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Just one question? Why would anyone orbit a woman. I hear you guys mention "oneitis" and it makes me cringe so hard i could die.

>pic related, its the shoes my gf bought me with the gift card one of her orbiters sent her for Christmas
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>>25879376

I don't know much about orbiting, but I've got a pair of those shoes and they're comfy AF.
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>>25879376
I don't orbit any women. I don't have any friends at all to start, and women scare me because I think they all secretly despise me and think I'm ugly. I would never be a beta orbiter though, and I think buying things for them and being a shoulder to cry on is retarded and not a good way at all in an attempt to get in a relationship as well as fuck.
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>>25879376
look mommy, I posted it again
Literally saw a variant of this shite earlier today, if you become an orbiter you're no longer a robot
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>>25879475
yeah i did post it earlier and it got no replies.

this is a quality subject.

I am here to show you where having a oneitis gets you. it gets me new kicks.
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those are some ugly ass kicks my man
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>>25879560
its the lighting. im under bright lights and it makes them look slightly pink, huh?

theyre sand colored though. they look much better in person. its just a kahki color.

also, theyre retardedly comfy..and they were free
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Just finished day one of not-orbiting my ex. Only dated two girls in my life and seriously fell in love with this one. She broke up with me but still wanted to be friends/fuckbuddies so I stayed attached and got worse. This went on for nearly a year and only yesterday did I realize how pathetic I was being. Her new boyfriend is literally a cuckold so we'll see where that goes in the future.
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>>25879503
Well, theyre pretty ugly shoes desu. The orbiter pissed his money away, but so did your gf.
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>>25879560
Ayy this senpai u ho a thot nawmsayin
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>>25879376
My wife's son could beat the shit out of you, you think you're such a tough guy eh? He's a 6'6 pro MMA fighter.

Don't you ever fucking insult me ever again you little punk.
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>>25879376
Do people really give them money? lol
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>>25879868
today i aced a job interview while wearing them so im going to disregard your opinion, regardless of its accuracy
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