Oh shit, r9k!
An attractive human female is giving you a thumbs up and an genuine smile for something you did!
What did you say and or do to make this unlikely scenario occur?!
I killed myself.
>>25884341
/thread tbqhfamily
>>25884315
>give her a thumbs up back
>she looks confused
>chad walks past me from behind
>they both give me a funny look and walk off
such is life
Reply back that whatever I did wasn't even that hard and that I'm not even good at whatever it was making her realize I have no self-confidence which is the worst thing you can do when a female is interested in you.
>>25884315
>>25884341
>Samefagging THIS fucking hard, not today retard
Go pilot my Eva and get trapped inside of an angel where I will have a mental breakdown.
Queefed near her after inserting one of the new strawberry scented tampons I got
Wrap my mouth around her thumb and start sucking
>>25884406
i stopped answering to my name because of this
always someone else
i have no name now
i am anon
>>25884455
OP here, every post except this one has had a unique IP. I have two thumbs up for your stellar attention to detail, though!!!
>>25884315
Did some tricky shit in a funny and unconventional way.
Girls seem to like it when I do it.
I whisper in her ear "giv succ bb." Suddenly she is in love with me and she gives de succ
>>25884341
>Think of dank response gurranteed to get some delicous (you's)
>Could live off of it for months
>See this
Motherfucker what am I supposed to say now?
>>25884315
>What did you say and or do to make this unlikely scenario occur?!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iYTvEQHcyf
I followed instruction.
Something isn't right.
I bet they want to make some kind of prank to me.
>>25887888
Trips konfirm.
>>25884315
>What did you say and or do to make this unlikely scenario occur?!
Told her about the Jews
