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fembot here and I demand my Adam Driver lookalike bf. >long
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fembot here and I demand my Adam Driver lookalike bf.
>long wavy hair
>gorgeous eyes
>sort of quirky face, uneven jaw, big ears etc
>skinnyfat preferable
>misunderstood artist look
>loaded up with angst

I literally c a n n o t be happy without one, ever since I saw him in SJW Wars I've been obsessed. he's all I can think about. he's so fucking handsome in this weird way and I absolutely must have one. I don't want any kind of ripped Chad-type with a perfect jawline, I don't want any Enrique or Tyrone or anyone else. I need an Adam Driver lookalike bf and I will do anything to get one.

Adam Driver lookalike boys must post ITT.
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I don't get all the mockery about him. He isn't ugly, in fact I think he has some charm and a charismatic face.
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I look like him but I'm blonde. Also, Adam isn't skinnyfat, he's /fit/
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>>25888125
Reporting in ma'am.
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my friend actually looks exactly like him
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I hope you aren't a fat bitch OP.
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>>25888125
what do u look like btw?
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>>25888137
he's the best-looking man I've ever laid eyes on.

>>25888138
would you consider dying your hair? I'd do it for you. blonde is a really feminine hair color and blonde men never look good.
also I know he's /fit/ but I like skinnyfat boys. I wouldn't mind one that was ONLY as fit as Adam is, but no more. I'm not big on muscles.
also, post pic.

>>25888139
can I have pic?

>>25888151
is he ~single~

>>25888164
of course not. how could I condemn my new Adam Driver lookalike bf to having a fat girlfriend? never.

>>25888175
a right side better than shitty Lena Dunham.
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>>25888226
>Lena Dunham
No thanks I'll pass
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He's pretty great. Such a sweet smile.

If I had a bf who looked like him I would ask him to do Star Wars roleplay with me in bed though. He would probably not want to or get sick of it and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
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>>25888125
>tfw look like him
>tfw only 5'8 though
I wouldn't ever associate with a "fembot" though
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>>25888125
very poor bait anon
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>>25888125
why is his right pec clipping through the table
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>>25888316
I said BETTER than her, by a lot
she's fucking ugly and I have no idea why she keeps whipping her tits out on her awful show

>>25888353
>star wars roleplay with my adam driver lookalike bf
unfff that's all I want out of liiiife
gawwwd why don't I have one yet :C

>>25888359
maybe I don't associate with manlets either, kthx

>>25888390
because he's made of perfect diamonds and stardust and precious metals.
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I've always thought he's a lot like me. Especially the personality he plays in Girls but not as crazy.
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I think if I shaved my face up for once and put in some contacts i'd be right up your alley, bby ;) ;) ;)

fuck off 'fembot'
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>>25888423
I wish you good luck and a bf who will do Star Wars roleplay with you.

I was lucky enough to date someone for a while who would pretend we were zabraks and pinch at my scalp where horns would have been and pretend he was a sith and I was his apprentice and we had a great time.
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>>25888353
roleplaying would be pretty fun

>I will finish what you started
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skinny fat here
how do feel about beards?
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>>25888443
you're not as crazy as that or that's not as crazy as you?
I love his personality in girls.
>tfw no crazy, angry, but sincere and loving Adam Driver bf

>>25888495
thanks, friend.
I'm jealous of your roleplay experience. I've never had bf that would roleplay with me in bed or otherwise. :(

>>25888520
oh my god can he do no wrong?
here I was just shittalking blonde men earlier but now...
SOMEONE GIVE ME ADAM DRIVER LOOKALIKE BF
I FUCKING WANT ONE NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25888551
I like beards but not really huge ones.
it depends how it looks on your face.
but are you Adam Driver-tier? or are you just some skinnyfat beardface?
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fuck off dumb underaged whore
reported
sage
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>>25888587
I think I'm not as crazy as him. He sometimes seems to lose control of what's happening.
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>>25888587
my serious tip is to not date people who have no interest in any kind of roleplaying. It's one thing to not like it in bed but if they can't be creative enough to act and pretend to be someone other than themselves I would be very leery of them.
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>>25888614
I'm older than you and I can guarantee it without even asking your age.
you're what, 20? 22 tops? yeah, okay, faglord.

>>25888619
I think that's hot. it's like he's got so much passion and emotion pent up he doesn't know what to do with it. that's attractive as fuck, to me.
are you here to be my Adam Driver bf anyway?

>>25888632
it seems like such a weird thing to demand from someone especially since it's not even a mainstream thing, it's a really odd qualifier for a boiifirendu.
it's secretly what I want though. can you teach someone to like roleplay?
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>>25888682
Yeah. But I haven't read any posts beside OP so if I ask the same questions again don't get angry.
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>>25888682
This is me, but I need a trim
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Dude needs to get a haircut
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>>25888787
not even close to the same get out of my thread
you're like the opposite of him in every way

Adam Driver bf has:
>thick lips
>big nose
>big ears
>charming dopey face
>slightly buggy eyes
>long dark wavy hair
>longer face profile
>longer jaw
>smaller chin
>shorter forehead
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i used to look more like him when i had longer hair

>accidentally gave my coworker an orgasm by showing up to work with a buzzcut (she told me later) (i never fucked her)
>tfw still a pure-as-snow virgin to this day
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He's ugly as shit, you like him cause he's famous
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>>25888125
>tfw face is too not fucked up to even be wanted by you
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>>25888125
my hair is wavy when long but i am probably uglier than him
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>>25888868
hooooly shit 10/10 I'll take one
everyone else go home I found what I was looking for *3*

how are you even a virgin? you're attractive as fuck. I don't know if I can even believe you.
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>>25888682
Yeah, almost anyone can roleplay. Really the only people who can't are people who struggle with empathy and creativeness, which is why I am leery of them.

Roleplaying is a lot more mainstream than you'd think. People use it as a skill to predict others and in a lot of creative endeavors like writing and acting. I would never demand it of someone, it's just important for me to know that it's something they are capable of doing.

If it's something you want in bed you should just say so. It usually helps to be pretty up front with your fetishes.
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>>25888125
I JUST WANT A CRUSTY, SKINNY MENTALLY ILL BOYFRIEND I'M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH AM I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE must have light eyes though
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>>25888850
your specific as fuck haha
my lips are thick thank you very much
buggy eyes *tick
longer face ?
my beard hides the jawline
desu you'd have more luck just getting adam driver.
And you know it
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>>25888914
You look like a cold ballsack
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>>25888981
don't be mad you're the exact opposite of what I'm looking for. that bitterness is ugly bruv.
you can't even differentiate between the proper uses of your/you're. what do you have to offer? nothing, now shoo.
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>>25889018
Im not mad, I've been laughing since your first reply to me.
Grammar really? Thought you were chill.
Well its been fun
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>>25888868
This is coming from a fag, ur handsome af family
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>>25888914
not this cunt again
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>>25889201
>This much vinegar
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>>25889213
>>25889009
don't talk shit about dimi you rude asses. eh's a nice guy.
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>>25889009
>>25889213
:(
>>25889248
thanks famalami
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>>25889232
you just made my night
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I've always been ashamed of my big ears. It's why I grow my hair out to cover them. Kylo Ren was my favorite character.
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>>25889433
Defecate in the toilet
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>>25889433
you're actually pretty cute for an Indian.

I couldn't be anywhere near you if you have the accent though. I've just met too many fucking awful Indians in my life. here in the midwest, we have a bajillion of them shitting all over all of the nice things.
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>>25888125
i'm all that. small ears tho
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>>25889582
I'm gonna require photographic evidence.
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>>25889601
nevaaar.
actually im pretty amazed, never had noticed how much he looks like me. holy shit. also my hair is kinda more brownish black, he has black black
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>mfw I look like him but better looking
>mfw I am angsty as shit
>mfw grills all of a sudden find me desirable


Too bad I don't know how to talk to females
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>>25888125
That guy ugly af
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>all this pandering to a 'fembot'

I am disgusted
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>>25888125

I have now heard multiple people say this guy is attractive. Were all these people on drugs?
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>>25889673
>>25889688
Post some pics son
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>>25889756
I will post a picture of me if you post a picture of you. That way I'll know what I'm getting into.
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>>25889756
no i won't faggot
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>>25889458

"Lolol POO in LOO XDD!!1!1!! amiriteguyz". This meme is getting old.

>>25889486

I was born and raised in the US, but I get what you mean. Some Indians walk around acting like they own the place. It doesn't help that a lot of them legitimately have money to throw around. There are a lot of entitled asshole IT Indians in the South driving Mercedes and bitching at Macy's that they didn't get their discount.
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>>25889770
>>25889784
My lights are off
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>>25889804
>"Lolol POO in LOO XDD!!1!1!! amiriteguyz".

lmao stay mad street pooper
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>>25889804
>"Lolol POO in LOO XDD!!1!1!! amiriteguyz"

Every fucking time. Baiting curryniggers is literally the easiest thing in the world
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>>25888125
You really should leave this board.
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>>25889837
>>25889855
c'mon guys these streets are specially designated, as poo streets
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>>25889889
will not and you can't make me

>>25889804
>Some Indians walk around acting like
they're worse than that here. really disgusting.
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Kylo is bae
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>>25889977
GTFO BITCH
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>>25889804

>There are a lot of entitled asshole IT Indians in the South driving Mercedes and bitching at Macy's that they didn't get their discount.

If they were supposed to get their discount and didn't get it, then they have every right to complain.

You think people get rich and keep their money by letting others slight them? Hah.
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>>25890015
yessssssss

>>25890022
spank me daddy
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>>25890380
WHERE YOU AT

NORCAL
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>>25890441
M I D W E S T
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original fucking comment blox bullshit god damn.
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>>25890636
WELL FUCK

I SEE YOU DON'T LIKE MANLETS ANYWAY
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>>25890740
it's only because I'm tall :/
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>>25888915
my parents beat the living shit out of me when i was a kid, and i ended up kinda odd. having experienced some fucked up things in addition to a shitty attitude, i really haven't had that much of a drive to push myself for sex or intimacy even when either gender offers it. im really fuckind dense too, ive had a girl masturbate during a movie while i had my arm around her and didn't realize till after.

>>25889203
some guy showed me his dick while i was in the bathroom at one of the few parties i ever went to. he just walked in and started peeing next to me and instantly asked if i wanted to. it looked like a rockstar energy drink can in a sock and i was kind of flattered but i decided to just pretend to fall down the stairs instead of saying anything
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>>25891367
the real question is
will you be my crazy angsty adam driver bf or not
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>>25891533
do you live in a place where you have to dress like this for 6 months out of the year
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>>25888125
Is this what you want ?
This comment is original btw
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>>25888125
>wanting a disgusting piece of shit
That's like asking for the Indian guy who played Zuko in Avatar TLA.

I demand a Thranduil lookalike so I can orbit him, have him be my oneitis and I can spend money in gifts for him while he fucks other girls and tells me about it. Then have him tell menhow much of a good friend I am as a lie to get More money out of me.
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>>25888125

reminder you are attracted to the fictional character of Kylo and in real life he is a really nice and kind chill dude

why do women do this? a guy can admit when he just likes a fictional character, but you retarded roasties have to pretend Bendidick Cumbumbitch is a super genuis in real life
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>>25888138
He's a fucking skeleton, are you kidding me?
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My bedhead hair is fucking shit in this pic but when it's longer it's all wavey/ curly. It's not black (Slightly reddish actually, but not cheeot ginger colour)

I don't know if I fit the rest of your description in terms of aesthetics, but
>misunderstood artist look
>loaded up with angst
ayyyy
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>>25888520
Kek'd hard at this. Good one mate.
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>>25889201
pass the salt breh heh ehh
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>>25892065
>offer money and gifts
>nobody wants to even be my orbitee
I wish I was dead
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he's so fucking ugly jesus when i was watching the movie i couldn't even look at him cause i was about to throw up such an unsatisfying movie with no really attractive characters it's just bad worst face of all time ugh ew
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>>25888125
I've always found him to be quite an attractive guy. Even before he was cast in Star Wars. You should watch This Is Where I Leave You.
>21yr old straight guy here
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>>25888868
How old are you?

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