Benefits to joining the army:
> Feeling of self-worth
> Get in shape
> Chance to die and actually be called a hero
Why haven't you joined up yet?
>>25866738
Im a faggot, why else?
>>25866738
>Chance to die
You covered it
>>25866738
I joined about 3 years ago, and all I've gotten is
>chance to die
Why haven't I gotten any of those other things yet?
>>25866738
Negatives of joining the army:
>being a kuck
>>25866738
All the army bros will bully me
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I already joined the army
It's pretty boring
>>25866807
>being a kick
I don't have a gf so jokes on you
I'm relieved of peacetime duty for medical reasons and too old to apply for voluntary service.
>>25866901
You're a kuck for your government by willingly being cannon fodder for rich people and Israel or do you believe its really for defending freedom
>join the army
>because i'm tiny and weak I get a desk job
>still feel like a wageslave
at least i still get the benefits.
>>25866923
Do you think everything the US military does involves Middle Eastern countries that Israel has an interest in?
>>25866738
> Feeling of self-worth
not at all ,they might bullshit you into thinking your role is super important and critical .
> Get in shape
you will but its WAY easier and faster and more effective to get in shape by yourself even without spending anything on gyms \anything .
> Chance to die and actually be called a hero
depends on what army , but most likely it wont increase your chances of getting killed statistically speaking . you'd still have x200 times the chance to get hit by a car then die in anything related to you being in the army .
served 3 years, learnt some things about like\people in general that helped me later on but mostly its a waste of time .
>>25866970
No, but it's in some other powers interest then, the Israel is just one example, I don't fall for the anti semitic may may. Whatever the case may be it isn't for defending freedom
>>25866923
>cannon fodder for rich people and Israel
im going to the israeli army .
>do you believe its really for defending freedom
yes , i've had a bus full of people blow up in front of me as a kid and almost every week people who plan on doing this sort of thing are arrested\killed by the army .
>>25866997
The US military's duties include defending its own territories, and it also has bases in South Korea and Japan to keep North Korea and China in check. Among other things.
>>25867015
>im going to the israeli army .
Ok?
>yes , i've had a bus full of people blow up in front of me as a kid and almost every week people who plan on doing this sort of thing are arrested\killed by the army .
Thats more of a tit for tat situation, when you bomb afghani villages and civilians with no regard for the casualties and occupy their streets and country there will be backlash. War's pretty ugly
>>25866738
When will the military meme die?
>>25867074
Israel is not bombing or occupying Afghanistan...
>>25867031
Keeping army bases in countries we've defeated in past wars who are more than capable of standing on their own two feet again and haven't posed a threat to us for 60 plus years, i.e. Germany, Japan, is just a form of territory, influence, resource control, etc.
>>25867120
The bases in South Korea, Japan and Germany aren't there because those countries are or could be a threat to US or NATO interests. Have you been reading too much /pol/?
>>25867119
The US is mostly and they are allied with Israel. Look I have nothing against Israel but the Israeli army isn't innocent nor are the Palestinians, shit happens when you decide to put Israel smack dab in the middle of people who don't like them and displace them from their land at that, Zionism and where Israel was decided to be placed definitely has a political motivation
BILLY DON'T BE A HERO
>>25867148
I just don't think there is a need to have them there anymore, they are capable allies, that's all. Seems like a modern form of colonialism
HI HO THE DERRY-O WE SEND THE NEETS TO WAR
Get blow the fuck up, or shot. Come back home to a county that does not care. People blacklist me for work. Have crazy PTSD, and takes it out on anyone who cares about me. Wants everyone else to join. If I do have a family it ends up taking two, or three generations to correct the dysfunctional climate. In the end I don't even realize the damage. End up like David Madsen in Life is Strange. "Chloe.....TURN THAT FUCKIN MUSIC DOWN, IT TRIGGERS ME!!!!!"
>>25867187
The countries want them there though because it serves as a shield to people that might attack them plus it gives them more money because the US has to act friendly towards them and military members blow all of their money on local bars and strip clubs
>>25866738
>fighting for Israhells security
Nty
>>25867223
I guess I see your point a bit
>>25867161
Why do you bother talking to someone who thinks he's genetically superior to you and everyone else ?
>>25867273
Does he? Is that guy one of those Ashkenazi supremacists?
>>25867215
>If I do have a family it ends up taking two, or three generations to correct the dysfunctional climate.
You are not kidding. I had a parent who fought in a war, and it truly leaves scars that last generations.
>>25867292
That's only if your parent is a weak minded normie who gets shaken by the smallest incident
I live next to naval station norfolk. Young navy guys are trash tier human beans.
>>25866738
I don't want to be mind-numbed and controlled by people who are significantly dumber than myself. Also I don't want to be killed in a senseless war that brings nothing but more money to the fucking captalist system.
>>25867290
He just said he was joining Tsahal, duh
>>25867205
Honestly, this should be the law
>>25867331
>Tsahal
I dunno what that is, you seem to be more informed on the country than me. Are you from that region?
>>25867187
are you fucking retarded
japan wants our military bases there, we are the only thing protecting them against china
germany is also a strategic location since its a friendly country and close to ME
>>25866738
for the past month I have been seriously thinking about leaving school and join the army for the reasons you pointed out.
>>25866738
Too fat/out of shape
>dying for israel
go for it, goyim, what could you possibly have to lose?
>>25867394
Listen buddy, calm down. Im more of a national sovereignty type of guy and don't like to meddle in the business of others. We could those countries militaries and build them up so they can defend themselves, and we wouldn't have to occupy them, ya know take the training wheels off
>want to join the Navy to do something with my life
>get everything in order to sign up
>find out you can't be trans and in the military
>have been on hrt for 2 years and was on it for a year before then
>still want to join but can't
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>25867438
fund those countries militaries*
>>25867438
>could those countries militaries and build them up so they can defend themselves
because a military costs money
why waste tax money on a large defense budget when USA will do it for free
>>25866738
kretek cigarettes fucked up my lung
can't do, sorry
>>25867454
Isn't that rule being lifted or wasn't it already?
>>25866738
maybe if the US was an aesthetic empire like Rome or the HRE, but the US is basically a cuck nation
military needs a high sense of honor and tradition to be tempting for me, but the US army is packed with cucks
>>25866738
>implying the US army has done anything worthwhile since the revolutionary war
>implying i need to go in the army to lift
>implying guys in the army get big rather than cut from cardio
>implying people who die for the american bully police force are 'heroes'
the only useful thing about it is that i could die. and honestly i could just kill myself and save all the suffering of being yelled at
>>25867454
>navy
>gay
checks out m8
>>25867318
I have friends in the Newport news Navy station
I've enlisted, it's a great opportunity to get some experience (work experience and life experience), confidence, great benefits, a good nest of savings (shit tier pay, but 0 expenses is still a lot saved), and things which can be attractive to employers such as a security clearance. As long as you don't fuck up the ASVAB and become a grass sweeping infantry it's a fantastic opportunity for anyone who hasn't gone to college.
>>25867516
I had a lot of high school friends join up immediately since it's the easiest job to get in this area. Pathetic t b h, didn't know they were gonna sell out right off the block
>>25867477
I don't think its free though, I think it comes from our taxes. Doesn't the US have one of the largest defense spending budgets in the world?
>>25867490
for gays in the army. Not sure how trans fit into all that.
also what the hell was that dude expecting? being trans and trying to get into any of the branches of military.
>>25866738
>dying for israel and the ZOG
>>25867532
I'm thinking about joining the Navy. Maybe I'll look over there in a bit. Currently I'm in Williamsburg
>>25867549
>>25867490
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/25/military-transgender-ban-set-end-next-may/32345385/
naw it's for trans people, it's may this year
>>25867572
I hope I get to join my platoon in beating the shit out of tranny subhumans with soap in a sock.
I got a 96 score on the ASVAB, is that an above average score?
>>25867599
It's percentile based, so 96% means 3% of people did better than you. It's good, and should allow you to do pretty much anything. You'll want to take care though, for example the Navy will want to push Nuke on you and that is an abject hell.
>>25867565
GL, don't expect anything out of the other young enlisted dudes, they are low IQ dipshits. The older ones are normally pretty cool though
>>25866738
> Chance to die
You're retarded
I'm in the army its not like that at all during peacetime and I'm infantry.
>>25867588
Enjoy the rightful dishonorable discharge and jail time, then, subhuman.
>>25867611
>the Navy will want to push Nuke on you and that is an abject hell
FUCKING THIS. It's so god damn awful.
>>25866738
I don't live in 'Murica, so I'll probably never face battle in my own countrys army.
Can't git gud and go to 'Murica bcus "muh greencard" and even if you do I suspect that immigrants can't join the army, even though they're white, Which I am.
>>25867633
Why do people always get so fucking butthurt if you say that trannies are fucking disgusting?
Like, I am sure you are all fucking aware of it anyways, you're just too busy jacking it to actually stop and think "What the actual fuck is wrong with me, a guy jacking to a guy who dresses like a girl is fucking disgusting and degenerate".
>>25867667
>immigrants can't join the army
they can
but I think you need a green card.
if you actually are intrested in joining murrica go ask /meg/ on /k/ they know the enlisment process for immigrants
>>25867572
this may is still months away. And don't think the navy will allow a single trans in beforehand.
>>25867693
>degenerate
there's that word again.
when are you retards going to fuck off to wizchan where you people belong?
>>25867731
>Immigrants can join the army
Oh shit, my life actually has purpose again for a change.
I'll definetely check it out.
>>25867744
how about you fuck off to /lgbt/ where you belong you mentally ill cunt
>>25867744
>Retards
There's that word again.
When are you degenerates going to fuck off to the death camps where you "people" belong.
>>25867744
Please kill yourself, literally everyone would appreciate it.
>>25866738
I'm getting pretty close to joining, only so I can get a shot at getting into the SAS but I'm hung up on the supposed 1 in 25 chance of getting killed and the "training deaths". Other than that it seems awesome, you get to shoot cunts and do secret shit, the pinnacle of kebab removal.
>>25867785
>>25867788
>>25867808
oh, i get it now
you realize that "mentally ill" and probably ugly as fuck males are able to put on clothes for the other gender and be instantly fuckable by many people, even girls
whereas it's the exact opposite for you.
what a sad life you live, idiot. wizchan & /dep/ are there for you, maybe you should go to where you belong with the other social retards and outcasts that talk about hating degeneracy like we're living in the 40's still.
>>25867856
>you realize that "mentally ill" and probably ugly as fuck males are able to put on clothes for the other gender and be instantly fuckable by many people, even girls
This kind of delusion is what leads to a majority of you subhumans being a self fulfilling prophecy. Just kill yourself now and save the time.
>joining the army with WW3 or some other middle east conflict around the corner
in 5 years or less there will be boots in the ground in syria
>>25867879
>Just kill yourself now and save the time
despite being mentally ill and degenerate according to you, i'm sure most trannies are living a much better life than you are and will ever.
and that's exactly why you hate them so much, kek
feel free to take your own advice any time.
>>25867856
You wanna hear the absolute fucking truth?
I've never seen a tranny that's remotely close to attractive, they definetely do not look feminine, they look like a long-haired faggot who found his mothers make up and then puts it on while fapping to themselves while looking in the mirror and ravaging their own anus with a schampoo bottle.
You're a degenerate, oxygen wasting fuck and I hope whatever demons you fucking have that you get that shit straightened out soon, for the sake of your own well-fucking-being.
No one will ever truly love you, it is all a facade to fullfill their disgusting fetishes.
>>25867906
Actually the best tranny is worse off than the best human, considering they've mutilated themselves into disgusting subhumans.
There's no such thing as having a good life as a tranny freak, that's why a majority of them kill themselves.
>>25866988
The only good post ITT.
To add on, if you have, or even think you have, depression, any form of anxiety, or any other mental disorder, don't join. The US military has no clue how to handle these situations and will end up doing more harm than good. Te environment, rules and regulations, and people in general are 10x as bad as what it is in the civilian world
Not to mention the women are absolute shit as well. As I've always said: do you know those stories your grandpa has where he fucked 1 or 2 girls overseas during his 4 year tour? Military women are 10x as bad
>>25867906
If you're gonna lie, then atleast make it believabe, Trannies have it so fucking bad that they're literally killing themselves.
Kek
>>25866738
pic related is you enjoy dying for israel countrycuck
>>25867911
>they look like a long-haired faggot who found his mothers make up and then puts it on while fapping to themselves while looking in the mirror and ravaging their own anus with a schampoo bottle.
i've never witnessed projection this fucking hard in my life. if i was drinking something i'd have spit it out laughing.
>>25867925
implying you're ever going to have a good life. guarantee you'll spend the remainder of your sad, pathetic life frogposting on imageboards and hating everything and will probably die somewhere around 40 of heart failure. have fun.
>>25867968
>posting statistics
and what exactly is the number of transgender people in comparison to the rest of the world? in comparison to just gay people?
that's a stupid fucking statistic and is completely bias. why not find a statistic for how many people out of general population who kill themselves are also transgender?
but no, you'll keep posting your biased statistics that anyone with a middle school understanding of statistics will see it's dumb.
grats, kill urself.
>>25866738
first off wake up from your videogames. military work is slow, boring, meticulous, and dangerous.
its like working the dmv but someone can get you killed by giving you shit directions. its retards for retards run for retards who think they're not retards.
>>25868001
>why not find a statistic for how many people out of general population who kill themselves are also transgender?
Transgender faggots are a minority, thank the gods for that.
That's like comparing your fat ass to Jupiter.
Jupiter wouldn't stand a chance.
>>25868001
Are you trans?
You got kik?
Would you send pics?
>>25868067
thanks for proving my point, permavirgin.
>>25868083
actually, no im not trans. i just don't have a mid 1900's mindset when it comes to sexualization. my original post wasn't even about trans people, it was about retards on chans now suddenly describing fucking anything sexual as degeneracy for whatever reason.
>>25868062
kek, this as well.
It's funny how certain branched of the military consider themselves smarter than others yet they're all fucking retarded.
