I've never felt the touch of a woman.
I'm considering booking a session with a "professional cuddler". It's $120 for a 90 minute session.
Should I do it?
Just get a hooker you knob
>>25857769
But this is legal, less expensive, and the girls are cuter and less skanky.
>>25857744
>hiring a hooker that believes is not a hooker
you should go to /r/4chan instead of being here altogether
op is like
>"finally, i can buy the burando i've always wanted once i start charging these lonely robots for cuddles."
>>25857744
That's a pretty good deal. Go for it, pro.
>>25857744
What's the point if it's completely Platonic?
>>25857921
Cheaper and cleaner than fucking a prostitute, plus even artificial affection/intimacy is enough for me.
A lot of the "workers" are pretty ugly but I found a cute one that lives nearby.
>>25857994
You can't just tell us that without posting her, OP.
>>25858029
Here she is
>blox
>>25857744
depends on your understanding of touch. I mean I get paying for sex but paying for anything like kissing or cuddling sounds depressing. strip clubs are also stupid.
anyway if I ever become this lonely, my plan is to try free hugs shit.
$120 is "cheap" apparently.
jfc.
>>25858193
Cheaper than a prostitute.
>>25857744
can you at least feel them up?
if not where are you allowed to put your hands to cuddle?
don't do this
just buy a hooker
>>25858245
You can put your hands on their tits but nothing sexual so no squeezing, nipple rubbing, etc.
>>25858200
can u stop pretending to be a guy now, you're obviously an entrepreneurial female trying to make a dollar.
>>25858273
JFC, my beta orbiting has set precedent for more Staceys to milk cash from their betas.
i bet my Stacey or w/e is bragging about how she had me so fully in her web i was literally paying her for naps, and now other girls wanna try this out too.
>>25858290
I'm a pretty shitty entrepreneur then because I haven't even said the name of the service.
>>25858087
Shitskin.
No thanks.
Get a hooker or setup an okcupid like the rest of us.
>>25858313
just stop, save that for your actual betas who will eat up every word.
save that for reddit. lel good luck posting on backpage and craigslist as a pro cuddler.
Go for it, yolo, right? Think of it like taking a shower, just fulfilling a need, be it hygiene or physical touch.
>>25858340
>setup an okcupid
If I was attractive enough for online dating I wouldn't be resorting to paying for fucking physical contact
>>25858357
>>25858364
just stop pretending to be a male robot kthxbye.
lmao
i wouldn't even pay the Stacey that lurks here for cuddles. you would have to be someone ridiculously adorable to have people pay you for cuddles.
i would however buy that Stacey a nice and yummy dinner for 2.
>>25857744
shit nigga for $120 you can buy sex with a decent-looking slut
why would you let some SJW jew you out of your money
>>25858273
what if you can't get a erection, would they let you
I would do it. That way, having experienced firsthand something that you will never have, your feelings of loneliness will be all the more visceral.
>>25857797
>legal
okay bonus
>less expensive
good bonus
>cuter
maximum bonus
>less skanky
absolute bonus
>>25858475
I imagine it's a case by case basis
>>25858508
for someone claiming to be a male KHV you sure do know a lot about the business.
no hate here, only support.
DONT GIVE A WOMAN YOUR MONEY UNELSS ITS FOR FUCKING THEM
fucking betas, i wish elliot rodger had gone after you
>>25858535
I'm literally just looking at the website
dude this would be way better than a hooker
hookers are ugly as fuck, worn out, boring, and shit at sex
this sounds way better senpai
>>25858546
AWW come on. i giggled
robots! the females of r9k are after our hired gf points, no longer are they satisfied with just our memes and feelposting.
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>>25858508
I mean if I'm paying 120 fuckin dollars, I want to get my money's worth. It is an important aspect of intimacy after all and if it's non-sexual it ought to be a part of their service
>>25858602
you'll get an old fashioned if you're a good boy.
Do it if you want to, OP. If money isn't an issue, do what makes you happy.
