My mommy got a message from the bank and they said they had to talk about the transactions on my card. About a week ago I ordered a bunch of sex toys. How do I get out of this one??
Y tho?
>Hurr durr, imma order a ton of dildos, surely they will never find out
Nigger u r fucked, gl though. Tell them its for someone else or it was a prank from your friends if you have any. Or be honest and tren then you enjoy dick which you clearly do.
>>25894522
Say your computer had a virus you ordered a pizza or something and the hackers must have used the cc to mess with you
>>25894593
>>25894652
I'll probably just claim it was a disgruntled Amazon employee
Why would your mom need to consult them about your card? Shouldn't they need to talk to you?
>>25894748
This.
How old are you OP?
>>25894748
>>25894795
My mommy got it for me when I was younger so her name is still connected to it. Besides, she wants to do it together.
>>25894748
lmabo yeah
>>25894858
Tim? Is that you?
They'll ask if the last x transactions were actually you. If you bought them from an actual sex shop or a sex toys website you're probably fukt, because the company name will show up in the transaction.
>>25895124
It's Amazon and just shows up as Amazon on my account. I buy tons of books so the price wouldn't be too out of the ordinary. Am I safe?
>>25895172
Amazon's cool, they don't put company names at all. It will show up as $xx.xx payment to amazon, so you're safe.
Wouldn't hurt to come up with some believable lies just in case
Mommy is on the phone right now. Turns out someone got my number and tried to buy over $1k worth of stuff. I am relieved I guess.
>>25895430
Buy more dildos to celebrate!
>>25895430
How can you do that with just a phone number.
