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2016-01-20 04:33:29 Post No. 25883092
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2016-01-20 04:33:29
Post No. 25883092
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See you fags later, I'm done, I've graduated, no longer a robot virgin. You guys have been good don't get me wrong, cheers for all the support and stuff. As my last gift to you faggots you better buckle up and get ready for a fucking greentext.
>Be me, graduating high school soon
>Fuck
>Going to graduate a virgin and without the love of a woman
>Over teen years had the odd sexual encounter at parties and whatever
>All encounters were just from being in the right place at the right time
>18 years of isolation
>Friendzoned so many times by girls for being too much of a cuck
> Probably developed something that would be diagnosed as depression but it was just being a miserable fuck
>Browse through millions of feels when no gf posts
>Discovered /r9k/
>Home
> A couple years of being a robot
>Shit's entrenched into my soul
>See so many sad men, become one of them
>Turn into an edgy autist
>Become the cancer of society
>Criticise everything, nothing is good enough
>Fuckthisgayearth.png
>At a friend's house about a month ago
>One of the hottest chicks in my year
>"You wouldn't message her"
>Shoot her a smartarse inbox, not expecting reply
>Instant reply
>Shit
>Robot panic mode activates
>Play it cool Anon
>Remain funny, calm, and collective
>Remember to use false confidence
>A month passes, we meet up, can't stay off each other
>Meet up again, make it official
>I have a girlfriend, what the fuck
>She kisses me, I pull her on top
>Have been on a permaboner since she arrived
>She pulls my cock out, starts rubbing it against her pussy
>Should I put it in?
>Fuck it
>Put my cock inside her, what the fuck
>I'm no longer a virgin
>Existential crisis ensues inside my head
>Focus and don't fuck this up
>Fuck her and she starts moaning and shaking
>I'm doing this right wtf
>Cuddle for an hour afterwards
>She leaves for her house
>I drink a glass of milk then take a shit
>Inner thought on the shitter
TL:DR
I was a depressed and lonely virgin, now I'm not.
