>anon there's been an accident and i can't find a sitter for [pic related], could she come and stay at your place for a few hours?
wot do?
do it, unless you're a literal pedophile or hate kids, in which case don't do it
that kid looks too old for a sitter anyways. is she developmentally challenged or what
>>25892389
>wot do?
"Sorry I'm busy right now."
Seriously I'm not only socially inapt with women. I'm fucked with guys, old fucks, children, even animals don't like me.
>invite her over to play Legos
>make mommy clean up our piss jugs
yeah whatever, im not a nigger, and that's a kid
>anon you certainly have some strange cartoons on your computer.
HOW MUCH YOU PAYING?
>>25892389
can i eat what's in the fridge?
what the fuck ever
just put on frozen or some shit
maybe order a pizza
>>25892414
You would let your 9-11 year old daughter stay at home by herself?
I would because im not a damn pedo.
Probably.
But id probably be too boring for her even so, id just read my books.
>>25893045
Why would u not be allowed to eat from your fridge?
>>25893355
Anon is in charge of reading comprehension, Anon.
>>25892389
touch the cunny to be forthright with you, relatives
>tfw I like kids
>taking care of someone else's kid
>all this cuckolding in this thread
>>25893272
You millennials are a bunch of whiny bitches. And I thought the boomers fucked us up, looks like you caught the worst of it.
9-11 is just fine for a kid to stay home by herself. Unless there's some kind of socialization or development issue.
>>25893495
>tfw i likelittle girl feet
Just play Mario Kart or something with her. It's not that hard you autists
>>25892389
I would accept and teach her logic and critical thinking.
>no problem ma'am, you can leave her with uncle Anon
> would teach her all about cummies the special button that she has and show her my loli collection
>>25893571
>uncle anon said that jews are responsible for all the bad things that happen
>>25892389
>Accept
>Nothing happens and she gets picked up by her mom later that afternoon
>Next day police are kicking down your door
>GET DOWN ON THE GROUND PEDO SCUM
>Get tasered and beaten up
>Meet lawyer at the police station
>He tells you that the mom went to the police saying her daughter told her that you touched her all over
>You are sentenced to 10 years in maximum rape prison
You won't fool me evil wermin
>>25893685
I wouldn't say anything of the sort; I would teach her *how* to think not *what* to think.
