Some say female wizards cannot exist, but I am living proof female wizards exist. I will become a female wizard in the next 3 years
>22
>kissless virgin
>I do work and go to university, so I'm not a robot, but I am in robot territory
>have no friends
>when I do meet people, I'm friendly, but they don't like me because I am too weird
>try to be normal, but impossible
>only people who want to be my friends are religious Christians or Muslims who are trying to convert me
>have no interest in converting
>I'm not pathetic enough to accept fake friends and give up my atheism just so I can have friends who only like me because they converted me
>I can't drive yet because my mom doesn't want me to destroy her car
>I do have a license, just not an advanced one
>I'm fat
>I'm hideous
>I have eczema
>I'm OCD
>I'm probably autistic
>I have weird interests and no interesting hobbies
>25
>wizard status
You dumb fucking bitch.
>>25894064
I said I am three years from being a wizard, you retard
>I will become a female wizard in the next 3 years
>22
0/10 made me reply
How do women even find this website? Non of my normie friends know about 4chan and I've never even met a woman nearly autistic enough to know of any other "social" website than facebook or 9gag
>>25894147
It's because I think like a fucked up version of a male due to being shunned by society. I also WoW as a kid and 4chan was referenced a lot. Anyway, that's because your friends are normies
>>25894183
played* WoW
>>25894046
>I'm fat
This is the only thing you have to fix, and you're fine.
Guy robots on the other hand have to go through much MUCH more to compete. You're just a lazy piece of shit.
>>25894078
>poor reading comprehension either
top kek lass
>>25894046
>fat
>ugly
There's the reason you're a wizard. Society only values you for your looks, same as us. You're on the outside looking in.
None of what you just said would be a problem if you were cute. But since you're not, it's your death sentence.
>>25894235
Really? What if you're hideous?
>>25894235
>This is the only thing you have to fix, and you're fine
She doesn't even need to fix that, plenty of guys will fuck a fat guys, especially if she have a fat ass/big breasts to go with it.
Female CANNOT be robots.
>>25894252
Even friends care if you're ugly and fat? I see ugly chicks with friends though
>>25894262
a fat girl*
(nobody wants fat guys sorry)
>>25894046
>I'm fat>I'm fat>I'm fat
>I'm fat
>I'm fat
I was waiting for that the magic touch of a female who is a "lonely" or in other words completely worthless, I just don't get how you can fail at something that was literately given to you, like I fucking get it if youre still in high school and your parents gave you shitty take out food when you were a kid but damn son. GOD DAMN I CANT STAND FAT CHICS I CANT FIND ANY GIRL THESE FUCKING DAYS WHERE I CAN LOOK AT AND SAY DAMN BITCH YOURE NOT FAT 1/3 GIRLS THAT RELEVENT ARE FUCKING FAT ALL YOU HAVE TO BE IS NOT FAT FOR FUCK SAKES ITS SO RARE FOR A WHITE GIRL TO HAVE AN UGLY FACE ALL YOU HAVE TO BE IS NO FUCKIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGG FATTTTTTTTTTT ITS SO FUCDKING FEAZZY JUST DONT EAT SHITTYYY FUCKING FOOOD U FAT WORTHLESS CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25894262
I'm not a robot yet, but I feel like I am in robot territory because of the aforementioned.
>>25894284
But fat chicks have friends
>Waah I'm so alone
>I'm ugly ;(( guys I belong here right??
>look at all the things wrong with me
>I'm part of the clique now right?
lmao at you ppl who took this bait
>>25894046
What you just described is a hideous troll, not a female.
>>25894078
You become a wizard at 30, you stupid fucking attention whore. Learn a little bit about the lifestyle you're trying to emulate to be "le so quirky alternative" next time, dumb bitch.
>>25894601
Somebody got triggered lol
>>25894078
you dumb fucking bitchh
>>25894046
Nope. Women can't be robots. The only one who comes close is that korean girl with the chip in her brain.
>>25894646
you mad, bro? lol
>>25894685
>>25894631
autism knows no bounds
>>25894046
>I'm fat
There is your problem. Fix that and you will be riding dicks like no tomorrow
Wrong
Wizard status is at age 30 with a maintained virginity
Not 25
>>25894046
>I'm OCD
Nice meme illness
>probably autistic
>probably
>weird interests
Yeah, poo poo pee pee pepes are weird interests.
>>25894046
>have no interest in converting
You deserve to have no friends tbqh
>>25894046
A wizard is a 30 years old male virgin.
You are not 30 years old, you are not male, and while you might be a "virgin" you most likely let Chad's dick inside your mouth and anus like all "christian" and "muslim" "nice girls".
What you are is a feral succubus trying to extract the mana of the virgins on this board in the form of attention. You're literally trying to download mana you stupid whore.Realistically you're probably some /cow/ard who thinks his bait threads are funny and clever.
>>25895316
I love you, man. It's fucking funny
