/396 = 1113.
I have 1113 euro or pound or whatever a month to feed my family of four (!), which effectively means I'm living like the lowest of all wageslaves my whole damn life because I fell for the loaned jew.
Moral of this infograph: Never ever get a loan, unless you want to be the slave of a bank for the rest of your life.
>>25897988
It'd have taken you less time to look it up rather than ask and you'd have your answer instantly.
>>25898092
Both adults can work,it is the current year.
>driving test at 20
I got my licence when I was fucking 16. the rest of it seems accurate for the 1950s.
>>25894596
>Start earning 40K a year
wtf is this shit.
How the fuck do you do any of the other stuff over age 19 without this????
oh, i hate this
>>25894596
Who works a full time job at 19? if you're not a pleb you should be studying at university.
>>25894769
>Real Estate costs a shitton of money,
dont you understand? this infograph is just shitty propaganda of the real estate sector
>buying a HOUSE before earning average wage
top kek
Average wage is barely enough to rent a moderate apartment.
>>25894596
this is quite literally an advertisement by a bank trying to lure you into acquiring debt
>>25897492
>who the fuck writes unrealistic shit like that
Pay day loan companies who want to get customers by making them feel shitty about their lives.
>>25898545
Please tell me how to get out of this. How do I get rid of such a future? There's no hope for me, 1.5 years left till I graduate college and I'm going to be a permanent wageslave. Fuck fuck fuck what do
>>25894596
>Age 15
>First kiss
>>25898571
>Fuck fuck fuck what do
Join the revolution.
>>25894985
>having cash doesnt make up for being socially inept
of course it does, what are you talking about?
>>25894654
>40k
>>25894688
>40k
>>25894726
>40K
>>25894754
>40k
>>25894897
>40k
40000 GBP ~
56600 USD
>>25894596
some of these arent even logical
>full time job at 19
>passing driving test at 20
I live in the suburbs this is impossible
>>25898545
/threadand a original comment for that matter
>>25894596
>first job at 18
>lost virginity at 18
>learn to drive at 18
I think i peaked at 18
>>25898696
oh and first kiss at 18
>>25894596
>full time job at 19
>drive test at 20
...
>>25894596
>mfw my mom retired at 39 and is getting paid shit loads of money to be a NEET
>is a jew with the money
>does nothing all day but has a problem with me living there while I go to college and/or work
She doesn't deserve retirement. She really doesn't.
>>25898595
the revolution of what?
Passing a driving test at 20 and moving out at 22?
What the fuck are britbongs smoking? Over here you need to do those steps BEFORE being 20 and serving in the military while you're at it.
>>25898793
moving out at 18
how does one even do that
>>25894596
whoever made this facebook clickbait did a really good job
probably the most triggered i've been by an image
>>25895140
>40K pounds after tax is probably a livable wage.
I make 10k GBP (British Pounds, not Good Boy Points) a year and that's livable, I don't pay any tax either.
>>25894596
What the average age to graduate college in the uk?
>>25898829
Government bux or alternatives
You'll get thrown out if you don't move out in most cases
>>25898869
wew sorry for those unsupportive parents
>>25896149
>cybersecurity
Kek. That's not a proper degree. Are you studying that at an ex-poly/community college? Kek!
>>25898882
Eh, they care in their own ways majority just happens to have the ''Oh, so you're 18-19? GTFO'' Policy, thank god it applies to women too
>>25898571
>Please tell me how to get out of this. How do I get rid of such a future? There's no hope for me, 1.5 years left till I graduate college and I'm going to be a permanent wageslave. Fuck fuck fuck what do
Just get a comfy part-time job. Don't get sucked into the "buy a house with a mortgage" meme. And spend your life doing what you enjoy instead of slaving for the Jews.
>>25894596
>pass driving test at age 20
>enjoy two holidays per year, have multiple kids, earn less than 40k
>even though you're a fucking manager for 3 years already.
>>25899032
40k GBP = 56k USD
>>25899003
>comfy part-time job
You mean those jobs that pay literally fuck-all? The jobs that leave you with pennies after all the taxes and rent have been paid?
>>25898967
Is this an American thing? Most people in Europe live with their parents until they move in with a girlfriend.
>>25899063
18 year olds usually move away to university and stay out
>>25898545
animated gif version
>>25899063
Finland
We have strictest non-written rules of moving out and living with parents
>>25899060
>You mean those jobs that pay literally fuck-all? The jobs that leave you with pennies after all the taxes and rent have been paid?
I work 20 hours a week at a museum and teach Jiu-Jitsu for 5-10 hours a week. I don't pay much in taxes as you only start paying taxes after a threshold here. I live in a 1 bedroom, 1 bath, 1 kitchen apartment, have a small car and I'm perfectly comfy.
>>25899122
What country do you live in? I'm not sure how these things work in Europoor.
>>25899099
>Finland
>We have strictest non-written rules of moving out and living with parents
Huh. Iceland here and most people live with their parents until they're in their mid-late 20's.
>>25899154
>What country do you live in? I'm not sure how these things work in Europoor.
Iceland.
>>25899166
Not here, you would be considered scum if you'd pull that off here.
You're supposed to have a vocation/be at university at the time you're 20-25 over here
Also, you will be looked down upon, even discriminated against if you haven't been conscripted
>>25899154
>I'm not sure how these things work in Europoor.
As opposed to Americans who get kicked out at 18, have to work 50 hour weeks for a Jew just to survive, and will become bankrupt and debt-ridden if they ever get seriously ill because there's no free healthcare? Kek, ok M8.
REALISTIC LIFE 2016
>14-20 y/o - first kiss
>18-24 y/o community college/ University. Your dog dies during this time
>23-27 y/o land first job relevant to degree. You ain't gonna like it, pays like shit.
> 25-35 y/o you get into your first serious relationship. You're getting an itch to move. Friends are getting married and having kids. You get engaged too. You buy a dog
>35-40 y/o you're in the career you're probably going to retire in. Kids are young and full of energy
>45-55 your parents are getting old, probably living with you or nursing home. Kids are teenagers, defiant. Too far in career to quit and pursue something else.
>55-65y/o who fucking knows, our generation will not be living like our 55-65 y/o parents.
>>25899277
I meant 35-45 y/o
>>25894596
>Is this really accurate?
guise srsly
>>25899192
I envy people like you who got their shit together and live comfy. I hope I can get a part-time programming job when I graduate. I can't imagine waking up at 6 AM and getting home at 6 PM, 5 days a week. It would literally kill me on the inside.
>>25899269
>Also, you will be looked down upon, even discriminated against if you haven't been conscripted
Why is that? There's no conscription here (we don't even have an army, just an armed coastguard), but if there was most Icelandic men would tell the government to shove it up their ass - conscription is basically seen as government mandated military-slavery. Conscription goes against the national mindset of independence and freedom being the highest ideal, ever since the first colonists escaped the tyranny of the Norwegian king Haraldur harfagri - it absolutely would not fly here.
>>25899273
I live in Europe (Netherlands). There's no free healthcare here, if you don't finish college you have to pay the whole lot back, and I've heard some pretty shitty stories about employers demanding an unpaid Saturday work day "or you're fired". It's not that much better here, friend.
>>25899351
We have very powerful military tradition, conscription has always been part of our national identity hell, most people trust the military more than anything else in this country.
Conscription is seen as the time when boys become men.
>>25899343
>I envy people like you who got their shit together and live comfy.
It's not hard. Get part-time work, live within your means, realize that a small apartment is comfy as fuck, get a car that is reliable and low fuel consumption, have a hobby (in my case I teach my hobby and get paid to do it), and most importantly realize that most of the shit that is pushed on us is just consumerism so just ignore it.
>>25894596
>amigo loans
right, so this is just convincing people to take out loans at 1000% APR, right?
>raising a family
>on 40k
>>25899277
REALISTIC LIFE 2016
>14-20 y/o - First Kiss.
>18-24 y/o - Community College/ University. Your dog dies during this time.
>23-27 y/o - Land first job relevant to degree. You ain't gonna like it, pays like shit.
> 25-35 y/o - You get into your first serious relationship. Automated production is increasing unemployment. An underclass of unemployed begins to form. A wealthy class of proprietors dominates both national and international politics using their vast reserves of money and control over the essential infrastructure of society.
>35-40 y/o - The state is dominated by those who own and control automated production and infrastructure. The military has been switched to high-tech drones which are used to monitor and assault the remaining downtrodden population.
>45-55 - The lower classes recognize their common interests and see that assuming democratic control over the advanced machinery now oppressing them could result in the creation of an earthly utopia. They must contend with the most advanced and ruthless military machine ever to grace the earth.
>55-65y/o - The battle for the soul of mankind commences just as you are reaching the end of your life. You regret that you cannot effect its outcome one way or another, and you tearfully pray to a god you barely have faith in to preserve your children from the capricious technological overlords against whom they are waging war.
>>25895115
it literally says .co.uk at the bottom
My life forecast looks more like this:
- work an unstable, low wage dead end job
- live on the edge financially
- be alone
- die and go to wizard heaven
>>25897589
I'm 24 and make that much AND im underpaid. lol britbongs
>>25895115
Most in America get their permit(with adult in the vehicle) at 15 and their independent license at 16. Many will do some vacation-type bullshit with friends before 18 because they might not get the chance after.
>>25899428
Thanks bro, your words are comforting. I guess paranoia about the future is really all that's holding me back.
neet one
well?
>get driving license at 18
>move out at 19
>have sex, first proper kiss and real gf at 19
>buy first stocks at 21
OP's shit manchild pic btfo and im still 21
>>25894596
>20
>pass driving test
fucking britbongs
>>25899868
xD right guys???? xDDD
I know this is typical of someone on here to say, but lol
I would actually be happier dying alone doing some random weird shit than living this copy-paste waste of a life. It's been done a million times. It's entirely self centered/ serving your ego. If you set these goals, you will either be depressed when you don't achieve them, or be depressed when you achieve them and feel nothing.
I'd honestly want to kill myself more if my life went like OP's image did.
Not wanting to be the next Hitler, or not being able to appreciate the detachment from your own ego- that sort of life is just pointlessness.
>age 20
>pass driving test
The fuck? I'm literally a NEET robot and I did that at 16.
>>25899962
So you want to be the next Hitler? Are you saying you're MORE or LESS ambitious?
>>25899999
>99999
>quints
>nice
How the fuck do you do any of those things past age 15 if you don't go to college or trade school? Why would you get a full-time job at 19 unless you're saving for school so you don't need loans? Why would you ever marry or have children before you start making $50,000 USD annually?
>>25894596
I have literally not done anything on that chart.
>>25899999
More ambitious. This lifestyle serves the ego comfortably, and if it fails to meet criteria it's met with entitlement/ depression (failed normie status; what a lot of people on here are)
Honestly you can live a very similar life with higher ambition if you remove the idea of "milestones"
Personally I'm far too idealistic for my own good, but my entire childhood/ teenage life has been sort of about being analytical/ judging my morales, skills, capabilities... I do honestly feel capable of my own definition of success, but if an outsider were to look into my life they'd find it completely unconventional.
Many of the reaped benefits in the long run WILL seem like your traditional "success", but infused with waaaay more ambition
If I could become the next Hitler though, that'd be awesome. Make the normies pay. I won't shoot up schools/ do petty low tier shit like that. I have really high empathy and stake in morals, but my repeated disappointment and realization to how the world is like makes me want to burn it. (/edgy/ lolololool)
>25
>no drivers license
send help
>>25899999
>quints
That guy confirmed for next Hitler, sort it out NSA
>>25894690
Profoundly underrated post.
That pic is nothing but "The Ultimate Guide to Debt"
>>25900198
You sound very fedora but I honestly see why that level of success is appealing. For me I'd either want this (>>25899428), AKA a lazy/fun part-time job so I can live in a small apartment and practice some hobbies OR I'd want to be filthy rich and powerful so I have control over my life and never have to worry again. Both lifestyles would result in me becoming a pro at something I like and building my life around it.
>>25900511
Personally I'm aspiring to be a programmer + eventual game programmer. I am good at art, good at design, good with logic/ analytical points of view, good with incorporating efficient systems, good at working with people/ coming to equal ground.
I am also EXTREMELY imaginative. I want to tell so many stories, and share so many experiences. Which is my main reason to looking into games. But even a webcomic series started up by myself, something on the side (similar to ONE and the One Punch Man series) I don't know where my desires will take me.
I even want to make videos; rants, tutorials, explanations/ theories on various things. I am pretty much confident in my abilities when it comes to presentation; I've already had videos that raked in 300k+ views but they weren't entirely in the nature I'm aiming for eventually. (small animations) But the format/ thing I wanna do is very similar (and better) than what people are currently doing, like the IHateEverything and GradeUnderA guys.
Instead of being the NEET that is prospecting this future, I've already done a lot to set it into motion. I've proven my ability to make intriguing games and get attention (2+ million plays on something I made), making videos, making designs/ art
And I'm already taking steps to jumpstart my programming career. (which will be my safety net/ source of money)
And I can go into my "ideal lifestyle" in the next post, which I think when I say it out loud a lot of other people will want to have too
40k? What the fuck
I'd be heavily disappointing in myself if I wasn't making 75-80k at that age. Even if the picture is talking about britbong money, $56k is still disappointing.
Also, everything relationship related is highly dependent on you never being with someone who is not your spouse for more than 2-3 years. Unless it is expected that you marry someone you've been with for 2-3 years which is asking for problems.
>>25900654
(continued)
My description of a perfect life isn't really "live in a giant mansion, have a beautiful wife, have kids"
Having kids might be a part of it, but I'd really rather not have the wife if I were to do that. I might even just adopt, but I want to spread my autistic genes because I feel like they have some kind of special trait to them I don't really want to see disappear from the world when I die. (my way of thinking is really fucking weird/ unorthodox, I've discovered over the years)
But my ideal life would be this:
House by the woods, lots of nature/ mountains and hills. LOTS of big windows/ glass exteriors looking out onto my yard/ the woods. I want many many many animals. Exotic animals, cats, dogs- I fucking LOVE animals. There's something so pure about them- I feel like I can be comfortable around them and connect- far more easily than with people.
There's that one guy who does unorthodox anime reviews- this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcAvljdM2NMdMYq_pvT9pBw
He has that lifestyle pretty much, and I WANT it so bad.
It'd be cool to even live with a bunch of other guys that share similar lifestyles/ mindsets. Not really bogged down by these stupid milestones, and more thinking in the moment/ about their passions. I don't know- maybe even have a farm outside that we all help run. Something dealing with animals, like ducks or something. I like that "work together" nature of living.
Just a completely non-superficial lifestyle that reaps the benefits of living in modern society. I don't want to cut off from technology, but I do want to cut off from society in a way and yell "hahahahha, fuck yoouuuuuu" to the people who judge.
>>25894690
lmao, pretty much this
>age 35
>think about starting a buisness
>loans.co.uk
hmmmmmm
>>25899462
2dark4me
>>25900654
>>25900830
Stop with the "my way of thinking is so unique/weird xDD" it makes you sound like an underage faggot.
Other than that, it all sounds pretty good. I think a lot of robots want to live in the woods and follow their passion. Society has let us all down. What seems to be something that cavemen did (hunt and fuck around for the rest of the day) now needs a lot of money and probably some permits too. Welp, good luck with your future, I hope you achieve it all.
>>25894906
britbongs are more normie than americans or anyone else.
A british robot would be chad compared to an American bot.
>>25895775
>a 6-figure salary is average for people with my degree
How are you average if you are a KHV living with your parents at 27?
>>25901831
>my way of thinking is so unique/weird xDD
No, legit, I'm like autistic to some degree
Not just this "waaah, weee, im so cooky and unique!! look at me!! xD" shit- I'm consistently fucking retarded in certain aspects but either extremely lucky or simply super talented when it comes to getting grand scale attention for very specific things I create/ try to get it for.
For a time I was constantly saying "Just make X and Y, you know, what everyone wants right now, and get 10 million hits, it's not hard haha"- kind of shit, but then finding out that most people don't have a knack for gauging their own talent and how that reflects into the real "mainstream media" stuff. To me, getting popular/ becoming well known for something seems "par for the course" when for most it's like an unobtainable dream.
I could just be lucky, but it's so fucking consistent right now whenever I actually try, that I've just learned to love myself for it. I feel like it has something to do with my out of place cognitive functions, which I haven't been able to see entirely in anyone else yet. (Besides people with aspergers/ some kind of autism, for instance)
>21 move out to University in my own apartment
>22 lose virginity
>23 get first big boy job
>24 graduate FSU, get job in another big city
Still waiting to feel like an adult. Got this nice apartment but no gf. Parents always axin about who I'm dating.
Haven't dated in 2.5 years, they think I'm gay lel.
The future is an abyss.
We do shit to not fall in it, to not perceive it is there or to not let it kill us first.
Normie life is so boring. I wish I could do something to change it.
>>25902066
Then use it to your advantage if it's so easy. Sure, making a shitload of videos about GTA V will probably get you a lot of subs but I think everyone knows that. If you have a unique idea go for it, make your buckaroos, and bail out of society. If I were you and I was so sure of myself, I would spend every second making big boy bucks until I have fuck-you-money and then just disappear to another country or w/e.
Nope, only if you're a dumb slave.
>>25897642
My wife wants to get before she's done the 11th grade.
>>25899277
I'm still working my first big job and am making six figures before taxes.
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>>25894596
There's no way that wasn't made by boomers
>>25894596
Its ironic how if you skipped marraige and children he could have retired at an age where he could still enjoy himself and fuck young bitches with all the money he has (getting a vasectomy should replace one of the milestones too).
>>25894632
>Yes, and everyone who said otherwise is delusionnal
Nah you're the only delusional one here, anyone who belives creating MORE OBLIGATIONS and MORE STRESS in your life is the key to happiness is a complete idiot, people like you just blindly listen to what society says you should do, not knowing that this model is what the people who are actually in power need you to follow so you can be a good little worker drone for the "betterment of society" and the "greater good", fuck that shit.
>>25894596
>Aged 37
>40k a year
I almost shat my pants until I realized it was in British pounds.
