At what age is it appropriate to have children?
>>25863757
For a normal person, probably 22-25+
For you, never. Stay out of the gene pool. That goes for everyone that browses this place.
When you feel ready
>>25863757
>this girl is 15 years old
jesus christ i want to die
>>25863798
>22-25
Nah dude, at least 30 is when you should start having kids I reckon.
>>25863757
Think about it. Kid will live with you for 18-20 years, more even.
You gotta know you're giving up the next quarter century to raise someone who will turn out like you.
if you are 25 or over and dont have kids, you are a failure
i am not trying to trigger people's insecurities btw
>>25864900
>girls usually peak around 14-16
>tfw US
>tfw it's rare to find a cute girl to fuck because they all age like shit
>>25864960
>if you are 25 or over and dont have kids, you are a failure
Even if you aren't a failure and still manage to not breed, don't.
You'll probably give your child mental and physical abnormalities.
>>25863757
I'd say 30, wanna live a bit of life before giving it up for leech clones of myself
>>25864926
If you're a guy, maybe. For a woman, that's like increasing your chances of autism and general birth defects by 500%
>>25863757
Never. No one on this board should procreate. Chlorinate your gene pool and never EVER have a child.
Never, humanity as a whole needs to die off already.
when you aren't broke as shit
>>25865407
kek
origanu commentro
Whenever you're ready to give your life up to look after a child.
My opinion is usually 27+ By 25/26, you should have done everything you want to do.
I've got 2 more years if I follow my views before I'm 27. I still live at home and don't see any point moving out unless it's with someone. I refuse to work just to survive on my own.
You have to have enough money to get your kid braces, a smartphone, private school education, future college education, and nice clothes.
If you can't afford any of that your son/daughter has a right to kill you for forcing him to exist for the sake of existing.
>>25864965
>She hits 18, gets married, and inflates.
Too many of these exist.
>>25864926
>>25865219
>>25866040
Enjoy your genetically inferior offspring
>>25866428
I was born when my mother was 32
>>25866428
I was born when my parents were 22 and i'm autistic
I'm good looking tho
>>25866440
Any you're here posting on /r9k/....
>>25866460
The chances of abnormalities increase the older the parents are. There is a lower chance of defects in the early 20s, but the chance is still there.
>>25863757
Those fucking hips.
Jesus.
>>25864926
That's how you get an autist child. Bad move. Eggs go bad before 30 and the babies all have downs and autism.
>>25866428
>genetics change with age
haha alright
>>25863757
Literally the perfect body.
Older than 20, younger than 40. Though I had a kid younger than 20 so I'm not one to speak.
>>25866506
>The chances of abnormalities increase the older the parents are
Abnormalities such as being a failure.
The more years older than 20 your mother was when you were born, the more likely you will be a complete failure. Same goes for the more years under 20.
>>25864926
And here is a person that doesn't have the faintest idea how the female body works.
>>25866406
>18 and army wife
>>25864900
Enji Night can't be 15
>mom gave birth to me when she was 36
>huge gap between me and my older brother
sometimes I wonder why my parents wanted another child after 10 years
Dunno, im getting a vasectomy of friday.
Fuck kids.
>>25867964
Why in God's name would you assume an /r9k/ poster was a woman?
>>25863757
Whenever your brain stops developing after humanity has a sub 2.0 birth rate. Ideally you should be aiming to cram enough logical ideas so you don't have to eat up as much dogma to deal with life.
>>25864965
Don't worry anon, no girls want to have sex with you no matter what age or if they have peaked or not.
>>25863757
Never unless you have superior genetics.
>tfw I was almost an 18 year old dad
>>25863757
YOU. DON'T.
fuccboi original comment kiss my ass nigguh
>>25868341
>tfw was a 13 year old dad
Life always throws curveballs.
30 at the latest for a woman or else the kids have higher chances of the autismo
I'm currently 30 and I'll be having my first child no earlier than 32 once the hubby-to-be and I have settled down the financial as well as all other important aspects of our lives. Don't give a fuck if it's late I wasn't going to have a kid without meeting the right man and without securing my own life first in the first place.
>>25863757
why is small chest and wide hips so good?
>>25868382
How's that going?
That makes my situation seem like it would have been easy by comparison.
>>25868115
This is the best idea ITT. 18+ years to guide a human who never asked to be seems pointless to me.
>>25868413
Better now. Was hard at first since the mother left after she had the baby but my parents helped out.
>>25868427
nigguh what you mean "left"?
>>25863757
Between 20 and 30 for women, anything below 45 for men.
>>25868427
Oh wow.
I got my gf pregnant when I lost my virginity to her and we didn't know she was pregnant for 2 months. She kept fainting but she didn't want to get it checked out because she had no health insurance and was broke. After she found out, she had a miscarriage, but we had begun talking about whether to keep it or get an abortion, what we would do if we had it, etc. It kinda sobered me up. I don't have my head in the clouds so much any more.
>>25863757
It's not about age.
It's about financial stability. I'd say around ~$25,000 diversified savings and minimal 1/3th home paid off. PLUS if you are making at least ~46% above cost of living. If you don't meet qualifications which are not hard then you should fucking kill yourself because you basically destined your child to live a shitty life.
>>25868102
Heh you're the same as me. My mom got my eldest brother at 22 and got me at 36
I asked her when I was a teenager why that is and she admitted to me that she forgot to take her birth control pills
>>25868396
>using words like hubby
>>25868735
It's a term of endearment anon.
>>25868750
your beta "hubby" may not tell you this but it's emasculating.
>inflicting life on another being
>>25868778
>complaining about affectionate names
This is another reason why you will never have a gf, r9k. Normal couples give each other affectionate names all the time.
>>25866506
>tfw mom had me at 36 and I'm successful
I hope I have a daughter just like she did.
>>25863757
Age doesn't matter, as long as you've secured both Chad's sperm and a beta provider.
Having no children results in better marriages, more spending money, and a far superior quality of life!
T. Regards Shlomo Moishe Solomon Shekelberg V
