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Sunny today lads
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>mods deleting threads
why do they do this
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>>25868271
blame pakipoo and his hacking friends
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>appointment with PiP tommorow (being migrated from DLA)
how do I stop them taking my autismbux?
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Great. Now my blog buddy probably will have never read my morning blogpost to him.
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>>25868294
read up the symptoms and diagnosis criteria for whatever you've said you have and make sure you do them
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>>25868352
aspergers, and I actually have it but will do
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>>25868294
google their scoring system and make out you're on the worst ones in your category.

My mum was trying to get it but she was too fucking honest about her arthritis and it's very severe for her. They fucked her over cause I said we walked about 50 metres to the place where we had the appeal at instead of saying I dropped her off right outside.
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>>25868271
Deleting threads is the only way mods and jannies can get an erection senpai
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>>25867837
I've been on ESA for 10 years now and it's changed a lot since I first started

I've only been put in Support Group once for instance and that was after my last review. Before that, they didn't have any of this support group shit. They just sent me a later telling me I'd receive bux and a rough time to expect my next review,

I assume that the medical review board puts you into groups, not the job centre or any of that shit so I don't think they'd help at all with it. Might need to wait until your review which will be within 12 months of your first disability claim.
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>>25868294
just got a text of ATOS now I've been rescheduled to 3rd of feb
>>25868367
my sisters legitimately disabled, struggles to walk and look after herself, suffers nightmares depression and PTSD and she gets less than me it's ridiculous
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Oh the times they are a changing (8)
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>>25868286
>mods punishing pakioboo for being a retard

Im ok with this.
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>>25868603
He really needs to fuck off
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Think I'm going to try phishing again

Stick to facebook, since I can vizualise the win condition more clearly though the redirect problem still bugs me

Going to try some randoms, build up some steam, then try some non-English, non-Polish speakers, and then near Xmas next year, go for the big girls
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>>25868762
phishing is shit tier and way too difficult for facebook use the 30 bot friends reset method
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>>25868811
>30 bot friends reset method
are you making that up? I'm getting LoL result from google


>phishing is shit tier and way too difficult for facebook
hey, I got 2 bites, the email is fine, the problem is the redirect
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>>25868762
JUST FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING PAKI CUNT

You're killing the fucking threads

When are you being locked up? Not soon enough
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>>25868859
Poleaboo doesn't get a whole lot of (you)s out of 500 posts
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>>25868875
No, but the threads are being deleted partly because of your phishing shit

I repeat

Fuck the fuck off
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>>25868842
no it's a real method for facebook
to sum up
get 30 of your accs on target friendlist (could work with less but less likely to work)
then go to password reset them and select the "send reset codes to my friends" then you have high chance of getting your accs on all 3 colums (it randomly selects the friends so you might not always get your accs)

and the redirect was put there to stop phishers, hence why it's shit I mean you got 2 bites and 0 accounts

I genuinely don't think hackings for you
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Guys there is somebody I know who I strongly suspect of grooming minors and plying them with drugs. I just saw him and a bunch of guys get into a car and drive off with a very young girl he has been knocking about with lately. How to proceed?
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>>25868948
what do you mean proceed? you want in on it or you want to snitch?
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>>25867837
My experience went like this
>Be on JSA for long time
>Go to an 'optional' work experience with some office they work closely with
>Did that for a week before dropping out
>Got a new advisor at the JSA who's a hardass and tried to give me a hard time for not seeing it through
>Politely agreed with whatever she wanted to her surprise
>Have work experience at the JSA
>Did that for 4 days before dropping out
>Guy phoned up to ask why
>Explained the anxiety problems
>Go to the doctor and do the same
>Hardass switches me to ESA, get a letter a few months later saying I'll have an assessment in a month to see if I get in the support group
>Just went full autist to the lady and got in
I think if you jump through some of their hoops instead of turning everything down they'll be less likely to hassle you over the change to ESA.
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>>25868891
You can't know that unless you're the mod/janny who browses /britfeel/ and deleted /ausfeel/ shortly after the link was posted here

>>25868896
>get 30 of your accs on target friendlist (could work with less but less likely to work)
ha, that would be a challenge on its own, these girls are super paranoid, one even disabled friend requests

>then go to password reset them and select the "send reset codes to my friends"
I was banking on shit like this but they have much more secure options these days (or if you've secured your account properly)

>>25868948
snitches get stitches
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any manchbros here? want to go nightclubbing at deansgate this Friday but I can't decide between revolution/arc/sakura.

Been to revolution before so it's pretty cool with 50% women plus they kick out Indians/tracksuits/trainer retards, but it's 4 quid a cocktail and that sucks even though I only take 3-4 a night.

Arc seems really great and closes like 5am, but sakura is 50% off till 1am and I think the entrance fee is only 4 quid.

It's apparently student friendly so I had the impression I won't get much if any chicks there since they usually have boyfriends anyway(could be either too trashy or pretentious I dunno) as opposed to the revolution with lotsa single sluts with their girlfriends.
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>>25868987
I'm not a pedo mate. I was wondering if there is any way to alert the authorities and what are the odds they would do something about it. There is no hard evidence but I have been suspecting it for awhile now and when I put it all together it is hard to see a different reality to the situation.

The thing is without actual evidence there's not a lot the popo can do is there?
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>>25868948
If he's white then it's none of your fucking business you jealous twat.
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>>25869018
>snitches get stitches

>being worried about being beat up by pedos

There are a lot of families here mate. He would literally be crucified to a lamppost if he got done and people found out.
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>>25868948
Reg plate, tip off coppers or just grass directly if you know their names
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>>25869032
You could kill yourself normie

That would be a good idea
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>>25869032
>any manchbros here?
Poleaboo is but he thinks normies need to leave
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>>25869018
paranoid girls are more difficult, anyway I'm abandoning thread if you need any help I use ricochet (https://github.com/ricochet-im/ricochet) my ID is ricochet:slqya5pmpuk3pci2 feel free to add me
>>25869033
stalk the guy to find out more, take photos and ask a random cop you see on the street - just don't give your name
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>>25869051
>There are a lot of families here mate. He would literally be crucified to a lamppost if he got done and people found out.
This isn't the movies. Look at Rotherham, that's what happens when people get molested in this country, they keep their heads down like the pathetic spineless vermin they are.
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>>25869076

>implying that faggot knows anything about it
>implying he doesn't get kicked out by the bouncers and gets laughed at by the people on the queue
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>>25869018
What exactly are you trying to get from these Staceys? I understand you want revenge but you could do that in other ways
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>>25869076
What did your dad think of you passing?
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Waifus, post
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got a call from the job centre at 11 in the morning and a voicemail, can't call back or listen to it because I don't have credit

called the DWP and the advisor left a note saying 'tried to call customer'
do you think they didn't call back because they don't need to, or the voicemail told me to call them?
they were both made at the same time
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>>25869160

I suppose I could do that
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>>25869045
>le racism and pedophilia man XD

so edgy senpai
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>>25869095
I'm not in Rotherham mate. The culprit is a white man.
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>>25869158
He was pleased, but he's always upbeat these days

Mum was quite patronising
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>>25869219
>culprit is a white man

The popo will act quickly then. They're not going to be held back by racism accusations from the local imam
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Has anyone actually met a tranny?
They're posted about constantly on 4chan/some other sites but I always seen it more as an American thing. Can't recall anyone actually mentioning it irl.
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>>25869223
Poleaboo does the racism on /britfeel/ make you sad or are you integrated enough into British society that you consider yourself a British bloke dipped in tea so it doesn't really effect you?
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>>25869250
I've seen a couple walking around but I've never spoken to one.
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>>25869153
Revenge is something I want but completely unrelated to this

In the begenning, all I wanted was to view their facebook profiles due to my interest in them and that's all I intend to try to gain from this
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>>25869250
Technically yeah, but he (born female) didn't harp on about it, so it very rarelycame up. Plus he was a munter so nobody ever hit on him and got a shock when they got home.
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>>25869160
This comment is pretty fly for OC
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>>25869032
Ark is boss, but if you're going specifically to meet women, Revolution is your best bet. As for the prices, just pre-drink a little
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>>25869249
What can the popo actually do though? There is no evidence and the girl isn't going to dob him in.
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>>25869272
Were they passable? I imagine the common one isn't.
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>>25869256
>integrated into society

Smh
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>>25869277
>all I wanted was to view their facebook profiles

Really? You can't do that via a fake account?

I really don't understand what you're actually gaining from this obsession with them.
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>>25868365
>fake 'disease'
>"I have it"
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>>25869299
They could probably use your statement as a cause for investigation
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>>25869357
Ok I've been formally diagnosed with a fake illness, there are you less triggered anon?
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C-CURSE YOU!
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Who thinks pakis stink?
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>>25869319
No they were all obviously trannies just from looking at them even from a far.

In fact there is a tranny who lives across the street from me, this old male to female lesbian tranny. You see him and his misses out walking their ferrets sometimes. They have loads of ferrets. There was a show about them on Chanel 4 awhile ago.

pic related
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>>25869256
Poleaboo doesn't really feel there is much racism in this particular general

>>25869348
>fake accounts
that's what got poleaboo into trouble in the first place, it beefed up the stalking charge
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I'm the fastest in the whole Universe!
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>>25869414
I think you need to fuck off back to /pol/
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>>25868948
Why do you want to interfere? Jealous?
Unless he's non-white and they are in which case get a few boys and get to work on him.
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>>25869444
Hit a nerve there, pakiboo?
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>>25869417
Fuck me, why would they think people want to watch such a niche story.
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>>25869297

Why lots of women in revolution? I mean yeah there were lots of em there when I went in plus they were single and easy.

So sakura is not the place to pick up chicks then,

too bad cause they sell cheap shit on Fridays. What's the usual entry fee for revolution? I paid 20quid but that was new years so they fucking jewed you hard.
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>>25868486
Thank you. I haven't actually tried a disability claim. I've never paid it much attention I just thought I had to go to the gp for a certificate then I got my 57bong a week. But I keep seeing people talking about atos, and the scoring system for pip. Is it about pip? I haven't done anything for that.
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can we have a comfy evening thread and just ignore poleaboo
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Well, maybe the second fastest now.
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anyone TL:DR me on poleboo cba reading his blog desu
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>>25869453
As I said he is white. I want to interfere because everyone in the neighbourhood thinks he's a cunt and there'is going to be a party when he gets eventually gets nicked.
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Don't know, maybe I just train harder?
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>>25869513
He had sex with a bunch of men at uni one of them gave him AIDs then he got sucked off through a glory hole in a gay bar giving it to some random bloke, now that bloke is trying to take him to court over it saying he transmitted it intentionally.
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>>25869594
thanks IS RTHIAS FUCKING ORIGINALS
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>>25869421
>that's what got poleaboo into trouble in the first place, it beefed up the stalking charge

So you're now trying to hack their accounts?

You must have nothing to lose, because the police won't be happy with you if they find out. Why don't you just try porking a chubber off of tinder? Might take your mind off it
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Who /sleepinbath/ here?

Everytime I get in the bath I ended up dozing off. Wake up every so often to top the water up and doze off again.
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>>25869513
>Paki from NW England, 19-21
>Thrown out of university for stalking Pol
>Soon to be registered sex offender
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>>25869513
He filmed one of his female flatmates taking a shit after stalking them and now he's out for revenge after they reported his paki arse to the popo.

He also keeps threatening us when we take the piss out of him
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>put my blankie in the wash and dried it
>got some weed
>got some pills
>got some food

Tonight is going to be a good night.
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Updating my CV is making me really sad lads. I don't really know why
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>>25869651
>19-21
If only

>>25869622
the phishing guy isn't poleaboo. The heart just wants what it wants, it's like playing a game or doing a puzzle, I wank to figure out the solution and unlock those rewards
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>>25869662
He's a misguided soul. He really was trying to pick up tips from WASPs as to how to poo in the loo.
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>>25869033
doubt it pal, pigs can't/ won't do shit without evidence. even then, they wouldn't batter an eyelid
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>>25869201
fuck off sensitive paki
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>>25869685
>Write about your waifu in white text in the header and footer
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>>25869644
I never have baths anymore but when I didn't have a shower in my house I would always fall asleep in the bath would make me miss the school bus in the morning because I'd be asleep in the bath so then I'd just stay at home playing Wolfenstein Enemy Territory all day and that's why now I am a retarded hopeless NEET and my Wolfenstein skills don't even count for anything because there is no online Wolfenstein games anymore. Should have focused on Counter-Strike instead.
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>>25869727
>batter an eyelid
tasty
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>>25869160
step aside, please
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>>25869746
Mate, just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.
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>>25869250
Yeah, there's this Tranny I know down town. Goes by the name of Glenda, she likes to sing Frank Sinatra records on the corner of the street.
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>tfw finally back home in my bedroom all wrapped up in bed after a long hard day sat on the sofa downstairs

Wew I dunno how you wageslaves do it every day.
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>>25869414
Anybody from the east is bound to stink, regardless of how much pungent shit they plaster on themselves.
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>>25869772
you know it mate

battered eyelid all the way
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>>25869716
>the phishing guy isn't poleaboo

Really? I was under the impression you were the same person...

>>25869718
>He's a misguided soul.

Animals don't have souls mate.

>WASPs
Whats this?
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>>25869757
I don't have one mate.
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https://poal.me/cudijb
https://poal.me/cudijb
we need your help over at /brit/ lads
getting BTFO by norwegian cucks
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C'mon anon and sniff our arses! You're not a poof are ya?

Or worse some kind of NONCE???
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>>25869859
>Really? I was under the impression you were the same person...
It's just another trick to fool the police
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>>25869898
Did your thread not take off?
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>>25869898
>I-I'm alright thanks, haha, I just drank some milk..
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>>25869250
Me again>>25869417

I just remembered another locally famous Tranny round here

There was this bloke named Sapphire who was another male to female. He was a Jamaican bloke. Me and my mates where down the park once when we were about 14 smoking WEED DUDE LMAO when he comes over to us and starts chatting to us. We offer him some chips then he is like 'oh thanks guys, thanks if you give me chips I'll give you weed' then he pulls out this fat bag of weed and starts doleing it out to us. Then he lays on the grass and smokes weed with us for a bit.

Years later he was convicted for having sex with young boys so now that story is very uncomfortable to think about.

pic related it's him/her
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>>25869881
>no one has came and voted
literally losing to /norgtraden/ ffs
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>>25869250
Some anon's homeless friend has a crush on a tranny he says looks like Maki. Very jealous desu.
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God going back home sucks, that God it's only a short visit. Step dad's keeps turning off my computer at night when it's in sleep mode since he thinks it's drawing a gigawatt of electricity.

What weirder is he has to go out of his way through a few rooms to check if it's on in the morning, it's silent too which just makes it seem like he turns it off to annoy me.
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>>25869898
>literal roastie pussies

No thank you
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>>25869928
Wasn't mine la just enjoyed the pic desu, I'm lonely
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>>25869917
>It's just another trick to fool the police

I can just see it now, Posting as Poleaboo from his phone while sat at his computer posting as phishing guy from behind 7 proxies or something
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Guys whatever happened to that anon who got a new step dad who was a chav and said that if anon didn't get a job he would beat him up and make him work in his mate's garage as a slave for free?
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>>25870030
Haven't heard from him in ages
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Had a fucking weird experience today, for a few minutes people's faces weren't 'faces' just weird collections of features that didn't seem real, hard to explain but I feel mental now, even more than before.
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>>25869946
Fucking hell, never thought i would see him posted on here
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Fuck sake, lads

I'm actually going to have to spend 160 quid and 12+ hours travelling to pick up my laptop etc from the police station before they destroy it all in 2 weeks
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>>25868256
>ctrl + f'ing for a (You)
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>>25870090
Why did they take it?
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Had a nice sleep with the gf last night lads
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>>25870114
Someone reported me for possession of child pornography.
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>>25869033
Fuckin squealer, you'd get card slashed for that here
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>>25870126
D-Did you lad?
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>>25870114
Evidence, they were going to search it for some unauthorized nudes

Told my legal aid solicitor to collect it but he nor anyone from his firm have been able to make time at any point during this entire year so far
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>>25870090

Polish Scatman

https://youtu.be/HxG1rm2l3bY
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Did that web dev guy from a day or two post any tips yet?
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>>25870084
Haha you in Bristol mate?
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>>25870138
No but he did film someone pooing in loo

>>25870149
They're not very good at dancing in sync and they're probably about 15
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Does any one else listen to spongecore?
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>>25870205
I once filmed myself doing a poo at pauls.
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Eating my first pot noodle.

Why did no-one tell me how delicious these things are.
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who/staffordshire/ here?
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>>25870263
Because everyone over the age of 8 has already had a pot noodle you tit.
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>>25870263
Because they're not
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>>25870129
>being a pedo
>2016
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>>25870200
>>25870084
>tfw sent out of maths class back in school days and he is just there and begins to dance/shimmy towards you so you shit your pants in surpise and walk back into the room
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>>25870291
Fuck OFF you pretentious tube not everyone here is poor trash.
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>>25870155
Tips about what? I'm also a software/web developer if you have questions.
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Anyone hear about the legal red light district in Leeds? It was on this morning, they've kept that very quiet.
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>>25870336
Least I had a pot noodle before I hit my 20s ;)
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>>25869680
ur pretty cool 4 a qt
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What are you listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T24FKVkjCNc
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>>25870263

They just taste of salt though. I'm not saying that's a bad taste, but it's hardly "delicious".

Also they're terrible for you.
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>>25870397
Isn't that the entire reason why Holbeck hasn't been flattened into the ground yet?
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>>25870331
Fucking hell I probably know you. I don't like it when this happens on here.

St Bons?
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>>25870403
>Bragging about your poverty stricken mum using meme food as daily sustenance rather than a simple treat because dad's sweep couldn't put roast on the table
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>>25870471
>Having Pot Noodles as a treat.

AYY
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>>25870336
>tfw you used to go round your poor council estate friend's house and his family would literally have pot noodle for dinner

Didn't realise at the time but it's actually pretty sad looking back at it.
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>>25870336
>Calls others poor trash
>Thinks Pot fucking noodles are delicious
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>>25870397
Is this like Hampsterdam in The Wire?
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it's my birthday today. did you remember that? did it cross your mind?

I remembered your birthday.
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>>25870471

>put roast on the table

Roast what?
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>>25870524
Jokes on you lad, nobody has ever remembered my birthday except my mum
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>>25870463
no not st bons
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I'm surprised /r9k/ doesn't hate the Pot Noodle.
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>>25870538
Roast ies

fuckoffrobot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

Unironically listening to this desu lads
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>>25870570
This thread is full of chavs who lived off it and pakis who sell it, of course they like it
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>>25870263
They are absolutely shit compare to how they used to taste. They use to be so nice. Now, the noodles are like cardboard and the taste ain't far off.
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cole to la galaxy
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Mid 90's were the comfiest of years.
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>>25870571

Did mum not eat dinner with you and Dad or something? >:)
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>>25870263
>Pot Noodles

That's normie food mate. A true NEET patrician knows that Nong-Shim noodles are the best.
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>>25870587
You heard Carly Rae Jespens last album m8? It's bare easy to listen to on a long drive, some songs are quite catchy n all
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>>25870684
Those noodles taste like cardboard shit mate.
Pot Noodle actually has flavour.
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>>25870684
Tastes like hot spicy water

Blander than pot noodles
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>>25870684

If only my local paki shop sold them
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>>25870652
>Openly laughs at your league
>Biggest team still signs his past-it ass anyway
>Murrica
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>>25870686

Got it up on youtube now m8, enjoying it desu

ty for the reccommendation
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>>25870652
Now there's a bloke I don't miss.

Is there a more hateable English footballer? Joey Barton is up there but not many else
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>>25870652
>cole to la galaxy
>>25870737
>Murrica
I thought cole was supposed to be a french word until your post

>>>/sp/
Normies out
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>>25870684
Poleaboo used to like both, depends if you like spicy stuff

Bombay Badboy was the only pot noodle flavour poleaboo really liked

Find them all disgusting now, taste of poverty
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>>25870657
That's true mate 1998-2000 were my favourite years in life followed by 2006-2007 and finally 2011-2012 all the other years have been shit tough desu
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>>25870804
>Find them all disgusting now, taste of poverty

If you slip into the first person again I'm calling the rozzers
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>>25870789
>implying there are normies on spee

wew lad you're in for a dissapointment
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Just ordered a body pillow lads
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PAKIS NOW OUT!!!
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>>25870882
I just ordered a pillow body
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Time to light up ANOTHER ONE!
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Alright lads gunna have a wank to some femdom dubs decides the ethnicity of the actresses.
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" Group Assessment interview " for call centre towmorrow.

Can I still visit when /wageslave/ ?
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>>25870887
Who is Pak and where is he out?
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>>25870918

Black as night
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>>25870882
Of whom?

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because there's one other guy on /r9k/ who cares about pronouns
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>>25870918
just reminded me of this.

http://xhamster.com/movies/5395964/face_distrucion.html
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>>25870908
>posting this literally just to enrage the autists

Guaranteed (you)s
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>>25870908
>Been you right now
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>>25870951
I already have the daki case >>25870119
I just haven't got a proper pillow yet
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>>25870908
YOU EVEN SMOKE WEED LIKE A FAGGOT
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>>25870908
>Dj Khaled

fuk of normie reeeeeeeeeeee
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>>25870957
I like the music
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>>25870972
>>25870939

That's you're warning m8
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>>25870972
Cheeky boy
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>>25870957
This is hot as fuck mate thanks
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>>25870908

Weekends only for that productivity, anon-san
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>>25870989
He's too cheeky for us lads
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>>25870989
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME AND IT WON'T BE THE LAST
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>>25871004
yea shes pretty hot for a brown skin. mistress Delilah I think.
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>>25870908
What brand of papers is that lad? I use rizzla kingsize silvers because I thought they were the thinnest and least papery tasting, but that looks like glass or something
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>>25870908
Dude, your index finger is like, a dolphin, man
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>>25870780
Rio.
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>>25871046
They're called 'Trip' mate. Not bad as a novelty and to show off to some people but not really one for regular use.
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>>25870961
What episode of tip toppy gear is that from?
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mum just gave me the "i'm disappointed in you" talk, and threatened to kick me out.
what should I do lads?
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>>25871021
What's up lad. HAHAHAHA
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>>25871137
>to show off
>thinking weed impresses anyone over 12
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>>25871165
For what?

Not stupid normie shit like "Wasting your life" I hope
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Been signing on for a year tomorrow. I want to fucking kill myself.
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>>25871182
Not to show off to people who don't smoke. To show off in like a group of people smoking.

I'm sure it doesn't impress you :)
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Anyone in ESA support group for anxiety, IDS is coming for people like you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3404200/Duncan-Smith-bid-2million-sick-benefits-work-Work-Pensions-secretary-call-shake-fundamentally-flawed-system.html
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>>25871153
Series 20, Episode 5.
The Best crossovers for caravanners segment.
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What is the most normie drug a person can have?

Is it weed or ecstacy?
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hum hum..

I got money this week, got to decide what to spend it on.

no cold weather paymenrt tho.
not like it hasn't been cold enough for it, right?

also got to feed myself tonight. ruh rohh.
poverty noodles & smart price spaghetti in bean sauce maybe.
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>>25871233
Same old same old shit
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>>25871184
>Not stupid normie shit like "Wasting your life" I hope
basically that.
not going to uni and shitting up the house for 2 years
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>>25871245
If you got a job you'd get way more money each week. Sure you have to be a productive member of society, but surely memeing 24/7 gets old
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>>25871250
Get the govt to pay for some shitty flat and show her up.
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>>25871233
People can get ESA for being depressed?
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>>25871243
MDMA. BOOM SHACKA LA.
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>>25871212
>actually admits that he shows off smoking weed

Mate I would actually kill myself if my life became as dull as yours.
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>>25871233
>We'll stopping the benefits this time! I Swear!
lol
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>>25871242
Cheers lad, I don't know how I missed this episode
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>>25871300
I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro ro ro...mantic
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>>25871311
It's a pretty good one.
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>>25869160

Hello waifu anons.

Today we are one day closer to widespread AI and VR technology and being able to meet our waifus for real.
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>>25871275
not really, if I had a job, id have more to pay and probably not be able to support myself at all.
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>>25871243
Cocaine famalam
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>>25871278
thanks mate, i'll look into it.
could probably leech off of her for a few more months still.
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>>25871336
I want to be a waifu

Will AI and VR allow me that?
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>>25871243
Weed

OC

Weedies out reeeeeeee
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>>25871336
>being able to meet our waifus for real.
*being able to simulate meeting an artificial construct made in our waifu's image
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>>25870200
Yeah, used to see him on the Gloucester Road, pretty sure he went to church with my nan. My dad told me that once Sapphire was hanging around with some kids and when boys dad came out and confronted him he knocked his lights out.
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>>25871243
Alcohol is the most normie drug.
The most normie illegal drug is weed, even school kids smoke it.
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>>25871367
If it looks real, and feels real. It's real
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>>25871380
If I am not able to make her happy then what is the point
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>>25871380
So dreams are real?
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>>25871351
>if I had more money, I'd have less money

ok m8
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>>25871367

What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Also this is an original post desu
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>>25871432
When I worked years ago, if I worked more hours, I'd literally have less money at the end of the month

Anything over 30 hours was an income loss.
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>>25871439
Like I said here >>25871403 if she can't feel my love for her and it's only a one-sided existence then there's no point
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>>25871357

I don't know why you'd want to be a waifu anon, it's probably not that great having hordes of fat neckbeards fapping to you at all hours of the day and posting pictures of you on a Mongolian cave-painting messageboard.
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>>25871461
This is baffling, how?
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>>25871461

I think the management may have been taking advantage of you m9
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>>25871486
>>25871495
It was because of housing benefit and working tax credits.
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Lads, Post normie tunes that you like

https://youtu.be/3_i_f2W16d0

https://youtu.be/KjC44toX2-w

https://youtu.be/UKp2CrfmVfw
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>>25871474

>Like I said here >>25871403 if she can't feel my love for her and it's only a one-sided existence then there's no point

How do you know anyone else feels anything? There's no need to have the whole A-level philosophy discussion about zombies and so on but if a really advanced AI algorithm can convincingly act like it loves you, isn't that good enough? If you had a gf for 10 years and then it turned out she was a very sophisticated android behaving according to a set of computer programs, would that make the love you felt for her during those 10 years any less real?
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>>25871509
Oh right. Well in that case just work for more than minimum wage and cut the benefits out the equation all together
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>>25871542
>just work for more than minimum wage

>just work for more than minimum wage

>just work for more than minimum wage

>just work for more than minimum wage
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>>25871535
here's a banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-M1AtrxztU
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>>25871371
Sapphire beat up the dad or the dad beat up Sapphire?

I miss him desu was always fun to spot him on Gloucester Road. Shame what happened.
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>>25871539
>if a really advanced AI algorithm can convincingly act like it loves you, isn't that good enough?
No, because I want her to feel the love I have for her too. I want to be able to live for her and know that I am making her happy.

>If you had a gf for 10 years and then it turned out she was a very sophisticated android behaving according to a set of computer programs, would that make the love you felt for her during those 10 years any less real?
In that situation I would have fallen in love with an android and would accept it, but my waifu is a real person (not a REAL person but you know what I mean).
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>>25871563
Minimum wage is like 12k, there's loads of jobs that pay more than that
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>>25871535
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k&list=PLxpTXT25tw0cBWqikh4HtB1g952ZAqNCj&index=1

This desu
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>moving to a different city
>never lived outside of my parents attic before

Any tips lads?
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>>25871578
I think it's relatable to us too. Just think of your waifu or oneitis
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>>25871603
He beat up the dad. I don't miss him, I used to avoid the guy
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>>25871539
>If you had a gf for 10 years and then it turned out she was a very sophisticated android behaving according to a set of computer programs, would that make the love you felt for her during those 10 years any less real?
Deacon pls go.
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>>25871611
And a lot of us here can't even get the minimum wage cuckjobs
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>>25871624
Oh I thought you were after music normies listen to.
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