>no work
>no school
*yaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn* whoops, I guess I can fall back asleep
>tfw jury duty
>>25865858
Fuck you, I'd kill to be back in my comfy bed right now
>>25865882
I love jury duty. I got to put an illegal in prison for 15 years last time. I have another 2 years before I can do it again. I get paid for it too.
All you have to do is pretend that you're unbiased and you're good to go.
>>25865933
How does it work? They called me down a few weeks ago, but when I was talking to the dude on the phone he told me I was good. Then a couple of days ago they emailed me again.
>30
>working at my dads business
pls kill me
>>25865955
I was literally you at age 23.
Working for my dad for years and hating every minute if it.
I got extremely sick with heart issues and now I just sit at home all day doing nothing. Feels good. Well.. Til I eventually gotta have surgery.
>>25865858
Thisrelaxes the NEET.
>>25865933
you're my hero fampai.
have a rare pepperoni
Fuck that, bro. I can't wait to go back to shool today and see all my friends again. Being home for a month over break just made me realize how much happier I am to be doing stuff, in motion. Sitting in the house all day sucks.
W-well I made 80euro today
>>25866090
underage normalshit detected
>>25866090
This post smells underage
>>25866090
Yeah I burned a sick day yesterday because I have 6 that I have to use before Feb 1. I had cabin fever so bad. I have no idea how people can just be complacent with sitting at home all day. What a terrible existence.
>5:36AM
>if I sleep now I won't be able to wake up
>if I don't my day will be hell
>>25866126
How would that guy be underage though? You don't get month long breaks pre college unless it's summer.
>>25865858
> waking up 16:07
That shit is unhealthy even if you're a worthless neet.
>>25866126
>>25866125
flawless underage detection sync
>>25866125
>>25866126
Holy shit, they're on the exact same seconds.
>>25866152
In my country you do.
January and june/july are school breaks.
>>25866090
Fuck off you pile of shit. I'm in college right now and it sucks ass I just want to go home and play some Dota 2 all day. I love being comfy and I don't need friends to enjoy life
>>25866195
>work 9 to 15 hours a week
>all shifts are 4pm - 7pm
>$21 an hour
>i earn in one week what my autism bux gave me in a month
>have to put minimal effort into a comfy cutting up fruit job
>still have plenty of free time, and can pursue all my desires with sufficient time and money
this is how you live robots
Fucking lucky robots
>>25865882
>tfw will never have jury duty because I have racist and right wing extremist views
>>25866273
Teach me to live like you.
i'm pretty sure that im dying. my chest around the heart region stings af and my heart rate is quite high.
bye
>School
>Effort for <5 hours a day
>Shitpost on 4chins before, between, and after classes
>Parents are paying, all I have to do is pass
>Living at home, don't need to deal with dorms
wah wah my life sucks soooo hard ;_;
>wake up
>cold af outside
>have to walk half mile to bus stop
fuck you neets
>>25867804
yeah except
>no school
>live alone in my own apartment my dad bought
>have profesors coming here so no commute
>and no tests
>parents are paying all i have to do is not kill myself
>shitpost whener i want
feeels good having the life of a medieval prince
You're sleeping your whole life away, Pepe. Time is the only resource that matters.
