>mom gives the "are you gay?" talk.
>mfw I respond: I wish I was.
I wish I was anime
>>25864456
>Dad says to me "Are you a faggot?"
>Tell him I'm not a faggot
>Later Starts calling me a faggot again
>Just ignore him
>Actually bi :3
>tfw mom hates me and wants nothing to with me
live with my over-protective, feminazi sister instead
>>25864517
You get along with her bf?
>be 14
>dad asks me if im gay
>surprised as fuck since i was just watching tv
>tell him no
>he tells me it's okay, he wouldn't care
>get annoyed and tell him i'm not and why he thinks that
>says he was just saying that he wouldn't mind
>get really upset at him
>next 2 years he progressively starts treating me like a weirdo and getting really aggressive towards me
>break all contact with him
>im actually gay
>wasn't until last year when i turned 20 that i realized he probably went on my PC when i was out and saw my chats with some people
>>25864503
Being bi still makes you a faggot dude.
>>25864534
That's debatable.
>>25864456
I'm 30 and suspect my friends and family think I am. There's all these little comments that make me feel like they're trying to tell me they're fine with me being gay and I'd be happier coming out of the closet.
>tfw no closet to come out of
>tfw straight and not autistic, ugly or overly unappealing in any way
>single for 6 years
Why? I'm not such a bad guy.
>>25864527
She got pumped and dumped by two Chads since I've been living with her.
I hated both of them. Holy shit they were just insufferable faggots.
Alpha males are a meme. I've never seen one in real life.
>>25864562
No it's not.
You're attracted to men therefore you are a faggot.
>>25864587
I only really like sex on the gay side of things. I only actively seek a normal relationship with girls.
If you see me walking down a street with my girlfriend, am I still a faggot cause I have fucked a dude or two?
>>25864614
Yes you're a faggot.
>>25864614
>am I still a faggot cause I have fucked a dude or two?
Yes you are.
>>25864503
Well well fellas, looks like we got ourselves a degenerate.
>>25864623
So is my mate who has fucked about 30-40 women, and 2 dudes still a faggot?
>>25864649
Yes, a huge faggot.
>>25864456
>Dad gives the "it's okay to be gay, are you?" talk
>dad gives the "I'm gay for you" talk
>>25864532
What is your relationship with your dad now?
>>25864572
>Alpha males are a meme. I've never seen one in real life.
alphas are alphas because they do not get into relaitonships nor do they do things to please women.
your two chads enjoyed making you sister wet, hence they are not alphas.
>>25864503
Same, though no one has really ever caught on.got a friend who I sucked off and we sense often talk about hanging out again so I can swallow another load of his. :3
>Never had a gf or female friends
>Mom thinks I'm a faggot as a result
I'm not gay, just a 22 year old beta.
>>25864758
Not that anon but who bangs dry pussy
>>25864767
I am pretty sure my dad called me a faggot because he has never seen me with a girlfriend or known I have had one....mainly because he doesn't let me bring friends over to the house.... so he loses the privilege of seeing his son bring women home. His loss.
>>25864797
i would if it meant banging a girl
>live with grandfather
>tries to embarrass me from time to time
>talking about women and relationships
>chirps up to call me a gay boy
>other day
>talking about something I don't recall
>he chirps up and comments on something to do with me having a big dick and not using it
>mfw I have a big dick but no idea how he knows
>Every family gathering
>Uncle always asks "got a gf yet, anon??"
>Always say the same thing
>"You mean I'm supposed to have just one?"
>He always chuckles like it's the first time he's heard it
>I've said it literally every time he asks
>He asks literally every time
>mfw I know he does this to torture me
>mom asks if you want a gf and hastily adds "or a bf"
>>25864848
I just skip these gatherings now till I get a gf.
>>25864821
He's your grandfather. He probably has a big dick too you fucking faggot.
>parents give you the "when are you gonna get a job and move out for god sake you're 27.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Life is fake
Fuck all this bullshit
>>25864758
Oh I have different definition of alpha.
I'm talking about men who are incredibly masculine, charismatic and respectable in almost every regard.
>>25864879
Stop being such a disgrace to your family and grow up you shithead.
>>25864879
NO DAD PLZ, ITS HARD AND SCARY.
GIVE ME ONE MORE YEAR, PROMISE.
>its 2016 already
>just waiting for him to ask about it
>>25864456
got that one pretty early.jokes on her though, it's looking like the apple of her eye, my sister, might turn out to be the fag.
>mfw no grandkids
>>25864456
>tfw i'm not gay but parents found my crossdresser kit.
Plus i've never had gf.
>>25864848
that's pretty funny anon im gonna say that now
thank you
>>25864976
>not gay
>crossdresser kit
>>258650176
It's just a kink.
>parents give me the "we'll accept you even if you're gay" speech at 15
>end up wanting to fuck boipucci 6 years later
Nice guess mom
>2016
>not gay
come on now ya'll know no woman wants a looser like you.
>>25864649
>sucked and fucked 2 men
>not a faggot
Literally how?
>parents make fun of me for not bringing any girls home
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES ITS YOUR UGLY AS FUCK GENES I HAVE TO CARRY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25864565
Obviously you're unappealing in some way if you're single for 6 years dumb fuck
>>25864649
at the very least he's bi. and being bi is gay. he's a fag
No mom I'm just omegatron.
I break in cold sweat when talking to store clerks. Women my age or younger?
Damn.
>>25864879
Surprised your parents don't poison your food
>>25864614
Yeah, it actually does you deluded faggpt.
>dad gives the "are you an alcoholic?" talk.
>>25864726
>not fucking your dad in the ass
if you assert your dominance then you control the household. you can be neet forever
>>25865318
>alcohol related mistake gives you the "are you my dad" talk
>>25865318
My dad has to drink whenever he tries to connect with me on any emotional level, so despite my obvious alcoholic signs, he never called me out on it.
He did however get very drunk on tequila and give me the "are you gay?" talk. His literal words were:
>"Hey... so, man. Real talk. Do you wanna fuck bitches?"
kek
my leftist grandma asked me that and I went on a rant about how "faggots are disgusting" in front of my entire family
last time I ever got asked that
>>25865242
>tfw no garou bff to kill your parents when they ask this question or make fun of you for it
>>25864456
>tumblr.jpg cancer thread
This is why
>>25865433
>went on a rant about how "faggots are disgusting" in front of my entire family
That probably just confirmed their suspicions that you're a hard-core self-hating closetfag. They probably think you're gonna blast yourself now or get a wife and kids and then get caught sucking strange cock then blast yourself.
>>25865242
r9k in one picturehow this isnt original?
>"Anon, i just don't understand why you don't have a gf"
It's like i live in as twisted world where she doesn't see me as the scum of a human being i am, but everyone else does.
>>25865804
That's because you're her son and she expects the best out of you and doesn't know your only hobby is shitposting on a Malaysian Girl's Generation fan forum
>>25865838
Oh, she knows.
I usually spent more than 12 years a day here.
Even though i don't live with her anymore, i still did it back when i lived with her.
>>25865838
>Malaysian Girl's Generation fan forum
I thought this was a Taiwanese fingerpainting image board. Must be in the wrong place again.
>>25865934
you fucking nigger he is trolling you this is a aboriginal fingerpainting smoke signal network
>>25864456
>mfw mom keeps saying "one day you will come across the one person who will fill your life and make you happy"
She keeps saying this because she's unaware that men don't just stumble upon a girl who will try to seduce them, unlike what happens to women (such as her).
Long story short:
>nerdy, borderline autistic mother from a conservative family, studies medecine
>my father, beta son of a nouveau riche, studies medecine too
>figures out she is in his range
>impresses her by faking being a turbo chad, showing off his money and driving her to/back from uni with his sports car
>she fells for it
>father's parents make sure they get engaged and marry quickly
>>25865874
>I usually spent more than 12 years a day here.
That's impressive.
